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Chris EW-1-apparently, misunderstood

@chrisb5blue.bsky.social
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Good at cleaning and cooking things. Bad at guitar, but still like to play. Also muscle cars.

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Chris EW-1-apparently, misunderstood @chrisb5blue.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Big trouble in little china.
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Chris EW-1-apparently, misunderstood @chrisb5blue.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Didn’t they get an album banned at some point?
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Chris EW-1-apparently, misunderstood @chrisb5blue.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Raiders gonna raider
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Chris EW-1-apparently, misunderstood @chrisb5blue.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Amen !
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Chris EW-1-apparently, misunderstood @chrisb5blue.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Michters please and thank you
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Chris EW-1-apparently, misunderstood @chrisb5blue.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
I am stealing this
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Chris EW-1-apparently, misunderstood @chrisb5blue.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
They still got it.
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Chris EW-1-apparently, misunderstood @chrisb5blue.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Not sure anything is better than grilled asparagus with butter, lemon salt and pepper
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Chris EW-1-apparently, misunderstood @chrisb5blue.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
It was the only chance I had to get a real life. I took it. A life of long hours and frustration, but I have a real appreciation for all of the people who made my life possible.
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Chris EW-1-apparently, misunderstood @chrisb5blue.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Beauty is in your spirit and will always be there.
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Chris EW-1-apparently, misunderstood @chrisb5blue.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Get down!
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Chris EW-1-apparently, misunderstood @chrisb5blue.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Is that yours? Fantastic—love it !!!
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Chris EW-1-apparently, misunderstood @chrisb5blue.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
I seriously did this last night.
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Chris EW-1-apparently, misunderstood @chrisb5blue.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
I miss the onion machine
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Chris EW-1-apparently, misunderstood @chrisb5blue.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Love this art
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Chris EW-1-apparently, misunderstood @chrisb5blue.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
This rocks
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Chris EW-1-apparently, misunderstood @chrisb5blue.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
It could be turkey it could be ham it could be roast beef. I don’t give a damn.
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Chris EW-1-apparently, misunderstood @chrisb5blue.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Let em hang down-RIP Rick Will
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Chris EW-1-apparently, misunderstood @chrisb5blue.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
This is the way.
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Chris EW-1-apparently, misunderstood @chrisb5blue.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
If you are ever in middle TN look for some Calfkiller— out of Sparta TN. Kegs only. Everything they make is worth drinking
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Chris EW-1-apparently, misunderstood @chrisb5blue.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Ice cold bottles
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Chris EW-1-apparently, misunderstood @chrisb5blue.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
I cannot like this enough
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Chris EW-1-apparently, misunderstood @chrisb5blue.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
AC/DC BB King Jesus Lizard Descendants Drive by Truckers Iron Maiden Los Lobos Edgar Winter Neville Brothers ZZ Top
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Chris EW-1-apparently, misunderstood @chrisb5blue.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
I always loved the steak is so big and goes on a whole separate plate vibe
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Chris EW-1-apparently, misunderstood @chrisb5blue.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
That is an artist at work
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Chris EW-1-apparently, misunderstood @chrisb5blue.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
I woke last night to the sound of thunder How far off I sat and wondered Started humming a song from nineteen sixty-two Ain't it funny how the night moves When you just don't seem to have as much to lose Strange how the night moves With autumn closing in
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Chris EW-1-apparently, misunderstood @chrisb5blue.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
That’s the man
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Chris EW-1-apparently, misunderstood @chrisb5blue.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Have you seen Thank you for smoking? Funny but also completely messed up.
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Chris EW-1-apparently, misunderstood @chrisb5blue.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Absolutely love this
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Chris EW-1-apparently, misunderstood @chrisb5blue.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
This is my dog who really likes walking right on the edge of the curb
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Chris EW-1-apparently, misunderstood @chrisb5blue.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
Love it. Apparently 5ft by4 ft in real life. Just need a big enough wall.
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Chris EW-1-apparently, misunderstood @chrisb5blue.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
Late to the party here, but oven baked Italian hoagie
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Chris EW-1-apparently, misunderstood @chrisb5blue.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
Yes
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Chris EW-1-apparently, misunderstood @chrisb5blue.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
Absolutely love it.
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Chris EW-1-apparently, misunderstood @chrisb5blue.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
Hot dogs work pretty well
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Chris EW-1-apparently, misunderstood @chrisb5blue.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
The arc of justice in this world is very recent. When my dad was born, there were still civil war vets. Many of us evolved from monsters and some still are.
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Chris EW-1-apparently, misunderstood @chrisb5blue.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
It’s honorable work— all of it. I worked for an Italian family for a few years and told them I was moving out of state. They weren’t upset that I was moving. They were upset that I wasn’t going to be cooking anymore. That I wasn’t cooking Italian food. That was the betrayal
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Chris EW-1-apparently, misunderstood @chrisb5blue.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Who the f would cancel a date with anyone, let alone you???? People need to show up-on time and prepared , or be tossed into a river.
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Chris EW-1-apparently, misunderstood @chrisb5blue.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Is it a knife made out of poop— or a knife used to cut poop?
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Chris EW-1-apparently, misunderstood @chrisb5blue.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Some might say to cook them less, but that is perfect for me.
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Chris EW-1-apparently, misunderstood @chrisb5blue.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
I would print the photo out and hang it on a wall. It’s perfect.
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Chris EW-1-apparently, misunderstood @chrisb5blue.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
That is the most insane thing I’ve seen in a long time
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Chris EW-1-apparently, misunderstood @chrisb5blue.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
How could anyone possibly not?
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Chris EW-1-apparently, misunderstood @chrisb5blue.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
Get Down!
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Chris EW-1-apparently, misunderstood @chrisb5blue.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
Ricky Medlocke
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Chris EW-1-apparently, misunderstood @chrisb5blue.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
I like it — definitely has a vibe
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Chris EW-1-apparently, misunderstood @chrisb5blue.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
Breakfast tacos with potatoes and smoked sausage
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Chris EW-1-apparently, misunderstood @chrisb5blue.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
Two words. Fried Pies.
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Chris EW-1-apparently, misunderstood @chrisb5blue.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
Fantastic book—great space alien story rooted in humanity. Hope the movie lives up to it.
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