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@chris.mcdirt.us
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chris @chris.mcdirt.us · 23/09/2026
It may look like diarrhea on a tortilla, but I assure you that I'm a genius for making butter chicken tacos.
What appears to be diarrhea on tortillas, but is actually butter chicken tacos.
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chris @chris.mcdirt.us · 20/06/2026
Barack Obama wearing an MF DOOM mask as representation of a DOOMocrat.
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chris @chris.mcdirt.us · 08/04/2026
me irl
Stokely Hathaway holding a sign taken from a fan that reads:

Stoke's Report Card
Short: A+
Bald: A+
HOES: F
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chris @chris.mcdirt.us · 04/02/2026
Thanks, @duckduckgo.com. That was very helpful.
Search on DuckDuckGo for "http 403" and the top result is a snippet of the Wikipedia page for the year 403.
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chris @chris.mcdirt.us · 18/11/2025
What perfect album came out the year you turned 16?
Cover of the Refused album "The Shape of Punk To Come: A Chimerical Bombination in 12 Bursts"
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chris @chris.mcdirt.us · 29/10/2025
Tubby Siamese cat laying on his side being super cute
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chris @chris.mcdirt.us · 30/11/2024
Post a pick you took to add some calm to the timeline
Hawk perched on a power line with a pine tree in the background
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chris @chris.mcdirt.us · 18/11/2024
FedEx apparently can't deliver a package because it's 60 degrees and slightly cloudy today.
Monday, 11/18/24

3:16 am
Arrived at FedEx location
Northampton PA 

10:00 am
Shipment exception 
Weather delay
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chris @chris.mcdirt.us · 10/11/2024
If you see this, post a concert photo you took
Boysetsfire performing at the Elkton Music Hall
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chris @chris.mcdirt.us · 07/10/2024
My washing machine won't start because of DEI!
Washing machine displaying "dEI" on its display
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chris @chris.mcdirt.us · 20/09/2024
Dog wearing an inflatable donut collar
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chris @chris.mcdirt.us · 16/09/2024
Finally, AI is correct about something!
Google search for "best movie of all time" with Show Girls in the AI-generated results
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chris @chris.mcdirt.us · 16/09/2024
Post a perfect record from when you were 21
The Dillinger Escape Plan's Miss Machine album cover from July 2004
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chris @chris.mcdirt.us · 13/09/2024
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chris @chris.mcdirt.us · 01/09/2024
Sunrise over the ocean. Dunes and beach in the foreground.
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chris @chris.mcdirt.us · 28/08/2024
I ain't reading all that
I'm happy for you though 
Or sorry that happened
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chris @chris.mcdirt.us · 29/07/2024
Whoa, did not expect that.
Kamala Harris holding up the album Fuckin' A by Anal Cunt
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chris @chris.mcdirt.us · 22/03/2024
Big bird singing surfin bird
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