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Chris Gersbeck @chris.dumb-industries.com · 05/08/2026

I really hope I PLAY ROCKY is just two hours of studio execs suggesting actors to play Rocky and Stallone replying, "I play Rocky." "Gene Hackman?" "No. I play Rocky." "Dustin Hoffman?" "No. No, I play Rocky." "Mickey Rooney?" "No. No. No, I play Rocky."

poster for the upcoming biopic I PLAY ROCKY played by a guy who kinda looks like Stallone played by Timothy Chalamet

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Chris Gersbeck @chris.dumb-industries.com · 05/06/2026

Like Graham Platner, I too have to pretend I didn't know what my tattoo represented

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Chris Gersbeck @chris.dumb-industries.com · 17/05/2026

We are remaking COP AND A HALF so just deal with it.

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Chris Gersbeck @chris.dumb-industries.com · 29/04/2026

Bear in mind, I am a Frank Gorshin enthusiast.

Frank Gorshin being awesome in the 1993 superhero movie THE METEOR MAN

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Chris Gersbeck @chris.dumb-industries.com · 31/03/2026

I am disappointed but I will be watching.

image promoting the garbage fox news program gutfeld! with tonight's lineup featuring kat timpf, sherrod small, heather zumarraga, and torgo from manos: the hands of fate

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Chris Gersbeck @chris.dumb-industries.com · 07/02/2026

My grandma had this hanging in her house. It’s a picture of my uncle raking leaves she deemed appropriate for a family photo collage. I love it.

A photo of a photo of Chris Gersbeck’s uncle raking leaves and you can’t even see his face in a family photo collage.

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Chris Gersbeck @chris.dumb-industries.com · 12/11/2025

Post a non-religious photo you think of as holy

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Chris Gersbeck @chris.dumb-industries.com · 03/11/2025

By popular demand, I'll be going live in The Dumb Clubhouse this Friday @ 8pm ET to show everyone what goes into editing a movie riff, using our recent episode of Movies Are Dumb: The Alpha Incident as an example. You can also ask me questions and comment on my hair!

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Chris Gersbeck @chris.dumb-industries.com · 21/10/2025

This may have been the funniest thing I’ve ever seen. #TheChairCompany

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Chris Gersbeck @chris.dumb-industries.com · 06/10/2025

Everyone: "Why do you waste time watching Love Is Blind on Netflix?" Me:

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Chris Gersbeck @chris.dumb-industries.com · 05/10/2025

Can't wait for everyone to see the latest Movies Are Dumb, my very own riffing series with w/ Matt Reiser & Emmy Martian. THE ALPHA INCIDENT is a hidden gem that is as hilarious as it is baffling. Artwork by the always amazing @carmenart.bsky.social

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Chris Gersbeck @chris.dumb-industries.com · 04/09/2025

Post a PERFECT album from the 90's that isn't Nirvana or Pearl Jam

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Chris Gersbeck @chris.dumb-industries.com · 22/06/2025

There were a lot of high points in MEGALOPOLIS but Syril’s mom from Andor showing up is at the top.

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Chris Gersbeck @chris.dumb-industries.com · 21/06/2025

Why does Zack Snyder always look like he’s about to breakdance at a wedding reception?

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Chris Gersbeck @chris.dumb-industries.com · 04/06/2025

THE MATRIX’s influence on cinema is so massive people forget one of the greatest rug pulls ever happens a mere 30 minutes in.

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Chris Gersbeck @chris.dumb-industries.com · 10/05/2025

If you're looking for a fun, chill activity to do this afternoon without having to put pants on, I cannot recommend this enough! Even if you've never picked up a paintbrush, I promise you will get something out of this class. Friends and family of ALL AGES are welcome! dumb-industries.com/jackey

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Chris Gersbeck @chris.dumb-industries.com · 19/04/2025

At the Bryant Park protests marching up Madison #FuckTrump

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Chris Gersbeck @chris.dumb-industries.com · 11/04/2025

Me, a fan of The Shield since 2002 watching everyone finally come around to Walton Goggins:

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Chris Gersbeck @chris.dumb-industries.com · 07/04/2025

This debuts tomorrow at 8pm ET. Artwork by @carmenart.bsky.social dumb-industries.com/yeti

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Chris Gersbeck @chris.dumb-industries.com · 19/03/2025

As Dumb Industries closes in on 900 hours of original content hosted directly on our website, I want to thank EVERYONE who has joined a Dumb Membership these past couple years!! You are keeping Dumb alive and we are forever grateful!!

screenshot that says "video storage unlimited, 878 hr. 50 min used)

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Chris Gersbeck @chris.dumb-industries.com · 11/03/2025

I've boycotted the automotive industry literally my entire life. Guess I'm going to prison.

deranged post from Trump's Truth Social account indicating that it is illegal for you to not buy an overpriced bag of shit on wheels

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Chris Gersbeck @chris.dumb-industries.com · 01/03/2025

Hang out with me & @maryjopehl.bsky.social in The Mary Jo Pehl Show Clubhouse at 8pm ET for an all-new Chit-Chat & Tidbits -- the bonus livestream we do ONLY in the Clubhouse! We'll be answering more questions we didn't get to on Tuesday like, "are you actually AI?" dumb-industries.com/clubhouse

tonight | 8pm et | the mary jo pehl show: chit-chat & tidbits | illustration of brunette woman whispering into the ear of a blonde woman | watch only in the mary jo pehl show clubhouse: dumb-industries.com/clubhouse

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Chris Gersbeck @chris.dumb-industries.com · 23/02/2025

Hey @jamesgunn.bsky.social your last post about Lex Luthor was your 666th post on Bluesky!!

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Chris Gersbeck @chris.dumb-industries.com · 20/02/2025

TOMORROW! @maryjopehl.bsky.social and I will watch the 1978 made-for-TV movie DR. STRANGE for the very first time! Have you seen this before? Is it terrible? How much can we fast-forward? WE NEED TO KNOW Watch free w/ ads: twitch.tv/dumbtelevision Watch ad-free: dumb-industries.com/clubhouse

promotional image of actor in full doctor strange outfit with yellow text in the top left corner that says, "the mary jo pehl show presents movie jo night" and "doctor strange" written at the bottom

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Chris Gersbeck @chris.dumb-industries.com · 05/02/2025

Always jarring to randomly come across a meme origin

Panel from Batman comic of Batman slapping Robin in often-used meme

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Chris Gersbeck @chris.dumb-industries.com · 25/01/2025

My She-Creature from today's class w/ @jackeyneymanjones.bsky.social! dumb-industries.com/jackey

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Chris Gersbeck @chris.dumb-industries.com · 20/01/2025

Super bleak end screen for The Death and Return of Superman for SNES, that we'll be playing in a little bit on Super Dumb Bros! Watch w/ ads on Twitch: twitch.tv/dumbtelevision Watch ad-free @dumb-industries.com: dumb-industries.com/superdumbbros

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Chris Gersbeck @chris.dumb-industries.com · 19/01/2025

De La Soul at Lincoln Center last night

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Chris Gersbeck @chris.dumb-industries.com · 22/12/2024

Five Below sells an electric guitar for $25 which is 5x their pricing model and 5x more likely to disappoint your grandson.

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Chris Gersbeck @chris.dumb-industries.com · 06/12/2024

Get a cat just so moments like this brighten your day. Also, they cute.

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