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Not Your Roommates’ Mama

@chris-once.bsky.social

114 followers 93 following 107 posts

31. NYC. Artist. ♊️. Go Dawgs🏈. I don’t wanna break a leg, I’m gonna get the part!

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Not Your Roommates’ Mama @chris-once.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Hiked up a mountain to save my marriage 🇨🇭🗻

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Not Your Roommates’ Mama @chris-once.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

London owes me nothing✌🏾🇬🇧

Not Your Roommates’ Mama @chris-once.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

📍London🇬🇧

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Not Your Roommates’ Mama @chris-once.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Life has been coming at me with a crowbar recently. Just trying to find my shield…

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Not Your Roommates’ Mama @chris-once.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

😮‍💨😮‍💨

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Not Your Roommates’ Mama @chris-once.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

I hate being in my feelings over something I shouldn’t be🫠

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Not Your Roommates’ Mama @chris-once.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

Never did I think I’d have a therapeutic revelation at a Jeezy concert🤭🤯

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Not Your Roommates’ Mama @chris-once.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

@JetBlue…never again miss thing🖕🏾

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Not Your Roommates’ Mama @chris-once.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

Today has been a raggedy ass bitch…

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Not Your Roommates’ Mama @chris-once.bsky.social · 05/07/2026

☀️🕶️

Not Your Roommates’ Mama @chris-once.bsky.social · 29/06/2026

A dj that lets all of Virgo’s Groove play is a dj for ME

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Not Your Roommates’ Mama @chris-once.bsky.social · 29/06/2026

Pride w/ my good-goods🏳️‍🌈🫶🏾

Not Your Roommates’ Mama @chris-once.bsky.social · 25/06/2026

Oldie, but I did core today

Not Your Roommates’ Mama @chris-once.bsky.social · 23/06/2026

Worked. Out.😵‍💫😮‍💨💪🏾

Not Your Roommates’ Mama @chris-once.bsky.social · 21/06/2026

Landed in Texas and immediately threw my phone trying to swat a fly🫠

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Not Your Roommates’ Mama @chris-once.bsky.social · 21/06/2026

I’m on my phone way more than I’d like to be but I’m not at scrolling-at-the-urinal level🥴

Not Your Roommates’ Mama @chris-once.bsky.social · 19/06/2026

Out until 4am at this age!? Worth it🤭

Not Your Roommates’ Mama @chris-once.bsky.social · 18/06/2026

Once I saw people lining up at 4am for the parade, I went ahead and laid back down😅💙🧡

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Not Your Roommates’ Mama @chris-once.bsky.social · 15/06/2026

This is 31✨♊️

Not Your Roommates’ Mama @chris-once.bsky.social · 14/06/2026

The greatest fucking city in the world 🗽💙🧡

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Not Your Roommates’ Mama @chris-once.bsky.social · 10/06/2026

Got my teeth whitened and gone 2 days without coffee

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Emaciated Creature: Death's Embrace

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Not Your Roommates’ Mama @chris-once.bsky.social · 09/06/2026

MSG booed his ass!!

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Not Your Roommates’ Mama @chris-once.bsky.social · 04/06/2026

I like it here and I need to use it more👋🏾

Not Your Roommates’ Mama @chris-once.bsky.social · 05/05/2026

I’m tired of dealing with YN barbers. Just late and so undependable…

Not Your Roommates’ Mama @chris-once.bsky.social · 05/05/2026

3 months away from nyc and the readjustment period is always crazy😵‍💫

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Not Your Roommates’ Mama @chris-once.bsky.social · 31/01/2026

A legend🕊️💙

Not Your Roommates’ Mama @chris-once.bsky.social · 10/01/2026

Learning IU’s average player age is 23 makes me look at this season a lot differently🥴

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Not Your Roommates’ Mama @chris-once.bsky.social · 07/12/2025

DAWWWWWWWWWWWWGS ON TOP

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Not Your Roommates’ Mama @chris-once.bsky.social · 20/06/2025

American Airlines, count your fucking days

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Not Your Roommates’ Mama @chris-once.bsky.social · 26/05/2025

We gone make it do what it do YAYA #cowboycartertour

Not Your Roommates’ Mama @chris-once.bsky.social · 29/04/2025

Dodging these Cowboy Carter spoilers like…😮‍💨😮‍💨

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Not Your Roommates’ Mama @chris-once.bsky.social · 21/04/2025

Back in my apartment after 2 months of traveling. I could cry right now😭😭

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Not Your Roommates’ Mama @chris-once.bsky.social · 16/02/2025

✌🏾ATL

Not Your Roommates’ Mama @chris-once.bsky.social · 13/02/2025

Shoutout to the life-saving barber😮‍💨

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Not Your Roommates’ Mama @chris-once.bsky.social · 13/02/2025

Never in my life have I had a haircut so bad I have to go somewhere else after. Today is that day…

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Not Your Roommates’ Mama @chris-once.bsky.social · 11/02/2025

I’m pissed…

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Not Your Roommates’ Mama @chris-once.bsky.social · 11/02/2025

“Cowboy Carter has a lot of skips.” —someone I know waiting in line to buy tickets😒😒😒

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Not Your Roommates’ Mama @chris-once.bsky.social · 11/02/2025

Learning that Kendrick’s halftime went over sooooo many people’s heads🥴🥴

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Not Your Roommates’ Mama @chris-once.bsky.social · 10/02/2025

Abbott Elementary about to have some good material😩

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Finesstro🏮 @dthom1117.bsky.social · 10/02/2025

Note: Don’t piss them off

Not Your Roommates’ Mama @chris-once.bsky.social · 10/02/2025

Kendrick? Samuel L. Jackson? Serena? Eagles whooping ass? HAPPY BLACK HISTORY MONTH

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Not Your Roommates’ Mama @chris-once.bsky.social · 03/02/2025

FINA-FUCKING-LLY!!!!

Not Your Roommates’ Mama @chris-once.bsky.social · 03/02/2025

Kendrick!! Happy Black History Month!!

Not Your Roommates’ Mama @chris-once.bsky.social · 03/02/2025

I know Aubrey is seethingggggg

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Not Your Roommates’ Mama @chris-once.bsky.social · 03/02/2025

I’m happy for 👑 Bey😭😭 Something about Taylor presenting to her rubs me wrong

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Not Your Roommates’ Mama @chris-once.bsky.social · 03/02/2025

Doechi!!

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Not Your Roommates’ Mama @chris-once.bsky.social · 24/01/2025

Finally had a chance to sleep in but of course my smoke detector batteries choose today to start to go

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Not Your Roommates’ Mama @chris-once.bsky.social · 22/01/2025

Forgot to take my fish out the freezer this morning🫠 Now I understand why my mama had an attitude😂

Not Your Roommates’ Mama @chris-once.bsky.social · 21/01/2025

Two things that make my kneecaps itch in the gym: -Headass-ery -Swole muscle bros with bad form

Not Your Roommates’ Mama @chris-once.bsky.social · 13/01/2025

🤭🤭

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