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Phil PlAIt @philplait.bsky.social · 18/09/2025

Hey Democdats in Congress, now would be an excellent time to do something.

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Christoper Ironhead @chris-ironhead.bsky.social · 18/09/2025

I haven't watched ABC, CBS, NBC, MSNBC,CNN, FAUX or any of the other Goebbels Networks since 2000. I guess I've got a problem with propaganda promoting corporations assuming I would buy their BS hook line and sinker.

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Christoper Ironhead @chris-ironhead.bsky.social · 18/09/2025

On the upside we get a ballroom... we've only been waiting for a hundred and fifty freaking years. I read that Ulysses S. Grant could cut a rug, when he wasn't hammered.

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Christoper Ironhead @chris-ironhead.bsky.social · 11/06/2025

On May 4, 1970, the Kent State shootings occurred at Kent State University in Ohio. National Guard soldiers opened fire on students protesting the Vietnam War, resulting in the deaths of four students and injuries to nine others. While the orange menace avoided the draft 5 TIMES. PUSSY nuff said.

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Christoper Ironhead @chris-ironhead.bsky.social · 10/06/2025

Swing States, so how did the vote for a fascist work out for ya? I'm not a FAFO fan. I'm sick of the whining. If ya voted for the orange turd burglar or even worse ya didn't vote at all, congratulations ya ushered in the end of Democracy. And I say with full conviction the hell with you

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Christoper Ironhead @chris-ironhead.bsky.social · 10/06/2025

Hey kids its hurricane season, what? oops, The head of Fema is fucking clueless. I'm a native Floridian, Born here and been here my entire life. I know how this will turn out. NOT GOOD MAN

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Christoper Ironhead @chris-ironhead.bsky.social · 10/06/2025

Holy Monkey, the key to ending the orange menace's reign is the Donor, Democrat, Blue states joining together and showing we are not a minority. And were fed up with his BS.

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Christoper Ironhead @chris-ironhead.bsky.social · 09/06/2025

I'm not worried about a heart attack / stroke. I figure the Spontaneous Combustion factor, measured in 30 years of handling petro chemicals, I installed a fire extinguisher on my beds headboard. Could be worse, I could glow in the dark, or it could rain... what?

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Christoper Ironhead @chris-ironhead.bsky.social · 09/06/2025

Ms. Clarke, I will never forget this woman. There's something in your 6th grade teacher retiring at the end of the school year that makes ya think "Crap, was it me"

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Christoper Ironhead @chris-ironhead.bsky.social · 09/06/2025

The stupidest thing I've ever said to my Mother. "I don't wanna go to college, I already wasted 18 years listening to drunks, clowns and assorted degenerates ramble on about nothing relevant.

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Christoper Ironhead @chris-ironhead.bsky.social · 09/06/2025

No doubt, my Grandfather 'DAD' molded me into the man I am today. He taught me perspective drawing, operating a band saw, drill press, scroll saw etc. before I was 14 years old. Did I mention the partial Norden WWII bomb sight, peppered in dust in his attic.

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Christoper Ironhead @chris-ironhead.bsky.social · 08/06/2025

I would like to once again state that I am not a Troll. I'm a Garden Gnome. Though sometimes I can appear as a garden rake. Hey, is this thing on?

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Christoper Ironhead @chris-ironhead.bsky.social · 08/06/2025

I thought about writing and illustrating a book on a Hamster. Problem was, I never owned a hamster, I had mice and rats. I can write about the two mice I put in 1/32nd scale slot cars, a 69 Camaro and a 70 mustang. Man those rodents could drive, well sorta.

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Christoper Ironhead @chris-ironhead.bsky.social · 08/06/2025

Things I never got busted for: The 40 mph shopping cart with the wobbly right front wheel. We found a shopping cart off its owners property, it was fair game. We would carefully escort it down Atlantic Ave. at 40 mph, and obey all traffic signals, the car would stop at the light, the cart didn't.

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Christoper Ironhead @chris-ironhead.bsky.social · 08/06/2025

Here we go, National Guard sabre rattling. Authoritarian anyone?

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Christoper Ironhead @chris-ironhead.bsky.social · 07/06/2025

Disclaimer: The crap flung at the wall tonight, is non stick, easy, square point shovel picked up, and tossed into the orange menaces dumpster fire.

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Christoper Ironhead @chris-ironhead.bsky.social · 07/06/2025

I know you're like... wait, ya can draw/paint and disassemble/reassemble a Chevrolet V8 small block, Yeah, but the freaking Briggs & Stratton, don't get me started, Man.🙃

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Christoper Ironhead @chris-ironhead.bsky.social · 07/06/2025

Ok, so I bought some acrylic paints, brushes, mats. Mom was a watercolor painter, I did pencil, pen & ink. And, Here we go.

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Christoper Ironhead @chris-ironhead.bsky.social · 07/06/2025

Now, this is a church. WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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Christoper Ironhead @chris-ironhead.bsky.social · 07/06/2025

My ultimate nemesis. The Briggs & Stratton 4 cycle lawn mower engine. I failed the small engine trade class in junior high school cause the bastard wouldn't start. 2 years ago I tried installing a china carburetor on my last nemesis. After decades, 8th grade fail rears its ugly head once again.

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Christoper Ironhead @chris-ironhead.bsky.social · 07/06/2025

Man, have I been gone that long? Never mind, I tend to aimlessly wander off now and then, no harm, no foul.

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Christoper Ironhead @chris-ironhead.bsky.social · 08/04/2025

Take it from an old dude, read the National Lampoon magazine circa 1971-1981.

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Christoper Ironhead @chris-ironhead.bsky.social · 08/04/2025

In the end, tighten your boots laces and get yourself unF*cked, I ain't kidding, this ain't a tv show. How could a complex Democratic society destroy itself? STUPIDITY!!!

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Christoper Ironhead @chris-ironhead.bsky.social · 08/04/2025

I miss my friends from garbage twitter, the stammering south african/Canadian douche bag is in the the find out phase. DEPORT ELON NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Christoper Ironhead @chris-ironhead.bsky.social · 08/04/2025

I'm having a real hard time juggling these corded chainsaws, the extension cords keep getting tangled. Is this thing on ?

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Christoper Ironhead @chris-ironhead.bsky.social · 08/04/2025

I grew up with the understanding that "Look At Your Hands, Brain And Use Them." If you showed no interest mechanically, well you didn't get to work on the 67 Camaro RS or 64 Dodge Dart Wagon. Hell, I couldn't use the freaking drill press until I was 13 years old.

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Christoper Ironhead @chris-ironhead.bsky.social · 08/04/2025

Hope I ain't freaking you guys out with the chainsaw thingy, btw I rebuilt my Grandfathers 16", and named it Johnny after him. One 10" saw to do, Uncle Gary's and yes it will be called Gary btw.

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Christoper Ironhead @chris-ironhead.bsky.social · 07/04/2025

I'm not a bullshitter. Just laying it on the line,

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Christoper Ironhead @chris-ironhead.bsky.social · 07/04/2025

The problem with spontaneous combustion is you never know when you'll burst into flames. So I engineered the first halon hat, sure, ya might pass out and eat the pavement but your hair remains freaking fabulous.

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Christoper Ironhead @chris-ironhead.bsky.social · 07/04/2025

Hey... have I mentioned I call my Mother's dog "Stinky McGinty McGoo"

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Christoper Ironhead @chris-ironhead.bsky.social · 07/04/2025

if you could see this... what do you see?

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Christoper Ironhead @chris-ironhead.bsky.social · 07/04/2025

So, I named most my chainsaws after the women I've known my whole life... all but one are gone. Merle- 16" Agnes- 10" Sharon- 14" Shirley- 16" Katherine 16" Nancy-16"

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Christoper Ironhead @chris-ironhead.bsky.social · 07/04/2025

I don't think there is anything I could say to those cult members who run amok among us, then again, I found yelling "Squirrel" drives them even more insane.

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Christoper Ironhead @chris-ironhead.bsky.social · 07/04/2025

Hang in there my Canadian & Mexican Sisters & Brothers. The orange menace has no clothes. but the ass clown has the nuke codes. Psssst. more cheeseburgers, A lil RFK jr. idiocy and Golf! WHeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

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Christoper Ironhead @chris-ironhead.bsky.social · 07/04/2025

Crap, I'm sorry, forgot to ask how your doing. How's the Orange Menace's policies working for your IRA? It used to be "trickle down" voodoo economics now its "grab your ankles & assume the position."

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Christoper Ironhead @chris-ironhead.bsky.social · 11/02/2025

Remember that weird Al Yankovik awful song "Dare To Be Stupid" yeah... and here we are

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Christoper Ironhead @chris-ironhead.bsky.social · 11/02/2025

With age I find... what? oh yeah, right, I have no idea why I walked into this room, dunno maybe something to do with hamsters or rodents, maybe a sparrow, get off me, man.

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Christoper Ironhead @chris-ironhead.bsky.social · 11/02/2025

I have no idea what happened to The National Lampoon magazine. Recommended reading: NL February 1978 Spring Fascism Preview issue. Surprise, morons & miscreants... wait there's more, we got the cult kool-aid... orange bastard runs amok.

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Christoper Ironhead @chris-ironhead.bsky.social · 11/02/2025

Nick, neighbor, friend, mentor. He's fading away, I try to keep him engaged in anything technical, mechanical. etc. Glean what ya can from yer elders, they been there, done that.

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Christoper Ironhead @chris-ironhead.bsky.social · 11/02/2025

The hell with elon, I want to make disposable/recyclable cardboard cars powered by hamsters. Note: No rodents were in any sort of peril, get a grip goofball.

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Christoper Ironhead @chris-ironhead.bsky.social · 11/02/2025

good thing I bought lots of extra drone prop blades, ya know I have the landing issue thingy.

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Christoper Ironhead @chris-ironhead.bsky.social · 11/02/2025

Five thousand pounds of rolling steel mayhem. Tales of the hideous yellow beast that ran when it felt like it my 66 Dodge Coronet.

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Christoper Ironhead @chris-ironhead.bsky.social · 11/02/2025

um... flying drones in my bedroom is an extremely stupid idea, so I amped up the stupidity by 11, fabricating my own drone/helicopter landing pad problem is I can fly the mf's... I just can't land em.

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Christoper Ironhead @chris-ironhead.bsky.social · 10/02/2025

they can't find me, blessing? wander amok

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Christoper Ironhead @chris-ironhead.bsky.social · 10/02/2025

if ya find yourself, well, hell you;e on yer way Sparky!

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Christoper Ironhead @chris-ironhead.bsky.social · 10/02/2025

I'm miffed, how misguided, cult, ignorant, followers have become mainstream news,

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