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Chris @chris-in-seattle.bsky.social · 16h

Homosexual gay successfully replaces garbage disposal without electrocuting himself. More at 11. (She Ra helped)

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Chris @chris-in-seattle.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

I am the stuff of nightmares. Please, for the love of everything holy, do not use pickup lines. It just makes me want to berate you.

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Chris @chris-in-seattle.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

9.5” dick made me submissive boy yesterday. Need that type of pounding more often 😵‍💫 🤤 😈

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Chris @chris-in-seattle.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

Morning gym. Had it to myself for a second. But thankfully weekend morning is reserved for 30 somethings.

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Chris @chris-in-seattle.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Made a damn fine meal of leftovers and freezer vegetables.

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Chris @chris-in-seattle.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

A Monday so unhinged I almost said to a coworker “I hope you’re a better parent than you are a project manager”

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Chris @chris-in-seattle.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Blue Valentine on the stationary bike like a hot girl.

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Chris @chris-in-seattle.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Just booked train to Portland in mid November

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Chris @chris-in-seattle.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Day one back on Instagram. So far so good: training this algorithm to show me capybaras, cats, and bats. We’ll see if it can last. Feel free to give me a follow: ThatDarnChris

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Chris @chris-in-seattle.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I’ve come up with my new response to anyone who still supports Trump: “Who is Roy Cohn?” If anyone answers it even a little accurately I’d give a prize.

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Chris @chris-in-seattle.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Another 5am workout. Love a solo gym where no one can hear me scream.

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Chris @chris-in-seattle.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Dolly Parton appreciation begins NOW

Dolly Parton double feature party to celebrate September 25 (aka 9/25)

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Chris @chris-in-seattle.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Brain has been a dumpster fire. Hardly working out. Body still 🔥.

A middle aged homosexual pleased that body image issues haven’t invaded his mental breakdown.

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Chris @chris-in-seattle.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Got complimented by straight guys today.

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Chris @chris-in-seattle.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Body of Evidence was camp enough to enjoy. And then Julianne Moore slapped Madonna and Madonna dramaticly rubbed her cheek; and this movie became queer cannon.

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scary mike 👻 @anotherhungtop.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

gay and annoyed 😑

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Chris @chris-in-seattle.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

I’ve been having a hell of a time to get Seattle bottoms to commit. Next time I hear “there are no tops in Seattle,” I’m going to officially announce my strike for unfair werking conditions.

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Chris @chris-in-seattle.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

I think my new career goal is somewhere between trophy wife and Fran Lebowitz.

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Chris @chris-in-seattle.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Can we, as homosexual gays, just all migrate to our own horny little social media? Abandon the homophobic companies and make Sniffiesgram.

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Chris @chris-in-seattle.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

I hate gay Halloween. What do you mean you’re Door Legs from the Resident Evil poster??

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Chris @chris-in-seattle.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Chastised another person in a theater using their cell phone. My life as a scold continues, but I was everyone’s hero for speaking up 💪

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Chris @chris-in-seattle.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Didn’t frame it correctly, but chest looks right and those four shots were very strong.

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Chris @chris-in-seattle.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Twerked to entirety of Enya’s “Only Time” this morning. Am I officially broken, or is this hot girl shit?

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Chris @chris-in-seattle.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Blank profiles that say “Sup?” to start the Monday Mourning.

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Chris @chris-in-seattle.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

I feel a Portland trip coming on soon. Tattoo artists for some coverage and new work are of particular interest.

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Chris @chris-in-seattle.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Found a purple faux fur coat and silver booty shorts at Trendy Wendy that are giving Deloris Van Cartier but she’s running to Cummunion

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Chris @chris-in-seattle.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Homosexual gays, just putting it out there: please keep your 9/11 posts in good taste. Use a trusted gay woman or non-gendered person to give you a second opinion. If you don’t know a gay woman or non-gendered person, reconsider your life.

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Chris @chris-in-seattle.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

It’s wild how certain I am that Putin orchestrated Project 2025 to deliberately damage the United States. The authors and this administration collaborated. I have done zero research yet I’m 97% certain. Brains are fun.

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Chris @chris-in-seattle.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Waking up in the middle of the night means I get a jump on #fcf

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Chris @chris-in-seattle.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

The amount of “fuck it” I have right now would make CeeLo Green blush.

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Chris @chris-in-seattle.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Believe it or not, finding an eager sub bottom on a Tuesday night is a challenge. Sooo, enjoy. 💦

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Chris @chris-in-seattle.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

The HR email in my head might be better described as a manifesto at this point.

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Chris @chris-in-seattle.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Really excited for the sequel movie about our savior The Passion of the Christine Baranski

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Chris @chris-in-seattle.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Watching Blue Valentine on a stationary bike and continuing my marathon training (finishing listening to Barbra Streisand’s autobiography)

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Chris @chris-in-seattle.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Am I in The Truman Show, but it’s dumb heterosexuals tempting me to violence?

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Chris @chris-in-seattle.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

Adults who host theme birthday parties are bad enough. Planning theme birthday parties on a Friday is a war crime.

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Chris @chris-in-seattle.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

A short story of disappointment: Grindr notification: “How’s it going handsome?” Me: *Opens profile* thought, oh he’s hot…. Side 😞

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Chris @chris-in-seattle.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

Coyote vs Acme had me laughing pretty hard as a Looney Tunes fan. Kid appropriate but the parents might like it more. Broadly anti-Capitalist, and thats more reason to go spend your dollar.

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Chris @chris-in-seattle.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

Pushing down a multiple day long panic attack, and gonna see if I can just pop like a balloon

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Chris @chris-in-seattle.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

My grandmother’s name was Jolene. She was a monster. My siblings and cousin have sent each other videos of instances of Dolly Parton’s Jolene when we run into it in the wild for over a decade. I’m crushed. Queen of queens. RIP Dolly Parton. I’ll miss you far more than my grandmother.

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Chris @chris-in-seattle.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

I have referenced both Eugene O’Neill and Tennessee Williams in office before 9am. I win the day.

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Chris @chris-in-seattle.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

Ironing casually like a good boy.

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