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Chris Huff

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Smart ass book reader. I have opinions; all of them are my own.

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Chris Huff @chris-huff.com · 01/08/2026
No wonder I feel like a million bucks.
Sleep Score
Very High
Duration: 50/50
Bedtime: 30/30
Interruptions: 20/20
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A perfect score. Way to get an excellent
night's sleep, Chris.
Sleep
Vitals
8hr 41min
Typical
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Chris Huff @chris-huff.com · 20/07/2026
What is this fresh hell?
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Chris Huff @chris-huff.com · 14/07/2026
My way of remembering Sam Neill tonight.
The Hunt for Red October movie poster
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Chris Huff @chris-huff.com · 25/06/2026
Saltstone is not a bad venue. #DMB
Dave Matthew’s Band at Morton Amphitheater
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Chris Huff @chris-huff.com · 22/06/2026
Spending an afternoon doing Lego with my kid was the best.
A dining room table full of LEGO
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Chris Huff @chris-huff.com · 09/06/2026
The LEGO Minas Tirith build is already immensely satisfying and pretty.
The LEGO Minas Tirith boxLego Minas Tirith instruction manuals The front gates of Lego Minas Tirith
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Chris Huff @chris-huff.com · 22/05/2026
Subnautica 2 is pretty dang fun, but some people can't get over themselves. #Subnautica2
NOT KILLING STUFF IN
SUBNAUTICA 2 RUINS THE GAME
FNJOYING SUBNAUTICA 2
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Chris Huff @chris-huff.com · 09/05/2026
What the hell is going on with my hair?
Middle-aged guy with wild bed hair.
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Chris Huff @chris-huff.com · 07/05/2026
I'm gonna feel this in the morning .
A busted up knee with a skin wound
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Chris Huff @chris-huff.com · 27/04/2026
DM never expected us to rez the dragon the dragonhide armor was made of. 😎#dungeonsanddragons
Last night was some of the most
fun I've had DMing or RPing,
ever. So thanks!
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Chris Huff @chris-huff.com · 15/04/2026
Just collecting new laptop stickers.
RESPECTFULLY
NOADULTING IS SOUP
AND I AM A FORK
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Chris Huff @chris-huff.com · 14/04/2026
So a couple of years ago I started teaching my (now) 7 year old chess. Fast forward to now: if I'm not actively trying to win I have to be damn careful he's not sneaking his queen and knight into a checkmate on me. ❤️
A top down view of a chess board
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Chris Huff @chris-huff.com · 11/04/2026
Me: what is in my son's clothes making all that dryer racket? Answer:
A spinny fidget toy
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Chris Huff @chris-huff.com · 10/04/2026
I've found MAGA mode in Claude. 😂
Research complete
0 sources • 720h 0m
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Chris Huff @chris-huff.com · 08/04/2026
Love my library system throwing this in their recommendations.
Staff lists
JACK FAIRWEATHER
THE
PROSECUTOR
MATTHEW A. COLE
CODE
IKil1/
Anything
That!
•Moves
The Keal American Wa
in Vietnas
ONE MAN'S BATTLE
- TO BRING -
NAZIS TO JUSTICE
'OVER
COUNTRY
THE TRAGEDY • CORREPTION
# SEAL TEAM SIX
NICK TURSE
CAI
WAR CRIMES.
GENERAL RECOMMENDATIONS
War Crimes (& Punishment)
a History
IF YO
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Chris Huff @chris-huff.com · 27/03/2026
Loving my new @npr.org hoodie.
A man with a gray beard and glasses poses for a photo in front of a suburban street. He is wearing a black hoodie with red and blue letters on it. The background features a row of houses, a tree, and a parked car.
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Chris Huff @chris-huff.com · 21/03/2026
My heart. ❤️
A spiral-bound notebook page with a handwritten letter from a son to hits dad and a colorful drawing. The drawing above the text resembles a colorful, abstract representation of a hole or tunnel, with horizontal stripes in shades of orange, yellow, blue, pink, and gray. The notebook is placed on a surface with a blue object partially visible in the background.
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Chris Huff @chris-huff.com · 13/03/2026
Meanwhile….
Feet on a beach.
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Chris Huff @chris-huff.com · 13/03/2026
It's going to be an enjoyable spring break, methinks.
Sunset over the gulfSunrise over the gulf
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Chris Huff @chris-huff.com · 05/03/2026
This… isn't my thing, Apple Music 😂
Recommended music from Apple Music that is not my taste
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Chris Huff @chris-huff.com · 03/03/2026
It's happening!
A picture of a v1.0 iOS app in review.
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Chris Huff @chris-huff.com · 09/02/2026
Monday's be like…
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Chris Huff @chris-huff.com · 28/01/2026
Yup. www.theatlantic.com/ideas/202...
The secret fear of the morally depraved is that
virtue is actually common, and that they're
the ones who are alone. In Minnesota, all of
the ideological cornerstones of MAGA have
been proved false at once. Minnesotans, not
the armed thugs of ICE and the Border
Patrol, are brave. Minnesotans have shown
that their community is socially cohesive—
because of its diversity and not in spite of it.
Minnesotans have found and loved one
another in a world atomized by social media,
where empty men have tried to fill their
lonely soul with lies about their own inherent
superiority. Minnesotans have preserved
everything worthwhile about "Western
civilization," while armed brutes try to tear it
down by force.
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Chris Huff @chris-huff.com · 16/01/2026
Pleasantly surprised by this new home toy. #coffee
A black and silver Ninja coffee machine on a granite countertop. The machine has a digital display showing "24" and "24" with text indicating "current" and "recommended." There are buttons labeled "grind," "espresso," "coffee," "froth," "strength," "clean," and "purge." A portafilter is inserted into the machine, and a stack of white cups is placed underneath. In the background, there is a red container and a tiled backsplash.
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Chris Huff @chris-huff.com · 13/12/2025
We've achieved warp capability.
A LEGO model of a spaceship on a wooden table. The spaceship is gray with blue and red accents. In the background, there is a wooden chair, a white ottoman, and a lamp.
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Chris Huff @chris-huff.com · 06/12/2025
Let's goooo #Lego
A black LEGO box featuring the U.S.S. Enterprise from Star Trek: The Next Generation. The box displays a detailed LEGO model of the starship with a saucer section and a warp nacelle. The model is set against a starry background. The LEGO logo is in the bottom left corner, and the Star Trek logo is in the bottom right corner.
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Chris Huff @chris-huff.com · 01/12/2025
Finished this just in time for the Enterprise D to arrive this week. 😁 #LEGO
A LEGO train set on a wooden table. The train is blue and black with gold accents. It has three passenger cars and a caboose. The table has a glass bowl with colorful pom-poms and an open book. There are wooden chairs around the table and a white sofa in the background.
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Chris Huff @chris-huff.com · 19/11/2025
I'm taking my 7 year old to a kid's table top gaming event tonight and I'm. So. Excited. Here's hoping he finds it fun and gets into it!
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Chris Huff @chris-huff.com · 15/11/2025
These are some dope ass lightbulbs.
Two vintage-style light bulbs hanging in front of a glass window. The bulbs have a faceted design and emit a warm, orange glow. They are suspended by green cords with beige fabric coverings. The background shows a reflection of a parking lot with several cars and a building with wooden paneling.
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Chris Huff @chris-huff.com · 11/11/2025
I didn't realize I had today off, so it's time for a day of self care.
A white cup of coffee with foam on top sits on a white saucer. The cup is placed on a white table. In the background, there is a sign that reads "PLEASE LIMIT STAY TO 90 MINUTES DURING PEAK HOURS." There is also a glass of amber liquid and a small white plate with a spoon on the table.
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Chris Huff @chris-huff.com · 10/11/2025
Come on @rogermarshall.bsky.social , are you being disingenuous or are you really this big of an idiot?
Screenshot of a tweet by Dr. Roger Marshall. The tweet includes text and an image of a man speaking at a podium. The text reads: "Up to 40% of Obamacare enrollees never file a claim. That’s billions in taxpayer dollars flowing to insurance companies for people who don’t even use the system. Republicans are committed to ending the fraud and making healthcare truly affordable." Below the text is an image of a man standing at a podium with a chart behind him. The chart is titled "Major Health Insurance Company Stock Performance After Obamacare" and shows stock price increases for various companies. The image also includes a C-SPAN broadcast overlay with the text "GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN DAY 39 SEN. ROGER MARSHALL Subcommittee on Primary Health & Retirement Security" and a timestamp of "7:33 PM · Nov 9, 2025 · 388.7K Views."
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Chris Huff @chris-huff.com · 10/11/2025
like, when doing Get-MgRoleManagementDirectoryRoleEligibilityScheduleRequest , the createdBy data looks like this for an object generated from an Identity Governance Assignment.
a JSON output from Microsoft Graph.
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Chris Huff @chris-huff.com · 09/11/2025
Thanks @kcur.org for the great sticker at the FishFry 40th anniversary party last night!
A red circular sticker with white text and blue glasses on a car window.
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Chris Huff @chris-huff.com · 09/11/2025
Finishing an excellent meal out with an excellent coffee. ❤️
A white cup with a handle on a white saucer on a wooden table.
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Chris Huff @chris-huff.com · 07/11/2025
We're in the full throes of fall now.
A pile of colorful autumn leaves, including red, yellow, orange, and brown, covering the ground.
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Chris Huff @chris-huff.com · 06/11/2025
I need these, right?
Descriptive Alt Text for the Christmas Display Image

Overview:
The image captures a vibrant and festive Christmas display in a large retail store. The centerpiece is a towering white Yeti holding a glowing star, surrounded by various holiday characters and decorations.

The Yeti:
The Yeti is the most prominent figure, standing at an impressive height.
It has a fluffy white body, blue eyes, and a wide, toothy grin.
The Yeti's arms are outstretched, holding a large, glowing star above its head.
It is adorned with colorful Christmas lights draped across its chest.

The Surrounding Characters:
To the right of the Yeti, there is a jolly Santa Claus figure dressed in a traditional red suit with white fur trim.
Next to Santa, a small, brown reindeer with antlers stands proudly.
In front of the reindeer, a cheerful elf with blonde hair and a red and green hat is waving.
To the left of the Yeti, a red mailbox with white snowflakes and a sign reading "Santa's Mail" adds to the holiday ambiance.

The Decorations:
Behind the characters, there are two decorated Christmas trees adorned with lights and ornaments.
The display is set against a backdrop of a high ceiling with exposed beams and hanging lights.
Various holiday signs and banners are visible, contributing to the festive atmosphere.

Additional Details:
The floor is made of polished concrete, reflecting the bright lights of the display.
There are price tags attached to some of the characters and decorations, indicating they are for sale.
A sign at the bottom of the display reads "Please do not climb on display. No tocar ni jugar con la exposición," reminding visitors to admire from a distance.

This image beautifully captures the magic and joy of the Christmas season, inviting viewers to immerse themselves in the holiday spirit.
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Chris Huff @chris-huff.com · 01/11/2025
Voting happened.
A man wearing a black t-shirt and glasses poses for a photo in a hallway with artwork on the walls.
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Chris Huff @chris-huff.com · 01/11/2025
It me.
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Chris Huff @chris-huff.com · 29/10/2025
Finished my 10 week participation in JoCo Academy, an amazing class for educating constituents on how our county operates. Highly recommend to anyone who lives in Johnson County, KS!
White sign with black text and a yellow flower.
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Chris Huff @chris-huff.com · 26/10/2025
I'm not one to usually post videos or pics of my kid on public socials, but for this one I'm making an exception. After a lot of work and perseverance, my kid rode his bike for the first time today! I'm so proud of his resilience in the face of his struggles.
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Chris Huff @chris-huff.com · 24/10/2025
@threddyrex.org is this how you expect your account to look?
A screenshot of Threddy’s profile.
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Chris Huff @chris-huff.com · 24/10/2025
Finally getting around to learning Powershell Pester and whew. Solid tool for sure!
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Chris Huff @chris-huff.com · 13/10/2025
I love my new hat so much!
A man wearing a maroon and beige baseball cap with a Dr. Pepper logo.
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Chris Huff @chris-huff.com · 07/10/2025
Prototyping some fun stuff for the #Halloween party.
A white 3D-printed Minecraft Jack O’Lantern on a wooden surface.
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Chris Huff @chris-huff.com · 06/10/2025
This mug is beautiful, y'all.
A coffee mug with a picture of a wizard’s hat and the text “Disturb the Peace”
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Chris Huff @chris-huff.com · 04/10/2025
Taking our 2nd grader to Ren Fest today with a bunch of friends. This is either the best or worst idea ever.
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Chris Huff @chris-huff.com · 30/09/2025
Had some awesome clouds in the twilight sky last night.
Silhouetted trees under a blue sky with wispy clouds.
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Chris Huff @chris-huff.com · 29/09/2025
Halloween window clings are so fun - my kid is obsessed each year.
An orange skull decoration with black eyes and a red flower on a window.
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Chris Huff @chris-huff.com · 27/09/2025
A pair of glasses on a white table next to a plate of red candies.
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Chris Huff @chris-huff.com · 25/09/2025
It’s so much fun!
A Lego lighthouse sitting on a shelf.
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