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chreke

@chreke.com
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Functional programming enjoyer Co-founder of functionalsoftware.se Personal website: chreke.com Sometimes I write stuff here: blog.snork.dev

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chreke @chreke.com · 19/03/2026
What is a null coalescing operator but a poor man’s monad? What is a pipeline operator but a poor man’s method call?
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chreke @chreke.com · 14/02/2026
F35 ran into an CAS A-10 squad leader and got brutally airframe mogged
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chreke @chreke.com · 14/02/2026
A pretty straightforward solution in Python:
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chreke @chreke.com · 06/02/2026
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chreke @chreke.com · 06/02/2026
A brute-force solution in Python
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chreke @chreke.com · 01/02/2026
if you want to write really clean code, you need to use vim
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chreke @chreke.com · 31/01/2026
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chreke @chreke.com · 30/01/2026
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chreke @chreke.com · 30/01/2026
Hot take: We need to rethink how we build distributed systems (read: web apps). The old three tier model of client–app server-database needs to go. For basic use cases it works well enough, but as soon as you introduce complex transaction logic, or high load, it breaks.
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chreke @chreke.com · 28/01/2026
chat, how cooked am i?
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chreke @chreke.com · 28/01/2026
gnu reports AGI has been achieved internally
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chreke @chreke.com · 27/01/2026
that feeling when your conference talk is rejected
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chreke @chreke.com · 16/01/2026
finally, a soda that supports modal editing
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chreke @chreke.com · 16/01/2026
A solution in Python:
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chreke @chreke.com · 09/01/2026
Here's a Python solution as it might appear in your algorithm textbook:
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chreke @chreke.com · 25/11/2025
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chreke @chreke.com · 25/11/2025
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chreke @chreke.com · 22/11/2025
my wife
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chreke @chreke.com · 22/11/2025
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chreke @chreke.com · 22/11/2025
> be me, an europoor > buy soda in plastic bottle > tear off the cap because I’m My Own Man, brussels goons can’t tell me how to live my life > immediately lose the cap, can’t close bottle > fuck my eurochungus life
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chreke @chreke.com · 29/10/2025
Are you a Django wrangler looking for your next adventure? Then I have the job for you! If you’re looking for a new adventure and are based in or around Stockholm, Sweden, send me a DM!
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chreke @chreke.com · 27/10/2025
did you know you can edit the current Claude Code prompt with Ctrl-G? this defaults to opening VSCode, but it respects your $EDITOR setting
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chreke @chreke.com · 25/10/2025
what’s stopping you from coding like this?
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chreke @chreke.com · 21/10/2025
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chreke @chreke.com · 20/10/2025
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chreke @chreke.com · 20/10/2025
boy dinner
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chreke @chreke.com · 20/10/2025
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chreke @chreke.com · 16/10/2025
Yesterday we hosted the very first edition of Func Prog Conf, and I'm very happy about how everything turned out! The speakers all delivered stellar performances and the mood was great. I hope everyone enjoyed the "hallway track" as much as I did!
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chreke @chreke.com · 01/10/2025
UmLinkedIn Lammy
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chreke @chreke.com · 11/09/2025
Meks McClure on the roots of resilience
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chreke @chreke.com · 11/09/2025
Brian Underwood with some Elixir hot takes
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chreke @chreke.com · 11/09/2025
Hideki Takase holding a presentation at Goatmire Elixir 2025
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chreke @chreke.com · 11/09/2025
At Goatmire Elixir! #goatmire
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chreke @chreke.com · 05/06/2025
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chreke @chreke.com · 04/06/2025
ready to try this “lean” thing tpot has been going crazy about
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chreke @chreke.com · 04/06/2025
☺️
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chreke @chreke.com · 30/05/2025
What happened to McDonald’s lore? The last 30 years have been really rough for fans of the MCU (McUniverse)
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chreke @chreke.com · 26/05/2025
Coffee? Red Bull? Monster Energy? Get back to me when you’re ready to Lock In for Real
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chreke @chreke.com · 23/05/2025
You will never regret liking this photo ♥️
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chreke @chreke.com · 22/05/2025
🇳🇴 We are looking for a low-level C / Linux programmer for a freelance assignment in Oslo! If this is you, or if you know someone who fits the bill, please send me a DM! 🇳🇴 (I am also available for graphic design work)
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chreke @chreke.com · 16/05/2025
Happy friday, Bluesky!
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chreke @chreke.com · 14/05/2025
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chreke @chreke.com · 08/05/2025
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chreke @chreke.com · 29/04/2025
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chreke @chreke.com · 25/04/2025
It's Friday! Are you ready to lock in?
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chreke @chreke.com · 24/04/2025
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chreke @chreke.com · 22/04/2025
Putting the finishing touches on my pitch deck; what do you guys think?
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chreke @chreke.com · 18/04/2025
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chreke @chreke.com · 12/04/2025
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chreke @chreke.com · 11/04/2025
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