chreke @chreke.com · 19/03/2026What is a null coalescing operator but a poor man’s monad? What is a pipeline operator but a poor man’s method call? 140
chreke @chreke.com · 14/02/2026F35 ran into an CAS A-10 squad leader and got brutally airframe mogged 020
chreke @chreke.com · 30/01/2026Hot take: We need to rethink how we build distributed systems (read: web apps). The old three tier model of client–app server-database needs to go. For basic use cases it works well enough, but as soon as you introduce complex transaction logic, or high load, it breaks. 240
chreke @chreke.com · 09/01/2026Here's a Python solution as it might appear in your algorithm textbook: 000
chreke @chreke.com · 22/11/2025> be me, an europoor > buy soda in plastic bottle > tear off the cap because I’m My Own Man, brussels goons can’t tell me how to live my life > immediately lose the cap, can’t close bottle > fuck my eurochungus life 051
chreke @chreke.com · 29/10/2025Are you a Django wrangler looking for your next adventure? Then I have the job for you! If you’re looking for a new adventure and are based in or around Stockholm, Sweden, send me a DM! 030
chreke @chreke.com · 27/10/2025did you know you can edit the current Claude Code prompt with Ctrl-G? this defaults to opening VSCode, but it respects your $EDITOR setting 010
chreke @chreke.com · 16/10/2025Yesterday we hosted the very first edition of Func Prog Conf, and I'm very happy about how everything turned out! The speakers all delivered stellar performances and the mood was great. I hope everyone enjoyed the "hallway track" as much as I did! 0101
chreke @chreke.com · 30/05/2025What happened to McDonald’s lore? The last 30 years have been really rough for fans of the MCU (McUniverse) 000
chreke @chreke.com · 26/05/2025Coffee? Red Bull? Monster Energy? Get back to me when you’re ready to Lock In for Real 120
chreke @chreke.com · 22/05/2025🇳🇴 We are looking for a low-level C / Linux programmer for a freelance assignment in Oslo! If this is you, or if you know someone who fits the bill, please send me a DM! 🇳🇴 (I am also available for graphic design work) 110
chreke @chreke.com · 22/04/2025Putting the finishing touches on my pitch deck; what do you guys think? 000