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chranc.bsky.social @chranc.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
dreamcorp llc would be a lovely fit
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chranc.bsky.social @chranc.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
🚽 byeeeeee
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chranc.bsky.social @chranc.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
"Amps?" "Copper" "Cheaper?" "Fire."
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chranc.bsky.social @chranc.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
having never seen this show, is he a vampire? a demon? some kind of magical pedo?
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chranc.bsky.social @chranc.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
sounds like you're using the platform as intended lol, I hope you post the best nuggets you find i them thar hills!
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chranc.bsky.social @chranc.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
worth asking if skylight shares moderation teams/oversight with bsky?
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chranc.bsky.social @chranc.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
job application negging is a thing? wtf
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chranc.bsky.social @chranc.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
Fitting, since Google is mostly about marketing now, which as a field is largely just how to lie without the repercussions costing you more than what you bring in from the lies.
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chranc.bsky.social @chranc.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
Wow didn't take long for the corporate speak non-statements to spew forth. Pissweak.
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chranc.bsky.social @chranc.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
Not even sure what is be me excited for, Starslip? Broodhollow? CHAINSAWSUIT??
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chranc.bsky.social @chranc.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
(I don't actually know who those people are, but nonetheless)
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two muppets are standing next to each other in a lab and one has glasses on
ALT: two muppets are standing next to each other in a lab and one has glasses on
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chranc.bsky.social @chranc.bsky.social · 31/08/2025
One can only hope
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chranc.bsky.social @chranc.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
Jinx! 🥲
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chranc.bsky.social @chranc.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
Middle managers that try too hard - corporate pickme?
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chranc.bsky.social @chranc.bsky.social · 25/08/2025
🤞
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chranc.bsky.social @chranc.bsky.social · 25/08/2025
AT WORK, DUDE!?
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chranc.bsky.social @chranc.bsky.social · 10/08/2025
Keep it stinky Mr Green 💚
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chranc.bsky.social @chranc.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
Accelerando by Charles Stross
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chranc.bsky.social @chranc.bsky.social · 21/07/2025
I don't remember where I got it from but here's this
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chranc.bsky.social @chranc.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
Insert on line 9 - Coffee.count++; If(Coffee.count>6) { shit(pants); Coffee.count=0; }
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chranc.bsky.social @chranc.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
Your gooch fu... IS WEAK!
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a man with long black hair is standing in front of a field .
ALT: a man with long black hair is standing in front of a field .
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chranc.bsky.social @chranc.bsky.social · 07/07/2025
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a close up of a pikachu with a surprised look on its face
ALT: a close up of a pikachu with a surprised look on its face
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chranc.bsky.social @chranc.bsky.social · 28/06/2025
Web/java interfaces are the worst thing to happen to network gear. Maintaining a CUCM/CCX cluster has convinced me of this permanently.
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chranc.bsky.social @chranc.bsky.social · 25/05/2025
Parked face on with coworker you open with, playing late chicken.
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chranc.bsky.social @chranc.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
will you can comfort her tho? will you can? 🤔
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chranc.bsky.social @chranc.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
FIRE IN THE HOLE(s) (sriracha & chilli powder)
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chranc.bsky.social @chranc.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
just don't let your book touch the library's copy or you'll destroy the universe.
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chranc.bsky.social @chranc.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
Do I have enough time before my late shift to have a nap? and is it worth being groggy for the first hour? These are questions.
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chranc.bsky.social @chranc.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
does this imply the state of queenlyness is only immediately post-fart?
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chranc.bsky.social @chranc.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
I drink just to show my gut flora who's driving this thing. Make the happy or we both go down in flames 😤
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chranc.bsky.social @chranc.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
petition to rename dirty chai to uncertaintea
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chranc.bsky.social @chranc.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
<madhatter>Chaaaaannnnge Management!</madhatter>
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chranc.bsky.social @chranc.bsky.social · 27/04/2025
counting the days till the first snatch team gets pew pew... im amazed it hasn't happened already
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chranc.bsky.social @chranc.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
it was already a worthless rag, now it'll just be a laughably innacurate worthless rag. 🤷
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chranc.bsky.social @chranc.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
@support.bsky.team how can I adjust my discover feed to just be... less American? Or is this just true to bluesky user base atm
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chranc.bsky.social @chranc.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
of course not, that orange cunt can barely string a single sentence together without at least one non sequitur
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superhackers @superhackers.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
High-tech robotic valets making parking effortless, good or bad?
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chranc.bsky.social @chranc.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
PSK, niccceeee.
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chranc.bsky.social @chranc.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
so are we talking 5m tall shoebill, or perhaps a harpy eagle? both make me want to burrow underground forever.
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chranc.bsky.social @chranc.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
the pick up is probably another cop.
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chranc.bsky.social @chranc.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
haha, devices with multiple *different* usb ports that don't have feature parity, good times, good times 🤣
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chranc.bsky.social @chranc.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
Librefox. Mozilla seems to slowly be becoming an entity that exists so that Google can point at a 'competitor'.
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chranc.bsky.social @chranc.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
Nintentari
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chranc.bsky.social @chranc.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
you misspelled 'delusional'
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chranc.bsky.social @chranc.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
How cable get praganent?
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chranc.bsky.social @chranc.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
that Vance fella seems like a big ol crying pissbaby
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chranc.bsky.social @chranc.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
How about, takes a wayward Amazon delivery drone to the dick, then is run over by a cybertruck.
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chranc.bsky.social @chranc.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
only thing better than tasty bread, is tasty nutritious bread. put quinoa in that b.
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chranc.bsky.social @chranc.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
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chranc.bsky.social @chranc.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
Oh, I didn't realise betterhelp had physical locations now.
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