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🏔️ Chosung Tarkal 🏔️ @chosungade.bsky.social · 27/01/2026

NO?! my parents were both alive and kicking last time I checked. But I was raised as a Jedi so like I never saw them, not that I would wanna after the fuckery they did to my genes

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🏔️ Chosung Tarkal 🏔️ @chosungade.bsky.social · 14/01/2026

// literally that. It was a whole meme in my childhood friend group

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🏔️ Chosung Tarkal 🏔️ @chosungade.bsky.social · 14/01/2026

"You like... make it with your hands, dude. Do you people not assemble stuff with your hands? You know, cut the metal fit it to size, do the wiring yourself. Wow they're really dumbing down the youth these days."

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🏔️ Chosung Tarkal 🏔️ @chosungade.bsky.social · 14/01/2026

// I have been away because i was playing KOTOR and it's had me in a chokehold , what a goat'd game

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🏔️ Chosung Tarkal 🏔️ @chosungade.bsky.social · 10/01/2026

"Uhhhh...... No, dude..... we're not using ... whatever that is," Chosung looked at the machine in disbelief. "So we use something called our hands,,,"

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🏔️ Chosung Tarkal 🏔️ @chosungade.bsky.social · 10/01/2026

Are you incapable of having a laff, ya karkin' fool

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🏔️ Chosung Tarkal 🏔️ @chosungade.bsky.social · 10/01/2026

No need to pin down, I'm literally a Jedi technician. I can disable any droid with the Force

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🏔️ Chosung Tarkal 🏔️ @chosungade.bsky.social · 09/01/2026

how can only their shadows remain if they aren't here? That's not how shadows work my man

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🏔️ Chosung Tarkal 🏔️ @chosungade.bsky.social · 08/01/2026

"uhhh... Okay yeah u shoot gud. But a lightsaber isn't like a blaster or whatever that was," He squinted his pupilless eyes to look at the crystal. "Yeaahh blue crystal makes a blue blade. Generally. Okay we need stuff to like... make the sabre, do you have anything like that?"

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🏔️ Chosung Tarkal 🏔️ @chosungade.bsky.social · 08/01/2026

Nah man I quit that job, I'm a bounty hunter now

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🏔️ Chosung Tarkal 🏔️ @chosungade.bsky.social · 08/01/2026

"Okay yeah I don't get it. Wellllllll if you got the kyber crystals you can make the lightsaber. And like... desired colour and style you got in mind? Also I will say, if you aren't Force sensitive it will be quite a learning curve to learn how to wield a lightsaber."

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🏔️ Chosung Tarkal 🏔️ @chosungade.bsky.social · 07/01/2026

"Bruh I don't know why people keep saying Star Wars at me like ok I am sure other galaxies have wars in stars? No? Anyway I'm Chosung Tarkal, not my real name but no one can say my real name. I'm not a Jedi and I have a lightsaber, don't let those dudes gatekeep poodoo from you."

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🏔️ Chosung Tarkal 🏔️ @chosungade.bsky.social · 29/12/2025

"I have a lot of thoughts.. My Master said if I didn't meditate like this every day, I'll go mad."

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🏔️ Chosung Tarkal 🏔️ @chosungade.bsky.social · 29/12/2025

What? I used to be a Jedi so I know how it's done. Okay okay lets meditate... *closes his eyes, actually very close to the Force despite his words. He talks like a cool rogue but Chosung is very dedicated to his meditation*

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🏔️ Chosung Tarkal 🏔️ @chosungade.bsky.social · 29/12/2025

My temperament is fine. I mean, I passed the Jedi Trials, I was knighted so clearly I'm doing something right -- or well was. I'm not a Jedi anymore.

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🏔️ Chosung Tarkal 🏔️ @chosungade.bsky.social · 28/12/2025

I can meditate with you? Like bro I'm Jedi Order trained

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🏔️ Chosung Tarkal 🏔️ @chosungade.bsky.social · 28/12/2025

"Nah it's cool. But yeah, my opinion is the same. This is why I left the Order, I feel more free choosing a life of crime."

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🏔️ Chosung Tarkal 🏔️ @chosungade.bsky.social · 28/12/2025

"WHAT?! Oh no I only agree with that man about the sand."

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🏔️ Chosung Tarkal 🏔️ @chosungade.bsky.social · 28/12/2025

Because of the eugenics war and the fact that it's illegal in the Federation. It's like saying humans don't like robbery, like yeah it's illegal. But you and I are from outside the Federation, well kinda. I'm genetically modified, but my story makes sense lol

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🏔️ Chosung Tarkal 🏔️ @chosungade.bsky.social · 28/12/2025

"Yeah yeah but I still think the Force is fake. If it was real, I wouldn't be on my third lightsaber and my Master would be proud of me. Or something."

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🏔️ Chosung Tarkal 🏔️ @chosungade.bsky.social · 27/12/2025

"I know, I have lived so many different lives. I have a lightsaber but like, that's not my main thing I swear"

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🏔️ Chosung Tarkal 🏔️ @chosungade.bsky.social · 27/12/2025

That's how I got training! By skipping out on training! And I was a cool af Jedi 😎 sexiest one too, well before Cal Kestis became a Knight

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🏔️ Chosung Tarkal 🏔️ @chosungade.bsky.social · 27/12/2025

"Maybe. And I've heard of you. I don't really care about the Force, i can do my work without it usually, I'm an engineer and bounty hunter."

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🏔️ Chosung Tarkal 🏔️ @chosungade.bsky.social · 27/12/2025

You guys need some sort of software upgrade or tune up? I can help, I'm an engineer!

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🏔️ Chosung Tarkal 🏔️ @chosungade.bsky.social · 08/12/2025

Ohhkayyy wellllll I got my guy Uk'ala in a Romulan shuttle in the airlock!

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🏔️ Chosung Tarkal 🏔️ @chosungade.bsky.social · 08/12/2025

So I got a buddy in the racing business and he got quite a pod. I got a set up on Bajor if ya wanna take a spin? Like.. formula 1

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🏔️ Chosung Tarkal 🏔️ @chosungade.bsky.social · 07/12/2025

Oh yeah.. maybe. The jedi order fell for you too? YEAH it was crazy. I had already left when stuff went down so that's how I survived. I don't actually consider myself a Jedi anymore, that was past me

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🏔️ Chosung Tarkal 🏔️ @chosungade.bsky.social · 06/12/2025

Man, you should be a Jedi with how boring that hobby list is. Okay let's do something ACTUALLY fun. Do you like going fast?

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🏔️ Chosung Tarkal 🏔️ @chosungade.bsky.social · 06/12/2025

Oh i was gonna offer to help you for real bro but okay. What do you do for fun then?

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🏔️ Chosung Tarkal 🏔️ @chosungade.bsky.social · 06/12/2025

Oh i mean i get it but don't you wanna like... fuck? Or at least be able to pleasure yourself like if i couldn't do that I'd go crazy

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🏔️ Chosung Tarkal 🏔️ @chosungade.bsky.social · 06/12/2025

Do you want help with that? Like I'm legitimately offering. I'm an engineer. I can make zombie cyborgs but I can also help decyborg peeps.

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🏔️ Chosung Tarkal 🏔️ @chosungade.bsky.social · 06/12/2025

Like a mandalorian?! Damn suit stays on during sex. Actually, can you fuck?

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🏔️ Chosung Tarkal 🏔️ @chosungade.bsky.social · 06/12/2025

Yea, that's solid. Also hey robocop, miss you randomly showing me your weapons like that inspector gadget character does. Question, does the suit ever come off?

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🏔️ Chosung Tarkal 🏔️ @chosungade.bsky.social · 05/12/2025

Aren't you supposed be to be a parody of the super cop trope? Like your story is a cautionary tale

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🏔️ Chosung Tarkal 🏔️ @chosungade.bsky.social · 04/12/2025

Bruh, the Jedi Order teaches it. Well, okay, SENTINELS and Shadows learn that. The Council of First Knowledge keeps that poodoo hush hush. Ya know, bad pr or whatever 💅🏽

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