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SIXERS WIN! Finally a win! DON'T TELL ME IT DOESN'T COUNT BECAUSE IT DOES AFTER ALL THESE Ls *it doesn't count

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Mostly Sixers bench now and it's good to see who's playing well.

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Hukporti out with an ankle sprain. NO NO NO NO NO INJURIES NOOOOO #Sixers

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OH MAN I HEAR MATT CORD! Glad he un-retired, even for just one more season. Just FEELS right. #Sixers

KATE AND ALAA ARE BACK!! So good to see the dynamic duo again! Excited for them to call Sixers games this season!

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LANTERNS WAS EPIC. A masterful storytelling of human complexity. How even in a most fantastic backdrop, people's lives and their decisions and consequences still are central to what makes a story truly compelling. A refreshing break from superhero fatigue and cliche.

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People love to dunk on Embiid but I'm still a fan. So for the first preseason game of this new look Sixers, I'm wearing a sort of symbolic heavily faded T of him. He may have faded over the years, but he's still there.

NEW LOOK SIXERS 1ST PRESEASON GAME TONIGHT! rockin my stealth Sixers OG logo hoodie and pondering whether to go or not

If you spread out a Wawa pancake sizzli it'll look faux diner hobo-gourmet luxurious. + Coffee and hash brown for $5! This must be how the the other half lives. Fancy! Follow for more lifestyles of the poor and marginalized.

these Eagles/Flyers/Phillies losses are getting out of hand *Sixers you here yet?

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2 Eagles losses bookend a Phillies postseason elimination and a winless Flyers so far. October in Philadelphia is off to a grim start.

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Eagles gonna make it a habit now

Eagles 2-2 showing mediocrity 4 games in. Looks like it's gonna be a LONG season.

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This Eagles team hates its fans.

Eagles LOSE! snatching defeat from the jaws of victory.

MY UNSOLICITED EAGLES RATINGS OF LOSS: Offense rating: F Defense rating: F Special Teams: F Jake The Make: F Weather: F Fans: ANGRY AF *ratings subject to change.

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Welp. It was fun while it lasted. and it didn't last long. #Eagles

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Eagles DOWN 24-20. 42s left. WOW. Just WOW.

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Eagles: ready... aim... (aims at foot)

Of course it comes down to the Defense. #Eagles

Oh look It's The Eagles Nail-biting Time! Like clockwork!

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C'mon Defense. Now is NOT the time for shenanigans. #Eagles

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Still a 2 possession Eagles lead, but it would've been cool to add some more there. NOPE.

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INCOMPLETE! EAGLES TAKE OVER ON DOWNS! WHAT A STIFLING DEFENSE!!

4th quarter! Eagles still lead 20-10. KEEP UP THE PRESSURE!! LET'S GO!!!

FINALLY! a penalty call that did NOT go against the Eagles!

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MISSED FG!! HA HAAAA!!! all that and no points! Eagles Defense locking down!

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THE ONLY GOOD TIME TO TANK IS BIGSBY And that time is now. #Eagles

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Plenty of time left, Eagles. less penalties, keep up the pressure! Go Birds!

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MY UNSOLICITED EAGLES RATINGS AT THE HALF: Offense rating: A+ (backups stepping up!) Defense rating: A+ (2 INTs, 1st & 2nd of the season!) Special Teams: A Jake The Make: A Weather: F Fans: A+ (fkng LOUD!!) *ratings subject to change.

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HURTS TO DARIUS COOPER!! ***AGAIN***!! TOUCHDOWN!! EAGLES LEAD 20-10!! FLY EAGLES FLY!!!

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INTERCEPTION!!! COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPPPPPPPPPP #Eagles

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W T F WAS THAT 3 AND OUT chance to get more pts before the half now Defense gotta work more smh #Eagles

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Alright Eagles 1:55 left in the half. Get that 2 minute drill going! LET'S GO!!

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QUICK STRIKE TD AFTER ANOTHER DEFENSIVE STOP! #Eagles

HURTS TO DARIUS COOPER!! TOUCHDOWN!! EAGLES LEAD 13-3!! FLY EAGLES FLY!!

ALRIGHT! OJOMO WITH THE STOP! 3 and out- LAR punts! Eagles D looking formidable so far. I like it!

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56 yard FG is GOOD! Jake's foot doing all the scoring so far. Eagles lead 6-3.

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Jake The Make for the FG! Getting some points off a TO! Eagles up 3-0.

...aaaand Saquon down with what looks like a hammy EAGLES CURSED!! CURSED I TELL YA!!!

MUKUBA INT! EAGLES DEFENSE SHOWING UP EARLY!

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It's Eagles Sunday Sunday SUNDAYYYYY!! After a humiliating beatdown and 2 key offense pieces injured, will they figure it out and get a dub or go .500? Who knows! All i know is in Jalen we trust! Go Birds!

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Requiem for The 2026 Phillies. The season in 80s. *wait for the succinct evergreen eulogy at the end

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One thing before I pivot to the Sixers & Eagles: THANKS TO THE CRAZY PHILLIES FANS HERE FOR MAKING THE SEASON MORE FUN! AND BEARABLE! This account is solely for my nonsense shtposts so I'm not sure of the follows and likes which quite frankly scares me, but THANK YOU! Hope to see allayous in March!

9-19 and still made the wildcard. Impressive May, June, & August. But you have to stay consistent, and finish strong. Neither of which happened. Be that as it may, the hope and joy shared in the journey was abundant and the stuff of memories. I had fun! In all sincerity, THANK YOU, 2026 Phillies.

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