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Christian 🫶🏻 ⸆⸉

@chorusl1n3.swifties.social
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30 🩶🤎 • Being a dad & hubby 🧑‍🧑‍🧒💞 • TS 🩵 • Reach out and find your happily ever after 🎆♥️ • Because love’s never lost when perspective is earned ✨ • Traded paper rings with @abjorn7.bsky.social💍💘 ☕️I like to make tings: ko-fi.com/cbjo96

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Christian 🫶🏻 ⸆⸉ @chorusl1n3.swifties.social · 6h
Happy last year of toddlerhood to the pre-TTPD magnus opus that is Midnights ☔️💙✨🕰️ 💎
A poster for the Eras Tour but redone as an all Midnights poster. All photos are from the Midnights era and have been tinted indigo/dark blue. Text below reads “TAYLOR SWIFT THE Midnights ERA” with the album title appearing in the same sans serif Helvetica font found on the original Midnights album art. 

Credit for this image goes to @/charttheconstellations on Tumblr. Midnights (The Comple Edition)

Lavender Haze
Maroon
Anti-Hero
Snow On The Beach
You're On Your Own, Kid 
Midnight Rain 
Question...?
Vigilante Shit
Bejeweled 
Labyrinth
Karma
Sweet Nothing
Mastermind

The Late Night Tracks:
The Great War
Bigger Than The Whole Sky
Paris
High Infidelity
Glitch
Would've, Could've, Should've
Dear Reader
You're Losing Me (From The Vault)
Hits Different
Snow On The Beach (Feat. More Lana Del Rey)
Karma (Feat. Ice Spice)A photo of the album art for “The Life of a Showgirl” redone in the style of Taylor’s Midnights album. The photo is instead a downward shot of Taylor sitting on a green carpeted floor in a 70s-style pinstriped button-down shirt and jeans. She is holding a hand to her mouth while looking perplexed. The album title text has been replaced with “The Life of a Midnights Girl” in navy blue glittering text versus orange. 

Credit for this image goes to @/taylorswiftbr on Twitter (X). A collage of Taylor Swift performing across different eras, holding a microphone in a sparkling blue bodysuit, surrounded by concert photos from all other Eras’ costumes and colors.
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Christian 🫶🏻 ⸆⸉ @chorusl1n3.swifties.social · 20/10/2026
Remember kids: it’s okay to be yourself, but it’s also okay to protect your peace by selectively suppressing certain details about yourself after learning behavioral traits of your coworkers… I wish I never said anything 🥲😭
A Teams message unfunnily jokes, “Ohoo no!!!!! here comes a song,” above a photo of Travis Kelce and Taylor Swift; its headline claims they’re taking time apart.
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Christian 🫶🏻 ⸆⸉ @chorusl1n3.swifties.social · 29/09/2026
🎶But I’m immooortal now, babydolls🎶
Taylor Swift and Dakota Johnson stand in a misty graveyard; Taylor’s ghost character is on the left looking serious in Dakota’s direction, while Dakota is blurred out of focus beside her, appearing pensive as she stares downward toward a headstone that is out of view.
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Christian 🫶🏻 ⸆⸉ @chorusl1n3.swifties.social · 25/09/2026
🚨‼️ Calling all international Swifties ‼️🚨 Please read. It’s the least I can do 🫶🏻 U.S. Swifties, if you could please help spread the word 💞
White text on a black background reads: 

‼️International Swifties‼️

I know a lot of you were left disappointed by the abysmal inventory levels of today’s vinyl drop. Literally entire stores were depleted before I had even made up my mind between the two, like??? 

That said, I also reflected on some some of the wonderful things our community has done for me over the years I haven’t been able to return. As a result of this, I decided I was determined to pay some of it forward now that I’m capable. ☺️

So! As a byproduct of my indecisiveness and through the magic of buying two of them, I’ll be choosing an international Swiftie at random (via a method yet to be decided) to buy the leftover record at cost and not a dime more— $13 + shipping. ♥️

I wish I could’ve helped more friends— or everyone— but I hope doing at least this will help someone to whom the record was really important and they missed out maybe because of work or other family obligations, on top of the unfair inventory distributions. 🫂

Love you all. 🫶🏻❤️‍🔥
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Christian 🫶🏻 ⸆⸉ @chorusl1n3.swifties.social · 24/09/2026
collect browser behavior, views, searches, clicks, etc. even when you’re not on the site and just have another tab up. We can love Taylor and still stand against who she reports to. Take a screenshot of her letter and read that over and over if you want. Don’t be just another piece of inventory ♥️🫶🏻
A photo of just a portion of Snapchat’s data trackers found in the inspector panel of Taylor’s UMG-run website, 37 to be exact. A photo of just a portion of TikTok’s data trackers found in the inspector panel of Taylor’s UMG-run website, 17 to be exact.
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Christian 🫶🏻 ⸆⸉ @chorusl1n3.swifties.social · 23/09/2026
Track lengths for The Encore compliments of Apple Music on PS5!! 😝🤣
Close-up of a music app screen showing four song time stamps including 3:45, 3:26, 3:10, and 3:39.
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Christian 🫶🏻 ⸆⸉ @chorusl1n3.swifties.social · 22/08/2026
Why not celebrate National Poets Day with the whole department in the mix?? 👀🤍 Straight from The Remastered Sings Department, the FULL Final Show Live & Remastered album is finally here. 💙✨🩷
Taylor Swift sings into a microphone in a sparkling pink-and-blue outfit, smiling and waving onstage; text reads “The Eras Tour: The Final Show.”
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Christian 🫶🏻 ⸆⸉ @chorusl1n3.swifties.social · 09/08/2026
Friendly reminder to ditch corporations and shop local, family-owned small businesses and buy physical media because you may be surprised what’s out there for just $9!!! 🥰💚
A photo of Taylor’s debut, self-titled album. Taylor appears on the right with voluminous, curly ringlet hair in front of a blurred blue and green background. Her name appears on the left in her classic scripted handwriting font.
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Christian 🫶🏻 ⸆⸉ @chorusl1n3.swifties.social · 04/08/2026
The Smallest Mix I've Ever Made 🥁🎤📖 Available now as an EP while I finish the rest of the album, may I present: The Tortured Poets Department set, live from The Final Show! As always, cleaned up and remastered to the highest unofficial quality available. 🤍 Available now and free as always 🫶🏻
Taylor Swift sings passionately and angrily into a microphone on stage, wearing a white dress and gripping the support pole from the "roomba" that travels the Eras stage. The words "Taylor Swift The Eras Tour" appear above her in large, white, serif letters.
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Christian 🫶🏻 ⸆⸉ @chorusl1n3.swifties.social · 01/08/2026
#FlashbackFriday to the best trailer I’ve ever made when I was teasing my ✨remastered✨ album of the Reputation Stadium Tour 😌🖤🐍 Didn’t get much traction the first time around, but it’s still available (and still free) if anyone wants it 👀🫶🏻
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Christian 🫶🏻 ⸆⸉ @chorusl1n3.swifties.social · 29/07/2026
Three short days until we can pull up and say “get in the car” 🌿🚗💨🩶
Taylor Swift is in a plaid coat standing in a misty field, looking up contemplatively. Trees in the background blend with the fog. Text reads: "to live for the hope of it all." Atmosphere is peaceful and inquisitive.
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Christian 🫶🏻 ⸆⸉ @chorusl1n3.swifties.social · 24/07/2026
Happy 6th birthday to folklore; one of the greatest albums to ever exist 🩶🕰️🪩🪾🌿
On the left:
A poster for the Eras Tour but redone as an all folklore poster. All photos are from the folklore era and have been tinted gray. Text below reads “TAYLOR SWIFT
THE folklore ERA” with the album title appearing in the same serif font found on the original folklore album art.

On the right:
Four photos stacked. Descriptions from top to bottom are as follows: 1. Taylor Swift in a checkered coat sits on a rock in a foggy, wooded area. The monochrome image conveys a serene and contemplative mood. 2. Taylor Swift stands on the Eras stage, wearing a flowing, tiered cream-colored dress with long, sheer sleeves that she is holding out to her sides. The background is dark with scattered red and purple lights in the audience. 3. Black and white image of Taylor standing in a field, gazing upwards. Fog obscures distant trees, creating a contemplative, peaceful atmosphere. 4. Taylor walks down a misty gravel path surrounded by tall trees. A small house peeks through the fog, creating a relaxing yet mysterious atmosphere.
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Christian 🫶🏻 ⸆⸉ @chorusl1n3.swifties.social · 03/06/2026
I’m putting this prediction in my LinkedIn accomplishments section #TayStory #TS5
A big billboard that says TS in the classic Toy Story typeface of yellow text with dark blue borders set against the classic sky and puffy clouds wallpaper background.
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Christian 🫶🏻 ⸆⸉ @chorusl1n3.swifties.social · 08/04/2026
Ivy’s loving god when he meets her:
Satirical photo of Jesus covering his mouth with a hand that has its nails done and the words “oh honey no” on the left
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Christian 🫶🏻 ⸆⸉ @chorusl1n3.swifties.social · 07/04/2026
Baby let the ✨countdown✨ begin! 🐍🖤 Only 3 days until my remastered version of the Reputation Stadium Tour is yours! Also, don't forget to participate in the poll on my page by 4pm tomorrow so you can get access to the album a whole day early! Are you ready for it?! 👀 ko-fi.com/cbjo96
Red-hued photo with Taylor Swift in a black outfit and hood with fog filling the frame. Text reads: "Taylor Swift Reputation Stadium Tour." Bold, dramatic, and intense atmosphere.
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Christian 🫶🏻 ⸆⸉ @chorusl1n3.swifties.social · 31/03/2026
Only 10 days left until my Rep Stadium tour remaster comes out, but it could be 9! 👀 ko-fi.com/polls/Only-1... All poll participants get the album a day early! 🖤✨
Taylor is in a sparkling hooded outfit singing passionately on stage, illuminated by dramatic lighting with a mysterious and intense atmosphere. The photo is in black and white.
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Christian 🫶🏻 ⸆⸉ @chorusl1n3.swifties.social · 27/03/2026
I tried the best I could without cropping but my fuck ass app did NOT do the right side justice 😭
Travis Kelce in all black and Taylor swift in green with sombrr cropped out after I learned he asked younger fans to bark for him
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Christian 🫶🏻 ⸆⸉ @chorusl1n3.swifties.social · 27/03/2026
I fixed it best I could yall here!!! 🥰🫶🏻
Travis Kelce in all black and Taylor swift in green with sombrr cropped out after I learned he asked younger fans to bark for him
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Christian 🫶🏻 ⸆⸉ @chorusl1n3.swifties.social · 26/03/2026
This one IS for the best... 🎉 Presenting, in honor of tonight's iHeartRadio awards and commemorating the very song for which Taylor won Video of the Year in 2018: The live, remastered version of Delicate from the Reputation Stadium Tour! 🖤 Available in my Ko-fi shop at 5pm 🫶🏻
Taylor Swift in a wet teal dress joyfully sits on a car roof in a rainy city street. The scene has a dreamy, cinematic feel. The word "delicate" overlays the image.
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Christian 🫶🏻 ⸆⸉ @chorusl1n3.swifties.social · 24/03/2026
trailers do u like dem
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Christian 🫶🏻 ⸆⸉ @chorusl1n3.swifties.social · 24/03/2026
In case anyone wondering what quality pressure washing you get for $2,150 a month in rent (along with the dog poop painted sidewalks and neighbors *weedlor* smoke seeping into my closet and perfuming my work clothes)….. It’s this. 😶🧍🏻‍♂️😀
A photo of a concrete landing in a stairwell of an apartment building. The concrete is adorned with a random, sporadic pattern of spiraled circling that indicate a very poor and minimal-effort attempt at pressure washing the overpriced building.
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Christian 🫶🏻 ⸆⸉ @chorusl1n3.swifties.social · 23/03/2026
Baby let the games begin! 🖤✨Saturday, April 4th✨🖤 On the same day Taylor was announced to have "been busy" in 2017, my latest compilation remaster that has kept me quite busy myself can finally be yours to enjoy 🫶🏻 Are YOU ready for it?! 😜
Red-hued photo with Taylor Swift in a black outfit and hood with fog filling the frame. Text reads: "Taylor Swift Reputation Stadium Tour." Bold, dramatic, and intense atmosphere.
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Christian 🫶🏻 ⸆⸉ @chorusl1n3.swifties.social · 22/03/2026
0/10 would not recommend pausing the speak now world tour movie
Blurry image of Taylor Swift in motion with arms raised, wearing a purple chiffon dress. The dynamic movement conveys energy and excitement but also silliness at the appearance of the motion blur on her face.
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Christian 🫶🏻 ⸆⸉ @chorusl1n3.swifties.social · 20/03/2026
What if I told you that... for the next project release... There would be no explanation?? 👀
Blurred image with a dark silhouette against an intense red background. Bold, obscured text overlays the center, creating a mysterious, dramatic tone.
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Christian 🫶🏻 ⸆⸉ @chorusl1n3.swifties.social · 19/03/2026
This is one of those moments everyone remembers exactly what was happening when they first saw this 🥹 I was getting myself ready for bed and prepared for work Monday morning Where were YOU when this dropped? ✨🫶🏻
Taylor Swift is on stage in a sparkling blue and pink Lover bodysuit with knee-high boots, holding a microphone. She is on a raised platform and the background features the large, colorful fans featured in the intro sequence of the show.
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Christian 🫶🏻 ⸆⸉ @chorusl1n3.swifties.social · 17/03/2026
Watch out y’all… alert the authorities!!! ‼️‼️ Might as well add me to a “Possesses Common Sense and Original Thoughts” list 🙄🙃😂
A screenshot of a Bluesky direct message that reads:

@antiantiai.bsky.social has added you to the
"Al Haters" moderation list.
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Christian 🫶🏻 ⸆⸉ @chorusl1n3.swifties.social · 17/03/2026
On this, the 3rd birthday of The Eras Tour, I present to you: ✨The Eras Tour: Live & Remastered✨ My first passion project from Logic, this album of live songs straight from the concert is entirely remastered to feel like we're right back where it all began 🫶🏻 Donations accepted, but always free ♥️
Taylor Swift is on stage in the sparkling pink and blue Lover bodysuit with her pink guitar hanging by its strap. Her arms are outstretched, and she is smiling joyfully in the rain toward to crowd. Text above reads "Taylor Swift The Eras Tour (Taylor’s Version)".
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Christian 🫶🏻 ⸆⸉ @chorusl1n3.swifties.social · 17/03/2026
This is on the desk of a loud and proud, certified Swift hater and the irony of it is taking me out. He doesn’t even know he’s got a lyric on display and on TODAY of all days 😭😭
A paper desktop calendar on a desk. It is displaying today’s date of “Tuesday, March 17.” The image on display is a purple background with the phrase “Play stupid games, win stupid prizes” in bold, all capital dark purple letters.
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Christian 🫶🏻 ⸆⸉ @chorusl1n3.swifties.social · 15/03/2026
And what if I said I had something exciting in store for the Eras Tour 3rd birthday on the 17th?? 👀😇🥰🎶🎧
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Christian 🫶🏻 ⸆⸉ @chorusl1n3.swifties.social · 06/03/2026
Today’s a big day in Christian lore and I felt like talking about it a bit Sorry it’s so tiny, there’s alt text with an exact copy-paste if that’s easier. Love you all ♥️🫶🏻
A screenshot of typed text. The text reads:

March is a month that typically comes with two exciting anniversaries and chances to celebrate. This year, they're both relatively large milestones instead:

•20 years of Type 1 diabetes
•30 years of life on this plane of existence

That first one is today, and I'm deciding to take it as an opportunity to reflect on time past and reframe my perspectives for all the time I have coming up in the future.

Starting today with 15 days until my birthday, I'm going to share 2 things a day that I can no longer do at the ripe age of 30. (See what I did there? 15x2... 30..... Anyway...)

I promise to throw in the occasional profound insight into the concept of time, but most will be for the sake of my own comedic relief because if I don't laugh at least a little, I'll go nuts 🤪

I'd also like to start this activity by sharing the story linked below. Originally a high school English assignment, it has slowly become my most proud piece of writing over the years as it's been periodicallt revisited and improved as l've grown in both vocabulary and maturity.

Here's to 20 years, almost 30 years, and more to come. 🥂♥️🫶🏻
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Christian 🫶🏻 ⸆⸉ @chorusl1n3.swifties.social · 03/03/2026
My main job responsibility may be to put out a lot of fires, but I can absolutely start them too, bitch. You pulled the wrong trigger 🖕🏼
A screenshot of an email from the Outlook mail app. The email reads:

“Good morning,

I'm writing to make known a couple of disappointing behaviors I have witnessed regarding a transgender Team Member and the way they are spoken about at the [redacted name of workplace] when it is believed no one is listening.

This delicate matter involves a member of leadership, so I am reaching out to you in confidence as I am unsure who else I can contact about this.

Thank you,
Christian”
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Christian 🫶🏻 ⸆⸉ @chorusl1n3.swifties.social · 20/02/2026
Update: I took the Eras Final Show, stripped the raw HQ audio from the video, and made my own Live Album because I couldn’t find any others the way I wanted it to sound. 🥰
A silhouette of a person sitting at a table is glowing white hot and wearing headphones, suggesting that that music they are listening to is so fire that it has set them ablaze.
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Christian 🫶🏻 ⸆⸉ @chorusl1n3.swifties.social · 23/01/2026
If anyone would like to travel back to 2005 along with me, Panic! At the Disco released a 3-disc, remastered, 20th anniversary edition of A Fever You Can’t Sweat Out 🥹
The album artwork for Panic! At the Disco’s 2005 debut album “A Fever You Can’t Sweat Out.”
A collage of diverse women seated at a bar, featuring styles from vintage to modern. A framed chandelier photo hangs above on a textured burgundy backdrop, creating an eclectic and artistic atmosphere.
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Christian 🫶🏻 ⸆⸉ @chorusl1n3.swifties.social · 30/12/2025
The concept of subjective opinions 💀😵‍💫
Cynthia Erivo is tapping and scratching her head as if attempting to stimulate thoughts and activity. It is a still of the “the concept of” meme format.
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Christian 🫶🏻 ⸆⸉ @chorusl1n3.swifties.social · 23/10/2025
Alright I’m finally jumping on the bandwagon 👀😋 Pls don’t let it flop I love a fun challenge 😭🫶🏻
Comment your fav artist other than Taylor Swift and l'll tell you my fav song by them!
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Christian 🫶🏻 ⸆⸉ @chorusl1n3.swifties.social · 19/10/2025
I miiiight’ve ragebaited my Raiders loving mom….. 🤭
A screenshot of a texting conversation. One singular message reads “Go Taylor's fiancé!!! 💪🏼🏈❤️💛” with a middle finger reaction attached to it from the recipient, a Raider’s fan.
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Christian 🫶🏻 ⸆⸉ @chorusl1n3.swifties.social · 16/10/2025
I had JUST opened the app girly pop 😭🤣
A very simple cartoon of a blob shape given arms and facial features. The expression is anger with a frown and eyebrows angled down, and the stick figure arms are holding a vibrator. The caption humorously asks “Really, right in front of my lightsaber?”
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Christian 🫶🏻 ⸆⸉ @chorusl1n3.swifties.social · 15/10/2025
The post was announcing a memorial road named after him. I commented “That’s a terrible road— full of holes” because it’s true and I’ve driven it and he just took it way out of context and blew my ish UPPP 😭
A string of angry text messages admonishing me for a comment that was severely misunderstood and taken out of context; the comment referring to a road full of potholes that is mentioned in the post. 

The messages read as follows: 

your comment on disgraceful

*is [correcting previous typo]

full of holes? are you kidding me

that is disgusting

you should take yourself off of social media because it brings out a side of you. That is just not good and is really kind of disgraceful.

people can have different opinions, but when it gets disgusting, that's a whole new level it's embarrassing

There's no pride in being a keyboard warrior, probably should give it a rest
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Christian 🫶🏻 ⸆⸉ @chorusl1n3.swifties.social · 10/10/2025
Holy shit they BOTH lost 🤭
A man is standing at a pastor’s pulpit in a church looking toward the congregation. He has a giddy grin on his face, and the question “Ain’t God good?” appears at the bottom in basic meme font.
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Christian 🫶🏻 ⸆⸉ @chorusl1n3.swifties.social · 09/10/2025
Who could’ve guessed Family Guy would hit this nail on the head? 😭🤣
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Christian 🫶🏻 ⸆⸉ @chorusl1n3.swifties.social · 08/10/2025
Cause I thought That shimmers that I'd never find that innocent that beautiful, light back🧡 beautiful life #TSTheLifeofaShowgirl
Father and daughter sitting contentedly outdoors at the Magic Kingdom park in Florida. Father in sunglasses and black shirt with the Epcot logo on the left breast. The daughter is in a pink dress and resting her head on his shoulder. Sky is clear and the moment captured is loving and precious. A baby in a diaper is held up joyfully by adult hands, smiling with a playful and cheerful expression in a simple indoor setting. The photo is grainy and elicits nostalgia of film photography from the 90’s.
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Christian 🫶🏻 ⸆⸉ @chorusl1n3.swifties.social · 07/10/2025
🎶 Now your freight is ✨opalite✨, oh-whoa, oh, oh, ohh 🎶
View from inside a car with rain on the windshield and a truck can be seen from the freight company called “Swift.” Apple CarPlay display shows "Opalite" by Taylor Swift playing in the foreground, indicating irony and kismet.
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Christian 🫶🏻 ⸆⸉ @chorusl1n3.swifties.social · 07/10/2025
I genuinely thought people were staging these to be funny but… no… they’re like ACTUALLY down here 🫣 Life really does imitate art 😅 (also pls don’t cancel me i’m here for the ONE wipe type compatible with my daughter’s skin and the only affordable milk in town)
The photo depicts a cluttered and chaotic clearance shelf at a Target store. There are random and insignificant items scattered across four shelves. 

However, on the bottom shelf lies a vinyl record of Charli XCX’s ‘brat’ album, offered at a steep discount to remove it from inventory despite recent controversy and internet beef.

The scene is both ironic and hilarious.
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Christian 🫶🏻 ⸆⸉ @chorusl1n3.swifties.social · 06/10/2025
In case anyone’s curious, I took notes by sending myself in Teams messages while listening They only go up to track 6 because that’s all I could stand to listen to. I’ve never posted any think pieces online, but this I just couldn’t hold in They’re mad, unfiltered thoughts. Sorry if any are harsh.
Screenshot messages sent to myself in a Teams chat to take notes during an “opinion” stream of Taylor’s new album. The blurbs read as follows:

the Al slop with the doors is not Taylor's fault. This was between TN and Youtube. She hates Al

She did not lose the folklore/evermore lyricism. It's there, you just don't understand or relate and that's fine, just say that

a frequency problem?? She's doing what she loves. she said in The Prophecy she doesn't want money. this is her passion. she can release albums whenever tf she wants to

"i just want the music to be good" it objectively is ???? you don't have to like it but don't say she's compromising quality

Track 1:
saying the album "lacks bridges" while a bridge is playing is cuckoo for cocoa puffs

"dont like the idea of her celebrating being saved by a man" THATS NOT WHAT FATE OF OPHELIA IS. and even if it were, so what if that was her experience?? she said this album was about HER LIFE, not universal experiences

Track 2:
learn about Elizabeth Taylor's life before judging this song.

to be cringe is to be free, and Taylor has been cringy since 2012. Move onScreenshot messages sent to myself in a Teams chat to take notes during an “opinion” stream of Taylor’s new album. The blurbs read as follows:

to be cringe is to be free, and Taylor has been cringy since 2012. Move on

THE ALBUM IS NOT SUPPOSED TO GIVE SHOWGIRL. ITS ABOUT HER LIFE WHILE BEING ONE. АААННННННН

yet another bridge after complaining about bridges. crazy

she didnt "promise" anything, especially not a redo of 1989. Stfu

Track 4:
"wah i don't like the d***'s bigger part wah" listen to the clean version then.. tf?

"kisses the mahogany grain isn't as clever as she thinks it is" just say you're surface level

"what does she know about trade" SHE WAS QUOTING SOMEONE. ARE WE EVEN LISTENING???

oh look, another gd bridge

claiming she lost her lyricism with father figure being your fave is crazy considering that same lyricism is all over the album. just say you dont understand it yet and move on

Track 5:
starting off with comparing all other track fives to this one is bold for sure. (This message continues but is cut off, will be included in next slide.  Screenshot messages sent to myself in a Teams chat to take notes during an “opinion” stream of Taylor’s new album. The blurbs read as follows:

(Continued from previous slide)

Track 5:
starting off with comparing all other track fives to this one is bold for sure. this song wasn't written for you and that's okay, but it doesn't make it bad or cringy (its meant to be cringe) or less than

(The following blurbs are new)

the cringe is intentionally ironic. if you can't grasp that dont listen to it bro

"it sounds good if you dont know english ACTUALLY, its the exact opposite. its good BECAUSE we know english. open a book.

0/10 for a song you dont relate to or care to open your mind on is insulting. bro ain't a swiftie

Track 6:
this is "classic taylor" but none of the others are???Same format. Messages read as below:

I had to give up. Every take was so closed minded and dense and short sighted that it's not even fair to continue. Call yourself a sad music fan and not a Swiftie, because you're not an actual, honorable Swiftie if you are a fan of only albums and not Taylor Alison Swift the artist, businesswoman, musician, songwriter, and lastly, person with valid feelings and experiences.

It's also worth noting that I spoke up in the Twitch chat in defense of Taylor, her lyrics, and the intentional ironies within, and I was muted from sending messages. This person was not here to host a "discuss" stream, this person hosted a "here are my superficial, incomprehensible, and accusatory statements shrouded as opinions and anyone who isn't here to stroke my ego and spew validation is not welcome" stream.
I realize that there are many folks who do this and feel this way, but this person has a large following and claims to be a Fearless Swiftie. It saddens me to see such a long-time "fan" lose touch with who Taylor is and how she composes her music. If you prefer the 2020-2024 albums, that's fine, but that Taylor was miserable. THIS is the most "Taylor" Taylor we've had since then. She is happy, she is embodying her cringe millennialism, she is in love, confident, on top of the friggin' world.
2020 lyrics came from depression, desertion, incompatibility, and so many other things she didn't deserve to feel. Objectively, these lyrics are just as deep, profound, and meaningful. even when 180'd to the other side, and the problem lies within the inability to comprehend that.
That Taylor was depressed. That Taylor was begging to be seen, heard, and appreciated. That Taylor wanted to verifiably kill herself.
And to say you prefer that? Or that she needs to go back to that simply because you "don't get it"?
A slow, depressing music fan, maybe. But a loving, knowing, all-in fan of Taylor Swift the person?
No, I'm sorry, but the Swiftie badge is not for you.
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Christian 🫶🏻 ⸆⸉ @chorusl1n3.swifties.social · 05/10/2025
“This song is about superstitions 🤓😏”
A photo of an extremely tall redwood tree, taken at Muir Woods National Monument in Mill Valley, California. 

The entire bottom portion of the photo is taken up by the width of the tree trunk, tapering down as it ascends upwards toward the tree’s green leaves.
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Christian 🫶🏻 ⸆⸉ @chorusl1n3.swifties.social · 05/10/2025
Imagine thinking I’m “unhinged” or “brainwashed” or “illiterate” for enjoying a millennial woman’s music, and I’m literally just sitting at my kitchen table making bracelets with my wife and daughter 😭😋🤭
Five friendship bracelets are sitting on a napkin with three on the top row and two on the bottom. They appear as follows:

Top left: Colors - white, blue, and pink. Letters - Opalite

Top middle: Colors - red, green, orange and yellow. Letters - “Peter” with hearts on either side 

Top right: Colors - baby blue, teal, white, and beige. Letters - A W O O T W Y G 

Bottom left: Colors - red, yellow, black, and white. Letters - Redwood

Bottom right: Colors - pink, baby blue, and purple. Letters - H K S I F with hearts on either side
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Christian 🫶🏻 ⸆⸉ @chorusl1n3.swifties.social · 05/10/2025
And suddenly everyone knows music theory
A man with long hair and a beard is making a sarcastically surprised face with his hand on his forehead, eyes wide, and mouth open in a funny way. Text above his head reads as follows:

“People when there's centuries worth of music in existence and a new song sounds vaguely like another song”
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Christian 🫶🏻 ⸆⸉ @chorusl1n3.swifties.social · 04/10/2025
🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️ SAY IT AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN
A screenshot of a social media post (unsure of which platform) by user “kittyinhighheels”

The post reads as follows:

“unpopular opinion but maybe some of y'all should consider therapy instead of expecting your tavorite musicians to be depressed forever just so you can have sad music to listen to”
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Christian 🫶🏻 ⸆⸉ @chorusl1n3.swifties.social · 04/10/2025
Begging for Taylor to be miserable again is borderline psychosis and fake fan behavior. Just stop talking about it at this point
A screenshot of an Instagram post. The photo is a meme of Colleen Ballinger holding a ukulele. The text above reads “i'm about to say something that will absolutely get me hate” followed by “this is what Taylor swift sounds like to me”, referring to Colleen and the ukulele. 

In the Instagram portion of the screenshot, the caption made by the person who posted the meme reads: “the life of a showgirl is so bad folklore ttpd &
evermore writing come back to us”
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Christian 🫶🏻 ⸆⸉ @chorusl1n3.swifties.social · 03/10/2025
They deleted but NOT BEFORE I SCREENSHOT IT This was done by @/ts-updates.swifties.social
A photo posted by the Taylor Swift Updates account @/ts-updates.swifties.social. 

The text in the photo reads as follows:


'Life of a Showgirl' tracks
Apple Music debut

#2: The Fate of Ophelia
#3: Elizabeth Taylor
#4: Opalite
#5: Father Figure
#6: Eldest Daughter
#7: Actually Romantic
#8: The Life of a Showgirl
#11: Wood
#13: CANCELLED!
#14: The Fate of Ophelia (clean)
#15: Ruin the Friendship
#17: Honey
#20: Wish LiSt

The following is a sampling of the alt text that they used ChatGPT to create instead of typing it themselves. 

It looks like you've provided two images that are related, likely to a new music release. Here are a couple of options for alt text for both images, focusing on describing the con...Below is the full alt text that was created using either ChatGPT or other forms of AI, a huge no-no when making genuine efforts to be inclusive. 



It looks like you've provided two images that are related, likely to a new music release. Here are a couple of options for alt text for both images, focusing on describing the content for someone who can't see them.
Alt Text Options
Image 1 (Close-up of the Artist)
This image is a close-up, dramatic shot of Taylor Swift. She is wearing a dark, off-the-shoulder dress with gold detailing and a large, intricate, starburst-style gold crown/headpiece.
She has a choker necklace and dangling earrings. Her makeup includes red lipstick and she's looking intensely directly at the camera. The background is dark with blurry, warm-toned spotlights, giving a stage-like or cinematic feel.
Image 2 (Tracklist Overlay)
This image features the same dramatic photo of Taylor Swift from the neck down as the background, overlaid with white text. The text is a partial tracklist for an album or EP titled
'Life of a Showgirl' and is labeled as its 'Apple Music debut!
The list shows song titles and their respective Apple Music debut ranking.
The visible tracks and their rankings areclean)
• #2: The Fate of Ophelia
• #3: Elizabeth Taylon in the Friendship
• #4: Opalite
• #5: Father Figure Honey
• #6: Eldest Daughter ish List
• #7: Actually Romantic
• #8: The Life of a Showgirl
• #11: Wood
• #13: CANCELLED!
• #14: The Fate of Ophelia (clean)
• #15: Ruin the Friendship
• #17: Honey
• #20: Wish List
Let me know if you'd like an alternative alt text written with a different focus, such as being more concise!
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