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Me Jack, Chonkyjack @chonkyjack.bsky.social · 1h

Some use methylene blue in their fish farms.

Me Jack, Chonkyjack @chonkyjack.bsky.social · 1h

Your vacuum cleaner has either a leak or a plug. That's been the case with almost all the vacuum cleaners I've picked up at the town dump that people threw out. One had a hair clog bigger than a squirrel.

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Me Jack, Chonkyjack @chonkyjack.bsky.social · 2h

Only 6 sec/Km slower than your sub 25 time. Hitting a new plateau?

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Me Jack, Chonkyjack @chonkyjack.bsky.social · 2h

Lying in a field and tearing up sheet music scores.

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Me Jack, Chonkyjack @chonkyjack.bsky.social · 3h

Yup. got first hand experience with that and....they were disabled and lived on government and family handouts and bragged how much better they were than "Libtards".

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Me Jack, Chonkyjack @chonkyjack.bsky.social · 13h

"Nobody likes artificial"???? Has he seen the Maga women and DJT's hair?

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Me Jack, Chonkyjack @chonkyjack.bsky.social · 18h

HEY!!! I resemble that remark!!! ( Goes back to his dungeon to feed his pet dimetrodon.)

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Me Jack, Chonkyjack @chonkyjack.bsky.social · 23h

That shows improvement. Soon you'll be laughing at those times.

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Me Jack, Chonkyjack @chonkyjack.bsky.social · 23h

Get one of those cheap remote controlled vehicles, then tie a leather string to the rear and have it dangle behind.

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Me Jack, Chonkyjack @chonkyjack.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

HA!! You open a side hustle selling fruits and coffee with leasing laptops!

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Me Jack, Chonkyjack @chonkyjack.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

So that's the indoor heating, what about the indoor plumbing?

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Me Jack, Chonkyjack @chonkyjack.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

There was a Coinnoisaurus Horridus dinosaur, ate T.Rexs as a snack. Would dine on the Apatasauri clan, hence the word "appetite" from, "Yeah, I'll be home in an hour and I'll grab an apattie to go on the way."

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Me Jack, Chonkyjack @chonkyjack.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

And the bartender gives him his drink in a Klein bottle.

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Me Jack, Chonkyjack @chonkyjack.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

If you put little bells in them, they look just like a cat toy.

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Me Jack, Chonkyjack @chonkyjack.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

There was a former Governor of our State that supposedly died that way.

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Me Jack, Chonkyjack @chonkyjack.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

There's a Tiktok video of that but it never disclosed the full story.

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Me Jack, Chonkyjack @chonkyjack.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

But did he have a smile on his face?

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Me Jack, Chonkyjack @chonkyjack.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

They dont call them Minutemen for nothing.

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Me Jack, Chonkyjack @chonkyjack.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Wheeee BANG!!!! "Look Honey, the stars are out and the birds are singing!"

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Me Jack, Chonkyjack @chonkyjack.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

All you have to do is say. "I can tell the guilty just by lookin at them." You might get to meet the judge tho.

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Me Jack, Chonkyjack @chonkyjack.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

If my wife called me "Sir", I'd be looking out for blunt objects coming at a high rate of speed.

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Me Jack, Chonkyjack @chonkyjack.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

The breeze on your face as glide thru the air.

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Me Jack, Chonkyjack @chonkyjack.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Reminds me of what happens when you put a Maga in a round room and tell them to sit in a corner.

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Me Jack, Chonkyjack @chonkyjack.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Just plain old desecretion and vandalism.

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Me Jack, Chonkyjack @chonkyjack.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

They use a soothing cream and Mozart it on your back.

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Me Jack, Chonkyjack @chonkyjack.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

He went to a chiropracter to get some Rachmaninoff!

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Me Jack, Chonkyjack @chonkyjack.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Just wait till we get to the maple syrup part...

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Me Jack, Chonkyjack @chonkyjack.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

I just hum out the blacksmith tune as I yank the carts in rhythm.

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Me Jack, Chonkyjack @chonkyjack.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Holy Crap!! That was my lucky number!!!

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Me Jack, Chonkyjack @chonkyjack.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Roll them in from two sides, when the rolls meet, put whipped cream down the middle.

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Me Jack, Chonkyjack @chonkyjack.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

So the AI can get a good picture of you with the hidden camera, then links with its Bluetooth to the Data Center. Market research...they call it.

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Me Jack, Chonkyjack @chonkyjack.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

But he stopped the alien invasion from Outer Space!!! I have an article from a media outlet that states something to that.

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Me Jack, Chonkyjack @chonkyjack.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

I thought they said flying was supposed to be fun!?!

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Me Jack, Chonkyjack @chonkyjack.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Was in that stadium twice...the food!!!! The Sox won both times but I dont remember the games, was too busy with the sausages and fries, and..and...

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Me Jack, Chonkyjack @chonkyjack.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

With time and practice, one improves.

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Me Jack, Chonkyjack @chonkyjack.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

What do you call a pastry in the wind? A Napoleon Blownapart.

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Me Jack, Chonkyjack @chonkyjack.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

I got the idea much earlier, decades even, when we were stopped behind a car at a stoplight. We smelled fries but there were no fast food places around. Then I saw the vehicle in front of us, German diesel car with a "I use biofuel" sticker. Dont remember if it was a BMW or a Mercedes.

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Me Jack, Chonkyjack @chonkyjack.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

It's an American tradition going back to at least Thomas Jefferson.

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