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Bemused Blob

@chonkcatowner.bsky.social
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Fat cats seem to seek me out. My dogs are amused. I cook and drink and know things but mostly low chuckle at morons. Target rich environment nowadays.

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Bemused Blob @chonkcatowner.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
Two years ago, this bozo preferred to sleep in a box on my porch and wouldn’t take food from my hand. Now I’m this clown’s favorite piece or furniture. Today he’s on my hip elegantly pondering if Rory will win a major this year. Either that or if he’s going to start something with my Rottweiler.
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Bemused Blob @chonkcatowner.bsky.social · 23/12/2024
I’m taking a break from Christmas shopping.
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Bemused Blob @chonkcatowner.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
Orange cat trying to sit human like. Lasted 7 seconds. He f-this’d rather quickly…which is a total orange cat move.
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Bemused Blob @chonkcatowner.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
Black dog is waiting for granddog to make a move. Then it’s on! Again.
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Bemused Blob @chonkcatowner.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
Our granddog came for a visit. It’s been a few months since he’s come back home. Brown dog is worn out. She spent way too much energy trying to contain granddog’s “so happy to be here” zoomies. GSD’s do not put up with zoomies in the house.
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Bemused Blob @chonkcatowner.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
Whiskey - neat Coffee - black Water - hose Unapologetically GenX
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Bemused Blob @chonkcatowner.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
Bird finished just at the sun dropped below my trees’ canopies and patio cover. Food porn at its finest. Hope someone eats this.
Low sun illuminates a fully smoked turkey.
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Bemused Blob @chonkcatowner.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
Hittin Snoop’s rosé. Crystal goblets because we’re classy and shit and Snoop has mad respect in this house. Although I’m really an 80’s hair metal kid. But, good art is timeless. And this wine is way better than its price and screw top belies. Perfect accompaniment while I peel potatoes.
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Bemused Blob @chonkcatowner.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
Dumb bird is tanning nicely. Some day, I’ll post a rant on why I hate turkey. And cupcakes. And pandas. And sparklers. And balloons.
Spatchcocked turkey browning nicely after a couple hours in the smoker.
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Bemused Blob @chonkcatowner.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
Made it to the afternoon in my part of the world. Drinking has commenced. Folks won’t start showing up for a few hours. Plenty of time to become “uncomfortably transparent”. I believe that’s in my HR file. My proudest professional achievement.
A picture of a can of Sierra Nevada Oktoberfest and a pint glass full of said brew on a butcher block counter with beef rib roasts in the background.
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Bemused Blob @chonkcatowner.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
Spatchcocking is the way to go. Also, is the greatest culinary term in the English language.
A spatchcocked turkey in a smoker with a temperature probe inserted into the breast. Ready to begin a multi hour smoke sauna.
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Bemused Blob @chonkcatowner.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
On this day, I miss John Madden’s presence in my electronic moving picture box. But I do not miss his turducken.
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a man in a suit and tie is giving a high five to someone
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is giving a high five to someone
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Bemused Blob @chonkcatowner.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
Pie gets made the night before. The don’t bake. Except on this night.
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Bemused Blob @chonkcatowner.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
Brown dog likes to question my choices in how I kit out my D4 characters. Don’t get her started on my character naming scheme. This season, Rush albums. The side eye from an experienced GSD is probably warranted. She’s a good judge of character.
Female German Shepherd Dog looking annoyingly back at the photographer
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Bemused Blob @chonkcatowner.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
White cat is not a chonk. She’s more fur than flesh. She’s been here since a wee lass. She’s the boss. No, you can’t pet her. She will go full cat Karen on you if you try. Just look. Works for me. Also not my cat.
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Bemused Blob @chonkcatowner.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
“Leftovers” for dinner last night. Nikujaga from spare gyudon and a few potatoes. Whipped up some quickie miso egg. Found some shiso and cuke pickles. I should probably check out Japan some day to see how this is really done.
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Bemused Blob @chonkcatowner.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
Swapping loads of laundry. Fat orange cat hates chores. Warm towels are comfy. Looks like I have another load to do. When he decides to wake up. F’in cat, catting like a pro.
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Bemused Blob @chonkcatowner.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
I don’t own cats. They decide I’m the place to come eat and sleep. I’d like to think they don’t own me. They say I’m wrong. These two are technically strays. They’ve been mooching for three years now. I let the fam collar them a couple months ago. Yeah, I’m wrong.
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Bemused Blob @chonkcatowner.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
A simple simmered Yukon gold potato. That’s what you do with extra gyudon broth. Rippin’ hot, velvety soft, savory and sweet. Life is good.
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