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Chofanus @chofanus.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

I signed up for informed mail with the post office. This means I get an email sneak peak at my incoming mail and packages. This morning my email showed a letter from the IRS. Let me tell you that was a hard morning waiting for the mail man. It was NOTHING. I FUCKING CRIED. UGHHHHHH

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Chofanus @chofanus.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Ghandi said be the change you want to see in the world. Okay. I will write Goku/Vegeta.

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Chofanus @chofanus.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

thank goodness I'm a chronic complainer on here, I forgot how long it has been since I dyed my hair haha

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Chofanus @chofanus.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

Quit the bullshit with all this natural black, dark brown hair dye crap. you all are gas lighting me, making me go too light and giving my hair this weird red tint. NO ONE LIKES THAT RED TINT! Bro this red ass part is killing me. Put a latina on the box. How can you mess up the basic bitch brown!?

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Chofanus @chofanus.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

It's official. my dog is pretending to get hurt because we always give him a massage and treat when he gets a leg cramp.

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Chofanus @chofanus.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

Why people be lie about having a fat pussy? I lived through the 2010 yoga pants, repping this moose knuckle. One lip falling out of the thong! Let me have this, cabbage patch puss.

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Chofanus @chofanus.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

I think in the KiriBaku dynamic, Katsuki lets Kirishima get away with a lot more than the DekuBaku dynamic. He's quickly disarmed by Kirishima's innate charm and good looks. As opposed to the TodoBaku dynamic where There is no charm and too much good looks so it actually pisses him off.

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Chofanus @chofanus.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

Hated Trope: Love Rival is too likeable, putting Main Love Interest to shame, so the author abruptly makes Love Rival a rapist / creep.

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Chofanus @chofanus.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

For a while I was into teeny weeny Kacchan, but these days I've been thinking about big ol' useless dick Kacchan. I like thinking about it flopping around while he's getting railed. Imagine the sticky splooge on his chest when he gets blown out missionary.

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Chofanus @chofanus.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

When you learn history to add depth to your fanfic that's mostly porn.

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Chofanus @chofanus.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

This week I have been subjected to ultimate Karens, one of which was named Karen. Yesterday was bad. I am still processing what the actual fuck happened. Does logic exit the body when they don't get their way? They had a one sided melt down, threatened me, and broke something to force a return.

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Chofanus @chofanus.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

Soooo... I collect vintage photographs. And I think? I found? A 1920s photograph of a gender nonconforming disabled person? Like... Maybe a transman? How? what? Of course, they existed, but it's so fucking cool.

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rednoonsun @rednoonsun.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

How they get together 💖🖤 #omegaverse

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Chofanus @chofanus.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

Every version, always: Alfred is the best batman character

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Chofanus @chofanus.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

Horikoshi stanning to my dying day.

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Chofanus @chofanus.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

I just found the fly that I've been trying to kill all day flat on the toilet seat. 🫠

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Chofanus @chofanus.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

I love the world of MHA and the amazing depth of characterization. But what I love most is the prevailing optimism. I love that Deku is freakishly earnest and kind. I love that he is static in this regard. He's seen so much and has every right to be jaded, but he still reaches a hand out <3.

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Chofanus @chofanus.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

The vision of Camie saying "Dead Ass" may very well carry me through an entire new fic.

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Chofanus @chofanus.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

Izuku and his ability to over think so many things and over look the obvious x Katsuki the hillariously loud quiet observer Is peak to me.

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Chofanus @chofanus.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

thank you internet for letting me get my feelings out without affecting my day to day. I'm feeling so much better now ughhhhh

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Chofanus @chofanus.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

Mattel bots keep reporting my legitimate vintage listings on Etsy for IP infringement, threatening my livelihood as a Vintage Reseller. It's happening to the doll customizers and doll clothes makers too. Why target you greatest fans? I spent over 1000 dollars last year on your 2 cent crap.

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Chofanus @chofanus.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

Be brazenly unfunny. It's so liberating. And after a while, it becomes legitimately funny.

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Chofanus @chofanus.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

people who use /s are unfunny cowards

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Chofanus @chofanus.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

I can't be the only one who reads their own fan fiction late at night relishing in their own brilliance. I am the sort of person who repeats a joke when no one laughs. I LOVE ME!!!! aaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh <3333333

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Chofanus @chofanus.bsky.social · 21/06/2026

There was a time when I couldn't figure out how to add songs to tiktok videos so I was doing meme music a cappella.

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Chofanus @chofanus.bsky.social · 13/06/2026

Bro you know Katsuki has a hairy ass. He's got thick side burns post time skip. 💥❤️

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Chofanus @chofanus.bsky.social · 13/06/2026

Okay, but 80s Kirishima would totally rock a mullet pompadour combo. Katsuki's rocking the meticulously groomed stache, collared shirt halfway open to show off the chest hair.

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Chofanus @chofanus.bsky.social · 13/06/2026

Okay, here me out: Kiribaku, 80s Yacht Rock. Kirishima already has a mullet soooooo.... Give Katsuki a porn stache and we'll call it good.

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Chofanus @chofanus.bsky.social · 10/06/2026

There is nothing more satisfying than trying a new cleaning product

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Chofanus @chofanus.bsky.social · 31/05/2026

Iida fucking bakugo so hard that his glasses are hanging off his nose, all crooked.

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Chofanus @chofanus.bsky.social · 30/05/2026

One day Bakugo switches it up, calling Iida 'Monster Can' instead of Glasses, and no one thinks twice, except for Midoriya who glitches out like he needs a factory reset.

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Chofanus @chofanus.bsky.social · 29/05/2026

There are a lot of pics where I really can't tell if it's intended Fem!Kacchan because the tits be sitting high regardless.

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Chofanus @chofanus.bsky.social · 28/05/2026

Why do all the edgeshot x dynamight fics feature cucking izuku? Did I miss something? Bro I fucking love this fandom. Mo Parrrrrr

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Chofanus @chofanus.bsky.social · 28/05/2026

I'm pretty sure the reason I don't write much KiriBaku is because I actually think they would have a functional, happy relationship... and if I get too wrapped up in trainwrecks. I can't see Kirishima fucking over Bakugo without it being way OOC... I am trying though haha. fuck it let's go OOC.

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Chofanus @chofanus.bsky.social · 25/05/2026

PREVIEW - #DekuBaku - Married Life - Chapter 6 Katsuki stood just outside of his mother’s office. Chin up high, with his lower lip pushed out, the omega hollered, “What?!” Glancing up from behind her laptop screen, Mitsuki regarded her son with visible restraint.

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Chofanus @chofanus.bsky.social · 25/05/2026

I am definitely projecting when I call my dog a fat fuck

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Chofanus @chofanus.bsky.social · 19/05/2026

Projecting my hurt, anger, and PMS into some fire angst. LETSSSS GOOOOOOOOO

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Chofanus @chofanus.bsky.social · 17/05/2026

When you bend over to tease him, he comes over to smack ass and hits your whole ass coochie.

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Chofanus @chofanus.bsky.social · 06/05/2026

I literally had a dream where I was getting a divorce from my husband and he was himself, but I was bakugo. And it was omegaverse and we had a 17 year old son... Bro WTF. My husband x Bakugo kinda slaps.

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Chofanus @chofanus.bsky.social · 04/05/2026

I've been doing this long enough to know that trying to write fanfiction when the weather is good is pointless.

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Chofanus @chofanus.bsky.social · 14/04/2026

I wonder how many readers don't leave a Kudo just to keep a fic at 69

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Chofanus @chofanus.bsky.social · 13/04/2026

The Joy of tucking a dog into bed. Just looking over and seeing them lay in comfort for hours. 🥹

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Chofanus @chofanus.bsky.social · 12/04/2026

WEREWOLF BIKER KiriBaku Omegaverse - Engines quieted one by one as Eijiro Kirishima swung off his motorcycle. His boots hit the pavement hard as he pulled off his helmet, shaking his spiked hair free.

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Chofanus @chofanus.bsky.social · 11/04/2026

My Cali ass is clutching pearls through this thunder storm 🥺

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Chofanus @chofanus.bsky.social · 11/04/2026

That time, back in 2007 when someone wrote a blog for proper ways to write a lemon, demanding people only use "cock" or "dick" to refer to a ding-a-ling and so I proceeded to write a crack fic in which I used wiki's thesaurus to use every possible term, including weapons off ass destruction.

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