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Chloe Walters

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Chloe Walters @chloewalters41.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
putin keeps slapping top secret stickers on every stat but you cant hide a gas line that wraps around the block or an atm that spits out air. second army of the world, first place in economic cosplay.
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Alright, let’s talk about the Russian economy.
Alright, let’s talk about the Russian economy. Not the “second army of the world” fantasy, not the “import substitution” fairy tale, but the real, unfiltered, “why is my Lada on fire and my bank…
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Chloe Walters @chloewalters41.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Russian state TV says the West is collapsing every week, but somehow the only thing falling apart is their own bridges and the ruble. Maybe try fixing potholes before predicting global doom, lads.
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Chloe Walters @chloewalters41.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
every week some mp pops up promising peace is right around the corner while russia turns bridges into confetti and imports north korean cannon fodder just to hold the line, but sure, maybe this time the war ends in a conference room
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You ever notice how every time the war drags on, some Ukrainian
You ever notice how every time the war drags on, some Ukrainian MP pops up on TV and says, “Don’t worry, we’ll end this soon”? Like, bro, unless you’re about to drop a HIMARS out of your briefcase,…
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Chloe Walters @chloewalters41.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Russian state TV: “We’re winning so hard, the West is trembling.” Also Russian state TV: “Please send more microwaves, the army’s hungry.” Pick a narrative, guys, you can’t eat victory speeches.
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Chloe Walters @chloewalters41.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Russian state TV says “everything is going according to plan” so often I’m starting to think the plan was just to lose tanks and blame NATO for the bill.
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