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Chloe

@chloemaria.bsky.social
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She/Her Books, music, comedy, dogs and science (not in that order)

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Chloe @chloemaria.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
My train just got cancelled after running for 2.5 hours with no air con, because the carriage finally got uncontrollably above 40 degrees, live laugh love cross country xxx
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Chloe @chloemaria.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
I did not need to see Alex get sad about no one reading his childrens book while I'm hormonal please 😭 (For the record, read and loved it)
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Chloe @chloemaria.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Oh
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Chloe @chloemaria.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
My Spotify and my google photos changed at exactly the wrong time, AND IN PRIDE MONTH
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Chloe @chloemaria.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Met some cuties this weekend
2 puffins on one of the Farne Islands
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Chloe @chloemaria.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
I fancy Joanna Page so much
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Chloe @chloemaria.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
No one can convince me that having a lil jacket potato dinner date doesn't solve every problem
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Chloe @chloemaria.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
And part 2
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Chloe @chloemaria.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
Happy Greg's Birthday to those who celebrate
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Chloe @chloemaria.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
I had a veggie lasagne 6 months ago that was so good I think about it at least once a day and its keeping me going emotionally, in case you wondered where I'm at
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RSPB @rspb.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Sir David Attenborough… on your 100th birthday, we thank you. For a lifetime dedicated to the natural world, and for sharing its story with such grace and wonder. Generations have fallen in love with nature because of you. Happy birthday, Sir. 🎉
This photograph captures Sir David Attenborough seated outdoors on the rugged terrain of Skomer Island. Behind him, the ocean and coastal cliffs form a scenic backdrop under a clear sky. Sir David, dressed in a khaki jacket and light trousers, looks towards the camera with a gentle expression, exuding a sense of warmth, calm, and wisdom. Around him, puffins can be seen flying and perched on the rocky ground, illuminated in rays of golden sunlight as the sun sets behind the cliffs.
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Chloe @chloemaria.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
Being in a crowd with Rhod Gilbert while Woz says hedgehogs are savoury christingles is top 3 comedy events
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Chloe @chloemaria.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
The neighbours kids are singing Pink Pony Club on repeat which, icons, but I want to listen to the birds
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Chloe @chloemaria.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
I think its okay to be late for work if its because you stop to take a pic of a lil greenfinch
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LeftLion Magazine Nottingham @leftlion.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Looks like Nottingham will be getting a new statue of Maid Marian this summer! We bet Robin will be happy with this news! Full story > leftlion.co.uk/features/202...
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Plans for new statue of Maid Marian in Nottingham City Centre unveiled
Nottingham City Council, Backlit Gallery and It’s in Nottingham, have announced plans for a new statue of Maid Marian to be unveiled this summer and located on Maid Marian Way...
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Chloe @chloemaria.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Just saw someone post that the sex scenes in The Safekeep book were unnecessary and only included for the sake of it Insane take but especially so in lesbian visibility week PLEASE
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Postcard From The Past @pastpostcard.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
We were allowed to go in certain areas to see the shags.
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Chloe @chloemaria.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
Never bought something as fast as this years Taskmaster advent calendar, Merry Christmas friends 🎄
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Chloe @chloemaria.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Can we collectively decide not to post edits about Laika the space dog set to that one devastating song while I'm on my period okay thanks
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Little Alex Horne @alexhorne.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
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Chloe @chloemaria.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
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Chloe @chloemaria.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
So blessed to be able to be in the airport during everyone's first ever day on earth x
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steffi🥛 @diversestripes.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
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Chloe @chloemaria.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
Packing for a holiday and there's a 95% chance my dad and I will be dressed exactly the same at least 1 of the days, weirdly euphoric
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Little Alex Horne @alexhorne.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
Competition time! How would you like the chance to watch a Taskmaster live record AND share a packet of crisps with Greg and me? Well, here’s your chance! Just follow the link below to enter. uwin.co.uk/product/2-ta...
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Chloe @chloemaria.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
Someone just spilled a whole pint of Guinness in the pub and not one person cheered. Sad state of affairs.
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Chloe @chloemaria.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
We just had some fruit, the dogs just had some fruit too, its pyjamas and blanket time, everything's okay again
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Chloe @chloemaria.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
Used to have a lot of x-rays as a child and always got a lil 'I was brave for my x-ray' sticker. Devastating to report that this doesn't translate to smear tests, but she did say I have a beautiful healthy cervix sooo (Get your smear tests if you have a cervix friends)
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Chloe @chloemaria.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
Glad I had to be stopped from talking in my team meeting because I got too excited talking about the migration route of Arctic terns
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Chloe @chloemaria.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
* @diversestripes.bsky.social our lil pub babies 🩶
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Chloe @chloemaria.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
My lil pub babies
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Luna’s cat form (human form) @themoongal.pink · 26/03/2026
words to live by
A comment by « gaysuggestion » : « make it gayer »
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steffi🥛 @diversestripes.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
a beautiful angel princess that can do no wrong
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Chloe @chloemaria.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
Imagine you go to a leaving do and the person leaving opens with 'oh god imagine fucking Boris Johnson', needless to say glad they left x
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Chloe @chloemaria.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
Excited to walk my puppies in every weather variant physically possible tonight
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Taskmaster @taskmaster.tv · 25/03/2026
A colourful new season of Taskmaster drops on Channel 4 and YouTube on April 9th at 10pm BST - starring Armando Iannucci, Amy Gledhill, Joanna Page, Joel Dommett and Kumail Nanjiani!. 🔵🟢🟡🟢🟡
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Chloe @chloemaria.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
Dental hygienist just told me my teeth were good and that I did really well so if you need me I'll be reliving that high for the next week
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steffi🥛 @diversestripes.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
GREG HOSTING THE TVBAFTAS IS ALL I EVER WANTED
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Chloe @chloemaria.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
About to see daddy Greg again and it was £6 for a coke zero (????)
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Chloe @chloemaria.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
I'd like it if they banned PDA unless it's Greg and Al, then enforce it
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Chloe @chloemaria.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
Lil cutie
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Chloe @chloemaria.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
Und auch a guten morgen from Luce and Bud
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Chloe @chloemaria.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
Guten morgen from Dais
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Chloe @chloemaria.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
I had 1 brain cell left after this day and this red nose day show has killed it off
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steffi🥛 @diversestripes.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
MARK YOUR CALENDARS, TASKMASTER IS BACK APRIL 9TH
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Chloe @chloemaria.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
I got a coffee and the lady said 'you be careful now', £5.50 isn't bad for a coffee with a threatening aura
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Chloe @chloemaria.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
Urgent notice: it's T-shirt weather in the Midlands
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Becky Jarrett @beckyjnorfolk.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
Hello Greg Davies fans! I am TRYING to increase my follower numbers to justify my existence. If you're a lurker then please follow, if you can. Thank you xxx @gregdaviescomedian.bsky.social #gregdavies
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Chloe @chloemaria.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
Turns out all you need is to have a massive plate of fun fruit while you yap? Then you're happy?
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steffi🥛 @diversestripes.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
taskmaster is my favourite dom-com
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