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@chloeh.bsky.social
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imagine all my posts are me talking to myself on public transport

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delusional doll @chloeh.bsky.social · 8h
multiple stab wounds shown to shorten life expectancy
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delusional doll @chloeh.bsky.social · 20h
u are not immune to having to read the problems of americans
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delusional doll @chloeh.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
i think i got a fuuucked up faaaace www.youtube.com/watch?v=Thpn...
youtube.com
Audrey Hobert - Phoebe (Official Video)
YouTube video by Audrey Hobert
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delusional doll @chloeh.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
all the uk ffs surgeons apparently so booked up they won't even add u to a waiting list 😭😭😭 i thought we loved waiting lists in this country
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delusional doll @chloeh.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
😈
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delusional doll @chloeh.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
lol apparently on the first day i was off work there was a huge issue that took the past 6 weeks to fix and if i was in i'd have had to do it. BULLET DODGED
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delusional doll @chloeh.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
hell yea
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delusional doll @chloeh.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
i think recovering from surgery etc has put me in a rly delicate place and that rattled me so much :( fuck
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delusional doll @chloeh.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
thx girl ❤️ sry i am severely having a moment
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delusional doll @chloeh.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
hate having to do the calculation of was he just a regular misogynistic creep vs holy shit is that a tranny
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delusional doll @chloeh.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
guy on the train was staring at me so intensely it’s ruined my morning 🥰
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delusional doll @chloeh.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
hahaha i literally hate u
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delusional doll @chloeh.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
so sad i don’t have one either 😭 i wanted to experience a minor hate crime at the hands of bezos for once purchasing Tucking Panty For Drag Queen Crossdresser Sissy Man Male Sneaky Underwear Tricking Men Joke Product
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delusional doll @chloeh.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
ahhh to be fair i have a friend who starts typing ‘[name] allegations’ into google whenever i mention i fancy someone and it has a near-100% hit rate 😭 everyone sucks
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delusional doll @chloeh.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
rewatched baby driver and jon hamm is sooo hot in that movie omg. shame about that one guy being in it tho
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delusional doll @chloeh.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
girl let’s not besmirch the fine name of vienetta
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delusional doll @chloeh.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
ohhhh the thought of making a man sooo mad without even doing anything. a thing of beauty 🥰
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Tr4nbie @tr4nbie.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
A post I made for my Instagram the other day reflecting on the online convo about sexual violence and how society decides which sexual violence victims / survivors get sympathy
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delusional doll @chloeh.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
was de influenced from it not because it can kill you, but because on the plane home you have to sit in a really weird and embarrassing way
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delusional doll @chloeh.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
i watched most of it when it first came out but i had kinda forgot most of the stuff that happened. generally it’s so good tho
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delusional doll @chloeh.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
when mad men gets to this ‘betty is gaining weight’ plot line aaaaaa this is interminable
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delusional doll @chloeh.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
(heterosexually) I was always more of a fan of Aja,
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delusional doll @chloeh.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
very fab choices all round 🙂‍↕️
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delusional doll @chloeh.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
pictured: bridge returning to tk maxx to consult their precarious mountain of undisclosed creams
Carrie in the fuckass magician costume
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delusional doll @chloeh.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
have severely lapsed on using all my fancy korean skincare products for the past couple of months. luckily this single sheet mask will fix all my problems
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delusional doll @chloeh.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
sounds huge!!
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delusional doll @chloeh.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
when a youtube video promises to be an analysis of something but is actually just a recap of it, you should be able to subtract your time watched from the creator’s lifespan
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delusional doll @chloeh.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
okay i must admit i would enjoy knowing if someone thought i was a moist dickhead
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delusional doll @chloeh.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
i looked one time and it was all ppl i would probably assume are annoying so i think all is right with the world generally
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delusional doll @chloeh.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
what’s the point in monitoring who blocked you it seems like a good way to make yourself go insane
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delusional doll @chloeh.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
post your breakfast girl!!
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delusional doll @chloeh.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
it kinda makes you go insane but i still recommend it!
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delusional doll @chloeh.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
if someone in the past had told me my main concern in the future was getting lube fucking everywhere i’d have imagined a much more glamorous life than this one
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delusional doll @chloeh.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
you appear to live in some kind of larry david universe
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delusional doll @chloeh.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
ohhh fab! take a pic when you get it, i’m so jealous i haven’t bought a new instrument in forever 😭
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delusional doll @chloeh.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
can’t pay attention watching traitors cause this is playing on repeat in my head the whole time youtu.be/E2fH8FeoNs8
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My Richard E Grant Star Wars impersonation
YouTube video by Limmy
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delusional doll @chloeh.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
ohhh whatcha getting??
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delusional doll @chloeh.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
girl you got this ❤️
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delusional doll @chloeh.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
has to be done every now and again to stay up on the latest happenings in the green hair community (no shade)
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delusional doll @chloeh.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
on my kendall roy shit (it’s not entirely clear what i mean by this)
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delusional doll @chloeh.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
have lived my fair share of it in the past and this is true. rots yr soul !!
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delusional doll @chloeh.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
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delusional doll @chloeh.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
i’m faketrans (don’t really like energy drinks)
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delusional doll @chloeh.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
as a former angelmoder,
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delusional doll @chloeh.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
the trans community has forgiven skepta & jme
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delusional doll @chloeh.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
that man is DL 100%
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delusional doll @chloeh.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
i think i don’t actually like video games i just like knowing what happens in them my ideal video game experience was being blasted on mushrooms and getting my friend to explain the entire plot of metal gear solid 2 to me
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delusional doll @chloeh.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
keep getting annoyed w fire emblem cause i’m not really into tactics or strategy or planning or maps or any things of that nature i just wanna make everyone kiss like it’s the sims
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delusional doll @chloeh.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
whenever i hear ai music it always had phrases which don’t resolve properly and it drives me fucking INSANE. are there ppl actually hearing a fourth aimlessly held over the I chord and being like yay i love this fuck OFF
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delusional doll @chloeh.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
everyone shut up my favourite show is on!!! (there’s 2 magpies in the garden)
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