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Chloe Baldwin

@chloe-m-baldwin.bsky.social
2.5K followers 1.6K following 51 posts

"Did you at least bring treats?" 🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡 💙Parlaying a Liberal Arts Degree Into the Biosphere Ecosystem💙 👑Lean Practitioner👑Agile Coach👑TQM Specialist👑 ISO Coordinator👑 ISO Lead Auditor👑ISO Compliance Manager👑Risk Management Specialist👑

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Chloe Baldwin @chloe-m-baldwin.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Without emerald mines, he would have ended up in a linoleum floored basement apartment pulling the wings off insects. Pets would go missing.
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Chloe Baldwin @chloe-m-baldwin.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Who knew voting could be a dangerous, subversive little stealth mission? We can use walkie talkies on a covert channel to coordinate positions. Maybe I can be a lookout? #Suppression
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Tracey [REDACT] THIS 🖕 @traceyannie.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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Chloe Baldwin @chloe-m-baldwin.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Yes, and guys who get manicures can unfollow now. Because it is red flag of narcissism and control issues. Also, don't need a guy competing with me.
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Gordon 🏳️‍🌈✊🏿🇺🇦🇻🇪🇨🇺 @financecharg.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Trump utters a solemn truth.
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Chloe Baldwin @chloe-m-baldwin.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I know he has like 18 kids to support, but he might budget for a better tanning product?
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Chloe Baldwin @chloe-m-baldwin.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Ambien Slump.
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Chloe Baldwin @chloe-m-baldwin.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Hey, here's a sunset. Thanks, but I would rather agonize over saving for retirement.
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Ethan Lynch Walker @ethan-lynchwalker.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
go.bsky.app/EKmDpHC
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🇫🇷Raquel de la Roche🇨🇴 @raquelreveals.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Getting warmer.
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🇫🇷Raquel de la Roche🇨🇴 @raquelreveals.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
"Madam, how like you this play?" #Gertrude #Denmark #Kushner #Nixon #LanceArmstrong
#Israel #Israel #Israel #Israel

More to come. More to come.
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Chloe Baldwin @chloe-m-baldwin.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
My dad can beat up your dad. But my dad can't beat up Madonna. #Queen
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Chloe Baldwin @chloe-m-baldwin.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
That will be my daughter! If I have one. If I marry. If I date.
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Chloe Baldwin @chloe-m-baldwin.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Greedy times require men and women of action and resolve. #EatTheRich
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Chloe Baldwin @chloe-m-baldwin.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Greedy times require men and women of action and resolve. #EatTheRich
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Will Chisholm @skibumwill.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
From drafts: The research on microplastics in bottled water keeps getting to be more of a poison shitshow. #environment
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Chloe Baldwin @chloe-m-baldwin.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Sometimes I want to go through some little phase like "Anarchist" because.... ⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️
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Grettel Shaw-Evans @grettel-shawevans.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
"Go die in a hole." -new put-down according to high school cousin
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Reese Ackerman (human) @reeseackerman.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
When terrorist state Israel commits genocide and shields itself with: -Religion -Race -Culture It is a perversion and abuse of three cherished notions. ➡️This message brought to you by a real, live, actual Jew. #Israel #Gaza #Epstein
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Oliver Grant @olivergrant63.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Trump's legacy = litigation for family. Forever.
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Chloe Baldwin @chloe-m-baldwin.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Lawmakers need to meet some 18 year old boys. Really study them. Those smelly fortnight warriors. Both the Beavis and the Butthead. Wanna make guns accessible to them? *No one was actually hurt in the creation of this post and if you arevoffended, be your most offended.
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hopeful66 @hopeful66.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Chloe Baldwin @chloe-m-baldwin.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Mostly I am nice which is weird because I want to make him cry...?
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Harper Evans @harper-evans.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Our leaders have the worse time controlling themselves when it comes to there tingly parts. Grow up?
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Chloe Baldwin @chloe-m-baldwin.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Word Creation Council: We need the image of a person to match with the term "ghoul." Ideas?
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Chloe Baldwin @chloe-m-baldwin.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Now I am deputized? In a posse? Can I put this in my LinkedIn Bio? @ethan-lynchwalker.bsky.social go.bsky.app/KzZunty
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Michael Rivera @michaelrojasrivera.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Is he the Trump whisperer? Or Lutnik? Or Putin? Or Bibi? Or Kushner? Or.......whoever has the Epstein files????
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Chloe Baldwin @chloe-m-baldwin.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
@realretweet.bsky.social Am I in this right? Thank you whether I am or not! go.bsky.app/zViuXC
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Chloe Baldwin @chloe-m-baldwin.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
@dorothyhostetter.bsky.social Thank you Ms. Hostetter! Will return the courtesy. go.bsky.app/SuxorTh
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Dottie Hostetter @dorothyhostetter.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
There’s a salmonella outbreak tied to packaged greens. Grocery store had a sign up. Poisoned by additives, poisoned by disease. #Food
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Chloe Baldwin @chloe-m-baldwin.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Vicious? Not vicious enough?
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Chloe Baldwin @chloe-m-baldwin.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Thank you GSE. @grettel-shawevans.bsky.social go.bsky.app/R5vr47C
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Chloe Baldwin @chloe-m-baldwin.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
@harper-evans.bsky.social Thank you. Do I owe you money now?😜 go.bsky.app/Sg3GjYH
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Chloe Baldwin @chloe-m-baldwin.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
If you are a black belt in Six Sigma or whatever you need to leave some of that insane aura at home.
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🇫🇷Raquel de la Roche🇨🇴 @raquelreveals.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Maybe I was being dramatic? Just a conspiracy theory of mine?
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RudePaul @rudepaul95.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
My boyfriend fights with his wife when she finds out about me? Wife orders me to a sit down. All face-to-face, coffee. In public. I diffuse wife's grief. Replace it with: mind-bending confusion. Because I go as a man. #pranking #healing
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Chloe Baldwin @chloe-m-baldwin.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Risk Management Specialist: We shall manage this risk by monitoring the risk.
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Chloe Baldwin @chloe-m-baldwin.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Agile Coach? #FakeCareer
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Chloe Baldwin @chloe-m-baldwin.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Do "compliance officers" have a badge?
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Allison Clayboe @allisonclayboe.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
A routine protects. A well‑kept routine protects you from the volatility other people create. #livingclean
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Grettel Shaw-Evans @grettel-shawevans.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
"Stop being so mean!"
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Gordon 🏳️‍🌈✊🏿🇺🇦🇻🇪🇨🇺 @financecharg.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Rich men reward you with the title “Patriot” after you sacrifice all for their wealth and prosperity.
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Allison Clayboe @allisonclayboe.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Boundaries are not just emotional. Boundaries are logistical. Boundaries are best asserted without emotion and in order to avoid unnecessary emotional distraction Ultimately tools of pragmatism. #intentionality
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Amber Lynn Delashaw (Aldy) 💙🌈🫂 @amberlynndelashaw.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
"You're just being sensitive, grow up." --Battle Cry of the Narcissist
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Grettel Shaw-Evans @grettel-shawevans.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
A big institution will "collapse." But you will not see management suddenly scaling back their lifestyles, frantically looking for jobs. I bet if you looked you would see they all emerged unscathed and richer than ever. Guess who was left holding the bag?
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Outspoken™️ @out5p0ken.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Your vote is your power. Make sure you’re registered to use it. #GetReadyToVote VOTE411.org
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Outspoken™️ @out5p0ken.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
If we have enough money to buy another country then we have enough money to ensure nobody is homeless or goes hungry.
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🇫🇷Raquel de la Roche🇨🇴 @raquelreveals.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Did this age well?
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🇫🇷Raquel de la Roche🇨🇴 @raquelreveals.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Donald J. Trump (hard J) #IncredibleInfluence #Gaza #Epstein #Genocide
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🇫🇷Raquel de la Roche🇨🇴 @raquelreveals.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
That wall deserves its own section on PornHub. #IncredibleInfluence #Gaza #Epstein #Genocide
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