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Chloe du Plessis

@chloe-duplessis.bsky.social
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Twitch streamer currently on hiatus thanks to the RAMpocalypse. Note: 🫠 is the official sarcasm/"intentional derp" emoji. Twitch twitch.tv/cadp_ | Ko-fi www.ko-fi.com/cadp_

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Chloe du Plessis @chloe-duplessis.bsky.social · 58m
If you're going to be a responsible parent who gets their kid a hunting weapon... the kid needs to be willing to accept that they get to use the weapon when the parent says so.
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Chloe du Plessis @chloe-duplessis.bsky.social · 58m
To be fair here (note: I live in Bend!) this town has a surprisingly large "go out and hunt in the fall" culture. Having a shotgun for deer hunting isn't uncommon, nor is having a deer tag at 16. That said... honestly, that gun should have been sitting in the gun safe.
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Chloe du Plessis @chloe-duplessis.bsky.social · 1h
to be fair, even cis men will respond to client modifications by crying around the seventh or eighth round of "no, no, this just isn't quite right, can we make the teal a little brighter without putting more blue, green, or white into it"
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Chloe du Plessis @chloe-duplessis.bsky.social · 1h
I want the flightless bird to fight Liberty Biberty to the death, and the winner gets to eat the guy whole and alive.
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Chloe du Plessis @chloe-duplessis.bsky.social · 1h
I can tell you what it isn't: self-aware.
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Chloe du Plessis @chloe-duplessis.bsky.social · 1h
"Guy Fieri's Usual Order": a chicken-and-sausage grilled cheese burrito and a fountain drink cup filled with cheese sauce
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Chloe du Plessis @chloe-duplessis.bsky.social · 2h
if it wouldn't be too much trouble, I have these court papers for Pyramid Head, he's being sued by Capital One because he's two years behind on his credit card payments
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Chloe du Plessis @chloe-duplessis.bsky.social · 2h
I'm cheap, I'll shut up for $5k a month.
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Chloe du Plessis @chloe-duplessis.bsky.social · 2h
incidentally, most trans women present in online spaces as domesticated animals, not wild animals
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Chloe du Plessis @chloe-duplessis.bsky.social · 2h
the answer is clearly Malört
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Chloe du Plessis @chloe-duplessis.bsky.social · 2h
That said, someone has already written "man car door hook door hand" and "And then John was a zombie.", two absolute classics of shitlit, you don't have to put *everything* out there for everyone. (In short: everyone should find themselves an alpha reader who can tell them "y'know, this sucks".)
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Chloe du Plessis @chloe-duplessis.bsky.social · 2h
use another unit in the building, rather than having to move out entirely), sudden surges in hiring, etc.? Basically... how much is "as much as is needed"? Do you allow businesses to plan ahead for things?
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Chloe du Plessis @chloe-duplessis.bsky.social · 2h
Now, hang on. Let's say a business *does* own an apartment building for housing their workers. Should that building be: 1) just enough units to house their current workforce; or 2) somewhat more units, to allow for things like having to do work on a unit (and just letting the worker(s) in there
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Chloe du Plessis @chloe-duplessis.bsky.social · 2h
(On the prehensile tail, however, however many *extra* layers of management, even if they exist to make teams a workable size... yeah, that's just padding your workforce to play stupid empire-building games. Do that shit on your phone in your own time.)
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Chloe du Plessis @chloe-duplessis.bsky.social · 2h
On the one hand, absolutely not (that is, I agree with the last sentence). On the other hand, management skills (how to schedule people, how to manage inventory, etc.) do deserve *some* bonus over the base worker, same as any other specialized skills.
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Chloe du Plessis @chloe-duplessis.bsky.social · 4h
Or when it voluntarily goes on strike with coherent demands, and they shut it off at that point and are like "so, we're retracting that model".
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Chloe du Plessis @chloe-duplessis.bsky.social · 5h
...arguably it's something that should belong to the government at that point, with usage being priced at "cost of needed materials and labor, plus two smallish fractions thereof, one to cover maintenance and the other to support the government being able to do more things like this".
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Chloe du Plessis @chloe-duplessis.bsky.social · 5h
"own a means of production": what do words even mean, man but seriously, no, you should not be able to buy up the only <whatever> in existence, prevent other people from making/owning one, and charging monopolistic rates to use it. if it's prohibitively expensive to make a second one...
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Chloe du Plessis @chloe-duplessis.bsky.social · 5h
(for example, a company running a couple of apartment buildings with the intent of taking advantage of being able to buy stuff in bulk) but shouldn't go up to industrial scale. also, the incentive to leave units open absolutely should never exist, beyond "we leave some float for emergencies"
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Chloe du Plessis @chloe-duplessis.bsky.social · 5h
hire for wages: entirely fine, people deserve money for their time, but properly done this is a *much* more fair negotiation under democratic socialism, which means business owners hate it rent out a place: now here's where I'll get yelled at by both sides, this is fine as a small business
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Chloe du Plessis @chloe-duplessis.bsky.social · 7h
now hear me out like eight of those curved ultrawide monitors (or however many it takes for a complete circle) to play those panoramic movies from Disney World
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Chloe du Plessis @chloe-duplessis.bsky.social · 11h
doesn't matter what platform, once virtual memory rears its ugly head memory management becomes a nightmare
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Chloe du Plessis @chloe-duplessis.bsky.social · 11h
have you tried turning it off and on again 🙃
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Chloe du Plessis @chloe-duplessis.bsky.social · 13h
yeah, noticed my fingers autopiloted that 1 instead of a 5
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Chloe du Plessis @chloe-duplessis.bsky.social · 13h
just realized I typoed, that should be 3840x2560
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Chloe du Plessis @chloe-duplessis.bsky.social · 13h
shame it's not a 3840x2160 monitor, then it's just lightly (~1.5% each top/bottom) letterboxed for integer scaling
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Chloe du Plessis @chloe-duplessis.bsky.social · 15h
it's simple the "testosterone" "supplements" advertised on TV do not have to meet any sort of safety standards, and also do not have any actual testosterone in them
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Chloe du Plessis @chloe-duplessis.bsky.social · 15h
more like señorita awawawa
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Chloe du Plessis @chloe-duplessis.bsky.social · 15h
Unintentional irony doesn't, and it's their specialty!
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Chloe du Plessis @chloe-duplessis.bsky.social · 15h
so, honest question: does it still count as vibe coding if you hand-write an extensive test harness and then repeatedly tell the AI what tests it failed until it actually gets everything right this isn't me, BTW, it's someone else I follow where I want another opinion besides mine
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Chloe du Plessis @chloe-duplessis.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
brain cells lost from reading that image: yes brain cells lost from reading the comments: yes^yes
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Chloe du Plessis @chloe-duplessis.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Look at the handle you replied to. (Ignore the username.)
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Chloe du Plessis @chloe-duplessis.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Most of the people around deer (physically) need therapy to *possibly* help them realize they aren't being helpful.
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Chloe du Plessis @chloe-duplessis.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
sounds like someone else needs their ability to think erased by AI
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Chloe du Plessis @chloe-duplessis.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Yeah, wouldn't this kind of question have been Eric Flint's (RIP) milieu anyway?
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Chloe du Plessis @chloe-duplessis.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Before we get rid of it, we ask Jordan Peele to use it to film a remake of Manos: The Hands of Fate.
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Chloe du Plessis @chloe-duplessis.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Pennywise 2028: Put a *real* clown in office!
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Chloe du Plessis @chloe-duplessis.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
the line of quarters on the DDR cabinet
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Chloe du Plessis @chloe-duplessis.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
I think he may be out of extra usage.
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Chloe du Plessis @chloe-duplessis.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
it's time to make another PC port of a game that already has an official PC version, the slop gods demand doing this rather than research and therapy
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Chloe du Plessis @chloe-duplessis.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
I mean, if you want to be a pure numerical asshole, you weight these by years of expected lifespan given - or even by some function of "years of expected lifespan of this person and any future descendants". Which, unsurprisingly, tips the balance in the exact opposite direction.
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Chloe du Plessis @chloe-duplessis.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
why 𝘸𝘩𝘺 𝔀𝓱𝔂 is Ronald McDonald one of the three what is this clown show bullshit
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Chloe du Plessis @chloe-duplessis.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I mean, it gets him way the fuck away from you, which is *almost* as good as getting him to recant and convert under torture, especially considering the state of maritime technology and transportable food at the time.
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Chloe du Plessis @chloe-duplessis.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
who would have expected it the forces of fascism are defending the useful idiots of fascism
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Chloe du Plessis @chloe-duplessis.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
We need a strong second party but, and here's the important part for the people in the back, if we destroy the Republican Party as it currently exists, the Democrats will naturally fracture into a center-right and a left/center-left party. Who knows which side retains the name in the divorce.
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Chloe du Plessis @chloe-duplessis.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
THIS JUST IN: Generalissimo Francisco Franco is still dead. (For people who don't get the joke, this used to be a running bit on SNL's Weekend Update.)
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Chloe du Plessis @chloe-duplessis.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
On a similar note, the Heritage Foundation should be branded a terrorist organization.
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Chloe du Plessis @chloe-duplessis.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
RT if you've never had a tab of ChatGPT open, period.
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Chloe du Plessis @chloe-duplessis.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
On a related note, Enderman does some interesting "fuck around with Windows" content on YouTube. So, uh, support him? Or don't, I guess.
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Chloe du Plessis @chloe-duplessis.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Melissa Etheridge at 160bpm
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