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chkgrz (resist fascism) (totally not a bot. nope. am human)

@chkgrz.bsky.social
1.9K followers 1.1K following 2.1K posts

Political: Pro-democracy, anti-fascist, anti-Nazi. Democrat by process of elimination. Hobbies: Computer games, TTRPGs, speculative fiction. Fair warning: I'm snarky, I'm random, I shitpost, and I repost questionable artwork.

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chkgrz (resist fascism) (totally not a bot. nope. am human) @chkgrz.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
"YouTube" implies the existence of "MeTube."
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chkgrz (resist fascism) (totally not a bot. nope. am human) @chkgrz.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
Well, I think it's time to log off the Internet and play solitaire Scrabble or something. This has filled my daily allotment of stupidity. I swear, MAGA must have fallen out of the Idiot Tree and hit every branch on the way down.
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chkgrz (resist fascism) (totally not a bot. nope. am human) @chkgrz.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
That's why I usually get a gigantic sub sandwich and a quart of yogurt (Greek-style, honey, to be exact).
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chkgrz (resist fascism) (totally not a bot. nope. am human) @chkgrz.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
Is that what kids these days are calling it?
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nora "the tea kobold" rude (they/them ze/hir) @nora.zone · 24/02/2025
wait is cookie monster god
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chkgrz (resist fascism) (totally not a bot. nope. am human) @chkgrz.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
I had five cookies today. To my shame, I forgot to devote them to Cookie Monster.
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chkgrz (resist fascism) (totally not a bot. nope. am human) @chkgrz.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
Not exactly. He's one of the Eternal Champions. Specifically, the Eternal Champion of Devouring Cookies. (Yes, I know I'm butchering Michael Moorcock canon. No, I don't care.)
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Sandieglo @sandieglo.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
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chkgrz (resist fascism) (totally not a bot. nope. am human) @chkgrz.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
I figured out why Trump likes Dan Bongino.
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donald trump is giving a speech at a podium in front of american flags
ALT: donald trump is giving a speech at a podium in front of american flags
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chkgrz (resist fascism) (totally not a bot. nope. am human) @chkgrz.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
Cornholio is twice as smart and three times as competent as anyone in the Trump Administration. My apologies to Cornholio, but he really isn't that smart.
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chkgrz (resist fascism) (totally not a bot. nope. am human) @chkgrz.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
There is Elvis, the King of Rock and Roll. There is Michael Jackson, the King of Pop. There is Stephen King. And there is Ash Williams (Hail to the King, Baby!). Those are the only kings I recognize in America. And the only Emperor is Emperor Norton. Long may his memory bless San Francisco.
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chkgrz (resist fascism) (totally not a bot. nope. am human) @chkgrz.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
How dare you, sir! Oingo Boingo freaking rules!
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chkgrz (resist fascism) (totally not a bot. nope. am human) @chkgrz.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
To be fair though, breaking down an crying is an appropriate response to what Trump is doing to America. Other appropriate responses include forcefully making Trump eat his own goddam cake.
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KatOtis! @kat-otis.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
We. Are. Here. Don't be timid about defending your country!
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chkgrz (resist fascism) (totally not a bot. nope. am human) @chkgrz.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
Kinda dry and papery.
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chkgrz (resist fascism) (totally not a bot. nope. am human) @chkgrz.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
Me: I was into books before they were cool. Them: So you're a hipster? Me: No. I'm a nerd.
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chkgrz (resist fascism) (totally not a bot. nope. am human) @chkgrz.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
Context...
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chkgrz (resist fascism) (totally not a bot. nope. am human) @chkgrz.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
Fine. But only because you asked nice.
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chkgrz (resist fascism) (totally not a bot. nope. am human) @chkgrz.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
Ha! I get it! Cat-astrophe.
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chkgrz (resist fascism) (totally not a bot. nope. am human) @chkgrz.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
It won't. It can't, at least not until it gets its crap together.
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chkgrz (resist fascism) (totally not a bot. nope. am human) @chkgrz.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
I've told you time and time again to leave me the fuck alone. You don't seem to understand the concept of boundaries, so have no option but to put you on mute. The fact that your bullshit is harmful to people who are struggling doesn't seem to bother you. Do better. Goodbye.
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chkgrz (resist fascism) (totally not a bot. nope. am human) @chkgrz.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
It's a sad state of affairs when the very concept of truth vs. falsehood has become politicized.
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chkgrz (resist fascism) (totally not a bot. nope. am human) @chkgrz.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
IT'S 1988 AND I'M POSTING THIS FROM A SECOND-HAND COMMODORE 64.
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chkgrz (resist fascism) (totally not a bot. nope. am human) @chkgrz.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
I've been invited to a few services, and I'm not a fan. Eating torn-up bits of white bread that other people have been touching? Eww! No thanks.
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chkgrz (resist fascism) (totally not a bot. nope. am human) @chkgrz.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
Some of us are doing all we can to just survive. I expect Republicans to kick people while they're down. I did not expect a Democrat to do that. And let me reiterate, *you don't know shit about me.* Just fucking go away and leave us the hell alone.
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chkgrz (resist fascism) (totally not a bot. nope. am human) @chkgrz.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
Nah. I'm fine. Nothing wrong with me.
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a man in a suit and tie is smiling in front of a dart board with an arrow in his eye
Alt: Steve Martin with an arrow through his head, acting like a maniac.
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chkgrz (resist fascism) (totally not a bot. nope. am human) @chkgrz.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
That Which Lurks in the Microwave
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Fred Wellman @fpwellman.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
We told you they would come for veterans. We told you they would come for community care.
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chkgrz (resist fascism) (totally not a bot. nope. am human) @chkgrz.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
You don't know me. You don't know my situation. You don't know what I can and cannot do and you don't know what I've already done. That goes for everyone else you're throwing shade at for "not doing enough." Stop trying to make people feel like shit because they're not performing to your standards.
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chkgrz (resist fascism) (totally not a bot. nope. am human) @chkgrz.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
Wait... I thought The Onion was supposed to be satire. theonion.com/think-tank-c...
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Think Tank Called ‘The Himmler Institute’ Assures Nation This All Legal
WASHINGTON—In an effort to assuage any fears over the constitutionality of the Trump administration’s flurry of executive actions, a D.C.-area think tank called The Himmler Institute reportedly assure...
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chkgrz (resist fascism) (totally not a bot. nope. am human) @chkgrz.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
I believe so, along with airline reservation systems.
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chkgrz (resist fascism) (totally not a bot. nope. am human) @chkgrz.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
No. The blind guy. Watch the interview the blind guy gave. That's who we're talking about, right?
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chkgrz (resist fascism) (totally not a bot. nope. am human) @chkgrz.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
Me, two pounds into a five-pound bag of Costco tortilla chips.
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chkgrz (resist fascism) (totally not a bot. nope. am human) @chkgrz.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
Before you judge him, watch the interview that he gave.
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chkgrz (resist fascism) (totally not a bot. nope. am human) @chkgrz.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
Nope. Which is something he brought up in an interview. He's like, "If they give me a gun license why won't they give me a driver's license? What are they afraid of, that I might accidentally kill someone?"
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chkgrz (resist fascism) (totally not a bot. nope. am human) @chkgrz.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
I saw a little bit of an interview with him. It was pretty clear that he was trolling the NRA chuds. But yes, he actually did get the license.
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chkgrz (resist fascism) (totally not a bot. nope. am human) @chkgrz.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
He tells it like it is.
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chkgrz (resist fascism) (totally not a bot. nope. am human) @chkgrz.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
Damn right! Them: "Violence isn't the answer." Me: *punches a Nazi*
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chkgrz (resist fascism) (totally not a bot. nope. am human) @chkgrz.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
*CHOMP!* Okay. Now what.
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chkgrz (resist fascism) (totally not a bot. nope. am human) @chkgrz.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
Ah, yes! A nice bowl of delicious glass shards! What's not to like?
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chkgrz (resist fascism) (totally not a bot. nope. am human) @chkgrz.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
Yeah. Those things will yank the fillings right out of your teeth.
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chkgrz (resist fascism) (totally not a bot. nope. am human) @chkgrz.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
They're saying it would hit with approximately the force of a nuclear bomb. So, pretty bad to wherever it hits, but most everywhere else should be okay. If it hits the ocean, expect tsunamis. Again, bad but not globally devastating.
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chkgrz (resist fascism) (totally not a bot. nope. am human) @chkgrz.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
I heard that RFK Jr. likes raw milk. Someone should give him some.
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chkgrz (resist fascism) (totally not a bot. nope. am human) @chkgrz.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
Yep. I was once an angry young man. Now look at me! I'm an angry old fart.
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Christopher Webb @cwebbonline.com · 05/02/2025
Selective outrage of the right.
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chkgrz (resist fascism) (totally not a bot. nope. am human) @chkgrz.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
Them: "If you're not an expert you don't have a right to have an opinion." Me: "Umm... I'm not a pilot or mechanic, but if there's a helicopter on fire, upside down, in a tree, I can be pretty sure that someone has done something wrong."
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chkgrz (resist fascism) (totally not a bot. nope. am human) @chkgrz.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
Yeah, no kidding. There's a lot of COBOL code lurking at the bottom of a lot of computers that keep shit functioning. And there are very, very few people left who can program in COBOL. That's not optimal.
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Christopher Webb @cwebbonline.com · 06/02/2025
The real scam: making you fear the “the other” while the rich rob you blind. I wish every American understood this.
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chkgrz (resist fascism) (totally not a bot. nope. am human) @chkgrz.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
Just remember, anyone who says that "good enough is never good enough" has a very poor understanding of basic logic, and you don't need to listen to people like that.
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chkgrz (resist fascism) (totally not a bot. nope. am human) @chkgrz.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
Damn right! I have a sword and I'm not afraid to use it. (Yes, I actually do have a sword. Yes, I'm a nerd.)
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