chkgrz (resist fascism) (totally not a bot. nope. am human) @chkgrz.bsky.social · 08/08/2026"YouTube" implies the existence of "MeTube." 000
chkgrz (resist fascism) (totally not a bot. nope. am human) @chkgrz.bsky.social · 24/02/2025Well, I think it's time to log off the Internet and play solitaire Scrabble or something. This has filled my daily allotment of stupidity. I swear, MAGA must have fallen out of the Idiot Tree and hit every branch on the way down. 030
chkgrz (resist fascism) (totally not a bot. nope. am human) @chkgrz.bsky.social · 24/02/2025That's why I usually get a gigantic sub sandwich and a quart of yogurt (Greek-style, honey, to be exact). 000
chkgrz (resist fascism) (totally not a bot. nope. am human) @chkgrz.bsky.social · 24/02/2025Is that what kids these days are calling it? 000
Reposted by chkgrz (resist fascism) (totally not a bot. nope. am human)nora "the tea kobold" rude (they/them ze/hir) @nora.zone · 24/02/2025wait is cookie monster god 1015813
chkgrz (resist fascism) (totally not a bot. nope. am human) @chkgrz.bsky.social · 24/02/2025I had five cookies today. To my shame, I forgot to devote them to Cookie Monster. 000
chkgrz (resist fascism) (totally not a bot. nope. am human) @chkgrz.bsky.social · 24/02/2025Not exactly. He's one of the Eternal Champions. Specifically, the Eternal Champion of Devouring Cookies. (Yes, I know I'm butchering Michael Moorcock canon. No, I don't care.) 000
Reposted by chkgrz (resist fascism) (totally not a bot. nope. am human)Sandieglo @sandieglo.bsky.social · 24/02/2025 123105972006
chkgrz (resist fascism) (totally not a bot. nope. am human) @chkgrz.bsky.social · 24/02/2025I figured out why Trump likes Dan Bongino.media.tenor.comdonald trump is giving a speech at a podium in front of american flagsALT: donald trump is giving a speech at a podium in front of american flags 0111
chkgrz (resist fascism) (totally not a bot. nope. am human) @chkgrz.bsky.social · 24/02/2025Cornholio is twice as smart and three times as competent as anyone in the Trump Administration. My apologies to Cornholio, but he really isn't that smart. 060
chkgrz (resist fascism) (totally not a bot. nope. am human) @chkgrz.bsky.social · 24/02/2025There is Elvis, the King of Rock and Roll. There is Michael Jackson, the King of Pop. There is Stephen King. And there is Ash Williams (Hail to the King, Baby!). Those are the only kings I recognize in America. And the only Emperor is Emperor Norton. Long may his memory bless San Francisco. 010
chkgrz (resist fascism) (totally not a bot. nope. am human) @chkgrz.bsky.social · 24/02/2025How dare you, sir! Oingo Boingo freaking rules! 120
chkgrz (resist fascism) (totally not a bot. nope. am human) @chkgrz.bsky.social · 24/02/2025To be fair though, breaking down an crying is an appropriate response to what Trump is doing to America. Other appropriate responses include forcefully making Trump eat his own goddam cake. 000
Reposted by chkgrz (resist fascism) (totally not a bot. nope. am human)KatOtis! @kat-otis.bsky.social · 24/02/2025We. Are. Here. Don't be timid about defending your country! 0125
chkgrz (resist fascism) (totally not a bot. nope. am human) @chkgrz.bsky.social · 24/02/2025Kinda dry and papery. 010
chkgrz (resist fascism) (totally not a bot. nope. am human) @chkgrz.bsky.social · 24/02/2025Me: I was into books before they were cool. Them: So you're a hipster? Me: No. I'm a nerd. 000
chkgrz (resist fascism) (totally not a bot. nope. am human) @chkgrz.bsky.social · 24/02/2025Context... 120
chkgrz (resist fascism) (totally not a bot. nope. am human) @chkgrz.bsky.social · 24/02/2025Fine. But only because you asked nice. 110
chkgrz (resist fascism) (totally not a bot. nope. am human) @chkgrz.bsky.social · 24/02/2025Ha! I get it! Cat-astrophe. 000
chkgrz (resist fascism) (totally not a bot. nope. am human) @chkgrz.bsky.social · 24/02/2025It won't. It can't, at least not until it gets its crap together. 010
chkgrz (resist fascism) (totally not a bot. nope. am human) @chkgrz.bsky.social · 12/02/2025I've told you time and time again to leave me the fuck alone. You don't seem to understand the concept of boundaries, so have no option but to put you on mute. The fact that your bullshit is harmful to people who are struggling doesn't seem to bother you. Do better. Goodbye. 100
chkgrz (resist fascism) (totally not a bot. nope. am human) @chkgrz.bsky.social · 12/02/2025It's a sad state of affairs when the very concept of truth vs. falsehood has become politicized. 010
chkgrz (resist fascism) (totally not a bot. nope. am human) @chkgrz.bsky.social · 10/02/2025IT'S 1988 AND I'M POSTING THIS FROM A SECOND-HAND COMMODORE 64. 151
chkgrz (resist fascism) (totally not a bot. nope. am human) @chkgrz.bsky.social · 10/02/2025I've been invited to a few services, and I'm not a fan. Eating torn-up bits of white bread that other people have been touching? Eww! No thanks. 010
chkgrz (resist fascism) (totally not a bot. nope. am human) @chkgrz.bsky.social · 10/02/2025Some of us are doing all we can to just survive. I expect Republicans to kick people while they're down. I did not expect a Democrat to do that. And let me reiterate, *you don't know shit about me.* Just fucking go away and leave us the hell alone. 200
chkgrz (resist fascism) (totally not a bot. nope. am human) @chkgrz.bsky.social · 07/02/2025Nah. I'm fine. Nothing wrong with me.media.tenor.coma man in a suit and tie is smiling in front of a dart board with an arrow in his eyeAlt: Steve Martin with an arrow through his head, acting like a maniac. 000
chkgrz (resist fascism) (totally not a bot. nope. am human) @chkgrz.bsky.social · 07/02/2025That Which Lurks in the Microwave 010
Reposted by chkgrz (resist fascism) (totally not a bot. nope. am human)Fred Wellman @fpwellman.bsky.social · 06/02/2025We told you they would come for veterans. We told you they would come for community care. 21255242085
chkgrz (resist fascism) (totally not a bot. nope. am human) @chkgrz.bsky.social · 07/02/2025You don't know me. You don't know my situation. You don't know what I can and cannot do and you don't know what I've already done. That goes for everyone else you're throwing shade at for "not doing enough." Stop trying to make people feel like shit because they're not performing to your standards. 100
chkgrz (resist fascism) (totally not a bot. nope. am human) @chkgrz.bsky.social · 07/02/2025Wait... I thought The Onion was supposed to be satire. theonion.com/think-tank-c...theonion.comThink Tank Called ‘The Himmler Institute’ Assures Nation This All LegalWASHINGTON—In an effort to assuage any fears over the constitutionality of the Trump administration’s flurry of executive actions, a D.C.-area think tank called The Himmler Institute reportedly assure... 020
chkgrz (resist fascism) (totally not a bot. nope. am human) @chkgrz.bsky.social · 06/02/2025I believe so, along with airline reservation systems. 000
chkgrz (resist fascism) (totally not a bot. nope. am human) @chkgrz.bsky.social · 06/02/2025No. The blind guy. Watch the interview the blind guy gave. That's who we're talking about, right? 011
chkgrz (resist fascism) (totally not a bot. nope. am human) @chkgrz.bsky.social · 06/02/2025Me, two pounds into a five-pound bag of Costco tortilla chips. 020
chkgrz (resist fascism) (totally not a bot. nope. am human) @chkgrz.bsky.social · 06/02/2025Before you judge him, watch the interview that he gave. 000
chkgrz (resist fascism) (totally not a bot. nope. am human) @chkgrz.bsky.social · 06/02/2025Nope. Which is something he brought up in an interview. He's like, "If they give me a gun license why won't they give me a driver's license? What are they afraid of, that I might accidentally kill someone?" 030
chkgrz (resist fascism) (totally not a bot. nope. am human) @chkgrz.bsky.social · 06/02/2025I saw a little bit of an interview with him. It was pretty clear that he was trolling the NRA chuds. But yes, he actually did get the license. 111
chkgrz (resist fascism) (totally not a bot. nope. am human) @chkgrz.bsky.social · 06/02/2025He tells it like it is. 000
chkgrz (resist fascism) (totally not a bot. nope. am human) @chkgrz.bsky.social · 06/02/2025Damn right! Them: "Violence isn't the answer." Me: *punches a Nazi* 010
chkgrz (resist fascism) (totally not a bot. nope. am human) @chkgrz.bsky.social · 06/02/2025*CHOMP!* Okay. Now what. 000
chkgrz (resist fascism) (totally not a bot. nope. am human) @chkgrz.bsky.social · 06/02/2025Ah, yes! A nice bowl of delicious glass shards! What's not to like? 000
chkgrz (resist fascism) (totally not a bot. nope. am human) @chkgrz.bsky.social · 06/02/2025Yeah. Those things will yank the fillings right out of your teeth. 000
chkgrz (resist fascism) (totally not a bot. nope. am human) @chkgrz.bsky.social · 06/02/2025They're saying it would hit with approximately the force of a nuclear bomb. So, pretty bad to wherever it hits, but most everywhere else should be okay. If it hits the ocean, expect tsunamis. Again, bad but not globally devastating. 000
chkgrz (resist fascism) (totally not a bot. nope. am human) @chkgrz.bsky.social · 06/02/2025I heard that RFK Jr. likes raw milk. Someone should give him some. 000
chkgrz (resist fascism) (totally not a bot. nope. am human) @chkgrz.bsky.social · 06/02/2025Yep. I was once an angry young man. Now look at me! I'm an angry old fart. 010
Reposted by chkgrz (resist fascism) (totally not a bot. nope. am human)Christopher Webb @cwebbonline.com · 05/02/2025Selective outrage of the right. 504255247417
chkgrz (resist fascism) (totally not a bot. nope. am human) @chkgrz.bsky.social · 06/02/2025Them: "If you're not an expert you don't have a right to have an opinion." Me: "Umm... I'm not a pilot or mechanic, but if there's a helicopter on fire, upside down, in a tree, I can be pretty sure that someone has done something wrong." 010
chkgrz (resist fascism) (totally not a bot. nope. am human) @chkgrz.bsky.social · 06/02/2025Yeah, no kidding. There's a lot of COBOL code lurking at the bottom of a lot of computers that keep shit functioning. And there are very, very few people left who can program in COBOL. That's not optimal. 120
Reposted by chkgrz (resist fascism) (totally not a bot. nope. am human)Christopher Webb @cwebbonline.com · 06/02/2025The real scam: making you fear the “the other” while the rich rob you blind. I wish every American understood this. 6013636310775
chkgrz (resist fascism) (totally not a bot. nope. am human) @chkgrz.bsky.social · 06/02/2025Just remember, anyone who says that "good enough is never good enough" has a very poor understanding of basic logic, and you don't need to listen to people like that. 010
chkgrz (resist fascism) (totally not a bot. nope. am human) @chkgrz.bsky.social · 06/02/2025Damn right! I have a sword and I'm not afraid to use it. (Yes, I actually do have a sword. Yes, I'm a nerd.) 000