Dermot Ward @chizmund.bsky.social · 29/08/2026Jacquet’s nickname should be St. Peter, because he keeps denying Jesus #LFC 010
Dermot Ward @chizmund.bsky.social · 19/07/2026What’s the Spanish for “lingering like a stale fart?” 0132
Dermot Ward @chizmund.bsky.social · 19/07/2026A culture that needs a halftime show to enjoy sport is a failure #WorldCup 2101
Dermot Ward @chizmund.bsky.social · 27/04/2026Biopic = biographical picture Pronounced “bio-pic” The pronunciation “bi-opic” only persists because the words BIOPSY and MYOPIC exist Bio. Pic. 3151
Dermot Ward @chizmund.bsky.social · 13/04/2026Yeah, it’s mental and blasphemous and yadda yadda yadda, but… Is that the WITCH-KING OF ANGMAR?! 1102
Dermot Ward @chizmund.bsky.social · 05/04/2026Thank god they’ve never elected an overly-emotional woman 1122
Dermot Ward @chizmund.bsky.social · 04/04/2026“My dearest Betsy, I long for the day when I can once again watch a Liverpool match and not have to endure the inane ramblings of ‘Fletch’ and Ally McCoist. Though I fear that day may never come…” 020
Dermot Ward @chizmund.bsky.social · 19/02/2026When you realise you’re gonna be reunited in hell soon 091
Dermot Ward @chizmund.bsky.social · 19/01/2026Look, I’m the furthest thing from an expert in geopolitics, but I truly believe there wouldn’t be tension between the US and Europe right now if Hugh Grant had simply let Billy Bob Thornton have Martine McCutcheon. 130
Dermot Ward @chizmund.bsky.social · 17/01/2026If I were Denmark, I’d simply sell Greenland to Trump for the low, low price of $1 and the Epstein Files 0121
Dermot Ward @chizmund.bsky.social · 15/01/2026If he’s going to take this action, I wish he’d follow the school’s motto and at least shut the fuck up while he’s there 031
Dermot Ward @chizmund.bsky.social · 14/01/2026So we’re just going to ignore the fact that the opening credit sequence in Marty Supreme is clearly an homage to Look Who’s Talking? 150
Reposted by Dermot WardCarry On, Spooky Arc 🍉 @arcadiaego.bsky.social · 08/01/2026People literally not being able to accept reality because a show didn't do what they want (wants often based on ignoring the source material) is representative of something idk. 3127
Dermot Ward @chizmund.bsky.social · 16/11/2025Troy Parrott’s winning goal with the National Anthem playing over it #COYBIG 0283
Dermot Ward @chizmund.bsky.social · 30/08/2025It’s the hope that kills you… Quick, someone give him hope! 1230
Dermot Ward @chizmund.bsky.social · 30/08/2025No. It can’t end like this. Not like this. I wanted it to be on camera. Or at least in public. And because he couldn’t stop shitting himself or something. 1328430
Dermot Ward @chizmund.bsky.social · 01/07/2025Apologies in advance, but I’ve just learned that DAZN is pronounced “Da Zone,” and will now be punching every person I see until I find whoever’s responsible 1112
Dermot Ward @chizmund.bsky.social · 29/06/2025I bet there’s some very confused people wandering around Glastonbury right now wondering why Bob Dylan is so against IVF 1276
Dermot Ward @chizmund.bsky.social · 28/06/2025Because it wouldn’t be #Pride without a straight trying to hijack it and make it all about them 🩷❤️🧡💛💚🩵💙💜 3150
Dermot Ward @chizmund.bsky.social · 21/06/2025Summer solstice. The longest day of the year. Still this bright at 10:50pm in Athlone. Magical. Also a reminder that it’s nothing but darkness and misery to look forward to for the rest of 2025, so strap in, fuckers! 0151
Dermot Ward @chizmund.bsky.social · 21/06/2025Just the mere *possibility* that Patton Oswalt may have clicked through to my profile from this post and decided *against* following me…? My already significant admiration for the man has quadrupled 0150
Dermot Ward @chizmund.bsky.social · 20/06/2025Gonna celebrate the 50th anniversary of Jaws today by watching it with a pint of wine 2565293433
Dermot Ward @chizmund.bsky.social · 18/06/2025I beg your pardon, New York Times Crossword compiler?! 1121
Dermot Ward @chizmund.bsky.social · 12/06/2025[the girl from that meme while watching Fight Club and Brad Pitt shows up] Ehrmagerd! It’s 040
Dermot Ward @chizmund.bsky.social · 11/06/2025Hhhhnnnnggggghhhh boxofficega.me June 30, 1989 ✅ 200 ✅ 200 ✅ 135 ✅ 200 ✅ 200 ➕ 200 🏆 1135 020
Dermot Ward @chizmund.bsky.social · 05/06/2025If one of them sticks their dick in a dead pig’s head, I’m going back to Twitter full-time 390
Dermot Ward @chizmund.bsky.social · 03/06/2025WTF is ending Marc Maron has often spoken of a fantasy about moving to Ireland Joe Duffy is retiring ipso facto LIVELINE WITH MARC MARON 2328
Reposted by Dermot Wardanliathanach.bsky.social @anliathanach.bsky.social · 22/05/2025He would batter every one involved in making this. 109723
Dermot Ward @chizmund.bsky.social · 08/05/2025The Chicago Pope Looking forward to hearing him say DAAAAAAAAAA PRAYERS 3279
Dermot Ward @chizmund.bsky.social · 03/05/2025Wordle 1,414 2/6 ⬜⬜🟨🟨⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Considering today’s word, this is better than the time I got MOIST on the first go 2120
Dermot Ward @chizmund.bsky.social · 01/05/2025Like, I understand this behaviour when the person in charge has a history of having people murdered if they don’t please him But these pathetic fucks are debasing themselves to avoid getting a weak-as-dogshit nickname 2253
Dermot Ward @chizmund.bsky.social · 23/04/2025Thought Ronnie O’Sullivan was playing against yer wan from Final Destination and Varsity Blues for a second 021
