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Caribbean soul Intrepid navigator Polyglot Feminist refugee mentor/grandpa

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chitobandito.bsky.social @chitobandito.bsky.social · 13h
These idiots accidently acquired enough money to buy the whole planet, and instead of using it to end world hunger they are betting that they can upload their essence into data centers and live forever (digitally).
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chitobandito.bsky.social @chitobandito.bsky.social · 15h
Public executions are the norm for terrorist regimes.
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chitobandito.bsky.social @chitobandito.bsky.social · 17h
This was the real purpose of Putin's diesel deal. Putin actually has no spare diesel to send to America, but he got Trump to officially and publicly side with Russia, our arch-enemy, against Ukraine, our ally
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chitobandito.bsky.social @chitobandito.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Russia is suffering an acute shortage of fuel. This "deal" is smoke in mirrors, a PR coup by Putin, getting trump to announce his betrayal of our ally, Ukraine.
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chitobandito.bsky.social @chitobandito.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
It's what terrorist regime do...
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chitobandito.bsky.social @chitobandito.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
How can Putin export fuel when he doesn't have enough for his own troops attacking Ukraine.
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chitobandito.bsky.social @chitobandito.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
He just bought his way out of jail, and already he wants to be our monarch.
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chitobandito.bsky.social @chitobandito.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
It would be cheaper to stop and search the boats, but then they'd have to let them go if they're just fishermen, and they couldn't make up sensational stories about the crew or the cargo.
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chitobandito.bsky.social @chitobandito.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Kushner and Witkoff collaborating with our enemies against our allies is treason.
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chitobandito.bsky.social @chitobandito.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
If they succeed in instituting a "Christian" government, what denomination will govern? Catholics are the most numerous, then the many Pentecostal sects, if they could ever agree on anything. In England it was the Anglicans. They persecuted all the non-Anglican Christians.
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chitobandito.bsky.social @chitobandito.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Leg muscle atrophy, an end-of-life issue. But he was already knock-knee'd and had bird legs.
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chitobandito.bsky.social @chitobandito.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Why doesn't Hegseth have a military haircut? The cut of his suit reminds me so much of Randy Rainbow.
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chitobandito.bsky.social @chitobandito.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Hegseth's tailor dunked on him with that totally Randy Rainbow suit.
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chitobandito.bsky.social @chitobandito.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
True confession. "Out of the abundance of the heart, the mouth speaks."
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chitobandito.bsky.social @chitobandito.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
ACA has kept me alive. Chemo is expensive. ACA prevents health insurance companies from cancelling your policy if you get sick, which they used to do routinely before ACA.
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chitobandito.bsky.social @chitobandito.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Fuck these people. LGBTQ rights are human rights.
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chitobandito.bsky.social @chitobandito.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Censoring children does not seem like a sustainable PR strategy.
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chitobandito.bsky.social @chitobandito.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
How much money must these people have if their budget items include "$158M to pimp"
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chitobandito.bsky.social @chitobandito.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
If certain questions or answers are blocked, it's not AI anymore. Maybe call it AP? (Artificial Propaganda)
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chitobandito.bsky.social @chitobandito.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
If his election tampering and tech billionaire hacking don't sway the election his way, he thinks he can stay in power by force.
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chitobandito.bsky.social @chitobandito.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Supervillains are real now
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chitobandito.bsky.social @chitobandito.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
They have this 'pump & dump' scheme down to a routine. Or is it "buy the rumor, sell the news."
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chitobandito.bsky.social @chitobandito.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
We used to have a Constitution to prevent either party from militarizing the polls.
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chitobandito.bsky.social @chitobandito.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
What office is he running for?
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chitobandito.bsky.social @chitobandito.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
If they can do that, hacking into our bank accounts should be easy.
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chitobandito.bsky.social @chitobandito.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
For health insurance math to work, the majority of subscribers need to be healthy and not file claims. That's how insurance works.
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chitobandito.bsky.social @chitobandito.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
If Trump's(Putin's) goal was to put a few more nails in the coffin of US manufacturing, Trump's strategy did not fail.
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chitobandito.bsky.social @chitobandito.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Trying to blame Ukraine for the trump slump? Sounds Putin-esque.
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chitobandito.bsky.social @chitobandito.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Actually the 2nd amendment language about states' right to their own militias was a concession to slavers, who were worried that federal government would abolish slavery. They wanted to make sure they could still have slave patrol militias to terrorize Black people.
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chitobandito.bsky.social @chitobandito.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
He's already casually mentioned that he might destroy the world. In reference to AI he said "I'm more likely to destroy the world than AI is."
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chitobandito.bsky.social @chitobandito.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Trump's family members are making millions off the presidency. They're not going to be in favor of removal under Article 25. Natalie will still be broke when he's gone.
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chitobandito.bsky.social @chitobandito.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I've had insurance on my house for 34 years, and have never made a claim. Should I worry about getting cancelled because I "don't use my insurance"? Or just be glad the house has never burned down?
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chitobandito.bsky.social @chitobandito.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Melania has more experience managing this dementia patient, but even she could barely steer him to stay on the red carpet.
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chitobandito.bsky.social @chitobandito.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Did you ever read "The Westies: inside NY's Irish mob," by journalist T.J. English, about the rise and fall of the group of murderous Irish youth who ruled Hell's Kitchen, Manhattan from the 60s to the 80s?
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chitobandito.bsky.social @chitobandito.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Oceanses... Interestses... Dementia is a terrible thing.
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chitobandito.bsky.social @chitobandito.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
He pushed Melania off the carpet
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chitobandito.bsky.social @chitobandito.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Documents in different languages is not a valid reason to delay releasing them. We need to translate them ourselves anyway, we can't trust Blanche's slanted translations.
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chitobandito.bsky.social @chitobandito.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
So Oz thinks healthy people don't need health insurance? How can he not know how insurance works?
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chitobandito.bsky.social @chitobandito.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Does Converse actually have a strategy to expand sales to the racist market, if there is such a thing? Or was it a lone racist working for an ad agency that snuck this ad into the mix? Either way, Converse is now dead and stinkin'.
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chitobandito.bsky.social @chitobandito.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Thanks for the review! I'm halfway through the book, and thoroughly terrified about these supervillains who are buying our elections and politicians. They already own the WH, Congress, SCOTUS, MSM, DOJ, DOD, and ICE secret police, I hope our votes still count...
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chitobandito.bsky.social @chitobandito.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
This announcement is not really about autism, it's about keeping the Epstein Files out of the news for one more day.
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chitobandito.bsky.social @chitobandito.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
To them, people voting is a threat.
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chitobandito.bsky.social @chitobandito.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Somebody produced that glossy flyer promoting demolition of the Kennedy Center to lobby Trump. Somebody who hates JFK's legacy. A racist, fascist, billionaire perhaps? That doesn't narrow it down much, we have a bunch of them.
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chitobandito.bsky.social @chitobandito.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Is he talking about eliminating "no wake zones" in harbors and inland waterways? Their purpose is usually to prevent damage to marinas or private docks, or the boats moored there.
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chitobandito.bsky.social @chitobandito.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Among crooks, successful crooks get a lot of respect. Money is the great justifier. More money, more street cred.
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chitobandito.bsky.social @chitobandito.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Supervillain Musk never rests from his mission to destroy America.
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chitobandito.bsky.social @chitobandito.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I'm still waiting for the $2,000 we were each supposed to get from the Trump tariffs...
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chitobandito.bsky.social @chitobandito.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Rick Scott... Isn't he the guy who committed the biggest welfare fraud in history? and got away with it?
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chitobandito.bsky.social @chitobandito.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
If China is lobbying for U.S. civil rights, that's fine with me.
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chitobandito.bsky.social @chitobandito.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Issue the arrest warrant and send the marshals to cuff him! If there's any shred of law left in this country.
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