chippermunkttv.bsky.social @chippermunkttv.bsky.social · 16/05/2026Multiple friends are cooking my recipe this weekend just because they want to eat it and I fear my ego will never recover. 010
chippermunkttv.bsky.social @chippermunkttv.bsky.social · 05/05/2026Can someone explain to me like I’m 5 why we have to hand wind bobbins and sewing machines can’t just be designed to use the a spool of thread as a bobbin? Or have bobbins hold as much as a spool of thread? 000
chippermunkttv.bsky.social @chippermunkttv.bsky.social · 11/03/2026@crunchyroll.com this is the third time this month a new episode for an anime has dropped without English subtitles or audio track, even if every other episode of the show has both. I’m not sure where “Bahasa Melayu” is spoken, but it’s not in my living room. 000
chippermunkttv.bsky.social @chippermunkttv.bsky.social · 03/03/2026No one told me adulthood is just a drawn out Cold War with your dog over who gets to curl up in the corner spot on the new sectional 000
chippermunkttv.bsky.social @chippermunkttv.bsky.social · 20/02/2026Realized tonight that I’ve watched three separate shows this month that could be described by the question “does he know he has a boyfriend? I feel like someone should tell him” 000
chippermunkttv.bsky.social @chippermunkttv.bsky.social · 14/02/2026“What are you up to this Valentine’s Day?” Oh just the traditional celebration: watching the entirety of David and Patrick’s love story arc on Schitt’s Creek. The usual. 🤷♀️ 030
chippermunkttv.bsky.social @chippermunkttv.bsky.social · 02/02/2026Buying a new phone case, also known as having an existential crisis. Do I want French toile skeletons in a graveyard? Pink cowgirls? Neon cherries? Who am I ? 010
chippermunkttv.bsky.social @chippermunkttv.bsky.social · 26/01/2026Absolutely not one person on the entire Heated Rivalry production has been to Tampa before in their life. 031
chippermunkttv.bsky.social @chippermunkttv.bsky.social · 21/01/2026Getting into anime means texting your friends, “what do you MEAN bottoming is the only form of first aid in this world? What if grandma needs medical attention?” 020
chippermunkttv.bsky.social @chippermunkttv.bsky.social · 17/01/2026Watching JJK is just like, “huh. The pretty man is talking about imaginary numbers and apples again,” and wishing I was smart enough to know what’s going on. 020
chippermunkttv.bsky.social @chippermunkttv.bsky.social · 17/01/2026My esthetician (the angel) ended the service with a pheromone oil with musk and sandalwood so I would smell all hot and sexy when I left her studio. I didn’t have the heart to tell her I was about to go home, put my hair in rollers, and knit. 120
chippermunkttv.bsky.social @chippermunkttv.bsky.social · 11/01/2026Wine drunk watching AOT S4 is a trip because everything is pain but also he’s just over here making bad choices in a slutty little man bun. 010
chippermunkttv.bsky.social @chippermunkttv.bsky.social · 05/01/2026Reading a popular fantasy series and didn’t realize the character they were describing was the MMC… so he’s now forever engrained in my brain as looking like Delightful Derrick 000
chippermunkttv.bsky.social @chippermunkttv.bsky.social · 03/01/2026Sisterhood is live tweeting your friend while reading her favorite book after half a bottle of wine “Is his cloak color important bc she’s brought it up 6 times now? It’s red, we get it.” 000
chippermunkttv.bsky.social @chippermunkttv.bsky.social · 28/12/2025The closed captioning for Attack on Titan on Crunchyroll keeps calling them “Aaron” and “Mika, sir” and I am going to scream. 000
chippermunkttv.bsky.social @chippermunkttv.bsky.social · 06/12/2025It’s December 5th and I’m already considering hoarding the holiday ginger ale 030
chippermunkttv.bsky.social @chippermunkttv.bsky.social · 30/11/2025I sure don’t understand what’s going on in this show where 98% of dialogue is people explaining exactly what’s going on. #jujutsukaisenmedia.tenor.coma cartoon of a man holding a glowing object with the words never to be written below himALT: a cartoon of a man holding a glowing object with the words never to be written below him 010
chippermunkttv.bsky.social @chippermunkttv.bsky.social · 21/11/2025Working on a novel is hard bc when you’re tired you think “I should go to bed and read that book” And then you realize it doesn’t exist and if you want to know what happens next you gotta figure out what happens next on your own. 010
chippermunkttv.bsky.social @chippermunkttv.bsky.social · 12/11/2025Discovered I have access to my medical charts and I like hurting my own feelings. Not one “patient was pleasant” but they did make sure they included “patient appears well nourished” 🙃 000
chippermunkttv.bsky.social @chippermunkttv.bsky.social · 09/11/2025Best part of being single? No one to judge your weird culinary concoctions that make sense to no one but feed your soul 030
chippermunkttv.bsky.social @chippermunkttv.bsky.social · 31/10/2025Got a soft spot for a bev and a boy that’s groovy 🪩 030
chippermunkttv.bsky.social @chippermunkttv.bsky.social · 18/10/2025Why do I always find a recipe I can’t WAIT to cook right after I do a full grocery shop for another meal? 020
chippermunkttv.bsky.social @chippermunkttv.bsky.social · 16/10/2025As a former culinary “gifted kid”… the fact that I actually kind of love my trendy, pretty, *nonstick* pan is giving me the ick. 020
chippermunkttv.bsky.social @chippermunkttv.bsky.social · 13/10/2025Hello, my friends I’ve made the difficult decision to sunset my twitch channel. I will still be around as a viewer, but in light of everything going on in the world, it’s better for my mental health and happiness to take the responsibility of streaming out of the mix. With all my love, Chip 💕 140
chippermunkttv.bsky.social @chippermunkttv.bsky.social · 30/09/2025Asking for a friend, how does one carry a handbag (handles too short for your shoulder, designed to be held in the crook of your arm) without looking like a snob/raging jerk? 040
chippermunkttv.bsky.social @chippermunkttv.bsky.social · 30/09/2025I just want to talk to whoever told denim manufacturers that a half dozen buttons were better than a zipper. I just want to pee, not have my own personal escape room. 020
chippermunkttv.bsky.social @chippermunkttv.bsky.social · 26/09/2025Do you ever just think about muppet vision 3d and get sad? 010
chippermunkttv.bsky.social @chippermunkttv.bsky.social · 23/09/2025Almost called out of work sick today… got asked to present in 3 meetings so I worked late instead 🙃 000
chippermunkttv.bsky.social @chippermunkttv.bsky.social · 23/09/2025Did Southwest actually think it was a great advertising move to say that in their new extra leg room seats ($$) you can *checks notes* cross your legs comfortably? 110
chippermunkttv.bsky.social @chippermunkttv.bsky.social · 22/09/2025exhausted, laid down for a nap Heart racing, can’t fall asleep Still exhausted, made a cup of coffee Now exhausted with 2x the heart flutters 010
chippermunkttv.bsky.social @chippermunkttv.bsky.social · 16/09/2025Ok it’s been 20 mins I think we’re good. Resume your normal activities folks. Sometimes I wonder how my OCD went undiagnosed this long 😂 020
chippermunkttv.bsky.social @chippermunkttv.bsky.social · 16/09/2025Did learning about the Tylenol murders mess anyone else up? Because I noticed the cardboard box my moisturizer came in was opened when I left the store. This definitely isn’t a post to make sure if I die from arsenic poisoning you know why. Nope. That would be silly. 020
chippermunkttv.bsky.social @chippermunkttv.bsky.social · 15/09/2025I think the issue lies in the difference between reality and dream logic 😅. It was a fine line half sleeve of white hydrangeas and their leaves, but it was ethereal and bright. The hydrangea tattoos I have found seem like if they are detailed enough there’s too much ink to read as fluffy and light. 130
chippermunkttv.bsky.social @chippermunkttv.bsky.social · 15/09/2025The design for my next tattoo came to me in a dream and now I can’t find a single example photo online even close to what I’m thinking it would be like and i hate all the photos I *can* find 😂 120
chippermunkttv.bsky.social @chippermunkttv.bsky.social · 13/09/2025Forever mourning the fact that there is no legal way for me to play Jurassic Park: Operation Genesis without rolling the dice on buying a 22 year old used cd rom and hoping it works. 010
chippermunkttv.bsky.social @chippermunkttv.bsky.social · 13/09/2025I refuse to be even slightly chill when talking about my beloved Asset 87 and you can interact with the Jurassic Park IP with me at your own risk 010
chippermunkttv.bsky.social @chippermunkttv.bsky.social · 09/09/2025Very much that. Like thank you for deigning to match with me, oh grand one. You wanna say hello or…? 010
chippermunkttv.bsky.social @chippermunkttv.bsky.social · 09/09/2025If you match with me on hinge, the onus is on you to use your words. Don’t match with me and then send the auto prompt “start the conversation with Jeremiah” - I will not; it’s your turn. 120
chippermunkttv.bsky.social @chippermunkttv.bsky.social · 21/08/2025Uh oh! All of my emotes have mysteriously vanished. Don’t worry - I’m on the case! 010
chippermunkttv.bsky.social @chippermunkttv.bsky.social · 12/08/2025Talking about living with intention and creating small moments of luxury in my day to day: “what can I say, I’m good at caring for myself” My friend: “girl, when did you last drink water?” 010
chippermunkttv.bsky.social @chippermunkttv.bsky.social · 08/08/2025Welp. I exploded a Coke Zero all over myself + my chair, said “oh phooey” out loud (sadly unironically), and then flawlessly whipped out a wet wipe and tide pen to clean up the mess… Think I’m still giving hot and unbothered? 210
chippermunkttv.bsky.social @chippermunkttv.bsky.social · 08/08/2025I’m cool and mysterious and a pretty bi man will fall in love with me at the airport today. Putting it out in the universe. ✈️ 110
chippermunkttv.bsky.social @chippermunkttv.bsky.social · 30/07/2025I’m not a hipster until my favorite perfume goes viral on tiktok and I’m like “noooo that’s my ✨signature scent✨ stop making it mainstream” 020
chippermunkttv.bsky.social @chippermunkttv.bsky.social · 30/07/2025Why does my food slap so much harder when I’m only cooking for myself? Y’all I swear I can cook I just have anxiety. 010
chippermunkttv.bsky.social @chippermunkttv.bsky.social · 28/07/2025To the UX designers at Google calendar: sometimes I do more than one thing at once. Please allow me to check off more than one task without a 60 second cooldown. This is obnoxious 020
chippermunkttv.bsky.social @chippermunkttv.bsky.social · 24/07/2025Doing some little chipmunk doodles tonight, playing with a new style. What do we think? 020
chippermunkttv.bsky.social @chippermunkttv.bsky.social · 15/07/2025Spent my whole morning workout trying to keep a baby frog with a death wish out of the pool, because my life wasn’t weird enough. 020
chippermunkttv.bsky.social @chippermunkttv.bsky.social · 12/07/2025I wish I was a little bit taller; I wish I was a baller; I wish I had a girl who looked good, I would call her 120
chippermunkttv.bsky.social @chippermunkttv.bsky.social · 12/07/2025Sometimes I just want to tell the people of the internet that the word they’re looking for was “bawling” - you were not “full on balling” while watching Old Yeller. 110
chippermunkttv.bsky.social @chippermunkttv.bsky.social · 11/07/2025Idk what y’all are on about that was a solid Jurassic movie, and does that T rex need a cuddle? 030
