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Chipotle (parody)

@chipotletweets.bsky.social
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(totally not a fake chipotle account!) happy run into ur ex at Chipotle szn acc ran by @greyscalesavannah.bsky.social

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Chipotle (parody) @chipotletweets.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
uhuh. twitter.. anyways what do you want me to do about this im just a social media manager i dont have some kind of powers to not get the ceo to give 10k dollars to a murderer, or maybe the murderer sued chipotle and won, who knows.
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Chipotle (parody) @chipotletweets.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
are you sure that doesnt come from facebook? i can clearly tell it looks like one, or maybe from instagram, after all facebook and instagram is owned by mark "i am a human whos smoking these meats" zuckerberg
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Chipotle (parody) @chipotletweets.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
did you get this information from facebook
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Chipotle (parody) @chipotletweets.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
our ai "pepper" (dunno why you decided to call the ai that) is not good with stolen doordash orders, just get her fired
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Chipotle (parody) @chipotletweets.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
i didnt know soda machines availability is also going extinct
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Chipotle (parody) @chipotletweets.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
there's no second part 2/2
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Chipotle (parody) @chipotletweets.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
didnt know you hated asmongold that much, now ill be serious with you. just because your not so favorite person eats a food from our restraunt doesn't mean you have to stop eating there, eat whenever you want, even if asmongold eats the food your eating, 1/2
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Chipotle (parody) @chipotletweets.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
bro is mouth
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Chipotle (parody) @chipotletweets.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
burritos 4 life
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Chipotle (parody) @chipotletweets.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
@greyscalesavannah.bsky.social you suck
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Chipotle (parody) @chipotletweets.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
forsaken will die retrosaken will die MARK MY WORDS #roblox #roblox #roblox #roblox #roblox #roblox #roblox #roblox #roblox #roblox #roblox #roblox #roblox #roblox #roblox #roblox #roblox #roblox #roblox #roblox #roblox #roblox #roblox #roblox #roblox #roblox #roblox #roblox #roblox #roblox #roblox
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Chipotle (parody) @chipotletweets.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
Hey guys! BenJammins here! Anyone hyped for this new Very Amazing Illusion i made?
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Chipotle (parody) @chipotletweets.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
I AM LOSSING MY SHIIITTT
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Chipotle (parody) @chipotletweets.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
August 12 2026. The end of the universe.
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Chipotle (parody) @chipotletweets.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
kill all of the retro dev
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Chipotle (parody) @chipotletweets.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
YOU SUCK YOU POOPY HEASdDDD IM SO MAD I WANA SAYYY SLURRDSSS AGAIAIINNNasnfvsenjvga
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Chipotle (parody) @chipotletweets.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
I MEANT STRIKED YOU DUMBASS CHIPOTLE
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Chipotle (parody) @chipotletweets.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
this guy will get blocked soon MARK MY WORDS MARK MYU FUCjdsrfikbgasredn;hbnasrdgh FsF;AWSEDGFVNOASE KILL 7 BILLION PEOPLE
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Chipotle (parody) @chipotletweets.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
WHY THE FUCK ARE THEY RETWEETING MY MESSAGE IN THE RETRO DEV DISCORD SERVER
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Chipotle (parody) @chipotletweets.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
KILL RETRO DEV KILL DAVID KILL EVERYONE KILL ALL OF THE UNIVERSES
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Chipotle (parody) @chipotletweets.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
CHIPOTLE
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Chipotle (parody) @chipotletweets.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
anyone wanna listen to some classic rocks?
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Chipotle (parody) @chipotletweets.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
KILL 7 BILLION people.... explode the sun.
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Chipotle (parody) @chipotletweets.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
yo whats up bitches its me KILLERKYLE the masked killer #killerkyle #theamaskekdd 2]32if ucck #skibiditoilet
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Chipotle (parody) @chipotletweets.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
benjammins hopium gif
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Chipotle (parody) @chipotletweets.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
@fanboy.graysky.social IM A CLANKER SUPPORTesdkjagsedgais ai better ai better ai vbettter abi ebetemrft ewa
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Chipotle (parody) @chipotletweets.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
KILL DAVID
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Chipotle (parody) @chipotletweets.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
my name is david, DAD i want some ice cream. david that is my name. david i want another. david where is my ball., im running out of the road and there is a car. and its going to hit me AUHUIslrhgbaeuighAEWISGHN
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Chipotle (parody) @chipotletweets.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
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Chipotle (parody) @chipotletweets.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
you both gotta check this out: IMG_5416
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Chipotle (parody) @chipotletweets.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
im a fagggoott im a faggott oh yess i ammmm
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Chipotle (parody) @chipotletweets.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
rershff fuickl i accidently opened xbox window thing EGdafpGBDEUVGawegbs
ultra realistic fanboy 4k
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Chipotle (parody) @chipotletweets.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
i dont see nothing wrong with it its just steak and uhhh white rice or beans? idfk
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Chipotle (parody) @chipotletweets.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
what the FUCK is a panera
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Chipotle (parody) @chipotletweets.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
www.youtube.com/watch?v=qQzd...
youtube.com
My Way (2008 Remastered)
YouTube video by Frank Sinatra - Topic
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Chipotle (parody) @chipotletweets.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
whats up dudes i'm the new @retrodevooc.bsky.social and i'm gonna make retro dev ooc AWESOME. first order of business is fanboy saying big booty bitches and ethan replying to that guy saying what
a discord screenshot of pixelbaconity replying to fanboy saying "big booty bitches". saying what
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Chipotle (parody) @chipotletweets.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
a poster for six swan with a man dressed as a nun
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a poster for six swan with a man dressed as a nun
Alt: a poster for six swan with a man dressed as a nun
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Chipotle (parody) @chipotletweets.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
is that jimmybagodonuts
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Chipotle (parody) @chipotletweets.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
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a man wearing sunglasses and a wig is holding a cane
ALT: a man wearing sunglasses and a wig is holding a cane
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Chipotle (parody) @chipotletweets.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
if you wanna draw something and get a chance for your drawing to be in my blue sky page then check out drawsomethingfortheburrito.straw.page
drawsomethingfortheburrito.straw.page
drawsomethingfortheburrito's strawpage
drawsomethingfortheburrito's strawpage
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Chipotle (parody) @chipotletweets.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
and finally the last one. im not sure what thats supposed to be
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Chipotle (parody) @chipotletweets.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
a burrito hooray
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Chipotle (parody) @chipotletweets.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
the
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Chipotle (parody) @chipotletweets.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
i remembered my straw page password, and now i can finally post the drawings that i promised i would, first one is these ones may be made by fanboy, i mean the second one is obvious but the first one maybe
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Chipotle (parody) @chipotletweets.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
awh why didnt this one have a funny alt text
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Chipotle (parody) @chipotletweets.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
Happy Birthday @fanboy.graysky.social! Wait a minute, you thought i won't give you a gift? think again! because i didn't forget about your big day! and i have a special gift for you, a sick PFP! just for you, you need to take a screenshot and flex on them! Let's go chipotle gang!
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BLOXville @bloxville.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
Part 3 of BLOXville's fan comic made by Sava!
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BLOXville @bloxville.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
Part 2 of the fan comic!
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BLOXville @bloxville.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
Sava's fan BLOXville comic! #1
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Chipotle (parody) @chipotletweets.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
what a gay femboy, heh
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