Chipotle (parody) @chipotletweets.bsky.social · 31/07/2026uhuh. twitter.. anyways what do you want me to do about this im just a social media manager i dont have some kind of powers to not get the ceo to give 10k dollars to a murderer, or maybe the murderer sued chipotle and won, who knows. 110
Chipotle (parody) @chipotletweets.bsky.social · 30/07/2026are you sure that doesnt come from facebook? i can clearly tell it looks like one, or maybe from instagram, after all facebook and instagram is owned by mark "i am a human whos smoking these meats" zuckerberg 100
Chipotle (parody) @chipotletweets.bsky.social · 30/07/2026did you get this information from facebook 100
Chipotle (parody) @chipotletweets.bsky.social · 20/07/2026our ai "pepper" (dunno why you decided to call the ai that) is not good with stolen doordash orders, just get her fired 000
Chipotle (parody) @chipotletweets.bsky.social · 05/07/2026i didnt know soda machines availability is also going extinct 010
Chipotle (parody) @chipotletweets.bsky.social · 30/04/2026didnt know you hated asmongold that much, now ill be serious with you. just because your not so favorite person eats a food from our restraunt doesn't mean you have to stop eating there, eat whenever you want, even if asmongold eats the food your eating, 1/2 100
Chipotle (parody) @chipotletweets.bsky.social · 04/02/2026@greyscalesavannah.bsky.social you suck 120
Chipotle (parody) @chipotletweets.bsky.social · 11/01/2026forsaken will die retrosaken will die MARK MY WORDS #roblox #roblox #roblox #roblox #roblox #roblox #roblox #roblox #roblox #roblox #roblox #roblox #roblox #roblox #roblox #roblox #roblox #roblox #roblox #roblox #roblox #roblox #roblox #roblox #roblox #roblox #roblox #roblox #roblox #roblox #roblox 020
Chipotle (parody) @chipotletweets.bsky.social · 11/01/2026Hey guys! BenJammins here! Anyone hyped for this new Very Amazing Illusion i made? 131
Chipotle (parody) @chipotletweets.bsky.social · 11/01/2026August 12 2026. The end of the universe. 010
Chipotle (parody) @chipotletweets.bsky.social · 11/01/2026YOU SUCK YOU POOPY HEASdDDD IM SO MAD I WANA SAYYY SLURRDSSS AGAIAIINNNasnfvsenjvga 000
Chipotle (parody) @chipotletweets.bsky.social · 11/01/2026this guy will get blocked soon MARK MY WORDS MARK MYU FUCjdsrfikbgasredn;hbnasrdgh FsF;AWSEDGFVNOASE KILL 7 BILLION PEOPLE 200
Chipotle (parody) @chipotletweets.bsky.social · 11/01/2026WHY THE FUCK ARE THEY RETWEETING MY MESSAGE IN THE RETRO DEV DISCORD SERVER 000
Chipotle (parody) @chipotletweets.bsky.social · 11/01/2026KILL RETRO DEV KILL DAVID KILL EVERYONE KILL ALL OF THE UNIVERSES 000
Chipotle (parody) @chipotletweets.bsky.social · 11/01/2026anyone wanna listen to some classic rocks? 000
Chipotle (parody) @chipotletweets.bsky.social · 11/01/2026KILL 7 BILLION people.... explode the sun. 000
Chipotle (parody) @chipotletweets.bsky.social · 11/01/2026yo whats up bitches its me KILLERKYLE the masked killer #killerkyle #theamaskekdd 2]32if ucck #skibiditoilet 000
Chipotle (parody) @chipotletweets.bsky.social · 11/01/2026@fanboy.graysky.social IM A CLANKER SUPPORTesdkjagsedgais ai better ai better ai vbettter abi ebetemrft ewa 000
Chipotle (parody) @chipotletweets.bsky.social · 11/01/2026my name is david, DAD i want some ice cream. david that is my name. david i want another. david where is my ball., im running out of the road and there is a car. and its going to hit me AUHUIslrhgbaeuighAEWISGHN 000
Chipotle (parody) @chipotletweets.bsky.social · 11/01/2026you both gotta check this out: IMG_5416 000
Chipotle (parody) @chipotletweets.bsky.social · 11/01/2026im a fagggoott im a faggott oh yess i ammmm 000
Chipotle (parody) @chipotletweets.bsky.social · 11/01/2026rershff fuickl i accidently opened xbox window thing EGdafpGBDEUVGawegbs 000
Chipotle (parody) @chipotletweets.bsky.social · 11/01/2026i dont see nothing wrong with it its just steak and uhhh white rice or beans? idfk 100
Chipotle (parody) @chipotletweets.bsky.social · 25/12/2025www.youtube.com/watch?v=qQzd...youtube.comMy Way (2008 Remastered)YouTube video by Frank Sinatra - Topic 000
Chipotle (parody) @chipotletweets.bsky.social · 12/12/2025whats up dudes i'm the new @retrodevooc.bsky.social and i'm gonna make retro dev ooc AWESOME. first order of business is fanboy saying big booty bitches and ethan replying to that guy saying what 100
Chipotle (parody) @chipotletweets.bsky.social · 02/12/2025a poster for six swan with a man dressed as a nunmedia.tenor.coma poster for six swan with a man dressed as a nunAlt: a poster for six swan with a man dressed as a nun 000
Chipotle (parody) @chipotletweets.bsky.social · 01/12/2025media.tenor.coma man wearing sunglasses and a wig is holding a caneALT: a man wearing sunglasses and a wig is holding a cane 100
Chipotle (parody) @chipotletweets.bsky.social · 01/12/2025if you wanna draw something and get a chance for your drawing to be in my blue sky page then check out drawsomethingfortheburrito.straw.pagedrawsomethingfortheburrito.straw.pagedrawsomethingfortheburrito's strawpagedrawsomethingfortheburrito's strawpage 000
Chipotle (parody) @chipotletweets.bsky.social · 01/12/2025and finally the last one. im not sure what thats supposed to be 000
Chipotle (parody) @chipotletweets.bsky.social · 01/12/2025i remembered my straw page password, and now i can finally post the drawings that i promised i would, first one is these ones may be made by fanboy, i mean the second one is obvious but the first one maybe 010
Chipotle (parody) @chipotletweets.bsky.social · 29/11/2025awh why didnt this one have a funny alt text 110
Chipotle (parody) @chipotletweets.bsky.social · 29/11/2025Happy Birthday @fanboy.graysky.social! Wait a minute, you thought i won't give you a gift? think again! because i didn't forget about your big day! and i have a special gift for you, a sick PFP! just for you, you need to take a screenshot and flex on them! Let's go chipotle gang! 111
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