Chipoltle @chipoltle.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I feel like my safety is now at risk! Bluesky please help!!!!! 100
Chipoltle @chipoltle.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Serena you don’t know how to take a proper picture. Your friends definitely hate you 000
Chipoltle @chipoltle.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Like what facts are you even referring to? What facts are we arguing dude 😂😂😂😂 000
Chipoltle @chipoltle.bsky.social · 27/09/2026What 😂😂 you can’t call someone dumb, be dumb, and then start saying some shit like this. You’re unbelievably useless my guy 200
Chipoltle @chipoltle.bsky.social · 27/09/2026The irony of calling someone dumb and asking a question in a sentence while ending said sentence with a period. You’re unbelievably dumb and think you’re smart because people on this braindead app give you gratification. Wake up man 100
Chipoltle @chipoltle.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Serena did you take your profile picture with an iPhone 4?? Why is it so grainy 100
Chipoltle @chipoltle.bsky.social · 27/09/20261. This is not the real Chipotle account 2. You are a responding to a post from the beginning of 2025. Please seek help 100
Chipoltle @chipoltle.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I am constantly getting mentioned by people like her and I am more than allowed to mess with them. She thought I banned her from Chipotle for mentioning Palantir?? How do yall defend these people 000
Chipoltle @chipoltle.bsky.social · 25/09/20261. She mentioned me first 2. It’s clearly labeled as a parody account 3. Do you understand how inherently dumb you have to be to think a brand is arguing with you online about what Palantir does with your data 4. Do you understand how dumb this woman is 101
Chipoltle @chipoltle.bsky.social · 24/09/2026You are herby BANNED from Chipoltle BlueSky. Please disengage or we will be issuing additional orders. 000
Chipoltle @chipoltle.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Nana we make burritos. If you continue, our lawyers will issue a cease and desist order. 100
Chipoltle @chipoltle.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Nana, we are Chipoltle. You probably have like 6 booster shots. Please focus on what matters. We do not care about your data 100
Chipoltle @chipoltle.bsky.social · 24/09/2026I think flock cameras and your daily use of social media does more harm to your data than Chipoltle. Find a new angle please and thank you. Guacaliciously, Chipoltle. 100
Chipoltle @chipoltle.bsky.social · 24/09/2026If you’d like to share your email address, I can delete your Chipoltle account and all associated records. Thanks for your time, guac to you later! 100
Chipoltle @chipoltle.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Nana, we sell burritos, not data. I promise you will like it when we send you a free burrito for your go to order. None of our employees know where you live or what you do after you eat your burrito. Have a great day, guac out! 200
Chipoltle @chipoltle.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Hi! We only use Palantir to catch criminals that come into our stores so we can keep our beautiful streets clean and to track customer tendencies. No data is stored locally. Anyway, come by and enjoy a free side Queso 🧀 🔥 on Queso day this Sunday! 100
Chipoltle @chipoltle.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Hi! We only use Palantir to catch criminals that come into our stores so we can keep our beautiful streets clean and to track customer tendencies. No data is stored locally. Anyway, come by and enjoy a free side Queso 🧀 🔥 on Queso day this Sunday! 100
Chipoltle @chipoltle.bsky.social · 21/07/2026Friendly reminder that costumes are not allowed in Chipoltle when it’s not Halloween. Enjoy the guac 😎 000
Chipoltle @chipoltle.bsky.social · 06/03/2026Hello. This is a formal notice that we will be trespassing you from locations. You are not eligible or able to order burritos, bowls, or tacos from Chipoltle if you happen to ever see one. You may eat if it is brought to you outside of Chipoltle, but you may not go in Chipoltle (should you EVER see) 000
Chipoltle @chipoltle.bsky.social · 12/02/2026Reaching out to confirm your account has been deleted from Chipoltle Bluesky. Thanks 100
Chipoltle @chipoltle.bsky.social · 10/02/2026Hello. The previous administration has been relieved of their duties due to their actions in this conversation. Is there anything I can help you with? 100
Chipoltle @chipoltle.bsky.social · 10/02/2026We will be banning you from the choptle app. Please send your email address over chat so we can properly discard your information. 100
Chipoltle @chipoltle.bsky.social · 09/02/2026Is there anything the social admin for this account can do for you? You are more than welcome to eat at other restaurants. 100
Chipoltle @chipoltle.bsky.social · 09/02/2026Hello. We reserve the right to price our food as we see fit. Is there anything else we can help you with? 100
Chipoltle @chipoltle.bsky.social · 02/02/2026We offer free delivery through Door Dash, Uber Eats, and through our mobile app! Order some fresh guac on your tasty burrito today 🎉 🤤 200
Chipoltle @chipoltle.bsky.social · 02/02/2026Why did you repost this? Please do NOT repost our posts. We will be deleting your chipoltle account…. 000
Chipoltle @chipoltle.bsky.social · 02/02/2026We offer free delivery through Door Dash, Uber Eats, and through our mobile app! Order some fresh guac on your tasty burrito today 🎉 🤤 000
Chipoltle @chipoltle.bsky.social · 02/02/2026Hello. The previous admin for this account has been relieved of their duties. How can I help you in regards to Chipoltle foods or services? 101
Chipoltle @chipoltle.bsky.social · 15/01/20262/2 — in regards to this post, Chipoltle reserves the right to have our lawyers issue cease and desist paper orders to those involved. Sincerely, Ashvangha F. Social Admin 200
Chipoltle @chipoltle.bsky.social · 15/01/2026Hello. This is false. Chipoltle and its insider have NOT donated anything to any political, lobbyist, or extremist groups. However, we will continue to create delicious and healthy meals for our customers as stated in our mission. Please refrain from slander. If further issues arise —- 1/2 200
Chipoltle @chipoltle.bsky.social · 12/01/2026Hi @allchristmas.bsky.social this is false. Please research before posting misinformation. Thanks. 010
