Chiplat @chiplat.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Everyday the urge to let my thing become little and pathitc, and the urge to keep my magnum dong fight in a bloody battle 000
Chiplat @chiplat.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Talking to a guy and he says "gock" Me who knows gock is a fetish word used to fetishize trans women: I am going to kick you in the balls and pray that you aren't into cbt 000
Chiplat @chiplat.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I don't think I have seen a single person who uses :3 and isn't a bottom 101
Chiplat @chiplat.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Too autistic for hypnosis my mind always drifts off into a weird niche hyperfixation 000
Chiplat @chiplat.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Two switches who use rngdle to decide who will be the top or bottom for the day 000
Chiplat @chiplat.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Me pre E: wow I sure do love my low libido, and when I get on estrogen it should be lower! Evil estrogen: I am going to make her the horniest girl in all the land 210
Chiplat @chiplat.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Me: fuck how do I get the money for ffs Guy who klarna's his polymarket bets: have I got the solution for you 010
Chiplat @chiplat.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Was thinking about changing my pronouns to she/it's, but it sounds way too much like shits 010
Chiplat @chiplat.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Why does self care feel like self harm And self harm feels like self care 010
Chiplat @chiplat.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Having boobs now is great because I don't need to worry about making eye contact #autism 043
Chiplat @chiplat.bsky.social · 18/09/2026You know you're cooked when you get gender envy from pretty much evey woman you see 110
Chiplat @chiplat.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Bouta install linux on my laptop I am not beating the stereotype 🏳️⚧️ 020
Chiplat @chiplat.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Robo girlfriend so mad she'll only talk to me in bitmoji 100
Chiplat @chiplat.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Survivor but with a polycule and whoever wins gets to decide dinner 120
Chiplat @chiplat.bsky.social · 18/08/2026Gonna get nuetered just to get the super cyber balls prostetic 000
Chiplat @chiplat.bsky.social · 16/08/2026Estrogen really does just fix everything I say we make everyone in the world take estrogen 000
Chiplat @chiplat.bsky.social · 11/08/2026I just saw a straight cis man us :3 I am never recovering from this 000
Chiplat @chiplat.bsky.social · 03/08/2026Being in touch with my inner puppy by walking into a places I shouldn't be (an osbestos contaminated zone) 110
Chiplat @chiplat.bsky.social · 23/07/2026@ittipaws.bsky.social This little slime guy is gebo and he definitly didnt set that guy on fire 110
Chiplat @chiplat.bsky.social · 16/07/2026Heard the someone say alcohol tastes like piss So I spent an hour researching whether substituting alcohol with piss in a diet would result in a healthier outcome 110
Chiplat @chiplat.bsky.social · 01/07/2026My straight bill clinton impression "Please spare me I have so much to live for wait no no wai-" He's straight 110
Chiplat @chiplat.bsky.social · 23/06/2026My asexual bill clinton impression "I did not" He's asexual 000
Chiplat @chiplat.bsky.social · 19/06/2026Can game devs stop fucking babying me through their game. I am not into ageplay 110
Chiplat @chiplat.bsky.social · 17/06/2026My pansexual bill clinton impression "I did not have sexual relations" He's pansexual 010
Chiplat @chiplat.bsky.social · 14/06/2026My bisexual bill clinton impression "I did not have sexual relations with that woman" He's bisexual 020
Chiplat @chiplat.bsky.social · 12/06/2026My gay bill clinton impression "I did not have sexual relations with that man" He's gay 010
Chiplat @chiplat.bsky.social · 02/06/2026If I had a nickle everytime someone misunderstood asexuality after I explain it I would have nickle poisoning 110
Chiplat @chiplat.bsky.social · 01/06/2026To celebrate pride month every queer person should lynch their local trans/homo/bi/acephobe 110
Chiplat @chiplat.bsky.social · 30/05/2026Elon musk needs to get pegged by a butch lesbian and called her good girl 010
Chiplat @chiplat.bsky.social · 29/05/2026Barbers are evil you ask for an inch they give you a mile 010
Chiplat @chiplat.bsky.social · 28/05/2026Worst part about my coping mechanism being laughing is trying to not break out into laughter when the doc injects num juice in me 210
