Chip Gorman @chipgorman.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Given the productivity of the current Congress, I don't think anyone would notice 0170
Chip Gorman @chipgorman.bsky.social · 06/10/2026static.klipy.comCastle's Confused ReactionALT: Castle's Confused Reaction 000
Chip Gorman @chipgorman.bsky.social · 05/10/2026He has never had to campaign much at all, or meet voters, etc. He came from blood red Collin county (now changing a little) and then state elections. He's not know for campaigning, just making news as AG filing grievance lawsuits against Muslims and woke stuff. Now orgs are campaigning for him so 010
Chip Gorman @chipgorman.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Something different? Like bring back the guy who botched the pandemic response? What would be different is, say, a multiracial Gen X female president. Never been done. 000
Chip Gorman @chipgorman.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Same movie, but it was the flaming great and powerful Oz that got me 010
Chip Gorman @chipgorman.bsky.social · 04/10/2026If you are too young to remember when Britney Spears was put into a conservatorship you have no business being press secretary for the POTUS 000
Chip Gorman @chipgorman.bsky.social · 02/10/2026And the system as it is now is incredibly layered with various entities/vendors who all have a stake in it remaining as complex as it is. And "reform" has generally meant adding *another* layer rather than actual change. 130
Chip Gorman @chipgorman.bsky.social · 02/10/2026He had an excuse, he was in the Burn Unit at the hospital 000
Chip Gorman @chipgorman.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Yeah, I had to park at the college and walk about 1/2 mile. I could have ridden my bike over more quickly but it was too hot. 241
Chip Gorman @chipgorman.bsky.social · 02/10/2026It was cool to see the turnout but I still worry the "Vote R no matter what" contingent will emerge. Hopefully enough unengaged midterm voters + dissatisfied Rs to cover any gap 120
Chip Gorman @chipgorman.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I think that's the one, which I attended. I've seen it posted a couple times this week and it makes it sound new but I don't think he's done another one. 110
Chip Gorman @chipgorman.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Collin, but only because it was where he was first elected to state office. He's lived mostly in Denton county with his gf lately as I understand it. His homes are all over too--Colorado, Hawaii...seem like investment but I'd be interested to know about how they were selected and who was involved 1120
Chip Gorman @chipgorman.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Excuse me but Bill Clinton allowed donors to stay in the Lincoln Bedroom a few times so it's all even 000
Chip Gorman @chipgorman.bsky.social · 01/10/2026static.klipy.comWhy Not Both? The Iconic MemeALT: Why Not Both? The Iconic Meme 010
Chip Gorman @chipgorman.bsky.social · 01/10/2026static.klipy.comThe Simpsons: Homer Simpson - This Is Not HappeningALT: The Simpsons: Homer Simpson - This Is Not Happening 110
Chip Gorman @chipgorman.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Upton Sinclair would like a word with the AI guys 000
Chip Gorman @chipgorman.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Or they just left their banking in place when they retired to FL. SS payments are all electronic now, and other income can be directed same. 110
Chip Gorman @chipgorman.bsky.social · 30/09/2026[SENATOR ERIC SCHMITT]: Did you or did you not play pickup basketball with Barack Obama on the day he was meeting with the pedophiles at the pizza place? [SPEAKER]: Again, sir, this is a Wendy's drive thru 000
Chip Gorman @chipgorman.bsky.social · 30/09/2026More closely parallel to his error would be to accuse him of being Wonder Woman 050
Chip Gorman @chipgorman.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I'd propose a R midterm convention every 4 years then but ONLY if they bring in T to lead the charge 020
Reposted by Chip GormanDanielle Ryan (Lestat Era) @danirat.bsky.social · 29/09/2026hey look I can share cool things too not just trauma 5286
Chip Gorman @chipgorman.bsky.social · 29/09/2026"It's not my fault, it was my auto-replyer" but I take blame anyway " lol 030
Chip Gorman @chipgorman.bsky.social · 28/09/2026But wait, there's more! That was after the judge said (paraphrasing) "one day?! What the hell, man? I'm giving him 60.". Which also sucks but it wasn't what Paxton pressed for 091
Chip Gorman @chipgorman.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Yeah, promoted by that notable Chinese stooge *checks notes* Texas Gov Greg Abbott 001
Chip Gorman @chipgorman.bsky.social · 28/09/2026That's the House, this is Senate. But regardless, the House is not in session but committees could still hold committee hearings 171
Chip Gorman @chipgorman.bsky.social · 28/09/2026The ghosts of Luke Bryan, Kenny Chesney, and Alan Jackson are all going to haunt you tonight, and none of them are even dead Brooks and Dunn have a thing so not them this time 020
Chip Gorman @chipgorman.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I've lived here for 38 years and I've never heard OF "Choosin' Texas" 010
Chip Gorman @chipgorman.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I'm not so sure I'd disqualify for that, but I definitely did not interview the guy whose mom came with him, not just as his ride, but wanted to attend the interview 000
Chip Gorman @chipgorman.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Maybe Margot Robbie explaining it in a bubble bath, or Selena Gomez playing black jack would help them understand 1110
Chip Gorman @chipgorman.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Not Ludwin Van!static.klipy.comA Clockwork Orange: Alex's Ludovico TechniqueALT: A Clockwork Orange: Alex's Ludovico Technique 010
Chip Gorman @chipgorman.bsky.social · 25/09/2026QTP with a gif from one of your favorite comfort shows 📺static.klipy.comMarty Tyler Moore Hat ThrowALT: Marty Tyler Moore Hat Throw 031
Chip Gorman @chipgorman.bsky.social · 24/09/2026tbf, he TOLD them to send the flyover to Kid Rock's place 010
Chip Gorman @chipgorman.bsky.social · 24/09/2026I have an idea, how about some tariffs to get things working 000
Chip Gorman @chipgorman.bsky.social · 24/09/2026"Obviously the fake news media sent a jamming signal to keep the real news from recording, I am preparing lawsuits NOW. Thank you for your attention to this matter !" 000
Chip Gorman @chipgorman.bsky.social · 19/09/2026"Come on, baby, it won't happen again. I love you and can't live without you. I'll but you a $5000 ring " 000
Chip Gorman @chipgorman.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Good thing he's locking in the chemtrails constituency, which was in danger of slipping away to the Dems 000
Chip Gorman @chipgorman.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Thank you, Wharton, for giving us this economic genius 060