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Chip Gorman

@chipgorman.bsky.social
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Retired Ad Guy, N Texas. Feeds the birds, reads the books, does the running.

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Chip Gorman @chipgorman.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Given the productivity of the current Congress, I don't think anyone would notice
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Chip Gorman @chipgorman.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Print it, Natalie! Print the pic for him!
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Chip Gorman @chipgorman.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I think they'd prefer it in the STEAM accounts
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Chip Gorman @chipgorman.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Obviously the QR codes got her
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Chip Gorman @chipgorman.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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Castle's Confused Reaction
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Chip Gorman @chipgorman.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
He has never had to campaign much at all, or meet voters, etc. He came from blood red Collin county (now changing a little) and then state elections. He's not know for campaigning, just making news as AG filing grievance lawsuits against Muslims and woke stuff. Now orgs are campaigning for him so
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Chip Gorman @chipgorman.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Something different? Like bring back the guy who botched the pandemic response? What would be different is, say, a multiracial Gen X female president. Never been done.
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Chip Gorman @chipgorman.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Same movie, but it was the flaming great and powerful Oz that got me
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Chip Gorman @chipgorman.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
If you are too young to remember when Britney Spears was put into a conservatorship you have no business being press secretary for the POTUS
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Chip Gorman @chipgorman.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
And the system as it is now is incredibly layered with various entities/vendors who all have a stake in it remaining as complex as it is. And "reform" has generally meant adding *another* layer rather than actual change.
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Chip Gorman @chipgorman.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
He had an excuse, he was in the Burn Unit at the hospital
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Chip Gorman @chipgorman.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Yeah, I had to park at the college and walk about 1/2 mile. I could have ridden my bike over more quickly but it was too hot.
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Chip Gorman @chipgorman.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
It was cool to see the turnout but I still worry the "Vote R no matter what" contingent will emerge. Hopefully enough unengaged midterm voters + dissatisfied Rs to cover any gap
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Chip Gorman @chipgorman.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I think that's the one, which I attended. I've seen it posted a couple times this week and it makes it sound new but I don't think he's done another one.
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Chip Gorman @chipgorman.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
He had a 78-page PowerPoint slide deck, KEVIN
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Chip Gorman @chipgorman.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Choosing the bear, fair enough
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Chip Gorman @chipgorman.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Collin, but only because it was where he was first elected to state office. He's lived mostly in Denton county with his gf lately as I understand it. His homes are all over too--Colorado, Hawaii...seem like investment but I'd be interested to know about how they were selected and who was involved
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Chip Gorman @chipgorman.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Excuse me but Bill Clinton allowed donors to stay in the Lincoln Bedroom a few times so it's all even
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Chip Gorman @chipgorman.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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Why Not Both? The Iconic Meme
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Chip Gorman @chipgorman.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
But seriously, enjoy your birthday!
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Chip Gorman @chipgorman.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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The Simpsons: Homer Simpson - This Is Not Happening
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Chip Gorman @chipgorman.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Upton Sinclair would like a word with the AI guys
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Chip Gorman @chipgorman.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Or they just left their banking in place when they retired to FL. SS payments are all electronic now, and other income can be directed same.
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Chip Gorman @chipgorman.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
[SENATOR ERIC SCHMITT]: Did you or did you not play pickup basketball with Barack Obama on the day he was meeting with the pedophiles at the pizza place? [SPEAKER]: Again, sir, this is a Wendy's drive thru
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Chip Gorman @chipgorman.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
More closely parallel to his error would be to accuse him of being Wonder Woman
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Chip Gorman @chipgorman.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I'd propose a R midterm convention every 4 years then but ONLY if they bring in T to lead the charge
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Chip Gorman @chipgorman.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
"anonymous"
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Chip Gorman @chipgorman.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
It was on fire when you lay down on it
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Chip Gorman @chipgorman.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
ETTD
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Chip Gorman @chipgorman.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Team Meat FTW
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Danielle Ryan (Lestat Era) @danirat.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
hey look I can share cool things too not just trauma
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Chip Gorman @chipgorman.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Beautiful!
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Chip Gorman @chipgorman.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
"It's not my fault, it was my auto-replyer" but I take blame anyway " lol
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Chip Gorman @chipgorman.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
But wait, there's more! That was after the judge said (paraphrasing) "one day?! What the hell, man? I'm giving him 60.". Which also sucks but it wasn't what Paxton pressed for
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Chip Gorman @chipgorman.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Yeah, promoted by that notable Chinese stooge *checks notes* Texas Gov Greg Abbott
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Chip Gorman @chipgorman.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
That's the House, this is Senate. But regardless, the House is not in session but committees could still hold committee hearings
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Chip Gorman @chipgorman.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The ghosts of Luke Bryan, Kenny Chesney, and Alan Jackson are all going to haunt you tonight, and none of them are even dead Brooks and Dunn have a thing so not them this time
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Chip Gorman @chipgorman.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I've lived here for 38 years and I've never heard OF "Choosin' Texas"
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Chip Gorman @chipgorman.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I'm not so sure I'd disqualify for that, but I definitely did not interview the guy whose mom came with him, not just as his ride, but wanted to attend the interview
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Chip Gorman @chipgorman.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Maybe Margot Robbie explaining it in a bubble bath, or Selena Gomez playing black jack would help them understand
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Chip Gorman @chipgorman.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Not Ludwin Van!
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A Clockwork Orange: Alex's Ludovico Technique
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Chip Gorman @chipgorman.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I had no idea they sang this
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Chip Gorman @chipgorman.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
QTP with a gif from one of your favorite comfort shows 📺
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Marty Tyler Moore Hat Throw
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Chip Gorman @chipgorman.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
tbf, he TOLD them to send the flyover to Kid Rock's place
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Chip Gorman @chipgorman.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I have an idea, how about some tariffs to get things working
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Chip Gorman @chipgorman.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
"Obviously the fake news media sent a jamming signal to keep the real news from recording, I am preparing lawsuits NOW. Thank you for your attention to this matter !"
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Chip Gorman @chipgorman.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Hey, um
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Chip Gorman @chipgorman.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
"Come on, baby, it won't happen again. I love you and can't live without you. I'll but you a $5000 ring "
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Chip Gorman @chipgorman.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Good thing he's locking in the chemtrails constituency, which was in danger of slipping away to the Dems
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Chip Gorman @chipgorman.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Thank you, Wharton, for giving us this economic genius
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