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Chip

@chipesq.bsky.social
142 followers 85 following 614 posts

Things I am? Illinois licensed attorney, RYT 200, comedian, artist, disc golf coach, NASM certified personal trainer. Things I do: make the world a better place, putt good, make (some) people laugh. Dye discs. Game. Not necessarily in that order.

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Pwnallthethings @pwnallthethings.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
In honor of Tim Curry and his final passing to the one place not corrupted by capitalism, here's the story of how his incredible performance in C&C RA2 came about by the people who were there www.vice.com/en/article/a...
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An Oral History of Tim Curry’s Escape to the One Place Uncorrupted by Capitalism
How an unforgettable performance in Red Alert 3 became legend.
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kate bush’s husband @airbagged.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
3 minutes of Tim Curry holding back laughter while filming scenes for Red Alert 3
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Chip @chipesq.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Stupid sexy Flanders
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Chip @chipesq.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
😯
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Chip @chipesq.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
If nobody is dying in a given hospice, it’s probably because the hospice is a scam and just signing up anyone to bill Medicare.
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Chip @chipesq.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Nerd alert: I’ve played destiny since the Christmas after the original game launched, and played consistently enough to have thoroughly enjoyed the final shape. The news yesterday that development is ending hit me in my feels, even though I haven’t bought an expansion in two years.
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Popehat @kenwhite.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
/22 Heads should roll. Careers should end. If DoJ won’t do it, the legal community should do it for them. This is appalling and unacceptable behavior throughout, at all levels of this office. The lower attorneys committed misconduct. Boutros was complicit in hiding it from the court.
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Chip @chipesq.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
It’s the way he says “I’m not a rapist.” The voice changes so much. Does not sound believable. Also, a judge said he assaulted E. Jean Carol and he’s 9/10ths a convicted rapist already. All of this is gross and I’m sad this is the discourse.
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Chris Geidner @chrisgeidner.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
NEW: Here are the two DOJ orders relating to marijuana. 1. Medical marijuana products-related order that is effective now: www.justice.gov/opa/media/14... 2. Notice setting the hearing for June 29 for broader reclassification: www.justice.gov/opa/media/14...
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Bloc Party @blocparty.com · 22/04/2026
And I can see our days are becoming night. I could feel your heartbeat across the grass.
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Chip @chipesq.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
Turbulence is an absolute gem for approaches. Congrats on your haul!
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Chris Murphy @chrismurphyct.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
10/ All of this was totally foreseeable. Frankly, it’s why previous presidents weren’t so stupid to start a war like this. Trump has lost control of the war. His best course now is to cut his losses and end it. That’s the only way to prevent an even bigger disaster.
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Chip @chipesq.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
Heads up! Pls share! Saturday, February 21, 9am. Fairfield (round lake, il) Discontinuum club’s first tag round of the year. Unsanctioned, just for the bragging rights. Playing the discontinuum mix (aka disco mix) a sneakily challenging layout! See the event on UDisc app.udisc.com/applink/even...
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Discontinuum Club Tag Match | Round Lake, Illinois | UDisc Events
Discontinuum Club Tag Match is a disc golf tournament held in Round Lake, Illinois on February 21, 2026 at Fairfield Park course.
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Chip @chipesq.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
The mayorship comes with orphans.
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Chip @chipesq.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
This is my favorite content on twitch right now. (Feed mama Murphy all the drugs pls)
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Chip @chipesq.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
Can you hear the fart noises I’m making?
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Chip @chipesq.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
I wasn’t fucking around. I’m up to $575 in cash donations already and 5 pieces of high quality art. I have more 1:1 RSVPS NOW THAN THE original venue can hold.
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Chip @chipesq.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
Hello
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Chip @chipesq.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
I’m doing an Art Auction Monday April 13. Location TBD, likely Libertyville, IL. All day event, with a special ceremony. If you want to contribute directly in kind or to donate art.
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Chip @chipesq.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
We will provide job retraining for either spouse and other sundry supports including grief counseling and occupational, physical, and mental health support.
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Chip @chipesq.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
It’s going to take $1,000,000 for this family of 5 to relocate to permanent safe housing and replace all their poisoned belongings.
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Chip @chipesq.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
Trisome 13. Geriatric pregnancy.
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Chip @chipesq.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
I just found out someone I love is in danger. In a house full of mold. With a pregnant wife. Two young children, and a genetic test suggesting their seed won’t sprout.
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Chip @chipesq.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
Serious post: if anybody wants to do some actual good in this world, DM me. This is my final public facing post (🧵)for awhile.
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Chip @chipesq.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
Folks were having elections. If not hop in the minivan, we’re going to talk to the manager.
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Chip @chipesq.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
For the non-lawyers: it’s not up to him, legally speaking.
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Chip @chipesq.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
Calling a kid a wanksta pre-2003 was top tier triggering for a certain kind of post millennial loser. Ice is wanksta
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Tim Carvell @timcarvell.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
Incredible that the Democrats now have their own Joe the Plumber only instead of a plumber it’s an autoworker and instead of taxes on small businesses his issue is “the president seems to be covering up for a ring of pedophiles.”
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🎃Darin S Pumpkins🎃 @darinself.com · 14/01/2026
The president said "Fuck you" to a citizen and only the citizen will face any consequences
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Chip @chipesq.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
Jesus whipped also just sayin
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Alt National Park Service @altnps.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
We kicked in $5K to help buy some beer for the Ford autoworker 😉🍻! Thank you TJ! Link we were sent for the GoFundMe: www.gofundme.com/f/tj-sabula-...
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Donate to TJ Sabula is a patriot!!, organized by Sean Williams
Please help us raise funds for patriot TJ Sabula!! TJ was suspended from his job at the Ford Au… Sean Williams needs your support for TJ Sabula is a patriot!!
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Rudy 🇨🇦 @rudybuick.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
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Chip @chipesq.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
Not in linked in, as far as I can tell. We need to get this man paid to show how valuable heckling the fash is
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Chip @chipesq.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
I have money for this persin and any other really impactful (my rubric) hecklers that follow suit!!
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Status Coup News @statuscoupnews.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
🚨BREAKING: ICE agents just launched flash bang grenades at protesters in front of federal building in Minneapolis—causing massive explosions. "It's terrorizing, this isn't the America I served for 20 years in the U.S. Navy," tearful protester tells us. WE'RE LIVE NOW ⬇️
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Chip @chipesq.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
A lifelong bucket list for me, at least since law school.
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Chip @chipesq.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
Some good news: IVE BEEN SUMMONED FOR JURY DUTY!
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Jamison Foser @jamisonfoser.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
this fucking headline and the lede is that she *served on a fucking school board*
CNN INVESTIGATES: New documents shed light on Renee Good's ties
to ICE monitoring efforts in Minneapolis
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Chip @chipesq.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
The president so rarely gets critical feedback from uncontrolled audiences. It will bother him for WEEKS.
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Chip @chipesq.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
Serious if anybody knows the person who screamed “pedophile protector” his or her next bong rip is on me.
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Chip @chipesq.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
Easy fix: 19 justices, one for each circuit.
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Chip @chipesq.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
That stupid trenchcoat
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Chip @chipesq.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
Get that worker a raise
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Katie Mack @astrokatie.com · 13/01/2026
So, if I'm reading this right: 4 prosecutors at the Dept of Justice Civil Rights division quit because the Trump-appointed leadership won't investigate Good's killer, and 6 from the Minnesota US Attorney's office quit when they were told instead to investigate her widow. (HT @benjaminkabak.com)
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Federal prosecutors quit in protest over lack of investigation into ICE shooting
Six lawyers from US attorney’s office in Minnesota quit along with four leaders of DoJ’s civil rights division
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Chip @chipesq.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
What is he hiding under the trench coat?
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amanda moore 🐢 @noturtlesoup17.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
Today at 34 & Park in Minneapolis, a woman tried to drive down the street where a protest had broken out in front of a home ICE was raiding, saying she had a doctor apt to get to. ICE agents busted out her windows, cut off her seatbelt, and pulled her out before arresting her.
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Chip @chipesq.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
He’s having trouble swallowing?
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Maureen Johnson @maureenjohnsonbooks.com · 13/01/2026
hey man, um...what...what the fuck is going on?
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Chip @chipesq.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
This bleeding ulcer is so close to getting it right.
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Chip @chipesq.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
Ignorance is bliss.
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