chip goines @chip.bsky.social · 03/10/2026"No fatties. No trannies. No beardos. No weirdoes. No wimps. No radicals — JUST WARRIORS."- Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth 111
chip goines @chip.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Today was kind of weird. I gave an interview to the Boston Globe for an upcoming story and said something I probably shouldn't have. So I made Champagne Chicken (sparkling wine-based mushroom pan sauce) over Bucatini in hopes of forgetting all of it. 🍾 090
chip goines @chip.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I am pleased to inform you that Somerville, Ma's newest Irish pub, Saint Brigid's Well has defeated racism, 2-1. 🍻🇮🇪 040
chip goines @chip.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Harvard PD Alert (12:37 pm): ALL CLEAR. Memorial Hall and Memorial Church are now open. This will be the final message for this incident. 000
chip goines @chip.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Harvard PD Alert: Memorial Hall and Memorial Church to remain closed until further notice. More information to follow. 100
chip goines @chip.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Harvard PD Alert: Out of an abundance of caution Memorial Church is closed until further notice. More information to follow. 221
chip goines @chip.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Harvard PD Alert: Continue to AVOID THE AREA around Memorial Hall and the Science Center Plaza. More info to follow 121
chip goines @chip.bsky.social · 26/09/2026All of my bad decisions in life, encapsulated in one bottle. (Checks notes) I'll take two. 🍷 050
chip goines @chip.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Trump realized he can claim the national security exemption in federal laws & regulations to get anything he wants. He is hellbent on destroying DC as we once knew it. 77M Americans voted to militarily occupy their own capitol city in perpetuity. I will never forgive them. 150
chip goines @chip.bsky.social · 11/09/2026I'll never forget how crisp the air was that day. I saw far fewer clouds in the sky than in that pic. i've never felt anything before or after it since. I had a doctor's appt that afternoon & he hung up on me b/c he was already getting death threats over the phone b/c his last name was Husseini. 230
chip goines @chip.bsky.social · 01/09/2026A very important message from Luke Kelly, Cat Mayor of Medford, MA. 1162
chip goines @chip.bsky.social · 27/08/2026This man is a professional. Follow him for some of the best damn barbecue in America. 000
chip goines @chip.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Once again, @radiofreetom.bsky.social was right: Taking shoes off during flights should be a felony. 430
chip goines @chip.bsky.social · 23/08/2026How to deal with leftovers, volume 7: seared chicken breast w/ roasted tomato & calabrian chili pesto & roasted broccolini 030
chip goines @chip.bsky.social · 22/08/2026Early voting for the primary starts today in MA. If you are a melanated voter, i highly recommend voting by mail. I suspect ICE & DOJ will be harassing voters at the polls even in this state. (ICE will be there to make their arrest quota in a cowardly "show of force" from trump). 2100
chip goines @chip.bsky.social · 22/08/2026seared chicken breast w/ white wine sauce, mashed potatoes, & haricots verts. I was too impatient or used a touch too much creme fraiche in my pan sauce for the chicken breast but it went ok w/ the mashed potatoes. 080
chip goines @chip.bsky.social · 17/08/2026Today i went to the paul revere historical site. i always wondered why the site was never a NPS site but now I'm happy it isn't b/c then the black, indigenous, & female colonial perspectives would've been scrubbed from the exhibit, thanks to Trump. The ownership & accuracy of US history is at stake. 160
chip goines @chip.bsky.social · 11/08/2026Last week, a crazy man in Roxbury used this AI-generated pic of me in a poster to complain about me blocking him on X. He is now currently incarcerated at the Essex County (MA) House of Corrections. Don't make AI posters, folks. Even if they make me look like Jose Mourinho shushing the opposition. 290
chip goines @chip.bsky.social · 08/08/2026When I said it was CARNIVORE SZN, I meant it. Prime Bavette with chimichurri & grilled green onions. 🥩 1103
chip goines @chip.bsky.social · 04/08/2026(update: i searched fec.gov this morning and could not find any direct individual donations from jeffrey epstein to the DSCC in late 2015.) The only jeffrey epstein i found during that time was an executive at home depot in georgia and not the disgraced financier in manhattan. 050
chip goines @chip.bsky.social · 04/08/2026I searched for ed markey in jmail.world, after tonight's debate after seth moulton said he was in the epstein files, but there's no there, there. Shame on Seth Moulton. 1115
chip goines @chip.bsky.social · 02/08/2026I'm not a huge fan of making chicken breasts at home but nyt cooking's lemon-garlic chicken breast recipe is superb. The secret is in the flattening & slicing technique which marinates the meat throughout. I also made a rice pilaf w/ herbs, but bqhatever. I miss having a working smoker. 280
chip goines @chip.bsky.social · 01/08/2026ESPN: Infantino scraps plan to privatize the world cup 2125
chip goines @chip.bsky.social · 27/07/2026From now on, I want to be known as Skidmore Chip. I will not be taking any further questions at this time. 150
chip goines @chip.bsky.social · 25/07/2026Excuse me sir or madam, but you have Massachusetts plates. You are lying. 1161
chip goines @chip.bsky.social · 19/07/2026How bad do you have to be at your job commenting on the world cup for fox sports that you end up catching strays from the host of (check notes) Entertainment Tonight? 😂 052
chip goines @chip.bsky.social · 06/07/2026Now I don't know if my Impeach 47 jersey has gained or lost value 🤷🏾♂️ 060
chip goines @chip.bsky.social · 06/07/2026This is what happens when your Head of Government doesn't have enough bitcoin in their cryptowallet. 031
chip goines @chip.bsky.social · 05/07/2026I think today is the only time when President Trump tried to save a black man in uniform 091
chip goines @chip.bsky.social · 05/07/2026"...during the few moments that we have left, I wanna talk right down to earth, in a language that everybody here can easily understand."-Malcolm X 000
chip goines @chip.bsky.social · 03/07/2026I need The Athletic to drop 800 words about this livid Croatian fan, asap 🇭🇷⚽️💔 021
chip goines @chip.bsky.social · 26/06/2026Is cajun ramen a thing? Because I'm gonna make cajun ramen A Thing. 690
chip goines @chip.bsky.social · 21/06/2026The last Scot has left my bar after a final round of "No Scotland, No Party". The Scottish National Team may have left Boston with a loss but the Tartan Army leaves town with a legendary W for the ages. 🏴⚽️ 1161