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@chip.bsky.social
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Turned out the vote for Congresswoman Ayanna Pressley's historic 2018 campaign. Progressive movement builder. Cat lady. Bylines: Washington Post, Newsweek, Reuters, gbhnews.

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chip goines @chip.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
"No fatties. No trannies. No beardos. No weirdoes. No wimps. No radicals — JUST WARRIORS."- Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth
"No fatties.
No trannies. 
No beardos.
No weirdoes.
No wimps.
No radicals — JUST WARRIORS."- Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth
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chip goines @chip.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Today was kind of weird. I gave an interview to the Boston Globe for an upcoming story and said something I probably shouldn't have. So I made Champagne Chicken (sparkling wine-based mushroom pan sauce) over Bucatini in hopes of forgetting all of it. 🍾
Champagne Chicken (sparkling wine-based mushroom pan sauce) over Bucatini
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chip goines @chip.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I am pleased to inform you that Somerville, Ma's newest Irish pub, Saint Brigid's Well has defeated racism, 2-1. 🍻🇮🇪
are you my Caucasian?
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chip goines @chip.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Harvard PD Alert (12:37 pm): ALL CLEAR. Memorial Hall and Memorial Church are now open. This will be the final message for this incident.
Today 12:37
Harvard Alert
ALL CLEAR. Memorial Hall and Memorial Church are now open.
This will be the final message for this incident.
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chip goines @chip.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Harvard PD Alert: Memorial Hall and Memorial Church to remain closed until further notice. More information to follow.
Harvard Alert
Memorial Hall and Memorial Church to remain closed until further notice. More information to follow.
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chip goines @chip.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Harvard PD Alert: Out of an abundance of caution Memorial Church is closed until further notice. More information to follow.
Harvard Alert
Out of an abundance of caution Memorial Church is closed until further notice. More information to follow.
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chip goines @chip.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Harvard PD Alert: Continue to AVOID THE AREA around Memorial Hall and the Science Center Plaza. More info to follow
Harvard Alert
Continue to AVOID THE AREA around Memorial Hall and the Science Center Plaza. More info to follow
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chip goines @chip.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
All of my bad decisions in life, encapsulated in one bottle. (Checks notes) I'll take two. 🍷
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chip goines @chip.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Trump realized he can claim the national security exemption in federal laws & regulations to get anything he wants. He is hellbent on destroying DC as we once knew it. 77M Americans voted to militarily occupy their own capitol city in perpetuity. I will never forgive them.
Trump realized he can claim the national security exemption in federal laws & regulations to get anything he wants. He is hellbent on destroying DC as we once knew it. 77M Americans voted to militarily occupy their own capitol city in perpetuity. I will never forgive them.
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chip goines @chip.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
NEVER FORGET. luke.substack.com/p/the-man-wh...
bill moro bowled a perfect game on 9/11/2001 in western massachusetts
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chip goines @chip.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I'll never forget how crisp the air was that day. I saw far fewer clouds in the sky than in that pic. i've never felt anything before or after it since. I had a doctor's appt that afternoon & he hung up on me b/c he was already getting death threats over the phone b/c his last name was Husseini.
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chip goines @chip.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
purrgood meowshall, 9/9/2020-9/9/2023 🌈
purrgood meowshall, 9/9/2020-9/9/2023 🌈
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chip goines @chip.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
why is baseball even?
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chip goines @chip.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
A very important message from Luke Kelly, Cat Mayor of Medford, MA.
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chip goines @chip.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
purrgood 🌈
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chip goines @chip.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
When he's gone, this sign will be, too.
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chip goines @chip.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
This man is a professional. Follow him for some of the best damn barbecue in America.
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chip goines @chip.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Once again, @radiofreetom.bsky.social was right: Taking shoes off during flights should be a felony.
violation
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chip goines @chip.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
How to deal with leftovers, volume 7: seared chicken breast w/ roasted tomato & calabrian chili pesto & roasted broccolini
leftover seared chicken breast w/ roasted tomato & calabrian chili pesto & roasted broccolini
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chip goines @chip.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Early voting for the primary starts today in MA. If you are a melanated voter, i highly recommend voting by mail. I suspect ICE & DOJ will be harassing voters at the polls even in this state. (ICE will be there to make their arrest quota in a cowardly "show of force" from trump).
vote by mail
app
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chip goines @chip.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
seared chicken breast w/ white wine sauce, mashed potatoes, & haricots verts. I was too impatient or used a touch too much creme fraiche in my pan sauce for the chicken breast but it went ok w/ the mashed potatoes.
chicken breast
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chip goines @chip.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Happy Premier League Eve to all who observe! 🦁⚽️
purrgood wearing a premier league scarf
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chip goines @chip.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Today i went to the paul revere historical site. i always wondered why the site was never a NPS site but now I'm happy it isn't b/c then the black, indigenous, & female colonial perspectives would've been scrubbed from the exhibit, thanks to Trump. The ownership & accuracy of US history is at stake.
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chip goines @chip.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Last week, a crazy man in Roxbury used this AI-generated pic of me in a poster to complain about me blocking him on X. He is now currently incarcerated at the Essex County (MA) House of Corrections. Don't make AI posters, folks. Even if they make me look like Jose Mourinho shushing the opposition.
ai image of me shushing the opposition like jose mourinho
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chip goines @chip.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
It me, waiting for FIFA to give Boston the $1M it allegedly promised the city for hosting the 2026 world cup.
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chip goines @chip.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Happy International Cat Day to all who observe. 🌈
purrgood 🌈
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chip goines @chip.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Really, @wegmansofficial.bsky.social? REALLY? 🥬💩
taylor farms bagged lettuce at wegmans
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chip goines @chip.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
When I said it was CARNIVORE SZN, I meant it. Prime Bavette with chimichurri & grilled green onions. 🥩
prime bavette steak w/ chimichurri
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chip goines @chip.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
(update: i searched fec.gov this morning and could not find any direct individual donations from jeffrey epstein to the DSCC in late 2015.) The only jeffrey epstein i found during that time was an executive at home depot in georgia and not the disgraced financier in manhattan.
(update: i searched fec.gov this am and could not find any direct individual donations from jeffrey epstein to the DSCC in 2015.)(update: i searched fec.gov this am and could not find any direct individual donations from jeffrey epstein to the DSCC in 2015.)
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chip goines @chip.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
I searched for ed markey in jmail.world, after tonight's debate after seth moulton said he was in the epstein files, but there's no there, there. Shame on Seth Moulton.
I searched for sen. ed markey's name in jmail.world, the gmail-like searchable interface for the epstein files, after cong. seth moulton alleged that markey was in them. all i found was an email reminder in 2011 to call someone named markey, a forwarded invite to a 2015 dscc lunch fundraiser in boston featuring sen. markey, and an email from a lobbyist who had been briefed by sen. markey in 2015 as part of his official role on the senate foreign relations committee on africa. It's unclear if Epstein even attended the DSCC fundraiser & no direct communication between markey or his office and Epstein was found in the files. Seth Moulton was desperately grasping at straws tonight and I can't wait for this race to be over.
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chip goines @chip.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
I'm not a huge fan of making chicken breasts at home but nyt cooking's lemon-garlic chicken breast recipe is superb. The secret is in the flattening & slicing technique which marinates the meat throughout. I also made a rice pilaf w/ herbs, but bqhatever. I miss having a working smoker.
a plate of lemon-garlic chicken breast & green rice pilaf
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chip goines @chip.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
ESPN: Infantino scraps plan to privatize the world cup
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chip goines @chip.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
From now on, I want to be known as Skidmore Chip. I will not be taking any further questions at this time.
skidmore college name tag that says "chip"
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chip goines @chip.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Excuse me sir or madam, but you have Massachusetts plates. You are lying.
A Massachusetts license plate that says:
"BBQGOD"
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chip goines @chip.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
How bad do you have to be at your job commenting on the world cup for fox sports that you end up catching strays from the host of (check notes) Entertainment Tonight? 😂
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chip goines @chip.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
professional alexi lalas haters, did i miss anything?
why does the soccer community hate alexi
1) he's a hack
2) he's a trumper
3) the us soccer community knows more about the game than they did in 1994, they've outgrown him
4) he was a mediocre player
5) he's a mediocre analyst (see
#3). other world class soccer players have ripped him to his face on air when he was covering the wc for espn
6) he defends the current pay-to-play system of youth soccer & major league soccer which turns out mediocre USMNT
players
7) he thinks he has more musical talent than drunk bob from accounting on karaoke night
Daliuorad
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chip goines @chip.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
diego maradona looking down from heaven rn
maradona giving the finger
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chip goines @chip.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Now I don't know if my Impeach 47 jersey has gained or lost value 🤷🏾‍♂️
usmnt impeach 47 jersey
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chip goines @chip.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
This is what happens when your Head of Government doesn't have enough bitcoin in their cryptowallet.
ESPN Breaking News
FIFA rules Belgium have no grounds to appeal Folarin Balogun's suspended red card; Balogun remains clear to play now
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chip goines @chip.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
I think today is the only time when President Trump tried to save a black man in uniform
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chip goines @chip.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
omg y'all 🤣
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chip goines @chip.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
the internet is too fast 🤣
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chip goines @chip.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
"...during the few moments that we have left, I wanna talk right down to earth, in a language that everybody here can easily understand."-Malcolm X
"fuck trump" soccer scarf
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chip goines @chip.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
I need The Athletic to drop 800 words about this livid Croatian fan, asap 🇭🇷⚽️💔
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chip goines @chip.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Chip 1, FIFA 0 Full-time
BREAKING NEWS: Local Man wins copyright dispute against FIFA on fair use grounds
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chip goines @chip.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
They're the same picture.
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chip goines @chip.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Is cajun ramen a thing? Because I'm gonna make cajun ramen A Thing.
Is cajun ramen a thing? Because I'm gonna make cajun ramen A Thing.
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chip goines @chip.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
In 2026, this man became the first English football player to kick a field goal at Gillette Stadium
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chip goines @chip.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
You could've met this lad! 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
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chip goines @chip.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
The last Scot has left my bar after a final round of "No Scotland, No Party". The Scottish National Team may have left Boston with a loss but the Tartan Army leaves town with a legendary W for the ages. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿⚽️
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