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Hog Boy Intl.

@chimer.bsky.social
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Fat boys will inherit the earth 18+ only

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Hog Boy Intl. @chimer.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
At least the paint fumes keep me company
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Hog Boy Intl. @chimer.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
I'm so tired. there's still three walls and a whole bedroom to go. There's paint in my foreskin
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Hog Boy Intl. @chimer.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
plumber is running half an hour late. people don't want to work anymore
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Hog Boy Intl. @chimer.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
my power has grown exponentially in 2025. by 2027 I'll be heading the UN
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Hog Boy Intl. @chimer.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
with every surface I make perfectly even with mortar. with every wall I successfully paint. I become stronger
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Hog Boy Intl. @chimer.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
I can build my dream home I just need an empty lot and five years studying victorian architecture
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Hog Boy Intl. @chimer.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
me getting manic: I can install light switches. I can set up a washing machine. I know how to paint a wall. I could build my own house from scratch
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Hog Boy Intl. @chimer.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
this might be my stupidest idea yet but i'm so excited. i love this shit
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Hog Boy Intl. @chimer.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
Damn this place really is dead. I think I'll just delete my account
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Hog Boy Intl. @chimer.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
i'm going to grad school. bitch
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Hog Boy Intl. @chimer.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
I have to pack all my shit today while waiting for the results to come out. how sober do I need to be for this
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Hog Boy Intl. @chimer.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
I made spaghetti because i'm nerbous
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Hog Boy Intl. @chimer.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
Only 32 hours left and I'll know if I made it into the master's program or not.
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Hog Boy Intl. @chimer.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
At some point he asked me how long ive been working out for. Cause I looked strong. And there was no malice or intent in his voice at all & I was like haha let me grab this plywood panel and break eye contact
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Hog Boy Intl. @chimer.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
Spent all evening moving furniture to my neighbor's apartment... We smoked a joint and I watched him play HOI4 because we locked ourselves out of my apartment. It was nice in his room and kinda dark and I was playing with his dog. and then his wife came home and I was like 🙂 Heyy I got locked out.
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Hog Boy Intl. @chimer.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
yes I'm 29.
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Hog Boy Intl. @chimer.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
my own toolbox... Screwdrivers that I bought with my own money & didn't borrow from my mom... chatting with the hardware store attendant about paint rollers... i'm a real adult now
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Hog Boy Intl. @chimer.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
My screwdrivers & screws & rivets & assorted tools reached critical mass so I bought a toolbox to organize them... and as I was sorting small bits according to length and function I realized i've become a man
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Hog Boy Intl. @chimer.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
disassembling furniture is so relaxing actually. I feel like i'm reaching nirvana pulling this closet apart- who's putting fat fetishist content on my timeline
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Hog Boy Intl. @chimer.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
God I wish I could teleport furniture. I hate moving so much
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Hog Boy Intl. @chimer.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
INSTANT love
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Hog Boy Intl. @chimer.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
I found the reference material for my Latin classes... I could go through it as a refresher and try to read my copy of Hesiod's Theogony. For fun
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Hog Boy Intl. @chimer.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
you can tell I was nervous by how hunched and red i looked
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Hog Boy Intl. @chimer.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
I get severance pay...? 3K?!
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Hog Boy Intl. @chimer.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
i love rosalía's new album but its hard to listen to it in public and act like i'm not having a religious experience.
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Hog Boy Intl. @chimer.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
Ok I have to defend my master's project and I thot I was doing a presentation but my prospective advisor sent me an email to schedule it and said it'd be "an informal conversation". what the fuck
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Hog Boy Intl. @chimer.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
Just spent 1.5 hours folding plastic bags into little triangles #ritalin
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Hog Boy Intl. @chimer.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
IT'S NEGATIVE BITCHES!
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Hog Boy Intl. @chimer.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
If I test negative I'll start taking prep for real this time. if I test positive i'll kms
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Hog Boy Intl. @chimer.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
Time for my yearly hiv scare
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Hog Boy Intl. @chimer.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
One of my grandmas fell and bruised her face (she's fine) & I called her like Hey grandma! Heard you ate shit and she was like girll...
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Hog Boy Intl. @chimer.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
I'll have a stupid boyfriend and cherish him. I'll Charm him with my wit and pesto recipe. I'll believe in love again. When I finish moving
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Hog Boy Intl. @chimer.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
I wanna fall in love and start a relationship but I can't really invest in that until I finish moving so I'm just sitting on my hands like 😐
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Hog Boy Intl. @chimer.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
my suck & fuck farewell tour is going off
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Hog Boy Intl. @chimer.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
it's such a beautiful day today. I love unemployment
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Hog Boy Intl. @chimer.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
me & my friend were like omgg noo let's not go clubbing today.. girl i am SO sick... it's gonna be cooold tonight but the SECOND this club gave us free tickets we snapped into Ok what are u wearing.
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Hog Boy Intl. @chimer.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
it's such a beautiful day and I ran into like three different acquaintances and had pleasant conversations. met a new neighbor wholl probably take the furniture I've been trying to offload before the move. life's good. this is unemployment
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Hog Boy Intl. @chimer.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
mmm I could go to the public market for quindim and peruse the book fair...
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Hog Boy Intl. @chimer.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
Also just adopt...?
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Hog Boy Intl. @chimer.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
infertile women are so sensitive about it. Girl he's gonna divorce you anyway
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Hog Boy Intl. @chimer.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
IT'S OVER. I no longer teach English to idiots
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Hog Boy Intl. @chimer.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
I'm sick :(
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Hog Boy Intl. @chimer.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
only one more class and then I'll never have to teach online classes ever again
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Hog Boy Intl. @chimer.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
My last week at work...!!
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Hog Boy Intl. @chimer.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
Why is it 12 degrees in goddamn October
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Hog Boy Intl. @chimer.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
At 6pm I'll know if all my documents are in order and if I'm moving on to the next step in the grad school selection process. I'm ner🅱️ous
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Hog Boy Intl. @chimer.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
FINISHED my project I hope my professor has time to review it before I send it in
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Hog Boy Intl. @chimer.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
Ok I'll teach 3 classes real quick then I just need to put the references in and I'm done.
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Hog Boy Intl. @chimer.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
stress-induced masturbation first tho
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Hog Boy Intl. @chimer.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
I have to finish this project TODAY. I have to do it. I just need to write the methodology section and the theoretical background. and rewrite the introduction. I can totally do it
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