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chim-chim.bsky.social @chim-chim.bsky.social · 19h
Thanksgiving with drunk Uncle.
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chim-chim.bsky.social @chim-chim.bsky.social · 23h
He sure is conservative for a gay man. Has he tried to pray the gay away?
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chim-chim.bsky.social @chim-chim.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Ummmmm
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chim-chim.bsky.social @chim-chim.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
The Bungles
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chim-chim.bsky.social @chim-chim.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Somebody needs to identify all of the people in all of the lynching photos. I am sure AI would be very helpful. Identify them and out them. Their family's and communities need be brought to bear
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chim-chim.bsky.social @chim-chim.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
If the Kennedy Center ever decides to do a staged version of the movie Mask they will no problem with casting.
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chim-chim.bsky.social @chim-chim.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Can I get a copy of Musk's security clearance? Asking for a friend.
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chim-chim.bsky.social @chim-chim.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Camera couldn't keep up with Josh Hawley. He is way out in front.
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chim-chim.bsky.social @chim-chim.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
By campaigning he meant meeting the fellas at the bath house.
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chim-chim.bsky.social @chim-chim.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
It's a diaper. A big diaper. A big diaper full of shit.
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chim-chim.bsky.social @chim-chim.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Alright tough guy. Take it easy. Why don't you tell everyone your college basketball stories. They are amazing. I'll get it started. Here are your stats:
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chim-chim.bsky.social @chim-chim.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
So busy snorting Ketamine that he didn't brush his hair.
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chim-chim.bsky.social @chim-chim.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Pete must have a tiny penis because his whole life is grievance politics. So mad at the world.
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chim-chim.bsky.social @chim-chim.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Trump was part of the Manhattan project. He work for years trying to split Big Macs.
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chim-chim.bsky.social @chim-chim.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
There are no fucking crows in the Dell yard. Yikes
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chim-chim.bsky.social @chim-chim.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Give Pete a break. He was up all night sexually assaulting.
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chim-chim.bsky.social @chim-chim.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
The fumes from Trump's shit filled diaper melted the face of the lady next to him.
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chim-chim.bsky.social @chim-chim.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Fucking roided up ass hat.
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chim-chim.bsky.social @chim-chim.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
While they were walking to the helicopter Trump whispered to Ted that he wanted him to tickle his balls just like Natalie does. Ted giggled, and followed him up the steps.
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chim-chim.bsky.social @chim-chim.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Grandpa needs some pudding and a nap. "The United States imported US$5.52 billion worth of clocks and watches from Switzerland in 2025."
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chim-chim.bsky.social @chim-chim.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
You will still need someone to change your diaper.
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chim-chim.bsky.social @chim-chim.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Oh Jim. Just think, after the mid terms you are going to have so much extra time you can get back into wrestling. And you know what happens after wrestling. Showers!
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chim-chim.bsky.social @chim-chim.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Donald is well versed in "hizschty". I believe he studied at school. It is the science of making up shit about yourself.
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chim-chim.bsky.social @chim-chim.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
What the actual fuck is wrong with the ghoul standing to his left.
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chim-chim.bsky.social @chim-chim.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Some sad college ball stats for lil Pete
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chim-chim.bsky.social @chim-chim.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
That is some low T shit Pete.
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chim-chim.bsky.social @chim-chim.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
You don't need a crystal ball to see that Baron will sexually assault someone in the next three years. Maybe Don Jr. can add a prop bet to Kalshi
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chim-chim.bsky.social @chim-chim.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Sadly, there is an IQ requirement.
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chim-chim.bsky.social @chim-chim.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Pigeon toed skank. Imagine if Obama... Imagine if Clinton... Oh wait. He got impeached.
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chim-chim.bsky.social @chim-chim.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
For fucks sake. "An average of fewer than 20 to around 30 commodity and commercial vessels transit the Strait of Hormuz daily, remaining roughly 75% to 90% below pre-conflict levels due to recent attacks and blockades."
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chim-chim.bsky.social @chim-chim.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Nothing screams political success like banning media outlets from covering you. Fucking loser.
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chim-chim.bsky.social @chim-chim.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
That wasn't Jesus. That was Jose, the orderly. He has filed a cease and desist order. Leave Jose alone Mary
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chim-chim.bsky.social @chim-chim.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Keep it up Pete. If the house were in session right now you would have been impeached. The performative macho cosplay train is coming into the station. Soon you will be Pin Dick Pete again
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chim-chim.bsky.social @chim-chim.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I wouldn't fuck her with your dick.
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chim-chim.bsky.social @chim-chim.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Cross eyed mother fucker is going to rewrite history in double
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chim-chim.bsky.social @chim-chim.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Goldwater (a republican) is the one who convinced Nixon to leave. And Ford promised to give Nixon a pardon. Ford became president. So the republicans "couped" Nixon and took office. And Rep. Moore is retarded. Their word.
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chim-chim.bsky.social @chim-chim.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
We won't send you to fight on our basketball team. Pete, your college stats are horrible. You did a bunch of fighting from the bench.
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chim-chim.bsky.social @chim-chim.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Most of Pete's anger comes from his college basketball stats. 🤣
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chim-chim.bsky.social @chim-chim.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Maybe go old school and crucify her. Too soon my wildly hypocritical Christian friends?
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chim-chim.bsky.social @chim-chim.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Or... The US went to war with Iran because Bibi threatened to release the Epstein files. Sooooo noble.
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chim-chim.bsky.social @chim-chim.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Being a rock, he is a kid.
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chim-chim.bsky.social @chim-chim.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Vance looks like a high school theater kid who discovered make up was fun.
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chim-chim.bsky.social @chim-chim.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
He is the only Republican man to pull out in years.
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chim-chim.bsky.social @chim-chim.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
George Washington stopped taking communion after the Revolutionary War. Pete drains the sacramental wine daily.
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chim-chim.bsky.social @chim-chim.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I am told and everyone is saying it and they can't believe they have ever seen anything like it and they said that Bibi said that the people on the plane pulled the man from the pilot's seat and they did unbelievable things. I don't know if it's true but that's what I hear.
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chim-chim.bsky.social @chim-chim.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It reads like grandpa is off his meds.
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chim-chim.bsky.social @chim-chim.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I hereby declare from now until eternity that all citizens call Donald Trump's penis, Tiny.
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chim-chim.bsky.social @chim-chim.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
When she said she loved your beard, she was referring to Usha. And when she asked if you were related, she was politely asking if you were both gay.
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chim-chim.bsky.social @chim-chim.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Paging Usha Vance's family. Please pick up the red courtesy phone.
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chim-chim.bsky.social @chim-chim.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Um. No weirdos. Hmmm. Who is going to tell Psycho Pete that he is band leader of the weirdos?
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