Superman @chillsuperman.bsky.social · 24/08/2026congratulation to spider-man for wailing on a nazi prick j6 pedo 072
Superman @chillsuperman.bsky.social · 09/08/2026sometimes i like to dig around miles below the earths surface just scrounging around 010
Superman @chillsuperman.bsky.social · 08/08/2026nobody loves getting caught in the rain dumb song 000
Superman @chillsuperman.bsky.social · 07/08/2026i still use tools because sometime you need percision i aint supermanning open a can of beans 000
Superman @chillsuperman.bsky.social · 05/08/2026dont know how to fight anything i cant dispose of in a river 000
Superman @chillsuperman.bsky.social · 04/08/2026i dont save cats in trees theres never been a thankful cat 010
Superman @chillsuperman.bsky.social · 04/08/2026sometimes i eat the coal from a lit charcoal grill and swallow a cow 110
Superman @chillsuperman.bsky.social · 01/08/2026learning that i didnt turn back time but instead warped earth to a different dimension where lois wasnt dead or something im not a scientist 020
Superman @chillsuperman.bsky.social · 01/08/2026no i was actually dropping some kids off at the pool they were on fire dont be gross 010
Superman @chillsuperman.bsky.social · 16/07/2026im gonna stop taking care of climate related emergencies or nobody is gonna learn a lesson 000
Superman @chillsuperman.bsky.social · 11/07/2026i dont have a problem with killing i dont do it in front of people but i kill a lot 010
Superman @chillsuperman.bsky.social · 06/07/2026you all let the planet pull you down and thats pathetic 010
Superman @chillsuperman.bsky.social · 18/06/2026drinking all the poison in the world so nobody else drinks it 112
Superman @chillsuperman.bsky.social · 13/06/2026i suppose the worst thing about being superman is this dang foreskin 210
Superman @chillsuperman.bsky.social · 01/06/2026people need to stop saying sup because it is confusing to me 010
Superman @chillsuperman.bsky.social · 30/05/2026i could find all the dinosaur bones but i am very busy 163
Superman @chillsuperman.bsky.social · 29/05/2026dont know if i could eat a planet but i could drink a moon 010
Superman @chillsuperman.bsky.social · 25/05/2026you cant stop superman from watching your drive-in movie i can be a hundred miles away and watch it you dont know 000
Superman @chillsuperman.bsky.social · 25/05/2026everyone who likes sweet tea is lying to themselves 100
Superman @chillsuperman.bsky.social · 24/05/2026you cant imagine how much i hold back when i pee if i went full stream itd blow a hole in the earth 110
Superman @chillsuperman.bsky.social · 24/05/2026penguins are liars they are not fine "flying" in water its not just as good as flying for real 020
Superman @chillsuperman.bsky.social · 24/05/2026ill tell you this lex luthor is hung and he does nothing with it 110
Superman @chillsuperman.bsky.social · 24/05/2026i dont need shoes or clothes but a naked superman is gonna scare folks 030
Superman @chillsuperman.bsky.social · 23/05/2026lava hurts a lot im just not a damn baby about it 000
Superman @chillsuperman.bsky.social · 23/05/2026after a while its annoying to fly to paris for date food i did it once i didnt know it was gonna become a thing 001
Superman @chillsuperman.bsky.social · 22/05/2026i can only play one trumpet at once but i play it better than anyone ever has 100
Superman @chillsuperman.bsky.social · 22/05/2026humans quit going to space its bad for you out there 000
Superman @chillsuperman.bsky.social · 22/05/2026not gonna ruin the surprise but theres a lot in the ocean you all dont know about 000
