chillicheesefries.bsky.social @chillicheesefries.bsky.social · 6hThe funny thing about that statement... he actually WOULD be neutral. He'd be going after people who broke the law. Ignoring crime because adjudicating it might make waves is not neutral, it's performative cowardice. 010
chillicheesefries.bsky.social @chillicheesefries.bsky.social · 13/10/2026The rare time where that isn't a terrible criteria for judging how good they are at the job... well, that and not saying things that are blatant lies, but this admin thinks a bit differently about that point. 000
chillicheesefries.bsky.social @chillicheesefries.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Mine's "Prefers this brand they've bought multiple of" and "likely lives in *city that's been my shipping address since I created my account*" 000
chillicheesefries.bsky.social @chillicheesefries.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Sure, the big numbers are all just for things that are bad. Biggest price tags for Americans, biggest national debt, most expensive vanity projects, etc. 000
chillicheesefries.bsky.social @chillicheesefries.bsky.social · 06/10/2026From the man who famously drinks diet coke. 000
chillicheesefries.bsky.social @chillicheesefries.bsky.social · 06/10/2026If you spew random crap often enough, eventually you'll accidentally tell the truth. 000
chillicheesefries.bsky.social @chillicheesefries.bsky.social · 04/10/2026The cybertruck probably got stuck on the first pass and needed a tow truck. 010
chillicheesefries.bsky.social @chillicheesefries.bsky.social · 04/10/2026The angle here is "Evidence should not be admissible against people in politics, because we all know how guilty we are." 000
chillicheesefries.bsky.social @chillicheesefries.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I think corrupt in his book is "won't accept a bribe" 010
chillicheesefries.bsky.social @chillicheesefries.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Most *insert negative adjective* president ever. 010
chillicheesefries.bsky.social @chillicheesefries.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Right? Exactly my thought too - Lets get offended on behalf of someone else, and then sue them? Emotional distress once removed? 010
chillicheesefries.bsky.social @chillicheesefries.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Lets bring the guy who has argued criminal cases internationally to ask leading questions to get him to say something that could be stretched into being something perceived as mildly incriminating. Since we're all people who's qualification is corporate funding and/or nepotism it should go great! 020
chillicheesefries.bsky.social @chillicheesefries.bsky.social · 27/09/2026He, personally, himself, has the best financial numbers he's ever seen (The secret ingredient is crime). And the media largely does refuse to report on it... 000
chillicheesefries.bsky.social @chillicheesefries.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Dems can't do this! I mean, neither can I, but that's not the point I'm trying to get you to believe. 000
chillicheesefries.bsky.social @chillicheesefries.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Maybe just do point 1 and skip 2? 000
chillicheesefries.bsky.social @chillicheesefries.bsky.social · 25/09/2026*to small difficult child* Sure Timmy, since we're visiting you, you can absolutely change our dogs name *asks rest of family to humor him for the rest of the day until they leave to go home* 010
chillicheesefries.bsky.social @chillicheesefries.bsky.social · 25/09/2026something something domestic supply of infants? 000
chillicheesefries.bsky.social @chillicheesefries.bsky.social · 25/09/2026He shouldn't be doing most of the things he does. 000
chillicheesefries.bsky.social @chillicheesefries.bsky.social · 25/09/2026static.klipy.comThree Friends as CowboysALT: Three Friends as Cowboys 010
chillicheesefries.bsky.social @chillicheesefries.bsky.social · 25/09/2026It's easier to report on the number of times he tells the truth, but then you basically never get to write a story. 000
chillicheesefries.bsky.social @chillicheesefries.bsky.social · 25/09/2026More likely 100% the opposite, which makes him uncomfortable, and since he has a (R) next to his name, it makes more sense to blame them than consider what that might mean. 170
chillicheesefries.bsky.social @chillicheesefries.bsky.social · 23/09/2026I mean, he doesn't know what anything costs, so he assumes no one else does either. 000
chillicheesefries.bsky.social @chillicheesefries.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Or at least hearing it mentioned wasn't immediately followed by the thought "Oh fuck, what now?" 000
chillicheesefries.bsky.social @chillicheesefries.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Skeleton desperately trying to escape prison of flesh states he's not smart enough to do his job so he might as well just give up. 000
chillicheesefries.bsky.social @chillicheesefries.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Maybe make more than 8% of stuff you do a net positive? And that's giving benefit of the doubt that all the 8% is true, which it isn't. 000
chillicheesefries.bsky.social @chillicheesefries.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Expecting to get a reaction along the lines of "they used to be terrible but now they're great!" out of him severely underestimates his pettiness. 060
chillicheesefries.bsky.social @chillicheesefries.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Saying tremendous criminal power over them vs tremendous legal power seems on point. 010
chillicheesefries.bsky.social @chillicheesefries.bsky.social · 13/09/2026plus that gaudy ass helipad. 010
chillicheesefries.bsky.social @chillicheesefries.bsky.social · 13/09/2026You'd think they should be able to find local terrible people to platform.. 001
chillicheesefries.bsky.social @chillicheesefries.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Remember when we had presidents who understood they weren't the expert on every topic imaginable and actually sought out expert advice rather than going "You know what? My pool guy could fix this! I'll even tell him what material to use!" 000
chillicheesefries.bsky.social @chillicheesefries.bsky.social · 05/09/2026BUT BIGGER NUMBERS OUR SIDE MAKE BRAIN BIG HAPPY 020
chillicheesefries.bsky.social @chillicheesefries.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Hey, he needs the money for his ballroom - until it gets time to pay the bill for the ballroom, then suddenly I'm sure we'll be expected to pay for it, and the money already designated for it will have either never existed in the first place, or will have magically disappeared with no explanation. 030
chillicheesefries.bsky.social @chillicheesefries.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Did he actually send/say "reframe" vs "refrain"? If so, that's an absolutely amazing slip. "Yes, we know he absolutely is, but please word it in a way that makes it sound less terrible, because he's the president and he should get away with whatever he wants to." 080
chillicheesefries.bsky.social @chillicheesefries.bsky.social · 24/08/2026Are the actual polls in the room with us right now? 000
chillicheesefries.bsky.social @chillicheesefries.bsky.social · 21/08/2026We have our bright spots, but not going to fault you for the blanket call - roughly for each positive we have a negative and an neutral/apathetic. Definitely a surplus of WTF all around. 130
chillicheesefries.bsky.social @chillicheesefries.bsky.social · 20/08/2026If ever comes the day when it's her fault, that will mean the next person took it over and is now blaming her, or the next admin has already take over - essentially the same thing, just (hopefully) with more positive results associated rather than just more blame shifting. 000
chillicheesefries.bsky.social @chillicheesefries.bsky.social · 20/08/2026Mainstream media is against us because they refuse to parrot ALL our lies, only an unreasonable amount of them. 000
chillicheesefries.bsky.social @chillicheesefries.bsky.social · 17/08/2026I'm sure somehow they're all considering the clock restarting every weekend ceasefire agreement, as well as increasing the 'wars ended' counter on the wall in sharpie. That's not how it works, sure, but none of this is how anything works... 021
chillicheesefries.bsky.social @chillicheesefries.bsky.social · 14/08/2026Well, there was that photo recently of him playing golf with like anti-air missles on a vehicle behind him. 120
chillicheesefries.bsky.social @chillicheesefries.bsky.social · 14/08/2026Excellent statistics for someone who campaigned extensively on eliminating government waste... Not that lack of truthfulness is in any way even nearing the borders of surprise. 010
chillicheesefries.bsky.social @chillicheesefries.bsky.social · 14/08/2026pretty sure real zuck could still take elon though... wouldn't pay to see it or anything, but would love to laugh at the non-paywalled summary afterwards. 100
chillicheesefries.bsky.social @chillicheesefries.bsky.social · 12/08/2026Prediction markets are not predictive and should be banned. 000
chillicheesefries.bsky.social @chillicheesefries.bsky.social · 11/08/2026Hmm - people are upset that he's corrupt and seeking personal enrichment in his position... Who's the best person we can think of to vouch for him? What? No, that's not... well, here we are. 000
chillicheesefries.bsky.social @chillicheesefries.bsky.social · 11/08/2026I'm not sure if 'forgotten' is the correct word choice here... ignored? willfully disregarded? suborned? 010
chillicheesefries.bsky.social @chillicheesefries.bsky.social · 07/08/2026Maybe he misread an application for a visiting youth orchestra? 000
chillicheesefries.bsky.social @chillicheesefries.bsky.social · 05/08/2026Republicans vowed to ensure he's replaced with someone who'd work harder to make sure there isn't as much evidence/publicity in the future. 070
chillicheesefries.bsky.social @chillicheesefries.bsky.social · 05/08/2026I believe the term is Guinea BIG 1661
chillicheesefries.bsky.social @chillicheesefries.bsky.social · 04/08/2026I mean, he recklessly executes contracts with his own money as well, those people just don't actually get paid. 111
chillicheesefries.bsky.social @chillicheesefries.bsky.social · 31/07/2026I get that the context in the article likely says otherwise, but my dumb ass still giggled at the idea of 400+ year old beavers finally having their first child... like are these Scottish beavers highlanders? There can only be 2 (3)? 010
chillicheesefries.bsky.social @chillicheesefries.bsky.social · 24/07/2026Definitely not diminishing the good that the success represents... It's 100% a good thing that it was successful.. but very much feels like this: 061
