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Lynnie 📚♈️💀🧙🏼

@childproof-lock.bsky.social
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Feminist. Cat mom. Auntie. Twin. Loves: reading, traveling, horror movies, astrology, laughing, pop culture, wrestling. Aries ☀️ Capricorn 🌙 Scorpio ⬆️ Men who mansplain or try to tell me how to live my life will be blocked 💅🏼

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Lynnie 📚♈️💀🧙🏼 @childproof-lock.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
Copied word for word on another post made like a half hour before yours?
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Lynnie 📚♈️💀🧙🏼 @childproof-lock.bsky.social · 21/07/2025
Why did you steal this post?
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Lynnie 📚♈️💀🧙🏼 @childproof-lock.bsky.social · 20/07/2025
In my example, in The Holiday I much preferred Miles (Jack Black) over Graham (Jude Law) even though Graham is more conventionally attractive. It was Miles’s humor and personality for me.
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Lynnie 📚♈️💀🧙🏼 @childproof-lock.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
I got a strike on my tiktok account for this 🤣 ever since tiktok came back after the ban they are suppressing videos, handing out community violations guidelines like candy, and banning people who speak out against trump. But the MAGAts can comment vile things and their shit doesn’t get removed
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Lynnie 📚♈️💀🧙🏼 @childproof-lock.bsky.social · 16/03/2025
Shouldn’t this fucking bitch be working
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Lynnie 📚♈️💀🧙🏼 @childproof-lock.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
Edgar looks so cute in his surgical suit 😭😍 Please excuse the mess, I just moved
A black and white kitten named Edgar, showing off his blue surgical suit after his vasectomy
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Lynnie 📚♈️💀🧙🏼 @childproof-lock.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
All in all what should have been a quick trip took me almost 2 hours. I’m exhausted and haven’t eaten. This kitten is going to kill me solely from raising my blood pressure. Anyway here he is with the suit half on, that’s the most he would allow 😭
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Lynnie 📚♈️💀🧙🏼 @childproof-lock.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
Edgar has been home an hour and has already gotten the cone off twice. Thankfully my little sister was already out and found an inflatable cone at the pet store. She’s really coming in clutch! He won’t stop licking his balls 😭
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Lynnie 📚♈️💀🧙🏼 @childproof-lock.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
Edgar had to fast overnight for his surgery and he threw up in the car on the way to the vet and ate it 😭
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Lynnie 📚♈️💀🧙🏼 @childproof-lock.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
My son is going for his vasectomy tomorrow. I hope it calms him down a little. Here he is lounging under the tv while I watched Elimination Chamber. He looks like I caught him ogling Alexa Bliss’s butt 🤣
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Lynnie 📚♈️💀🧙🏼 @childproof-lock.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
He looks like Francis from Pee Wee’s Big Adventure
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Lynnie 📚♈️💀🧙🏼 @childproof-lock.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
I highly encourage anyone feeling embarrassed and ashamed by Krasnov’s actions yesterday towards President Zelenskyy to write to the Ukrainian embassy and let them know we support them and stand with them! Here is my email. The email address is emb_us@mfa.gov.ua (found on the embassy’s website).
My email to the Ukrainian embassy reads as follows:

Dear President Zelenskyy and the Ukrainian people,

Please accept my most sincere and humble apologies on behalf of Americans across the country for the way President Zelenskyy was treated yesterday by our so-called President and Vice President, other members of the American government, and the news media in the Oval Office. This behavior by grown men towards you and your country is shameful, embarrassing, and unacceptable. The majority of Americans do not support this spineless man and his minions, and we certainly do not agree with or condone that kind of treatment towards a nation we consider allies and friends.It’s truly disgusting that a “world leader” would have the audacity to put on that kind of a display. I put “world leader” in quotation marks because that man is not fit to lead anything, much less a country as vast and diverse as the United States. Most Americans have always known that he is a deeply insecure, disgusting man. I sincerely hope the people he has brainwashed into his cult have finally realized this after yesterday’s embarrassing display. He has certainly proven it beyond a shadow of a doubt live on television yesterday.He has also finally proven without any uncertainty that he is an agent of Russia and Vladimir Putin’s puppet. This man (should we just start referring to him as Krasnov from now on?) is a traitor to the American people and our country’s allies.

I am deeply ashamed to be American. I hope President Zelenskyy and the Ukrainian people know that we don’t condone Krasnov’s actions, and can accept our sincere apology. The world is in turmoil and we need the bonds of friendship, respect, and alliance if we hope to survive what is coming.

Slava Ukraini!
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Lynnie 📚♈️💀🧙🏼 @childproof-lock.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
Iced coffee with oat milk and caramel and a biscuit with honey butter. Food tastes better when it’s from a local small business 🖤
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Lynnie 📚♈️💀🧙🏼 @childproof-lock.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
Why is it always dudes with cartoons as their profile pictures that are the most insufferable? This one seems to think being a jerk about people who don’t have the ability to boycott during the economic strike is justified. I’m so sick of having to explain compassion to men like this
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Lynnie 📚♈️💀🧙🏼 @childproof-lock.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
I have seasonal affective disorder on top of severe clinical depression, and every year when the birds return and start singing, I feel a giant weight lift from my chest. And watching Edgar experience the beginnings of spring helps too 🖤
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Lynnie 📚♈️💀🧙🏼 @childproof-lock.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
RIP Freddie. Even though your dad got custody of you in the divorce, I still love you very much and missed you all the time. I hope wherever you are, you don’t feel pain anymore. And I hope Ollie greeted you. You’ll always be my chonky boy. I know your dad is heartbroken. I love you forever and ever
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Lynnie 📚♈️💀🧙🏼 @childproof-lock.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
Sure, he’s cuddly now. But yesterday he launched himself from his goth kitty condo directly onto my face. I bled for 20 minutes 😭
Showing off the scratches my cat gave me on my face while he tries to apologize by cuddling and being cute
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Lynnie 📚♈️💀🧙🏼 @childproof-lock.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
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Lynnie 📚♈️💀🧙🏼 @childproof-lock.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
May your dreams come true 🖤
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Lynnie 📚♈️💀🧙🏼 @childproof-lock.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
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Lynnie 📚♈️💀🧙🏼 @childproof-lock.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
Can we do one to rename the country too?
Gulf of Mexico renamed to Gulf of Mediocre White Men
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Lynnie 📚♈️💀🧙🏼 @childproof-lock.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
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Lynnie 📚♈️💀🧙🏼 @childproof-lock.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
Edgar is getting so big! His favorite things are his goth kitty condo, climbing all of the boxes I’ve packed for our move, biting me in the face, and snuggling 🖤
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Lynnie 📚♈️💀🧙🏼 @childproof-lock.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
Anyone else participating tonight? I have my lights off except for a bedside lamp to read. I didn’t even want to use that but my camping lantern broke 😭 #resist #lightsout
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Lynnie 📚♈️💀🧙🏼 @childproof-lock.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
MADA - make America die again
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Lynnie 📚♈️💀🧙🏼 @childproof-lock.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
My son insists on being in my personal space at all times and I fear it’s time to splurge on a baby body wrap
Edgar insists on burrowing in my shirt like a newborn baby
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Lynnie 📚♈️💀🧙🏼 @childproof-lock.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
Edgar has his paw on my arm, reminding me to breathe and not panic over the state of our country (and work because it’s Monday and it’s a shit show). Thanks Eddie, you are the cutest and most devilish emotional support kitten I could have ever wished for. 🖤
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Lynnie 📚♈️💀🧙🏼 @childproof-lock.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
If you see this post, quote with a bridge from your gallery
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Lynnie 📚♈️💀🧙🏼 @childproof-lock.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
He really said that. Out loud. TWICE. And he’s still going to be inaugurated?! @aoc.bsky.social #threattodemocracy #tellingonhimself #cheat #electionfraud
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Lynnie 📚♈️💀🧙🏼 @childproof-lock.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
I read fewer books in 2024 than 2023, but it was a case of quality over quantity! I’m also a very slow reader thanks to ✨ADHD✨ #BookSky #2024ReadingWrapUp #2024ReadingStats #StoryGraph
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Lynnie 📚♈️💀🧙🏼 @childproof-lock.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
Edgar loves his laser pointer! (Please ignore the mess - I have adhd and struggle with clutter)
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Lynnie 📚♈️💀🧙🏼 @childproof-lock.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
It’s Edgar’s first Christmas and I went all out on his stocking. There’s kicker toys, crinkly foil balls, mice, and a hands free laser pointer waiting for him to enjoy tomorrow morning. I can’t wait!
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Lynnie 📚♈️💀🧙🏼 @childproof-lock.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
Currently reading #booksky #christmasreading #christmashorror
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Lynnie 📚♈️💀🧙🏼 @childproof-lock.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
I like everything really, except country music & I loathe a certain very popular blonde singer with a militant & very mean fanbase. However, since Payno died, I ONLY listed to 1D going on 2 months straight now. I’m curious what my year in music would look like if he hadn’t passed away!
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Lynnie 📚♈️💀🧙🏼 @childproof-lock.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
Here’s my Apple replay for 2024. I swear up until October I mostly listened to rock & metal, with some silly guilty pleasures thrown in (hello Shrek & Barbie soundtracks!). But Liam Payne’s death really shook up my listening habits. I’m a Directioner for life, but I also have really diverse taste.
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Lynnie 📚♈️💀🧙🏼 @childproof-lock.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
This clip from #cunkonearth still makes me laugh so hard
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Lynnie 📚♈️💀🧙🏼 @childproof-lock.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
Happy Krampusnacht!! *art is not mine, if anyone know who the artist is, please credit them*
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Lynnie 📚♈️💀🧙🏼 @childproof-lock.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
Choose 20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers. (Day 20/20) #BookSky 💙📚 #Books #BookChallenge #20daybookchallenge
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Lynnie 📚♈️💀🧙🏼 @childproof-lock.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
Quote with a selfie + the ruler of your ascendant #Astrosky #Astrology 1st House Scorpio Uranus ♏️
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Lynnie 📚♈️💀🧙🏼 @childproof-lock.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
Choose 20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers. (Day 19/20) #BookSky 💙📚 #Books #BookChallenge #20daybookchallenge
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Lynnie 📚♈️💀🧙🏼 @childproof-lock.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
Edgar has been sitting like this for a full 5 minutes since we got home from his first vet appointment. He is traumatized. But he is also 2.8 lbs, which makes him about 10-11 weeks old. The vet gave a DOB range of 9/24-9/30…
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Lynnie 📚♈️💀🧙🏼 @childproof-lock.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
Choose 20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers. (Day 18/20) #BookSky 💙📚 #Books #BookChallenge #20daybookchallenge
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Lynnie 📚♈️💀🧙🏼 @childproof-lock.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
Captain Holt would approve of the magnificent balloon arch in the ring to celebrate The New Day’s 10th anniversary
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Lynnie 📚♈️💀🧙🏼 @childproof-lock.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
Choose 20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers. (Day 17/20) #BookSky 💙📚 #Books #BookChallenge #20daybookchallenge
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Lynnie 📚♈️💀🧙🏼 @childproof-lock.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
Here are my November stats courtesy of #storygraph 🖤 #booksky
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Lynnie 📚♈️💀🧙🏼 @childproof-lock.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
Great non fiction reads this month! The one fiction book that bled over from October was just alright 🤷🏻‍♀️ #booksky #novemberreadingwrapup #nonfictionnovember
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Lynnie 📚♈️💀🧙🏼 @childproof-lock.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
Starting my annual tradition of watching Christmas themed horror movies. Up first - Gremlins 🖤
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Lynnie 📚♈️💀🧙🏼 @childproof-lock.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
Choose 20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers. (Day 16/20) #BookSky 💙📚 #Books #BookChallenge #20daybookchallenge
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Lynnie 📚♈️💀🧙🏼 @childproof-lock.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
Choose 20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers. (Day 15/20) #BookSky 💙📚 #Books #BookChallenge #20daybookchallenge
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Lynnie 📚♈️💀🧙🏼 @childproof-lock.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
Choose 20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers. (Day 13/20) #BookSky 💙📚 #Books #BookChallenge #20daybookchallenge
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