iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

chikachikaslimkatie @chikax2slimkatie.bsky.social · 23h

this ten-page executive summary is brought to you by ashnikko’s most unhinged songs on loop and one very, very tired little bean (me 🥲)

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chikachikaslimkatie @chikax2slimkatie.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

I think that we as a society need to start using “🫳🍅” to express displeasure online more. like yeah, man, that take’s so bad that I’m gonna have to throw a rotten tomato at you right now.

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chikachikaslimkatie @chikax2slimkatie.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

oopsie fuck I barely slept and I was on autopilot this morning and therefore wound up at the office wearing the ratty old t-shirt and sports bra I walked my dogs in 😭

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chikachikaslimkatie @chikax2slimkatie.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

lmao okay so I was super into the Star Trek movie reboots (Star Trek 2009 and onward) alongside my brother and his partner at the time, and there’s one particular song from around that time that, still to this day, I hear and go, “oh yeah, this is my KirkxSpock otp song!!! a bop.” 🥹💖

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chikachikaslimkatie @chikax2slimkatie.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

love it here because you can tell a company that the work environment is so toxic that you’re, oh, idk, literally not menstruating due to stress and the company will be like, “leadership is trying really hard to save you money on tampons, and this is how you treat us? 😮‍💨😔”

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chikachikaslimkatie @chikax2slimkatie.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

why do sirens last so much longer when you’re trying to sleep? 😭 I swear to god a whole squad of emergency vehicles just sat and spun on my dick.

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chikachikaslimkatie @chikax2slimkatie.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

y’all ever get an unnecessarily cordial handshake and back pat from a posturing snake of a motherfucker who is absolutely not on your side despite how they act to your face and it makes you want to tear your shirt in half and bellow like one of those jacked werewolves because yeah same

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chikachikaslimkatie @chikax2slimkatie.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

*glancing around my cubicle* wow, Hell has a lot more pink than one might expect

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chikachikaslimkatie @chikax2slimkatie.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

I like to put on different youtube videos for the dogs to watch so they have a little extra stimulation. I normally choose things like walking videos through old kyoto or coral reef videos. but this morning I’ve played korean convenience store vlogs and momo is so locked in. 😭💖😂

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𝕷𝖎𝖑𝖎𝖙𝖍 (€22.37/€145 mic fund) @spineinbloom.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Trump has eliminated the LGBQT suicide hotline, so Canada has made theirs availabale to Americans. 1-877-565-8860 ⬇️⬇️⬇️

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chikachikaslimkatie @chikax2slimkatie.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

7:00 pm is my bedtime for a reason. like girl what??

a note on my phone from September 4th, 20206 at 11:00 PM (that I don’t remember making whatsoever) which reads: Biscuit butter

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chikachikaslimkatie @chikax2slimkatie.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

can my phone please let me say I’m going to pee instead of I’m going to pre. please. I don’t even have the glands for that.

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chikachikaslimkatie @chikax2slimkatie.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

I very much know that “omw” stands for, “on my way,” but my brain still sees it and immediately and super helpfully supplies, “ocific morthwest” 🙄

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chikachikaslimkatie @chikax2slimkatie.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

not now, kitten. daddy’s going time blind.

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chikachikaslimkatie @chikax2slimkatie.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

finally sent the funds we raised during the couple streams I did back in PRIDE month (I'm ADHD and battling hella demons ok the timetable looks different atm) off to Rose Dynasty Foundation! thank you to @emdashinggent.bsky.social, @mochikoii.bsky.social, and everyone else who donated. xoxo

Rose Dynasty Foundation web page confirming a donation was made. The page says, "Please consider making your donation recurring below. We appreciate all your love and support!" The page then has a bullet point list of methods via which one can donate to the foundation. There's a box containing the confirmation message at the bottom.

Corresponding email confirmation for donation to Rose Dynasty Foundation which reads (with my name censored):

"Thank You For Your Donation to Rose Dynasty Foundation Inc.
Inbox
Rose Dynasty Foundation INC <noreply@rosedynastyfoundationinc.org>

7:22 PM (22 minutes ago)

to me
Dear XXXXXXXX:

We are excited and honored that you donated, $154.79, to the Rose Dynasty Foundation Inc. Please be assured that 100% of your donation will be used to complete the projects and community events we are currently putting together.

Thank you for your kind heart and generosity.

Momma Ashley Rose/Jason DeShazo

Founder/President of Rose Dynasty Foundation Inc.
www.rosedynastyfoundationinc.org"

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Ember 💗 NB4A @emberglows.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

Interview went well, I should hear back soon! But now its the 1st and I don't have money to pay rent. I really need help. And if I get this new job, I can start paying it forward. 🙏 Digital Art Commissions: vgen.co/ember_glows Press-On Sets: ko-fi.com/ember_glows Fastest: cash.app/$embergl0ws

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ember_glows (@ember_glows)

Check out ember_glows's commissions and portfolio! | artist possessed by a self-love demon. Lewdtuber/Twitch Affiliate. ...

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chikachikaslimkatie @chikax2slimkatie.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

for iPhone users, go to your inbox, open the menu by clicking on the three bars in the upper left-hand corner, scroll down and select Settings, scroll down and select Data Privacy, toggle off Smart features. then select Google Workspace smart features and toggle off both items in there as well. xx

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chikachikaslimkatie @chikax2slimkatie.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

“dog paws smell like fritos!” idk man I think dog paws existed first. also how fucked up is it that no one told the fritos guy before he went all-in with the fritos thing? why did no one tell him, “hey mate these chips slap but they also smell like dog feet?”

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chikachikaslimkatie @chikax2slimkatie.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

I follow a lot of people on tumblr who write fic for many different fandoms, and there’s one fandom with a character called “pope” (I have no idea what fandom). and every time someone is in their ask box with drabble ideas, I get so confused because I read it as “the pope” and not “pope”.

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chikachikaslimkatie @chikax2slimkatie.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

so I may or may not have waited like 31-ish years to enter my roblox phase (don’t judge me ok that’s not what this is about) and my avatar/outfit got removed from my inventory the other day. I appealed it. then I had this enlightening conversation with roblox support. you can’t make this shit up. 😭

email screenshot that reads:

Sterling (Roblox)
Aug 26, 2026, 9:09 PM UTC

Hello there,

We're sorry but we're unable to provide you with any further information or response regarding this inquiry. We encourage you to review the previous information sent to you as we have provided you with all that we can at this time. However, if you need further assistance with a different matter, please don't hesitate to let us know.

Sincerely,

Sterling
Appeals
Roblox Support

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chikachikaslimkatie @chikax2slimkatie.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

after months of doing insane shit nonstop at work, I get to pivot for a moment and copy edit a 962-page document. so ready to put my headphones on and hunker down under my little grammar and syntax rock. thank fuck. 😭💖

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chikachikaslimkatie @chikax2slimkatie.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

hey, don’t cry. warm buttered popcorn with grated parmesan cheese and a pinch or two of tony chachere’s to taste, okay? 🫂

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🎀 Brynn 🎀 @brynnreneebooks.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Hi cutie, I’m Brynn! 🎀 I'm a transfemme romance, horror, and er*tica author. All of my books can be found on Amazon in ebook, paperback, or in KU! MM is my preferred pairing, but I dabble in MF or MMF from time to time. HEAs or HFNs are always guaranteed, and my books are a little (a lot) steamy!

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chikachikaslimkatie @chikax2slimkatie.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

I suc’d that cumb so hard, I fear 🥲

an image of a white guy from uhhh maybe dexter or psych or something. I don’t know. feel free to drop his deets in the comments. anyway, he’s looking a little coked up and he’s leaning forward, giving us a smolder. he’s wearing a long-sleeved white button-up shirt like a choir boy or perhaps an accountant who forgot his pocket protector and is feeling slightly saucy, considering the undone top button. ANYWAY. left justified white text superimposed on the upper left of the image reads, “I will not succumb to the urges,” and right justified white text superimposed on the lower right of the image reads, “or any previous behavioural patterns.” spellcheck is not liking that “u” in “behavioural” but it’s probably the British idk. abolish ICE, eat the rich, lie to cops but not paramedics. xoxo

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Bunny @bunnyxsprinkles.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

*eats a metric fuck ton of gummy bears even though they hurt my tummy*

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chikachikaslimkatie @chikax2slimkatie.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

hey yeah reporting back. it’s the child. it’s the literal actual child jumping from furniture or something and landing so hard that my wall rattles against my desk. this juiced-up avenger kid needs structure sooo bad. please parent your renewable energy source. or at least buy them a treadmill. 😭

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chikachikaslimkatie @chikax2slimkatie.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

there was so much peanut butter on my smoothie bowl this morning that I practically felt like a dog being distracted during a nail trim 😭😭😭

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chikachikaslimkatie @chikax2slimkatie.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

I love having a sibling that moved to Ohio because now every Ohio meme I find has a predestined target and it feels so good to be the conduit

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chikachikaslimkatie @chikax2slimkatie.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

officially back to the point where my nerve compression issues are causing me to throw up (soon to be daily again, I’m sure🥰), and it’s just such a sweet reminder of how much I love the impossibility of receiving ongoing, affordable treatment for chronic pain and illnesses in this shitty country 💖

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chikachikaslimkatie @chikax2slimkatie.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

the adult keepers of the tiny and tireless usain bolt in the apartment above mine have begun dropping what I can only assume are actual goddamn anvils at a point just over my bed. cool! 💖

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Chloé Stawski @chlowski.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

moon prism power, make up ! 🌙💗✨

fanart of the main character from Sailor Moon, Usagi
she's taking a mirror selfie, wearing something resembling her magical girl outfit but in a more modern way : white crop top, skirt, everything has a cute bow on it

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chikachikaslimkatie @chikax2slimkatie.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

the dog father be like, “you come to me on the day of my daughter’s shedding”

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chikachikaslimkatie @chikax2slimkatie.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

hi hi hi hi @mochikoii.bsky.social hi I wanted to let you (and the other good people of bsky) know that jollibee is selling their pineapple quencher by the half gallon right now 🤝💖🫡

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chikachikaslimkatie @chikax2slimkatie.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

“love thy neighbor.” ok will do but not when they like to be loud in the courtyard at 10:00 PM on a weeknight. 💖

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chikachikaslimkatie @chikax2slimkatie.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

how tired am I? well I just misread “shrink wrap” as “shrimp wank”, so there’s that.

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chikachikaslimkatie @chikax2slimkatie.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

also! for those of you who donated to my PRIDE fundraiser for Rose Dynasty Foundation, I haven’t forgotten!!! I was just considering continuing the fundraiser, but I haven’t streamed this month. so once I do make the final donation, I’ll definitely follow up on here. thanks again, y’all. 💖

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chikachikaslimkatie @chikax2slimkatie.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

over-under on the number of hot girl cries I have in the bathroom today???

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chikachikaslimkatie @chikax2slimkatie.bsky.social · 26/07/2026

the physics in power wash sim are crazy. how am I perching two inches away from the ledge in mid-fucking-air? I’m practically pissing on Newton right now.

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chikachikaslimkatie @chikax2slimkatie.bsky.social · 26/07/2026

“put me down, coach,” or whatever the saying is

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chikachikaslimkatie @chikax2slimkatie.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

tell me why my response to a wasp dive-bombing me just now was to hold a single hand out and say, “ma’am, please remain in your vehicle,” while ducking 😭

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chikachikaslimkatie @chikax2slimkatie.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

can we set an eating disorder on fire for sharing so many neurobiological similarities with addiction. can we do that. is that a thing we can fucking do please actually.

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chikachikaslimkatie @chikax2slimkatie.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

need to go on vacation so my depression can be a ✨tropical depression✨

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chikachikaslimkatie @chikax2slimkatie.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

unfair how children can sleep in wild configurations only otherwise seen when looking at wretched little organisms growing in a petri dish. meanwhile, you turn 30 and suddenly you need a pillow to keep your hips perfectly aligned while you sleep or you wake up unable to walk for three days.

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chikachikaslimkatie @chikax2slimkatie.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

“marijuana is a gateway drug.” yeah, a gateway to blowing through a few Tents and Trees levels and then taking a fat fucking nap. what of it.

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chikachikaslimkatie @chikax2slimkatie.bsky.social · 11/07/2026

I’ve carefully curated this tumblr dash since I was a preteen and it waters my garden every day

text post from tumblr user falling-through-a-trapdoor which reads, “‘Would you like to use AI assistant?’ I’d like to kill AI Assistant with a gun,” immediately followed by a text post from tumblr user hustlerose that reads, “NOT being a good girl today. barking and ripping things up and freaking it,” and obviously I’ve reblogged both of them because I have taste

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chikachikaslimkatie @chikax2slimkatie.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

happy 102nd birthday to caesar salad!!!! 🥳🍾🎉🙏

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