Betting Lines (Don’t Don’t Do It) @chiefsplus.bsky.social · 9hI’d find this amusing if KC didn’t have Butker. 210
Betting Lines (Don’t Don’t Do It) @chiefsplus.bsky.social · 15hSNL’s cold open this week needs to be an NFL pregame show with guest picker Eric Schmitt. Comedy gold especially as the (Arizona) Cardinals take on the (New York) Giants. 000
Betting Lines (Don’t Don’t Do It) @chiefsplus.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Doubt I’ll make it for College GameDay but I expect to see a “Welcome to Atlanta” sign in the crowd. 010
Betting Lines (Don’t Don’t Do It) @chiefsplus.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Wait until he hears about the SEC, which has three teams named Tigers and two Bulldogs. 001
Betting Lines (Don’t Don’t Do It) @chiefsplus.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Between beating Michigan with 2 seconds on the clock and getting name dropped in a Senate Judiciary Committee hearing, the Iowa Hawkeyes are having a week for the ages. 020
Betting Lines (Don’t Don’t Do It) @chiefsplus.bsky.social · 29/09/2026The Hawks game Jack Smith attended was the University of Iowa women’s basketball team when they visited Maryland. 110
Betting Lines (Don’t Don’t Do It) @chiefsplus.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Why is my local ABC starting the news before football is over? More importantly, why are they covering up the scorebug to announce it? 000
Betting Lines (Don’t Don’t Do It) @chiefsplus.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Fantastic Voyage playing over the graphic of Ben Johnson on a boat. The MNF crew are the smartest people at ESPN. 010
Betting Lines (Don’t Don’t Do It) @chiefsplus.bsky.social · 28/09/2026At this point, the Rams are more likely to end up on a motivational poster about talent not working hard than they are winning it all. 000
Betting Lines (Don’t Don’t Do It) @chiefsplus.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Even the officials don’t like the Rams. 000
Betting Lines (Don’t Don’t Do It) @chiefsplus.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Broncos are going to win this, aren’t they? 000
Betting Lines (Don’t Don’t Do It) @chiefsplus.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Yeah, this goes against every bloodborne pathogen training I’ve ever taken. 000
Betting Lines (Don’t Don’t Do It) @chiefsplus.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I know how much we all hate fascist CBS right now but between Iowa-Michigan and Ravens-Cowboys, they had some football bangers this weekend. 020
Betting Lines (Don’t Don’t Do It) @chiefsplus.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I feel gross about having to pull for the Rams this evening but alas. 000
Betting Lines (Don’t Don’t Do It) @chiefsplus.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Just a typical gimme that the Chiefs can’t seem to take. So tired of this. 010
Betting Lines (Don’t Don’t Do It) @chiefsplus.bsky.social · 27/09/2026In other news, here’s James Talarico, Senate candidate for Texas, speaking in front of a Texaco. 000
Betting Lines (Don’t Don’t Do It) @chiefsplus.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Don’t hang it in the Louvre. Sell it at auction with the proceeds going to the Stead Family Children’s Hospital. 051
Betting Lines (Don’t Don’t Do It) @chiefsplus.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Hearing Iowa City will have more chuds than normal on a football Saturday. 020
Betting Lines (Don’t Don’t Do It) @chiefsplus.bsky.social · 27/09/2026The best part? Everyone has time jokes. 000
Betting Lines (Don’t Don’t Do It) @chiefsplus.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I generally don’t like being awakened from a nap unless it’s to tell me Iowa beat Michigan. 010
Betting Lines (Don’t Don’t Do It) @chiefsplus.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Whoever said that has never been into sports fandom. 000
Betting Lines (Don’t Don’t Do It) @chiefsplus.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Call it the Trump Effect. 🇺🇸 www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/...espn.comSources: 49ers' Nick Bosa injures calf, to miss multiple weeksFive-time Pro Bowl defensive end Nick Bosa pulled his calf during practice and is expected to miss a few weeks for the 49ers, sources told ESPN and NFL Network. 010
Betting Lines (Don’t Don’t Do It) @chiefsplus.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Amazon showing video of the NFC Wild Card game in 2002, when Al Michaels was only 100 years old. 000
Betting Lines (Don’t Don’t Do It) @chiefsplus.bsky.social · 24/09/2026The week started in Chicago with the Bears visiting the red zone three times and scoring no points. Now their baseball teams are on the doorstep of the postseason but haven’t punched it in yet. 001
Betting Lines (Don’t Don’t Do It) @chiefsplus.bsky.social · 24/09/2026It won’t be an internal battle. They will physically fight it out on air. 000
Betting Lines (Don’t Don’t Do It) @chiefsplus.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Remember when Oprah went off on that author for making her look stupid? Pepperidge Farm remembers. 010
Betting Lines (Don’t Don’t Do It) @chiefsplus.bsky.social · 22/09/2026@markhamillofficial.bsky.social as DW? I’m intrigued. 010
Betting Lines (Don’t Don’t Do It) @chiefsplus.bsky.social · 22/09/2026The people clutching their pearls about Hakeem Jeffries meeting with Jared Kushner are strangely quiet. 000
Betting Lines (Don’t Don’t Do It) @chiefsplus.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Just turned on the game to find out we can now add Jaxson Dart to the Trump Curse. 010
Betting Lines (Don’t Don’t Do It) @chiefsplus.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Tonight on MNF, it’s a battle of science deniers as the Giants take on the Rams. 000
Betting Lines (Don’t Don’t Do It) @chiefsplus.bsky.social · 21/09/2026For the second consecutive year, Shane Steichen outcoached Andy Reid and then outcoached himself. 000
Betting Lines (Don’t Don’t Do It) @chiefsplus.bsky.social · 21/09/2026I stayed up late to watch overtime football on Sunday night. There’s no way this could backfire on me. 000
Betting Lines (Don’t Don’t Do It) @chiefsplus.bsky.social · 21/09/2026I still don’t like Harrison Butker. 020
Betting Lines (Don’t Don’t Do It) @chiefsplus.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Now watch the Dolphins have a game for the ages against KC. GUARANTEED. 000
Betting Lines (Don’t Don’t Do It) @chiefsplus.bsky.social · 21/09/2026TD ROYALS (yes, you read that right) 000
Betting Lines (Don’t Don’t Do It) @chiefsplus.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Jim Harbaugh going straight to Zillow and looking up homes for sale near Piscataway. 000
Betting Lines (Don’t Don’t Do It) @chiefsplus.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Orlando Brown and false starts. Name a more iconic duo. 000
Betting Lines (Don’t Don’t Do It) @chiefsplus.bsky.social · 20/09/2026A Big Ten game has broken out in Chicago. 010
Betting Lines (Don’t Don’t Do It) @chiefsplus.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Something about Iowa guys and interception returns (this one ironically going against the Eagles). 010
Betting Lines (Don’t Don’t Do It) @chiefsplus.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Hawk fans, expect a Michigan circle jerk next weekend on CBS. www.wsj.com/sports/footb...wsj.comExclusive | The Super Donor Quarterbacking Michigan Sports: Larry Ellison’s WifeUniversity of Michigan graduate Jolin Ellison wields a deep pocket and a powerful voice directed at winning football and basketball games. 001
Betting Lines (Don’t Don’t Do It) @chiefsplus.bsky.social · 20/09/2026I was pleasantly surprised that Kinnick Stadium went away from its usual bullshit music and pulled out the classics: Edgar Winter Group, Norman Greenbaum, Sly and the Family Stone. The good stuff. 001
Betting Lines (Don’t Don’t Do It) @chiefsplus.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Gus Johnson could have called Tate Nagy’s run back for a TD in London but instead Fox assigned him to a Buckeye blowout. 000
Betting Lines (Don’t Don’t Do It) @chiefsplus.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Such a joke that Big Noon Kickoff is in London for Arizona State-Kansas and Fox chose to make its flagship game Kent State-Ohio State from Columbus. 010
Betting Lines (Don’t Don’t Do It) @chiefsplus.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Don’t look now, but here comes Jim Nantz’s favorite college football team. 000
Betting Lines (Don’t Don’t Do It) @chiefsplus.bsky.social · 18/09/2026I don’t know anything about Tom Kennedy the Lions player. I only know about Tom Kennedy the game show host. 000
Betting Lines (Don’t Don’t Do It) @chiefsplus.bsky.social · 17/09/2026I’d say 1.2 million viewers on an NFL Sunday is pretty good. 021
Betting Lines (Don’t Don’t Do It) @chiefsplus.bsky.social · 16/09/2026[snorts] Mizzou-KU outdrew Tr*mp at the RNC. 010
Betting Lines (Don’t Don’t Do It) @chiefsplus.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Remember this November 3rd. 000
