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CHIEFBEEF

@chiefbeef69.bsky.social
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I'm a survivor, we're a dying breed 🔞 28 He/Him

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CHIEFBEEF @chiefbeef69.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Downstairs neighbors are fucking
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CHIEFBEEF @chiefbeef69.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Everyone hates me and i deserve to be hated if the universe is just that means i must deserve to suffer
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CHIEFBEEF @chiefbeef69.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
What the fuck am i doing
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CHIEFBEEF @chiefbeef69.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
How do i get spironolactane i need to treat my blood pressure
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CHIEFBEEF @chiefbeef69.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
If you want to see Jack Nicholson piss on James Spader, watch the movie Wolf. It also has Michelle Pfeiffer
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CHIEFBEEF @chiefbeef69.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
The nazi tattoo guy is a bad guy???
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CHIEFBEEF @chiefbeef69.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
It's not just soil—it's loam!
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CHIEFBEEF @chiefbeef69.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Wokey birds
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CHIEFBEEF @chiefbeef69.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Does anyone want to get married i will give you all of my money
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CHIEFBEEF @chiefbeef69.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
I'm needy and weird and annoying and im sorry
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CHIEFBEEF @chiefbeef69.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Why can't she love me
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CHIEFBEEF @chiefbeef69.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Remember in seinfeld when they want to buy soup but the guy says "no soup for you" imagine if he said "no poop for you" instead
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CHIEFBEEF @chiefbeef69.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
I pee freely
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CHIEFBEEF @chiefbeef69.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Can we pee together and cross the streams?
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CHIEFBEEF @chiefbeef69.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Does anyone want to get married and/or go see a movie
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CHIEFBEEF @chiefbeef69.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Naked women
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CHIEFBEEF @chiefbeef69.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Why does reading the directions to heat up frozen vegetables produce a hreat wave of sadness and loneliness within me
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CHIEFBEEF @chiefbeef69.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Obsession is insanely good and actually scared the shit out of me, I don't think I could ever rewatch it
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CHIEFBEEF @chiefbeef69.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Hello there The angel from my nightmare The shadow in the background of the morgue
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CHIEFBEEF @chiefbeef69.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
Someone needs to invent a bedside toilet or something so i don't ever have to leave my bed again
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CHIEFBEEF @chiefbeef69.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
Tony Soprenis
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CHIEFBEEF @chiefbeef69.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Does anyone know how to get to the lake?
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CHIEFBEEF @chiefbeef69.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
Does anyone want to go to the Smithsonian with me
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CHIEFBEEF @chiefbeef69.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
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Alt: a blurred image of a bottle with a red cap
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Leila Brillson @leilza.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
It’s finally happened. After 18 months. Finally, a media merger you can root for.
Infowars/Onion combo logo in rainbow saying “I support the onion’s hostile media takeover.”
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CHIEFBEEF @chiefbeef69.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
How do you develop the confidence to shoplift
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CHIEFBEEF @chiefbeef69.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
Piss a little bit Piss a little bit on your balls for me
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CHIEFBEEF @chiefbeef69.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
It's me and my bottle of italian seasoning against the world
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CHIEFBEEF @chiefbeef69.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
LEGENDARYYYY
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CHIEFBEEF @chiefbeef69.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
I love women
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CHIEFBEEF @chiefbeef69.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
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CHIEFBEEF @chiefbeef69.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
I made a Dutch Baby yesterday. Very easy and very tasty!
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CHIEFBEEF @chiefbeef69.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
Brownie sundae would go hard rn
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CHIEFBEEF @chiefbeef69.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
Smdh= suck my dickhead
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CHIEFBEEF @chiefbeef69.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
What is my niche I have no niche I need a niche, Jerry
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CHIEFBEEF @chiefbeef69.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
They should make eye contact that isn't painful
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CHIEFBEEF @chiefbeef69.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
Horrible day
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CHIEFBEEF @chiefbeef69.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
I'm far gassier than I would like to be
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CHIEFBEEF @chiefbeef69.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
Old overweight beagles are more like pigs than dogs
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CHIEFBEEF @chiefbeef69.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
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Bad Decisions
YouTube video by The Strokes - Topic
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CHIEFBEEF @chiefbeef69.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
Does anyone know why? Just why?
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CHIEFBEEF @chiefbeef69.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
They added three hours to the end of my twelve hour shift for no reason i love it here man
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mia 🦴 @useless.pet · 20/02/2026
as long as i don't allow myself to form any thoughts i'm pretty much the happiest person alive
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CHIEFBEEF @chiefbeef69.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
Arby's hate is so forced man its really not bad
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CHIEFBEEF @chiefbeef69.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
Does anyone know what the point is?
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CHIEFBEEF @chiefbeef69.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
Would you guys be mad at me if i died suddenly and tragically
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CHIEFBEEF @chiefbeef69.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
Does anyone want to get married and open a patisserie in the alps with me
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smilky🐻 @smilkyshake.com · 15/02/2026
fuck they made her gock huge, even lil orange is stunned
Mario movie poster, Rosalina looks like she has a MASSIVE penis.
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