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They know exactly what they’re doing and I always abandon the cart.

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I hate when a store has a sale for money off a certain amount but there’s no way to reach that amount by buying anything you actually want. It’ll always be $1 or $2 off and nothing they sell is that cheap.

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That’s the evil eye. Shake back.

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I’m definitely planning to do it within the next 5 years.

000

At least try a foster child first since it’s temporary.

100

I can’t wait to claim my dog as a dependent. I know white people will make that happen at some point.

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I have 5 sisters and I don’t even need all of them. I promise I’m good.

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Matter of fact, don’t expect me to come out places that don’t have multiple things I can eat on the menu.

010

I’ll order a damn fruit bowl cuz that’s the only thing safe for me to eat and people want me to pay for all their shit too. No.

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I’m not playing that split the bill nonsense anymore. I can’t even eat most of the menu. I’m not splitting shit. We didn’t share a damn thing.

110

So tacky and it’s always the friends with money that insist on it. So I have to subsidize your tuna tartare and other showy bs that I don’t eat now?

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I’ve had 1 black female manager that I loved. 1 that was a manipulative cunt that liked to use people. 1 that was a mentally ill micromanager who trauma dumped. I’ve had 2 white male managers that were chill and hands off. I really like my current white female manager she’s pretty solid.

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Y’all can keep the Venmo request down to the last penny friendships.

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Tifa | Rosa Auream @chicmojo.blacksky.app · 13h

I don’t like split the bill friends. I like friends that get offended when I try to pay. I like you got it last time, so it’s on me friends.

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Some wealthy people are so stingy and insist on splitting bills with people they know don’t have it like that. I hate that behavior in friendships.

010

Ooh Savannah James is cheap as fuck with her friend. Her husband isn’t cheap with those white women though.

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I keep forgetting that my niece is a Sagittarius rising just like me.

000

I need to start buying those bonnets with the extra room. Or maybe I should make one that fits all my hair.

000

How do you think you’re pro black, but you aren’t even pro the black hair growing out of your scalp?

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What should I cook today? Probably soup. Let me take this chicken out of the freezer.

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I can’t respect black people who are ashamed to wear their hair the way it grows out of their scalp. Various natural hair movements have been active for decades, but you’d rather wear hair some desperate, destitute woman sold for $3 or a musty ass synthetic wig leeching chemicals into your head.

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