Chickpea @chickpeav2.bsky.social · 12/10/2026knowing I'm going to have to rawdog my ADHD for the rest of my life because being medicated will likely upgrade my autism to v2.0 030
Chickpea @chickpeav2.bsky.social · 09/10/2026however 90% of their jumpers this year have horrific textures luckily they still had the crewneck jumper they've had for several years so I stocked up again with 3 new colours lmao 010
Chickpea @chickpeav2.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Primark is lowkey the shop for autistic people because as soon as I find a piece of clothing I like I go back and buy it in almost every colour available my wardrobe is just 3 types of clothing in various colours atp 110
Chickpea @chickpeav2.bsky.social · 28/09/2026pov you’ve peaked at writing porn (don’t ask me what this fic was about) 020
Chickpea @chickpeav2.bsky.social · 28/09/2026turns out having a load of money from my no spending boycott on LaDS isn’t necessarily a good thing 030
Chickpea @chickpeav2.bsky.social · 22/09/2026you can’t give me MC kissing Caleb’s gun and expect me to be normal about it 000
Chickpea @chickpeav2.bsky.social · 22/09/2026never thought a man’s forehead would have me so feral 000
Chickpea @chickpeav2.bsky.social · 20/09/2026no lube, no protection, all night, all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the bedroom, from the bathroom sink to the shower, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontal— 020
Chickpea @chickpeav2.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Zayne car sex and Caleb gun play in the year of our lord 2026 now if only I had my wolf husband they owe me his card when he releases, he was supposed to be wax play apparently 😩 010
Chickpea @chickpeav2.bsky.social · 20/09/2026at the same time until I can’t walk anymore oh my god lord have mercy I’m about to bust 001
Chickpea @chickpeav2.bsky.social · 18/09/2026they're chill, I can get through my endless youtube backlog, and I can alt tab to write porn whenever I want there's literally nothing better 020
Chickpea @chickpeav2.bsky.social · 18/09/2026my life is just playing tidy up and hidden cat games at this point 120
Chickpea @chickpeav2.bsky.social · 17/09/2026don’t you love it when childhood friends are from the same womb I hope this will finally lead to the uncensoring of Caleb’s trope 000
Chickpea @chickpeav2.bsky.social · 14/09/202690% of writing m|m smut is just trying to think of different ways to say ‘penis’ and then distinguishing whose penis you’re referring to 010
Chickpea @chickpeav2.bsky.social · 06/09/2026it's so good what the fuck youtu.be/nH-lXZ6m9bMyoutu.beFit For A King - Witness The End (feat. Chris Motionless)YouTube video by Fit For a King 000
Chickpea @chickpeav2.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Michelin star Japanese restaurant and the best drink I’ve ever had in my life 030
Chickpea @chickpeav2.bsky.social · 01/09/2026I braved the cold water this is me at peak happiness 030
Chickpea @chickpeav2.bsky.social · 26/08/2026birthday treat since I’m not having my cake for another couple of weeks 020
Chickpea @chickpeav2.bsky.social · 26/08/2026real husbands support their wife’s fictional husbands I wish Caleb was real so I could show him 😭 020
Chickpea @chickpeav2.bsky.social · 21/08/2026I really shouldn’t spend almost every penny of my overtime money on this but fuck it’s calling to me 020
