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Shark Enjoyer Extraordinare

@chickennaise.bsky.social
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🔞 Amateur artist, veteran sh*tposter Absolutely Not Safe For Work, or much else; Minors get lost! NationStates is full of cringelords chickennaise.newgrounds.com 🔞 www.furaffinity.net/user/chickennai… 🔞

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Shark Enjoyer Extraordinare @chickennaise.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
Tezukapilot is nothing but a pro-censorship anti-choicer who supports porn bans and national firewalls. He needs to be added to every block list out there.
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GeierMaschine @geier-maschine.bsky.social · 26/07/2025
Porn is not a problem. Censorship is a problem. Go away.
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Shark Enjoyer Extraordinare @chickennaise.bsky.social · 26/07/2025
Can't believe I missed Shark Week. I'd been looking forward to it all year, and then some shit happened and I couldn't even draw one shark I got like four sharks, and none got any new art, FML
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Shark Enjoyer Extraordinare @chickennaise.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
Holy shit! That's ... pretty rough, to put it mildly.
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Shark Enjoyer Extraordinare @chickennaise.bsky.social · 07/07/2025
It's amazing that I've made a post go from 69 to 70 likes almost ten times but never once made a post hit 69. This is probably why I don't have a girlfriend
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Shark Enjoyer Extraordinare @chickennaise.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
Based and artpilled The future is made of #art
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Shark Enjoyer Extraordinare @chickennaise.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
Sybil is a baddie fo' sho' Love that lady
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Shark Enjoyer Extraordinare @chickennaise.bsky.social · 28/06/2025
I miss this so much! #nostalgia
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Shark Enjoyer Extraordinare @chickennaise.bsky.social · 28/06/2025
I need to draw this big soft cutie again. I need to draw more dudes (and canids) in general. I'm honestly happy with the art, rough as it is; I think I prefer simple flat coloring. #furry #OC #refsheet #nude #wolf #scifi #balls #art
A reference sheet for an original character named Wolfgang Knut, a large, muscular, middle-aged anthropomorphic wolf male with brown fur and scars all over his magnificent dad bod. He has one blue cybernetic eye (which he lost in a fight with an alien beast on some strange lost planet); his other eye is yellow.

Two images of him are nude, showing him from the front and back; his massive swinging balls are visible in both images. He is dressed in a third image; he wears a dark blue shirt, a light blue jacket, and peach chinos. He remains barefoot.

A futuristic space revolver is depicted as well
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Shark Enjoyer Extraordinare @chickennaise.bsky.social · 28/06/2025
New nightmare unlocked
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Shark Enjoyer Extraordinare @chickennaise.bsky.social · 28/06/2025
Also, the obligatory nude version. The mask stays on, lest you be driven to madness. For an eldritch abomination, she is surprisingly huggable, though! What a cutie. #furrt #art #magpie #plaguedoctor #lewd #thicc
Dague, the cute plague jester magpie and eldritch horror, completely nude (save for the mask which conceals her true face), fighting a foe out of frame, and winking without a care in the world.

Holy damn she got a huge ass, too
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Shark Enjoyer Extraordinare @chickennaise.bsky.social · 28/06/2025
Spent eight hours on this, but she's worth it. I love Dague so much; she's just so cute! #furry #magpie #thicc #plaguedoctor #jester #OC #waifu
A female anthropomorphic Eurasian magpie plague doctor jester (plague jester?) wielding a shadowy dagger and summoning a sphere of darkness against an unseen foe. She wears a skintight bodysuit which emphasizes her massive hips and thighs. Her name is Dague. She has pointy shoes!
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Shark Enjoyer Extraordinare @chickennaise.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
You are morally obligated to bully evil cultists until they return to the shadows where they belong. I don't make the rules! #fantasy #comic #cult #furry #art #lizardfolk #scalie #wife #RPG #TTRPG #WWN #D&D #poop
Comic!

A racist priest of a racist religion goes on an unhinged rant disguised as a prayer, insulting a beautiful giant lizardwoman who's just minding her own business with her sword and her basket of bread. He states that humans are the chosen people of his god, and all other peoples were meant to serve humans.

In the second panel, the evil racist priest in stuffed in a container labeled "manure box" surrounded by flies and stink lines. He is despondent, and asks, "How could this happen to me?" It is implied that the beautiful lizardwoman stuffed him in there, because he and the manure are one and the same.
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Shark Enjoyer Extraordinare @chickennaise.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
That awful feeling when you're at a relative's house and someone deliberately takes a heinous dump right before you have to shower for work >:(
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Shark Enjoyer Extraordinare @chickennaise.bsky.social · 21/06/2025
Holy crap, it's the #Jaws 50th anniversary? Gotta post some #anthro #shark #art for the occasion! #furry
I uploaded this to my NationStates factbooks at the start of the month (I made a post that made it look like I was leaving the site forever), so I figured I'd pop it here, too. The below text is taken from that page ("April Fools'" was in 200-pt Comic Sans). Oh yeah, I just now realized that I forgot to draw Sela's ear-fin-thing on the side of her head. Looks like I'm the April fool! *laugh track*

April Fools', yo!

Have some hot shark besties, instead, and they're wearing coordinated bikinis that match each others' color schemes! How cute! Cammie (right) poses for a silly photo with Sela (left). Look out, Sela; Cammie's doing you a prankjoke!

Fun fact: in order to get them both in frame, Cammie is kneeling and Sela is standing on a footstool. A female anthropomorphic shark wearing a three-piece suit and round glasses stands in a minimalist office. Her skin is mostly black, with some white areas; her suit is white, and her blouse is black. She holds her hands behind her back; her pose is stiff and formal. She frowns at the viewer.

She is also very short, standing at a mere 4'4", and extremely curvaceous. A shortstack, if you will.A female anthropomorphic shark sits on the edge of a bed that's too small for her. She has green skin, and is wearing a gray tube top and blue shorts. She has a nervous facial expression. She is ten feet tall and weighs 750 pounds.A tall female anthropomorphic shark with striped hair and several body piercings shoots energy weapons inside a supervillain's command center while laughing maniacally. She's dressed in skimpy clothing, and rests a boot on a discarded helmet. A dead soldier is slumped against computer consoles in the background.
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Shark Enjoyer Extraordinare @chickennaise.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
Damn, I might buy this just because the workers got such decent bonuses!
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Shark Enjoyer Extraordinare @chickennaise.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
Bring the Telegraph to absolute #ruin. Bankrupt all who profit from it. Everyone should #hate the Telegraph.
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Shark Enjoyer Extraordinare @chickennaise.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
Goldang, the #homophobia on the #NationStates forums is absurd. Holy shit, if someone tells you to back the F off, quit trying to "turn them back to the lord" or whatever when they explicitly want you out of their fucking lives! And then to rant about how "apostate" the #gays are... Enough of this
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Shark Enjoyer Extraordinare @chickennaise.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
I think I need to draw some extremely out-there surreal shit soon
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Shark Enjoyer Extraordinare @chickennaise.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
Ah, good memories, one and all... #nostalgia
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Shark Enjoyer Extraordinare @chickennaise.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
Speaking of #CtrlAltDel, I just checked in on the comic for the first time in about... uh... FIFTEEN friggin' years, and Tim's most recent blog post made me remember why I truly despise the modern internet. Fuck, I want to go back in time. Reboot the future. I'm sad now, shit. #nostalgia #sad
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Shark Enjoyer Extraordinare @chickennaise.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
And the second, establishing the core premise that humans have gone extinct (and probably had it coming) At least there are robots that look pretty human (although some of the anthros think it's weird to date one) There's a hundred-year timeskip after this, lol #Furslap #furry #comic
Three years later after the events of the first comic, Cass has gained a good 20-ish pounds, but she's still pretty as ever. Also, humans have gone extinct, which is kind of important. It turns out that the last human on Earth was Holden Menard, the awful bigoted redneck that wanted to shoot and kill Cass three years earlier. A news report reveals that Holden had drunkenly crashed his lifted pickup into a bunch of porta-potties and a dumpster--perhaps a fitting end for humanity.

Cass convinces her nerdy mouse friend, Melvin, to go outside with her and experience a world without humans, as the anthros and robots have just inherited the Earth.In the second half of the comic, Cass and Melvin are visibly distraught upon seeing the state of the planet, exemplified via a horrendous conglomeration of cheap restaurants, vape shops, gas stations, and a toilet warehouse. The pair express their disgust at the concrete retail nightmare before them.

So many vistas!
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Shark Enjoyer Extraordinare @chickennaise.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
Gonna toss the first couple of Furslap! comics here. Still working on hosting and stuff. Eventually I'll crank these out like Tim Buckley did #CtrlAltDel (can't wait to have one of the characters burn the house down) #Furslap #comic #furry
An anthropomorphic cat woman named Cassandra Anne Blanca encounters a terrible human redneck jerk named Holden Menard. He wears clothing displaying his love of beer and fishing, and he explains to Cass that he wishes for the government (implied to be the federal government of the United States of America due to his redneck-coded dress and speech quirks) to legalize hunting anthros like Cass. She is unimpressed.

Holden then departs, stating his intent to drunkenly traumatize his innocent family, and Cass kindly warns him that he will alienate his loved ones and that they will not wish to spend time with him in his golden years.
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Shark Enjoyer Extraordinare @chickennaise.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
Every political thread on the #NationStates forums will eventually devolve into incomprehensible nonsense as two posters nitpick each other's arguments It's like watching stars die
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Shark Enjoyer Extraordinare @chickennaise.bsky.social · 18/06/2025
I'm planning a #webcomic. This is not the actual comic, but the characters are intended to appear in the actual webcomic. This is just a #surreal #shitpost. This took entirely too long to make. #furry #cat #borzoi #thicc #comic #art #shrimp
A mildly surreal comic called "Furslap!", strip number negative one, subtitled "We Discover the Secrets of Creation". Two women, anthropomorphic cat Noir Blanca and anthropomorphic borzoi Svetta Lang, stand in an infamous house and discuss the meaning of life, which Noir is compelled to believe lies inside a familiar refrigerator.The second half of the comic, wherein Noir Blanca finds delicious breaded butterfly shrimp, which she eats (or they assimilate themselves into her body--it's unclear). A caption states that the sensation of the shrimp crawling under skin is quite pleasurable.  The shrimp enter her bloodstream, which enables her to achieve self-actualization; Maslow's famous pyramid is crudely depicted.

The background is a terrible image of a terrible man consuming sausage because people on the internet paid him to do so; he is tangentially connected to the horrendous house that the two women had invaded in the first half of the comic.

Below the comic proper, the copyright information encourages the reader to draw lewd imagery of Noir and Svetta.
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Shark Enjoyer Extraordinare @chickennaise.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
A #YCH auction where your #fursona receives hugs and validation
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Shark Enjoyer Extraordinare @chickennaise.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
How to Get Rich Quick By Drawing Fat Furry Asses: The Illustrated Guide Available at a bookstore near you!
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Shark Enjoyer Extraordinare @chickennaise.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
Why the hell does the preview thumbnail look like a crappy Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff gag JPEG Seriously, the quality is pants
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Shark Enjoyer Extraordinare @chickennaise.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
Cute wholesome snek waifu Cassilda Lamarck has strong opinions about the Star Control franchise, so when a big nerd butts in to be condescending, he gets more than he bargained for! #furry #anthro #art #snek #StarControl #StarControl2 #Spathi #nerd #comic
Comic wherein voluptuous corn snake naga Cassilda Lamarck holds a 3D-printed model of a Spathi Eluder on a tray. She comments that there was no Star Control 3, because she doesn't consider it canon (an opinion shared by many others). However, a big nerd corrects her in a condescending way, and gets the Eluder model thrown in his face.
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Shark Enjoyer Extraordinare @chickennaise.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
Maybe I should focus more on cute wholesome art. Maybe try some pastel palette kinda deal.
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Shark Enjoyer Extraordinare @chickennaise.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
Donald Farmer, have I got the movie idea of the century for you
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Shark Enjoyer Extraordinare @chickennaise.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
I just remembered that, when I was making this, I watched a bunch of #RedLetterMedia and #AdventureIsNigh videos. Because when you're drawing big huge shark tiddies, what you really want is Jack Packard Yep
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Shark Enjoyer Extraordinare @chickennaise.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
I should really draw more buff dudes Just a bunch of big buff sharks everywhere
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Shark Enjoyer Extraordinare @chickennaise.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
It sounds kinda silly, I guess, but it is kinda liberating to openly refer to oneself as a #furry, at least in online spaces. Anyway, have a tsundere #shark shortstack! Dr. Lydia Swan, a 4'4" (138 cm) cutie! (I can't wait for Shark Week, I have so many shark OCs now)
A female anthropomorphic shark wearing a three-piece suit and round glasses stands in a minimalist office. Her skin is mostly black, with some white areas; her suit is white, and her blouse is black. She holds her hands behind her back; her pose is stiff and formal. She frowns at the viewer.

She is also very short, standing at a mere 4'4", and extremely curvaceous. A shortstack, if you will.
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Shark Enjoyer Extraordinare @chickennaise.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
Also, the obligatory #nude version, because #shark tits are great tits! I do have a lot of fun making #furry #art, even if it's a struggle sometimes.
A tall female anthropomorphic shark with striped hair and several body piercings shoots energy weapons inside a supervillain's command center while laughing maniacally. She's nude, save for her footwear, and rests a boot on a discarded helmet. A dead soldier is slumped against computer consoles in the background.
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Shark Enjoyer Extraordinare @chickennaise.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
Made some more of that good ol' #furry art. Unhinged #shark shooting up some supervillain's evil lair and having a wonderful time. I love the anachronism of directed-energy weapons and CRT monitors. Also #underboob, that's great, too.
A tall female anthropomorphic shark with striped hair and several body piercings shoots energy weapons inside a supervillain's command center while laughing maniacally. She's dressed in skimpy clothing, and rests a boot on a discarded helmet. A dead soldier is slumped against computer consoles in the background.
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Shark Enjoyer Extraordinare @chickennaise.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
There are some real shitbags shitting up the NationStates forums right now. Think I'll stay away from that terrible hellsite for a while. #MissingStair
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Shark Enjoyer Extraordinare @chickennaise.bsky.social · 24/05/2025
Huh, folks in Discord are saying that a Twitter data center caught fire? Dang.
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Shark Enjoyer Extraordinare @chickennaise.bsky.social · 24/05/2025
Getting slapped with the "Adult Content" label for a picture of a woman's breasts (and nothing else) is such an American vibe, I swear. I already put the "Non-sexual Nudity" label on this. Ah, well.
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Shark Enjoyer Extraordinare @chickennaise.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
A beautiful shark poses topless in one of those cheesy mall photography studios. Sounds like a good time to me!
A slightly chubby female anthropomorphic shark with dark green skin poses thoughtfully in a studio. She is nude, revealing her massive breasts and puffy nipples. She's smiling.
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Shark Enjoyer Extraordinare @chickennaise.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
I suspect that by this point I've turned at least four members of the NationStates forums into possible furries. #winning
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Shark Enjoyer Extraordinare @chickennaise.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
Also, obligatory nude versions! Fun fact: on the NationStates forums where Cammie debuted, a cool lady explicitly said that she was sad that Cammie wasn't real and therefore couldn't top her. I was taken aback; maybe I could do something with this furry art thing?
A female anthropomorphic shark sits on the edge of a bed that's too small for her. She has green skin, and is entirely nude, revealing huge saggy breasts with puffy nipples, as well as her pussy. She has a nervous facial expression; she's blushing. She is ten feet tall and weighs 750 pounds.A green-skinned anthropomorphic shark stands nude on a city street corner. She's smiling.
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Shark Enjoyer Extraordinare @chickennaise.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
Today I drew the shark that started me on this misadventure, Cammie Cruise. Ten feet tall and super huggable, this affectionate lady is a big adorkable ball of fun and kindness. Figured I'd post the first artwork featuring her as well.
A female anthropomorphic shark sits on the edge of a bed that's too small for her. She has green skin, and is wearing a gray tube top and blue shorts. She has a nervous facial expression. She is ten feet tall and weighs 750 pounds.A female anthropomorphic shark stands on a city street corner. She is ten feet tall and weighs 750 pounds. She wears bright clothing with mismatched socks. On the wall behind her, there is graffiti which reads, "The Whizzard Strikes Back". This is a reference to one of KC Green's most infamous characters.
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Shark Enjoyer Extraordinare @chickennaise.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
Gonna draw me some #Zed_Technician ladies because I watched some #ManlyBadassHero today
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Shark Enjoyer Extraordinare @chickennaise.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
Oh god, RIP me for misspelling Twilight like a dumbass
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Shark Enjoyer Extraordinare @chickennaise.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
Twiight? LMAO, RIP
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Shark Enjoyer Extraordinare @chickennaise.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
Holy shit the alt text
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Shark Enjoyer Extraordinare @chickennaise.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
Not sure why the Adult Content label was applied to this when I already applied it myself, but hey! A little redundancy never killed anyone, right?
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Shark Enjoyer Extraordinare @chickennaise.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
I'm pretty sure this is the first or second picture of Dague I made. I want to hug her so much; is that weird?
A short female jester/plague doctor who is also an anthropomorphic Eurasian magpie and some sort of eldritch abomination stands casually with a hand on her hip. She wears a skintight jester costume with a fool's cap and plague mask; her small breasts and wide hips are readily apparent.
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Shark Enjoyer Extraordinare @chickennaise.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
Now here's one of my favorite characters: Dague, the Eurasian magpie/eldritch abomination/jester/plague doctor/chaos gremlin/lovable little shit! Now she's just wandering around a city, pretending like she didn't know she's naked! #furry #jester #plaguedoctor #anthro #thickthighs #Eurasianmagpie
A short female anthropomorphic Eurasian magpie with small breasts and thick thighs stands almost completely nude in a city street, wearing only a fool's cap, a plague mask, and pointed boots. She's playing innocent, pointing to herself as if she was unaware she was revealing her breasts and pussy to the entire city.
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