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Chicken for Xmas

@chickenforxmas.bsky.social
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50% of Team Pretty Kitty, 25% of Covered in Bees, bookkeeper, cat dad, story-yeller, crossword puzzler, OG Turbojugend Port City, horror/genre fan, record collector, Mainer. I make jokes because I am uncomfortable everywhere. ⚰️🚫🤘

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Chicken for Xmas @chickenforxmas.bsky.social · 07/06/2025
Great mail day!
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Chicken for Xmas @chickenforxmas.bsky.social · 04/06/2025
I really enjoyed Final Destination Bloodlines. Is it Jaws or The Thing? No. Was it fun? Yes! RIP TONY TODD
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Chicken for Xmas @chickenforxmas.bsky.social · 27/05/2025
May 31 HTH2025 @apohadion.bsky.social
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Chicken for Xmas @chickenforxmas.bsky.social · 12/05/2025
Of the Theater of Pain records, Christian Death is by far my favorite.
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Only Theatre of Pain
Christian Death · Album · 1982 · 16 songs
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Chicken for Xmas @chickenforxmas.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
Playing @apohadion.bsky.social tonight! Opening this killer show! 🐝❤️🐝❤️
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Chicken for Xmas @chickenforxmas.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
TICK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Chicken for Xmas @chickenforxmas.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
I would like to thank the eczema shampoo fairy that refills my supply every time it gets low. ❤️
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Chicken for Xmas @chickenforxmas.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
Just got tested, my Briggs-Meyers is J-E-R-K.
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Chicken for Xmas @chickenforxmas.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
For $100 more I could repress the record myself…
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Chicken for Xmas @chickenforxmas.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
Playing LennyFest tomorrow. Excited to see a bunch of rad bands.
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Chicken for Xmas @chickenforxmas.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
Had some coffee today after taking two months off… it did not solve all my problems. But I’ll keep trying until it does!
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Chicken for Xmas @chickenforxmas.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
When people make their 👍 too pink. What are you up to?
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Chicken for Xmas @chickenforxmas.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
To everyone that suggested #Sinners, you were right! ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
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Chicken for Xmas @chickenforxmas.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
It is tradition for us to listen to Sleep’s Dopesmoker on Easter. Tomorrow it will just be funnier. 🐇
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Chicken for Xmas @chickenforxmas.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
Flyers from the first @coveredinbeesme.bsky.social Halfway to Halloween! #HalfwaytoHalloween
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Chicken for Xmas @chickenforxmas.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
We picked up tix to see @viagraboys.bsky.social at Roadrunner in Boston this Sept. #wienerdog #ViagraBoys
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Chicken for Xmas @chickenforxmas.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
We are late on Resident Alien, funny af. 👽😂
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Chicken for Xmas @chickenforxmas.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
The inevitable conclusion to capitalism…
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Chicken for Xmas @chickenforxmas.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
Your mystery basket has limp celery, butterscotch chips, fish sticks and six dead lighters. Cook!
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Chicken for Xmas @chickenforxmas.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ no notes
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Chicken for Xmas @chickenforxmas.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
There is no one lazier than me the morning after a @coveredinbeesme.bsky.social gig. ❤️
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Chicken for Xmas @chickenforxmas.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
Tonight!
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Chicken for Xmas @chickenforxmas.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
Sometimes i try to solve a #crossword using only across clues.
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Chicken for Xmas @chickenforxmas.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
Who knew arguing about the correct solution to a poorly written math problem would be almost as popular as cats on the internet.
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Chicken for Xmas @chickenforxmas.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
I always assumed Leonardo DiCaprio was short. Turns out, dudes like 6 foot. #AverageKing
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Chicken for Xmas @chickenforxmas.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
I miss our guys.
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Chicken for Xmas @chickenforxmas.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
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GI
Germs · Album · 1979 · 16 songs
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Chicken for Xmas @chickenforxmas.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
Hey honey! What’s our safe word again? Rudimentary Rutabaga Ragamuffin…
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Chicken for Xmas @chickenforxmas.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
Lady Ghostbusters is the second best Ghostbusters. #NotKidding
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Chicken for Xmas @chickenforxmas.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
We need a new term for adult homework. I’m almost fifty telling people, “I should be able to do that… assuming my homework is done.” #GoingToTheBrainGym
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Chicken for Xmas @chickenforxmas.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
This album is front to back awesome. I listen to it weekly. #BARS
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Chicken for Xmas @chickenforxmas.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
Wait!?! You don’t have a KD cabinet in your kitchen? #kraftdinner
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Chicken for Xmas @chickenforxmas.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
I haven’t had coffee or Diet Coke in two weeks… ZZZzzzzzz
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Chicken for Xmas @chickenforxmas.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
I can do an air-sax solo to just about anything.
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Chicken for Xmas @chickenforxmas.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
How many more hours of Law & Order do I need to watch before I might pass the bar exam?
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Chicken for Xmas @chickenforxmas.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
From an SEO standpoint Viagra Boys are a nightmare.
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Chicken for Xmas @chickenforxmas.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
All Dressed chips are the Long Island Iced Tea of chips.
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Chicken for Xmas @chickenforxmas.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
I'm told it is less awful here.
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