Chick0nPlayz @chick0nplayz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026My kids gonna kill me the Spanish Sahara the way I'll be gone 🤪 000
Chick0nPlayz @chick0nplayz.bsky.social · 17/09/2026If I marry my dick, is masturbating domestic abuse? 001
Chick0nPlayz @chick0nplayz.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Hardstyle classic except it says "This is our lunch" 010
Chick0nPlayz @chick0nplayz.bsky.social · 27/08/2026I lowkey flip a coin when I wake up every day to decide whether I'll be straight or gay 010
Chick0nPlayz @chick0nplayz.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Did you know; a triangle is just a circle without the angles. This is why it is also commonly called a triangless. 000
Chick0nPlayz @chick0nplayz.bsky.social · 21/08/2026Say "cape horn" 10 times really fast and get a mystery reward 000
Chick0nPlayz @chick0nplayz.bsky.social · 18/08/2026Knock knock, who's there? Netanya Netanya, who? Benjamin Netanyahu 000
Chick0nPlayz @chick0nplayz.bsky.social · 11/08/2026New word: Virgincel Definition: self-explanatory 000
Chick0nPlayz @chick0nplayz.bsky.social · 07/08/2026Bitches call me the woodchipper the way I got a splinter on my dick 100
Chick0nPlayz @chick0nplayz.bsky.social · 05/08/2026I think therefore I am... A pedophile - Jeffrey Epstein 000
Chick0nPlayz @chick0nplayz.bsky.social · 29/07/2026Imagine if Google Maps snitched on you when you're speeding. 000
Chick0nPlayz @chick0nplayz.bsky.social · 27/05/2026Square bracket Hide.io discovery -Any message with a [ does not go through (similar to censored words) -[00] to [99] change opacity of the whole chat block while that chat is visible -[hex code] will change a chat message to that colour; this can be done multiple times per message. 100
Chick0nPlayz @chick0nplayz.bsky.social · 26/05/2026If you tell the police beforehand that you are going to commit a crime, you actually get a reduced fine / sentence. 000
Chick0nPlayz @chick0nplayz.bsky.social · 19/05/2026Some say having a girlfriend is just edging having a wife 010
Chick0nPlayz @chick0nplayz.bsky.social · 29/04/2026Me getting my daily dose of pysoppy toppy from Meta 020
Chick0nPlayz @chick0nplayz.bsky.social · 23/04/2026I shoved a traffic cone up my arse now cars don't park on me anymore :( 020
Chick0nPlayz @chick0nplayz.bsky.social · 23/04/2026Just reached 100 followers boiiiii! Thank you mangobluds #tuff 000
Chick0nPlayz @chick0nplayz.bsky.social · 15/04/2026I get erect when I see the flag of the European Union 🇪🇺🇪🇺🇪🇺 000
Chick0nPlayz @chick0nplayz.bsky.social · 07/04/2026The Mexican state I sound most like is Chihuahua 000
Chick0nPlayz @chick0nplayz.bsky.social · 07/04/2026All this power I get from never showeing is overwhelming, I might become the next Superman 010
Chick0nPlayz @chick0nplayz.bsky.social · 03/04/2026Imma slide my D between double Ds to make triple D which is baically triple T tung tung tung sahurrrr 000
Chick0nPlayz @chick0nplayz.bsky.social · 02/04/2026I lowkirkenuinely pressure washed my ass, it went straight through and blew my dick clean off! 000
Chick0nPlayz @chick0nplayz.bsky.social · 01/04/2026I just pissed in a bag... It was all going well until I noticed it dripped out from the bottom. It was then that I noticed it was actually a gaping hole and it was as if I had just pissed on the carpet.. As I write this I'm covering the floor in peanut butter in hope of a dog licking it clean. 000
Chick0nPlayz @chick0nplayz.bsky.social · 30/03/2026Me having a mental BREAKDOWN like Crazy Frog in Axel F 000
Chick0nPlayz @chick0nplayz.bsky.social · 30/03/2026Guys I just saw multiple mangos today... my faith in the holy fruit has finally paid off :D 000
Chick0nPlayz @chick0nplayz.bsky.social · 23/03/2026The average person goons in their sleep 3 times per night 000
Chick0nPlayz @chick0nplayz.bsky.social · 23/03/2026Feeling like you can work out the angle of largest shadow of a box with sohcahtoa. More on this tomorrow when im awake 000
Chick0nPlayz @chick0nplayz.bsky.social · 21/03/2026People will tell you that waves are caused by the Moon but they're just trying to shield you from the truth. Waves ALWAYS travel in my direction because of the gravitational forces generated by my huge dong (image proof and diagrams coming soon). 000
Chick0nPlayz @chick0nplayz.bsky.social · 19/03/2026If a mangoblud eats a mango, does that make them a cannibal? 101
Chick0nPlayz @chick0nplayz.bsky.social · 17/03/2026I'm gonna make a version of BRICS but instead of Brazil and Russia there'll be Dr Congo 001
Chick0nPlayz @chick0nplayz.bsky.social · 15/03/2026Is this a good start for a new song? #songwriting #music #epstein 030
Chick0nPlayz @chick0nplayz.bsky.social · 10/03/2026What song got you feeling like this? #gabryponte #music 010
Chick0nPlayz @chick0nplayz.bsky.social · 04/03/2026Brazillian states is the new human or not method. Asking questions about Brazillian states such as capitals or area codes is pretty useful, then asking about other places too of course. #humanornot 000
Chick0nPlayz @chick0nplayz.bsky.social · 04/03/2026First time on human or not #humanornot humanornot.so/chat/03EV6FP... 000
Chick0nPlayz @chick0nplayz.bsky.social · 02/03/2026Mango mango on the wall, who's the tuffest of them all? 010
Chick0nPlayz @chick0nplayz.bsky.social · 21/02/2026Goonbluds I'm currently dehumidifying my balls, I may report on the situation with more details later 000
Chick0nPlayz @chick0nplayz.bsky.social · 21/02/2026Remote controls should have a button to cancel the show when it's too shite. 000
![Sunday, 15 Mar 2026 at 22:24
I went to Epstein's island
Because I was invited
And then when I went to it
I saw a high school student
So naturally I had some questions
And asked them to the president
He told me dont worry
This is where she wants to be
Epstein's Island to the melody of Daddy DJ / Pretty Rave Girl
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