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2005 Heisman Trophy winner

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Chicago Bulls @chicagowhitesox.bsky.social · 15/09/2025
celebrating a record 4 day streak without Charlie Kirk having said something racist
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Chicago Bulls @chicagowhitesox.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
I’m not going to waste an ounce of energy pretending to be unhappy he’s dead. Sucks for his kids and the bystanders but Charlie Kirk was a fucking stain on our planet and his erasure was a net positive. RIP Bozo.
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Chicago Bulls @chicagowhitesox.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
Normalize celebrating when people you hate die. Thank you for nothing, Ginny McCaskey, may the next century of piss on your grave be warmer than our memories of you ever were.
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Chicago Bulls @chicagowhitesox.bsky.social · 06/07/2025
just found out somebody I hate online has a terminal illness
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Chicago Bulls @chicagowhitesox.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
Nuclear take: as a result of white guilt and Soviet criticism, white Americans have become one of the least (anti-Black) racist lighter-skinned ethnicities in the world. Like look at Western Europe, China, South Asia; those guys are still at the banana joke stage and it just forces you to cringe
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Chicago Bulls @chicagowhitesox.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
I mean this as kindly as possible: Rhea Ripley is a 4 who cleans up to a 6. The hype is way overblown.
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Chicago Bulls @chicagowhitesox.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
I don’t see why these guys can’t all be the same guy. Like how many mediocre 40-year old white guys does Hollywood need?
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Chicago Bulls @chicagowhitesox.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
white rappers (solo acts) Mount Rushmore: Em (obviously), Mac Miller (RIP), Paul Wall and Macklemore (sorry)
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Chicago Bulls @chicagowhitesox.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
I listened to the LiAngelo Ball song and I just think it’s really mean of you guys to gas him up like he’s actually talented
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Chicago Bulls @chicagowhitesox.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
Normalize celebrating when people you hate die. Thank you for nothing, Ginny McCaskey, may the next century of piss on your grave be warmer than our memories of you ever were.
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Chicago Bulls @chicagowhitesox.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
Am I the only one who gets offended at 5% off discounts? The human mind struggles to detect differences smaller than 20% and you’re coming at me with this Russell Peters BS? Sales should start at 25% off, otherwise just lower the full asking price and get tf out of my face
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Chicago Bulls @chicagowhitesox.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
Pleased to report I am no longer going to Hell. Specifically, I just had a dream where someone had misgendered my cousin and I got really mad. (Backstory: I met God while robotripping in the late 2010s and was told in no uncertain terms that transmisogynists go to Hell.)
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Chicago Bulls @chicagowhitesox.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
The FDA needs to put a pause on approving new medications. There just aren’t enough syllables to give them non-ludicrous names anymore
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Chicago Bulls @chicagowhitesox.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
Drunk as shit just want to say Jesus is fake and Jessica Smentana looks like a political cartoon
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Chicago Bulls @chicagowhitesox.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
Watching regular season college basketball during the nfl playoffs is a clear cry for help
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Chicago Bulls @chicagowhitesox.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
Texans: Okay CJ, even if it means throwing it into the ground; after the three-step drop you have to get the ball out quick. CJ Stroud:
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an older man in a brown jacket is standing in front of a tree and saying no .
ALT: an older man in a brown jacket is standing in front of a tree and saying no .
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Chicago Bulls @chicagowhitesox.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
Commies are a Mickey Mouse team; Bowles just has rocks for brains. Guarantee Aaron Glenn is licking his chops at this matchup
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Chicago Bulls @chicagowhitesox.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
Impossible challenge: name 5 worse receivers than Quentin Johnston since the year 2000. I’ll even spot you Kadarius Toney and Greg Little
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Chicago Bulls @chicagowhitesox.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
Don’t get your political opinions from someone who wears a helmet to work
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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 05/01/2025
Chiefs fans when this loss keeps Burrow out of the playoffs
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Chicago Bulls @chicagowhitesox.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
Ayo Edebiri is actually 100% Irish. Look at those teeth and tell me they’re not authentically British Isles
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Chicago Bulls @chicagowhitesox.bsky.social · 26/12/2024
Which is stupider? The fact that Jimmy Butler is averaging 18.5/6/5 plus is thirty-fucking-five and thinks he has any trade leverage? Or the fact that he’s right?
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lxigh @dotorion.bsky.social · 26/12/2024
there goes mr awesome. there goes mr nice
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World Bollard Association™️ @worldbollardassoc.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
Bollard > Cyber Truck #WorldBollardAssociation
A smashed up Tesla Cyber Truck next to a barely damaged bollard.
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Chicago Bulls @chicagowhitesox.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
When you think about it, Manitoba is Minnesota’s Minnesota
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Chicago Bulls @chicagowhitesox.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
I’m the North Dakota state of Mario kart Wii. No, I can’t hang with Georgia (my friend Jeremy) or Alabama (the Japanese), but if you come up in here with that weak-ass shit I’ll ruin your day.
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Chicago Bulls @chicagowhitesox.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
Fuck Sammy Sosa, I wouldn’t invite his ass to a timeshare pitch.
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Chicago Bulls @chicagowhitesox.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
Tbh I’d be ok if I never heard the word “Herbstreit” again in my entire life
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Chicago Bulls @chicagowhitesox.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
The NBA IST is the perfect competition for Doc Rivers bc it’s literally impossible to blow a series lead
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Chicago Bulls @chicagowhitesox.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
The Dana Carvey show failed because Robert Smigel isn’t funny and Louis CK is aggressively unfunny. Any other musings on the subject are simply reading too much into it.
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Chicago Bulls @chicagowhitesox.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
LPT: when saying something specifically meant to be disrespectful, preface it with “with all due respect.” It both softens the blow and accurately conveys to the subject that they aren’t due any respect.
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Chicago Bulls @chicagowhitesox.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
Daniel Larson looks like a Jokic caricature drawn by the meanest person on earth
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Chicago Bulls @chicagowhitesox.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
Puka is the Jerry Rice of Danny Amendolas
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Chicago Bulls @chicagowhitesox.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
12 SMU over 5 ND 6 Texas over 11 Clemson 7 OSU over 10 IU again 9 Tenn over 8 PSU 1 Ore over 12 SMU 2 UGA over 6 Texas again 7 OSU over 3 Boise (OT) 9 Tenn over 4 ASU 9 Tenn over 1 Ore 2 UGA over 7 OSU 2 UGA over 9 Tenn
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Chicago Bulls @chicagowhitesox.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
Thoughts and prayers to those who lost everything in the Hawk Tuah Coin scam. And by that I mean my thoughts are that you’re stupid and I pray you never do something like that again
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Chicago Bulls @chicagowhitesox.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
Biden’s presidency reminds me of the few years after The Decision when we propped up KD as the heroic antithesis of LeBron. Like okay, he’s not Trump… but after all it turns he’s also pretty bitch made himself
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my personality is "castlevania" @leokitty.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
using my posts can only make their AI worse, have at it
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Chicago Bulls @chicagowhitesox.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
Sammy Keyes and Molly Moon never got the recognition they deserved as literary heroes
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BK? @whitesox.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
Barry Bonds had a .609 OBP when he had to HIDE his drug usage. Could you imagine if he could do it openly with team doctor supervision
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Chicago Bulls @chicagowhitesox.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
Ollie’s Bargain Outlet earns a 6/10 for providing a complete shopping experience, but a 9.5/10 for capturing the “Orwellian Big Lots allegory from an indie horror movie” aesthetic
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Fuck You I Quit @fuckyouiquit.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
That was fast. These assholes waste zero time being evil. Tax cuts for the rich ALWAYS hurt the poor. These motherfuckers already hoard 2/3rds of ALL new wealth and now Republicans will destroy Medicaid and food stamps to give them even more money. Disgusting.
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Chicago Bulls @chicagowhitesox.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
If drugs were legal Jon Jones would be the greatest individual athlete in history
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Chicago Bulls @chicagowhitesox.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
The Tyson-Paul match is obviously rigged and probably in favor of JP, but let me imagine the possibility of a bloodlusted Mike Tyson in the ring with the boy from Bizaardvark
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Max Berger @maxberger.bsky.social · 11/11/2024
God grant me the serenity to accept I am cooked, The courage to say fuck it we ball, And the wisdom to know when we are so back
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BK? @whitesox.bsky.social · 12/11/2024
Got a Reddit comment about beating up Nazis removed for promoting violence but if they aren’t people does it really count
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Fuck You I Quit @fuckyouiquit.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
Only narcs and incels call it x
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Chicago Bulls @chicagowhitesox.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
I will kill mysefl over my terrible fantasy team—but only because it’d be really funny if I did that.
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Chicago Bulls @chicagowhitesox.bsky.social · 09/11/2024
At the risk of sounding insensitive, I don’t give half a shit that Kirk Herbstreit’s dog is dead. #BigNoonSaturday
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Chicago Bulls @chicagowhitesox.bsky.social · 31/10/2024
How did Jennifer Coolidge age 30 years during the 90s and then not at all since then?
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