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Chicago Party Uncle aka 🪒 Mr Manscaper

@chicagopartyuncle.bsky.social
1.3K followers 963 following 282 posts

Queer, Aries, liberal, often NSFW, INTJ, Trans Men are Men, love child of Cpt. Sisko & Lilith Sternin, firmly Anti-racist, Chaotic Good, secretly versatile, Cat Dad 🔞🇺🇸🇲🇽🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 ✡️ 🇵🇸 linktr.ee/mrmanscaper

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Chicago Party Uncle aka 🪒 Mr Manscaper @chicagopartyuncle.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
My daddification seems to be progressing well.
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Chicago Party Uncle aka 🪒 Mr Manscaper @chicagopartyuncle.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Who’d gonna be a good boy and clean this up? #nsfw #moneyshot #thickcock #suckit #tattooedcock #jackoff
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Chicago Party Uncle aka 🪒 Mr Manscaper @chicagopartyuncle.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
I just love the way my living room is coming together. Now I just need something to have on the walls. Comment with ideas please - this isn’t my strong suit 😅
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Chicago Party Uncle aka 🪒 Mr Manscaper @chicagopartyuncle.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
A little bit of my AZ vacation from June. 🌵 🤩 🐶🏜️
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Chicago Party Uncle aka 🪒 Mr Manscaper @chicagopartyuncle.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
There’s something about the way my softie is just there chillin on my balls. Show me yours.
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Chicago Party Uncle aka 🪒 Mr Manscaper @chicagopartyuncle.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Thinking about men 😈
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Chicago Party Uncle aka 🪒 Mr Manscaper @chicagopartyuncle.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
20 year dick pick challenge Share your favorite old and your favorite recent dick pick. 2005 / 2026 #dickpicchallenge #nsfw #chicagogay
I actually remember this one. This is my meaty 21 year old hog: too it with first camera phone on my 21st birthday.My most recent favorite dick pic taken by my friend Slade aka, Woofbound. Shows off the tattoo well.
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Chicago Party Uncle aka 🪒 Mr Manscaper @chicagopartyuncle.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
My last full night of being 41. Come over and stick it in Daddy.
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Chicago Party Uncle aka 🪒 Mr Manscaper @chicagopartyuncle.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
Something is definitely going around in Chicago. My roommate got sick last week and I think I caught it over the weekend. But today sinus pressure peaked and I lost my sense of smell. Ugh this sucks.
Selfie of me annoyed and scowling because I’m sick.
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Chicago Party Uncle aka 🪒 Mr Manscaper @chicagopartyuncle.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
While rewatching Outlander, I am reminded how fucking hot everything about Murtagh is. Like, good god damn woof, athair gnèitheach. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 q
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Chicago Party Uncle aka 🪒 Mr Manscaper @chicagopartyuncle.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
Caught jerking 🤚 🍆 💦 #chicagogay #bater #nsfw #cum #gaymaninglasses #mrmanscaper #uptownmanscaper #thickcock #manscapingchicago #rentmasseur 😆 #meatyhog 😂
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Chicago Party Uncle aka 🪒 Mr Manscaper @chicagopartyuncle.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
Men of a Certain Age thread. 40+ besties drop a (non nude) selfie.
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Chicago Party Uncle aka 🪒 Mr Manscaper @chicagopartyuncle.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
I my first day of a two week mental health vacation I: Had last night did karaoke & this morning dim sum with one of my closest friends (28 yrs); Got a mani/pedi (my first manicure ever) with another; And this evening I went to an 🍆 orgy 💦 & did aaaaall 🍑 the things. 🥵 Holy shit great day!
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Chicago Party Uncle aka 🪒 Mr Manscaper @chicagopartyuncle.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
Finally I remembered to book a cabin in advance for the Stallions and Mares Weekend at Buckwood. Fuck yes, fuck me 🍑
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Chicago Party Uncle aka 🪒 Mr Manscaper @chicagopartyuncle.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
🎉 Wishing you all a very Happy New Year & the best for 2026! 🍾 🔔 New Years Special 🚨 $30 off for all manscaping and massage combo appointments between today and Sunday January 11th, 2026. Must be scheduled online. Link in bio.
Happy New Year 2026
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Chicago Party Uncle aka 🪒 Mr Manscaper @chicagopartyuncle.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
Feeling the urge to be a hole today
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Chicago Party Uncle aka 🪒 Mr Manscaper @chicagopartyuncle.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
Happy Holidays, gentlemen. Some photos of my new space here in Rogers Park. N Greenview at Jarvis Square Rogers Park, Chicago #manscaping #chicagomanscaping #mensbodygrooming #bodyworkformen #mrmanscaper #outcall #incall #transmenaremen Link in Bio 🔞
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Chicago Party Uncle aka 🪒 Mr Manscaper @chicagopartyuncle.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
Saw Erykah Badu tonight. There are no words that can describe how incredible she is.
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Chicago Party Uncle aka 🪒 Mr Manscaper @chicagopartyuncle.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
I really like the way my ass and even myself look in this vid. Fuck he tasted so good too 👅 🤤 #sinfulsunday #nsfw #gaychicago
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Chicago Party Uncle aka 🪒 Mr Manscaper @chicagopartyuncle.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
I had a delicious breakfast. #chicagogay #rimmer #servicebottom #MrManscaper
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Chicago Party Uncle aka 🪒 Mr Manscaper @chicagopartyuncle.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
Feelin some kind of way again 😈 #nudemassage #chicago #ManscapingChicago #manscaper #manscaping #menshairremoval #UptownManscaper #bodypositivity #gaymanscaper #gaybear #queerchicago #outcall #nsfw
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Chicago Party Uncle aka 🪒 Mr Manscaper @chicagopartyuncle.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
Happy Tummy Tuesday from your work daddy.
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Chicago Party Uncle aka 🪒 Mr Manscaper @chicagopartyuncle.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
Pumpkin Carving 2025 🎃
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Chicago Party Uncle aka 🪒 Mr Manscaper @chicagopartyuncle.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
Spent last weekend in CA with some friends and family. It was great to see them all.
My friend Cesar aka Spanky and I at some park behind this cute lil’ panaderia. My brother Danny, my niece, and I at her Sweet 21st Birthday-anera. 

We didnt have a quinceanera for her because she didn’t want it. Later she says sure let’s do a Sweet 16. Her sweet 16 would have been in October, 2020…. We did not have her sweet sixteen thanks to Big ‘Rona. 

A few months ago she hits me up and asks if I might be in town around her birthday since it’s her 21st. Because I’m her favorite uncle, I wasn’t going to miss it.A very handsome bear from PS. Taken at Toolshed
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Chicago Party Uncle aka 🪒 Mr Manscaper @chicagopartyuncle.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
Honestly didn’t think it would get worse then I ordered their guacamole. It’s literally just a ramekin of avocado. No salt or lime no onion no garlic no tomatoes nothing it’s literally just avocados.
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Chicago Party Uncle aka 🪒 Mr Manscaper @chicagopartyuncle.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
Asking in good faith: is it text mex salsa that’s absolutely terrible or is it just this place?
World’s worst salsa at Pappasito’s in Terminal A at DFW…
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Chicago Party Uncle aka 🪒 Mr Manscaper @chicagopartyuncle.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
Night Swimming in Palm Springs
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Chicago Party Uncle aka 🪒 Mr Manscaper @chicagopartyuncle.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
This is actually my favorite tattoo. It’s been there for 20 years and has seen some miles. Anyone know of a Chicago based tattoo artist who’d be comfortable doing a cover up? Lmk 🍆
Tattoo’d dick. If you’re in front of it, you’ll see it reads “suck it.” Well, it was clearer over 20 years ago lol.
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Chicago Party Uncle aka 🪒 Mr Manscaper @chicagopartyuncle.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
“Looking to the North” is one of my favorite monologues. Allison Janey “The Diplomat” What’s yours?
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Chicago Party Uncle aka 🪒 Mr Manscaper @chicagopartyuncle.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
Hello gentlemen, I happy to have a last minute opening today at 4pm for manscaping and/or massage. Text me directly if you have questions or would like to schedule. Ben 312-469-0415
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Chicago Party Uncle aka 🪒 Mr Manscaper @chicagopartyuncle.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
What do you think? Hat, or no hat?
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Chicago Party Uncle aka 🪒 Mr Manscaper @chicagopartyuncle.bsky.social · 06/09/2025
Sorry it’s so dim but here is @the-goon-tycoon.bsky.social entering me. 🔊
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Chicago Party Uncle aka 🪒 Mr Manscaper @chicagopartyuncle.bsky.social · 06/09/2025
Its always a treat to see @the-goon-tycoon.bsky.social
Netflix (for real lol) and chill with Joey
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Chicago Party Uncle aka 🪒 Mr Manscaper @chicagopartyuncle.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
It occurred to me that The Federation names their starships after cities: but what would the ship look like if it were inspired by the city? We all know Fort Wayne would probably look like a single nacelle Oberth Class does from behind. But what about Chicago? Or LA, Dallas, etc look like? 🖖
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Chicago Party Uncle aka 🪒 Mr Manscaper @chicagopartyuncle.bsky.social · 01/09/2025
How did I not figure out that if you push all the meat to the side before you start using the ground meat tool (whatever the hell it’s called), it’s way more efficient than not? Whoa.
Precooking ground sausage in a Dutch oven before I add them to Charro Beans. Ugh so good!
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Chicago Party Uncle aka 🪒 Mr Manscaper @chicagopartyuncle.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
Took this for my sister but thought it looked alright enough to share.
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Chicago Party Uncle aka 🪒 Mr Manscaper @chicagopartyuncle.bsky.social · 09/08/2025
Happy FCF, y’all. 🍆 🍆 💦 #nsfw #FCF #FatCockFriday #chicagogay
My girthy, veiny, delicious, cut hog 😈
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Chicago Party Uncle aka 🪒 Mr Manscaper @chicagopartyuncle.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
[Computer: play Father Figure by George Michael] *The look was not intentional but I’m kinda here for it.
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Chicago Party Uncle aka 🪒 Mr Manscaper @chicagopartyuncle.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
These racist CL mother fuckers are way too comfortable. I am not the person you want to test this around. I intentionally don’t advertise my race because I don’t want a client who cares. If you need to ask this question, you should know you are not in a “safe space” when around me.
The other person: Or she and race
Them again: Age* 

Me: Oh wow you’re actually asking for someone’s race?
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Chicago Party Uncle aka 🪒 Mr Manscaper @chicagopartyuncle.bsky.social · 28/07/2025
I just gave my first massage in months and holy wow I’m exhausted. But it was so much fun. Felt so great to do it again. If anyone needs one this weekend, you can still text me or book me directly through my Vagaro page. Until then, I’ll be at the gym weight lifting to Fergie.
Massage table with a black plastic sheet on it that actually feels like fabric. This bad boy holds up to 1,100 lbs so ummmmm, come on over.
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Chicago Party Uncle aka 🪒 Mr Manscaper @chicagopartyuncle.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
Okay I’m officially back in business on August 2! Great location- way better parking. Finally lol. If you’re in Chicago or going to be, I’d love to have you on my table! rentmasseur.com/UptownMansca... or schedule at www.vagaro.com/mrmanscaper See ya soon!
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Chicago Party Uncle aka 🪒 Mr Manscaper @chicagopartyuncle.bsky.social · 21/07/2025
27 years. Same dynamic. We are both just older, cooler, and wiser. I’m so stoked she’s moving here soon. #speechteamkids We were also swim team, choir, theater, and IB (iykyk) kids too lol.
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Chicago Party Uncle aka 🪒 Mr Manscaper @chicagopartyuncle.bsky.social · 19/07/2025
Oh fuck yes IT IS GOING TO RAIN!
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Chicago Party Uncle aka 🪒 Mr Manscaper @chicagopartyuncle.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
Hello handsome! It looks like Mr Mancaper will be back soon! Roger’s Park but with much better parking. No more stairs. Weekends only. Fully inclusive. All bodytypes, races, all ages 🔞 Massage Manscaping And so much more 🍆 💦 🍑 More details to cum/come later 😈 🪒 Keep your eye out for updates
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Chicago Party Uncle aka 🪒 Mr Manscaper @chicagopartyuncle.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
That ADHD urge to overexplain yourself, just in case
Him: I love it, I'm watching the new season of Foundation

Me:Sweet!
What is that about? I it's on Apple+, right?

Him: It's based on a series of Isaac Asimov books
It's about an empire facing a new threat to them, but hard to explain lol

July 11, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Me: Just watched the trailer: yeah I'm sold. It looks really interesting. More new stories please, right?
No legacy anything, no basing it on a well known story plot line (ie Orville to Star Trek); just a brand new story.
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Chicago Party Uncle aka 🪒 Mr Manscaper @chicagopartyuncle.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
Okay so I’m at the ___ with my coworkers and I’m hammered. Pray for me.
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Chicago Party Uncle aka 🪒 Mr Manscaper @chicagopartyuncle.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
God damnit.
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Chicago Party Uncle aka 🪒 Mr Manscaper @chicagopartyuncle.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
Oh my goodness 🫢
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Chicago Party Uncle aka 🪒 Mr Manscaper @chicagopartyuncle.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
Just got home from the vacation and I’m watching one of my favorite STDiscovery episodes (S3:E7 Unification III) tearing up from this incredible scene. I am so glad I didn’t watch this on the plane right now lol. 😆
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Chicago Party Uncle aka 🪒 Mr Manscaper @chicagopartyuncle.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
Friend’s birthday dinner at Bavette’s. My steak was absolute perfection.
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