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Johnnie in The Loop

@chicagoloopmedia.bsky.social
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Divided we fall. These times require Nazi-punching. Billionaires should not exist. Resist. They’re working their way to killing you. This toddlin’ town, I’ll show you around. I love it.

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Johnnie in The Loop @chicagoloopmedia.bsky.social · 3h
Guess what? Fuck BOTH JD Vance AND the pastor of the largest church in Kansas
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Johnnie in The Loop @chicagoloopmedia.bsky.social · 3h
Fire Ben Johnson.
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Johnnie in The Loop @chicagoloopmedia.bsky.social · 7h
In Egypt they’ve had a Nilometer for thousands of years and it wasn’t some sister-fucker’s barn or a telephone pole
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Johnnie in The Loop @chicagoloopmedia.bsky.social · 7h
Minnesotans you own this fucking embarrassment
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Johnnie in The Loop @chicagoloopmedia.bsky.social · 7h
Iowans are fucking morons.
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Johnnie in The Loop @chicagoloopmedia.bsky.social · 7h
Hey James, watching football yesterday I saw a ton of ads from some Mar-a-Lago lipped bitch named Miriam smearing you about some nonexistent culture war bigot bullshit and I have to say if that’s all they’ve got, you’re in good shape. Chicago supports you!
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Johnnie in The Loop @chicagoloopmedia.bsky.social · 8h
I name my morning shits Donald John Dump before I flush them.
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Johnnie in The Loop @chicagoloopmedia.bsky.social · 8h
I’ve always viewed him as expendable cannon fodder. He’s done some fun shit on social media to beat up on the regime but he’s not a serious person who can meet this moment
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Johnnie in The Loop @chicagoloopmedia.bsky.social · 8h
LOL Lindsey Graham and legacy in the same sentence. Motherfucker was happily forgotten before he was cold
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Johnnie in The Loop @chicagoloopmedia.bsky.social · 8h
Bessent is a clearly drugged-up asshole whose actions and statements reveal a true “paucity of knowledge about financial markets.” Projection is the guiding PR strategy of this abominable administration
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Johnnie in The Loop @chicagoloopmedia.bsky.social · 8h
He’s a talking prairie dog penis
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Johnnie in The Loop @chicagoloopmedia.bsky.social · 8h
I did not know who Nidal Hassan was until these absolute morons decided to take us back to the 1800s
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Johnnie in The Loop @chicagoloopmedia.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I am looking forward to another willing victim of the indelible Orange Stain finding out
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PINO FOTUS @pino-fotus.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
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ebisback.bsky.social @ebisback.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Scary shit 😳🤣
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Johnnie in The Loop @chicagoloopmedia.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Giving Elon Special-K vibes
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Johnnie in The Loop @chicagoloopmedia.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I had no idea that Benny the Russian tool was such a milquetoast. I thought he was just a run of the mill traitor
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Johnnie in The Loop @chicagoloopmedia.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Ha Ha I love that Marco watched for a while, clearly saw that the Orange Stain is indelible and eternal for every supplicant, and thought “It will be different for me.” Arrogant twerp.
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Mr. Pink Floyd Larson @pinkfloydlarson.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Oh my....🫢
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Richard Simmons Shocked Reaction
ALT: Richard Simmons Shocked Reaction
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Johnnie in The Loop @chicagoloopmedia.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Getting Trump Butler PA vibes here
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Johnnie in The Loop @chicagoloopmedia.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
He shouldn’t have worn that short skirt
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Johnnie in The Loop @chicagoloopmedia.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Attack
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Johnnie in The Loop @chicagoloopmedia.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Good baseball pitcher. Outstanding baseball analyst.
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Johnnie in The Loop @chicagoloopmedia.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Cool. After his war crimes convictions we’ll kill him on TV. Beige trousers facing the firing squad so everyone watching can see the piss stain spread. He’d want it that way.
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Johnnie in The Loop @chicagoloopmedia.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
HAHAHA
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4fuxake @blueheartedly1.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
😂👇
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Johnnie in The Loop @chicagoloopmedia.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Friday night rapist hang at the WH. Hamberders for all the rapists.
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Johnnie in The Loop @chicagoloopmedia.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
The next President can approve his public execution. Fat bitch can sit blindfolded on a gold toilet in the ruins of the ballroom facing the gunners. I love how MAGA doesn’t understand what destroying norms does.
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KittyKatGirl😻🙏💞🐞 @mary1kathy.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
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Johnnie in The Loop @chicagoloopmedia.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I’ll bet Thiel laughs until he pisses himself at this pathetic standup act
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Johnnie in The Loop @chicagoloopmedia.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Markwayne is a gibbering prairie dog penis
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Johnnie in The Loop @chicagoloopmedia.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Fucking schmuck
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Johnnie in The Loop @chicagoloopmedia.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Traitor bitches are on the take, selling access
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Johnnie in The Loop @chicagoloopmedia.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Fuck Jared Polis
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Johnnie in The Loop @chicagoloopmedia.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Motherfucker couldn’t paint the bottom of a pond. We’re gonna get his name off that tower. Watch us.
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ℂ𝕒𝕥𝕞𝕒𝕟ℝ𝕖𝕤𝕚𝕤𝕥𝕤 🏳️‍🌈 ✡️ 😸 🌊 @stevefm20.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
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Johnnie in The Loop @chicagoloopmedia.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
He’s also a Dork and a Nazi
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Johnnie in The Loop @chicagoloopmedia.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Looking forward to when MAGA gives him the Pence treatment.
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Johnnie in The Loop @chicagoloopmedia.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Arkansans are colossally stupid voters. They’ll fuck this up.
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Johnnie in The Loop @chicagoloopmedia.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
God what a ridiculous asshole
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Johnnie in The Loop @chicagoloopmedia.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
John Thune is a wooden empty mannequin
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Johnnie in The Loop @chicagoloopmedia.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Ohioans are stupid people. They like Jim Jordan. They’ll fuck this up.
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ebisback.bsky.social @ebisback.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Got my approval 💥👏
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Johnnie in The Loop @chicagoloopmedia.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Arrest that fucking Nazi dork.
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Johnnie in The Loop @chicagoloopmedia.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Which dickhead former ballplayer was spouting this shit? I can’t remember who is on this call. Richard Sherman, Gonzalez, Fitzpatrick and who? Whitless? Who is talking this shit
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Johnnie in The Loop @chicagoloopmedia.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
28% ICE detention probability. If riding in BMW or Mercedes in Ithaca, detention probability drops to 0%
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Johnnie in The Loop @chicagoloopmedia.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Ivy League schools are asshole magnets. We’ve known this forever.
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Miaganga @miaganga.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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Johnnie in The Loop @chicagoloopmedia.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I look forward to a decade of criminal trials
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Johnnie in The Loop @chicagoloopmedia.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Disgusting slut
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