EJ @chialt.bsky.social · 30/10/2025Me drunk in Mexico: “Angela Markel gives Julia Child energy. Think about it.” 050
EJ @chialt.bsky.social · 24/10/2025Beach time with the boyfriend in Playa Zipolite. #zipolite #playazipolite #nudebeach #fcf 1462
EJ @chialt.bsky.social · 10/07/2025Me high on a Wednesday night: You remember when George Bush got really into painting? Do you think he has an Etsy store? 000
EJ @chialt.bsky.social · 10/07/2025Feeling cute and taking advantage of good lighting. #gay #gaybluesky #speedo #speedopic 0120
EJ @chialt.bsky.social · 09/07/2025The bulge is working overtime #gay #gaybluesky #bulge #speedo #nsfw 1200
EJ @chialt.bsky.social · 04/06/2025The fact that love island is 12 minutes delayed during pride month makes me want to flick acid in someone’s eye. 041
EJ @chialt.bsky.social · 09/05/2025Why does Ashley Darby always gravitate herself to the gayest old white man? 010
EJ @chialt.bsky.social · 04/05/2025Not me friendship breaking up with my best friend on her birthday by sending her this clip from Real Housewives of Miami 000
EJ @chialt.bsky.social · 29/04/2025In Puerto Rico for less than an hour and boyfriend shot a load down my throat and I shot a load over both of our heads. 🥵🤤 010
EJ @chialt.bsky.social · 16/04/2025Brittany Cartwright and Jax Taylor breaking up and still making their podcast together. They really are the modern day Fleetwood Mac. My apologies to Stevi Nicks. 010
EJ @chialt.bsky.social · 25/02/2025Does a gay even go to Tulum without taking tasteful art nudes? 0240
EJ @chialt.bsky.social · 24/02/2025Not my friend spiraling for 3 weeks worried that her best friend was trying to date her crush of 4 years but it was actually her gay friend who started dating him. 😭 060
EJ @chialt.bsky.social · 23/02/2025When the group chat is popping off on a Saturday but you have laryngitis and work again in the morning: 020
EJ @chialt.bsky.social · 10/02/2025Me saying I’m not drinking tonight then rolling up to my friends at Sidetrack: 010
EJ @chialt.bsky.social · 31/01/2025Nothing cures a hangover quite like sucking your besties dick in the morning 070
EJ @chialt.bsky.social · 24/01/2025As gay people, we take a brief pause on posting dick pics on Thursday nights to post about The Traitors and I find that beautiful. 020
EJ @chialt.bsky.social · 16/01/2025Love Island really just is the Stanford prison experiment for hot people. 000
EJ @chialt.bsky.social · 30/12/2024Who wants to do squats when you can just emsculpt your glutes for free at your friend’s apartment? 090
EJ @chialt.bsky.social · 25/12/2024And if this version of the multiverse takes place shortly after 9/11, does that mean that Hugh Grant and Billy Bob Thornton were complicit in the invasion of Iraq? 100
EJ @chialt.bsky.social · 25/12/2024Love Actually is wild. Somebody in the writers room actually said, “you know what will really set the tone for this romantic film about Christmas? An opening monologue about 9/11.” 100
