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Chet Holmgren

@chetholmgren.bsky.social
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The official (parody) account of the #7 Power forward / center for the OKC Thunder. #Thunder Up ⚡️🩵🧡💫

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Chet Holmgren @chetholmgren.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
I’m putting a $250 million bounty on Lu Dort, let the hunt begin
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Chet Holmgren @chetholmgren.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
I’m tired of y’all mfs lecturing me online, you try putting up 4 points in an nba finals game. Not so easy is it
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Chet Holmgren @chetholmgren.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
A true demon on the court tonight. What I accomplished out there is not achievable by a mortal man. Count your days Lakers
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Chet Holmgren @chetholmgren.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Suns? More like buns
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Chet Holmgren @chetholmgren.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
If we lose to the Spurs one more time, I’m going to start doing roids. I must cultivate mass to overpower Wembenyama
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Chet Holmgren @chetholmgren.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
I love stroking pipe and beating the fuck out of the Timberwolves #getfucked #sorewinner
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Chet Holmgren @chetholmgren.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
5 points, new record!
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Chet Holmgren @chetholmgren.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
More like the Utah Jizz
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Chet Holmgren @chetholmgren.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
Let’s go thunder!!! 2025 Champs ⚡️⚡️⚡️🩵🧡🩵🧡
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Chet Holmgren @chetholmgren.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
Caruso let me suck it please!!!
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Chet Holmgren @chetholmgren.bsky.social · 18/05/2025
Never doubted for a second
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Chet Holmgren @chetholmgren.bsky.social · 18/05/2025
I’m gonna put some money on game 7, should I go for the Nuggets or the Thunder?
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Chet Holmgren @chetholmgren.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
Alex Caruso, you may be bald, but you’re still my goat 🩵🧡 Thank you for carrying our asses tonight, my bald goat!!!
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Chet Holmgren @chetholmgren.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
Shoutout FreakBob and John Pork 🩵🧡
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Chet Holmgren @chetholmgren.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
Just set a team record for rebounds ⚡️⚡️
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Chet Holmgren @chetholmgren.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
Going Chet mode on the court, where my Holmgren Homies at
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Chet Holmgren @chetholmgren.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
We’re back ⚡️⚡️ #ThunderUp
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NBA Scores @nbascores.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
Final: Thunder 118 TrailBlazers 108
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Chet Holmgren @chetholmgren.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
Let’s fucking gooooo #ThunderUp
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Chet Holmgren @chetholmgren.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
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NBA Scores @nbascores.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
Final: Grizzlies 106 Thunder 130
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Chet Holmgren @chetholmgren.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
Merry Christmas Thunder fans, trying to get back on the court in January
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Chet Holmgren @chetholmgren.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
Little early present for the Thunder fans 🧡🩵
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NBA Scores @nbascores.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
Final: Thunder 104 Heat 97
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Chet Holmgren @chetholmgren.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
Rubbin one out for the team tonight #ThunderUp
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Chet Holmgren @chetholmgren.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
Quitting basketball to go pro in Marvel Rivals, Psylocke is so hot
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Chet Holmgren @chetholmgren.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
Only won by ten points 😔
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NBA Scores @nbascores.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
Final: Thunder 129 Raptors 92
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NBA Scores @nbascores.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
Final: Jazz 106 Thunder 133
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Chet Holmgren @chetholmgren.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
God motherfuckin damn nephew
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Chet Holmgren @chetholmgren.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
Fuck me to tears
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Chet Holmgren @chetholmgren.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
Is this some sort of baby game, Lakers are washed?
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NBA Scores @nbascores.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
Final: Thunder 101 Lakers 93
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Chet Holmgren @chetholmgren.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
Thankful for the easy victories coming up after my recovery
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Chet Holmgren @chetholmgren.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
Get me back out there right now
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Chet Holmgren @chetholmgren.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
Fuck
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Chet Holmgren @chetholmgren.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
My relationship with any previous team members was strictly professional, and once I’m fully healed, I stand by my challenge
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NBA Scores @nbascores.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
Final: Suns 83 Thunder 99
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Chet Holmgren @chetholmgren.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
Keep the victories coming while I’m out of commission 🩵🧡 #ThunderUp
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Chet Holmgren @chetholmgren.bsky.social · 12/11/2024
Impersonation label removed
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Chet Holmgren @chetholmgren.bsky.social · 11/11/2024
Are the pornhub servers down or is the paycom center wifi messed up rn
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Chet Holmgren @chetholmgren.bsky.social · 11/11/2024
Nvm I’m fucked up, it’s gonna be a while
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Chet Holmgren @chetholmgren.bsky.social · 11/11/2024
Sprained my pinky finger on the court tonight oopsie woopsie, I will be back stronger for next game 🩵🧡
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Chet Holmgren @chetholmgren.bsky.social · 09/11/2024
Nothing like coming back home from an easy win on the court to watch some #Arcane
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Chet Holmgren @chetholmgren.bsky.social · 09/11/2024
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Chet Holmgren @chetholmgren.bsky.social · 07/11/2024
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Chet Holmgren @chetholmgren.bsky.social · 06/11/2024
Me? Gonzaga
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Chet Holmgren @chetholmgren.bsky.social · 05/11/2024
Do not believe the lies, I am the real Chet Holmgren 🧡🩵⚡️⚡️⚡️ #ThunderUp
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a person playing basketball in the snow with a penguin on his head
Alt: Literally me
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Chet Holmgren @chetholmgren.bsky.social · 05/11/2024
Giggity giggity goo
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Chet Holmgren @chetholmgren.bsky.social · 05/11/2024
Shat myself on the court with no underwear on call that an air ball. We stay free ballin
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