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chessmit.bsky.social @chessmit.bsky.social · 10m
Sometimes the smeller is not actually the feller. Case in point.
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chessmit.bsky.social @chessmit.bsky.social · 13m
And weird leg thing. Something ain’t right.
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chessmit.bsky.social @chessmit.bsky.social · 43m
I feel mildly better.
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chessmit.bsky.social @chessmit.bsky.social · 44m
That’s a sign that the economy is the best ever in the history of the world, right? 😞
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chessmit.bsky.social @chessmit.bsky.social · 2h
I hope they sue
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chessmit.bsky.social @chessmit.bsky.social · 3h
Is Kegsbreath one of the *very* serious people? Actually, are there any serious people left in this administration?
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chessmit.bsky.social @chessmit.bsky.social · 4h
Guess what other religion features liars? That’s right! Christianity!
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chessmit.bsky.social @chessmit.bsky.social · 7h
Something tells me that this sweet kitty was absolutely in charge of its family.
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Team Talarico @teamtalaricohq.bsky.social · 9h
NEW AD: Introducing SCANDUEL! The only betting app where you can parlay Ken Paxton’s scandals — and get paid! Here’s a tip: Always bet that he did the thing. 💰
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chessmit.bsky.social @chessmit.bsky.social · 10h
Do either of them live in LA or San Diego? Because they might want to direct their ire towards trump also.
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chessmit.bsky.social @chessmit.bsky.social · 12h
Coleman!
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chessmit.bsky.social @chessmit.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Well I’m sure you’ll absolutely love Mike Rogers.
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chessmit.bsky.social @chessmit.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
In other words, they’re doing nothing.
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chessmit.bsky.social @chessmit.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
They have been defending pedophiles for a long time. It’s what they do best.
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chessmit.bsky.social @chessmit.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
And pedophilia. The cornerstone activity of the GOP.
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chessmit.bsky.social @chessmit.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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Stephen Miller Can You Hear Me
ALT: Stephen Miller Can You Hear Me
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chessmit.bsky.social @chessmit.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Last month when the numbers were good—that’s because tRump is a genius. This month? Biden. Right? That’s how it works now, right? 😂
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chessmit.bsky.social @chessmit.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Oh.
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chessmit.bsky.social @chessmit.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Shocked that “trans for everyone” and his stupid fucking golden ballroom didn’t rate.
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chessmit.bsky.social @chessmit.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Better that he spend his time fucking up these MAGA’s campaigns than, you know, anything else, pretty much.
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chessmit.bsky.social @chessmit.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I do hope they’re terrified.
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chessmit.bsky.social @chessmit.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
“That” hearing. 😝
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chessmit.bsky.social @chessmit.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Stripe on stripe. Beautiful.
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chessmit.bsky.social @chessmit.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
One of the frat houses in my hometown burned down too! Idiots.
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chessmit.bsky.social @chessmit.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I chose my college based 100% on the fact that it had no Greek system. I witnessed its abuses up close growing up in a small college town where 90% of the students were in a fraternity or sorority, and, phew, I wanted NOTHING to do with it. I helped cater some frat rush events, and, wow. 🤮
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chessmit.bsky.social @chessmit.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Christ on a crutch. WTF!?
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chessmit.bsky.social @chessmit.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This douche knows how run a con.
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chessmit.bsky.social @chessmit.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
You’d be okay if you sold boner pills, though. That is the only true path to 1st Amendment rights.
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chessmit.bsky.social @chessmit.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Ooh! I did not know that.
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chessmit.bsky.social @chessmit.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The New Yorker published a fascinating article about Honeycrisps years ago. The University of Minnesota owns the patent. I love them too.
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chessmit.bsky.social @chessmit.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I’m 60 and I’ll never forget the first time I tried a Fuji. That’s when I gave up on red delicious apples forever.
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chessmit.bsky.social @chessmit.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Trying to figure out which countries would absolutely arrest him as a war criminal?
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chessmit.bsky.social @chessmit.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
“Biblical truth;” an oxymoron of epic proportions.
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chessmit.bsky.social @chessmit.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Here she comes to shit on everything.
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chessmit.bsky.social @chessmit.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I wonder what will happen to her when plastic surgery can no longer stop the march of time? Toss her down the stairs like Ivana? She knows about the pedophilia.
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chessmit.bsky.social @chessmit.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The hand make up is extra tonight.
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chessmit.bsky.social @chessmit.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Let’s call out the handful of Dems who’ve been on record sending anti-trans messaging, and support the ones who are sending positive messages? Maybe not the entire dems party? Electing republicans is not going to help trans people. Period.
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chessmit.bsky.social @chessmit.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
He’s yellow. Is that bad?
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chessmit.bsky.social @chessmit.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
“We reserve the right to continue to stalk our exes.”
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chessmit.bsky.social @chessmit.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Isn’t he a war criminal? Shouldn’t he be arrested?
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chessmit.bsky.social @chessmit.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Epstein on his mind
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chessmit.bsky.social @chessmit.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I want to remind people about Epstein AND ridicule Blobert at the same time.
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chessmit.bsky.social @chessmit.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Did they invite George Santos? Inquiring minds want to know. Probably not, though. They wouldn’t want to risk getting their credit cards stolen.
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chessmit.bsky.social @chessmit.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
It’s like late-stage Roman Empire here. I picture the whole lot of them in togas being fed grapes while watching sex acts.
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chessmit.bsky.social @chessmit.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
That’s the winner right there 😂
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chessmit.bsky.social @chessmit.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Same
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chessmit.bsky.social @chessmit.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
It makes me so sad that gas prices are the bridge too far for republicans. Not the murderous group of brownshirts that is ICE, or the kowtowing to Netanyahu, Putin, et al, not the unabashed grift.
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chessmit.bsky.social @chessmit.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
To be fair: the pothole-filling was useful, and probably more interesting.
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chessmit.bsky.social @chessmit.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I poach my umber
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chessmit.bsky.social @chessmit.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Bonus!
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