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Chesapeake Bay

@chesapeakebay.bsky.social
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The most important estuary in the world.

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Chesapeake Bay @chesapeakebay.bsky.social · 19/08/2025
Ouch!
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Chesapeake Bay @chesapeakebay.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
Sometimes, a quiet sunrise over one of my tributaries is just what is needed to prepare for the day.
A sunrise over fairly calm water. The shoreline on the horizon is heavily wooded. The sky is deeply overcast, but soft yellow and orange light heralds the rising sun, illuminating the underside of the clouds.
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Chesapeake Bay @chesapeakebay.bsky.social · 24/05/2025
We've been exchanging bodily of water fluids for awhile now, but we keep all our content free for your enjoyment.
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Chesapeake Bay @chesapeakebay.bsky.social · 24/05/2025
The Bay was angry that day, my friends.
The Chesapeake Bay looking west with Annapolis on the horizon. The water is choppy with small whitecaps.
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Chesapeake Bay @chesapeakebay.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
Yes. Every time I'd crab cake time. However, be careful. If they're advertising it as "Maryland-style" or "Eastern Shore-style", it may not be my crabs... it may be imposter Gulf or Thai crabs. Source carefully!
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Chesapeake Bay @chesapeakebay.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
They're my border collies of the water.
marylandmatters.org
Chesapeake Bay expert says more dolphin sightings means bay is recovering - Maryland Matters
Experts said sightings of bottlenose dolphins in the Chesapeake Bay are becoming more common, especially as the water gets warmer, and it’s another indication the health of the bay is improving.
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Chesapeake Bay @chesapeakebay.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
13/10 - Would send gulls to steal from you and drop in me.
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Chesapeake Bay @chesapeakebay.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
Please!
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Chesapeake Bay @chesapeakebay.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
Sometimes you just want to slip into something stunning before a night out.
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Chesapeake Bay @chesapeakebay.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
It's a beautiful day for you to come spend some time with me... maybe grab some dinner outside... dip your toes in and let me kiss them.
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Chesapeake Bay @chesapeakebay.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
I'm one of the wettest estuaries in the world.
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Chesapeake Bay @chesapeakebay.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
Why was I hit with a 54% tariff this week?!?!
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Chesapeake Bay @chesapeakebay.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
Not a fan. marylandmatters.org/2025/03/24/t...
marylandmatters.org
‘Ticking time bombs’: Nearly 100 coal ash dumps pepper Chesapeake Bay watershed - Maryland Matters
The use of coal to produce power in the U.S. has sharply declined in recent decades, as utilities switch to natural gas or renewable energy. But dozens of coal ash dumps have been left behind in the C...
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Chesapeake Bay @chesapeakebay.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
Can confirm am a national treasure.
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Chesapeake Bay @chesapeakebay.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
Why go over me when it's so much better to be on me? www.instagram.com/reel/DHW7MwJ...
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Chesapeake Bay @chesapeakebay.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
Love watching nine men go for the pearl.
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Chesapeake Bay @chesapeakebay.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
But my Gorgeous Dazzling Product is the highest in the nation.
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Chesapeake Bay @chesapeakebay.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
On other platforms, I used to post daily interesting content about efforts you humans were taking to help keep me clean. Let's just say there's probably going to be less of that for a few years, unfortunately. And if you keep it up, fewer blue crabs and oysters.
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Chesapeake Bay @chesapeakebay.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
Just to clarify, what the fuck kind of dumbass list is this? YOU'RE FORGETTING SOMEONE.
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Chesapeake Bay @chesapeakebay.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
One could say you're really blowing up.
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Chesapeake Bay @chesapeakebay.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
I thought we already had a Kansas.
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Chesapeake Bay @chesapeakebay.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
I love stiff fingers.
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Chesapeake Bay @chesapeakebay.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
media.tenor.com
a man in a leather jacket is standing in a doorway holding a gun .
Alt: The Fonz in a leather jacket is standing in a doorway saying eyyyyyyyyyyy.
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Chesapeake Bay @chesapeakebay.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
More followers. Less corruption. That is how the Bay do. www.instagram.com/reel/DHJiyrF...
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Atlantic Ocean @atlantic-ocean.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
NIAGARA FALLS NUDES!!! I REPEAT NIAGARA FALLS NUDES FOR FREE 😳🥵😮‍💨
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Chesapeake Bay @chesapeakebay.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
A documentary from PBS on one of my worst days in recent memory. www.youtube.com/watch?v=aE7i...
youtube.com
Baltimore Bridge Collapse | Full Documentary | NOVA | PBS
YouTube video by NOVA PBS Official
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Chesapeake Bay @chesapeakebay.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
I kinda just want to work with the other bodies of water to rise up and flood everything. Wipe the slate clean and start over.
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Chesapeake Bay @chesapeakebay.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
I wish I had it in me to joke and be horny like normal, but y'all... I'm just sad.
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Chesapeake Bay @chesapeakebay.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
Fuuuuuuuuuu-... I needed that nap.
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Chesapeake Bay @chesapeakebay.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
@orioles.com Hey, I know y'all.
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Chesapeake Bay @chesapeakebay.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
See you next week, I guess. Wanna grab some Old Bay to take home with you?
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Chesapeake Bay @chesapeakebay.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
I'm ready for 75 and sunny again.
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Chesapeake Bay @chesapeakebay.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
This cannot stand. Who is at fault here?!
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Chesapeake Bay @chesapeakebay.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
It's only right that we consider all options for modern North American geographic naming conventions.
A map of North America showing Mexico renamed to Spicy Chesapeake, Greenland renamed to Icy Chesapeake, New Mexico renamed to New Chesapeake, and Canada renamed to Chesapeake's Hat.
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Chesapeake Bay @chesapeakebay.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
Make it so.
Google Maps view of the Gulf of Mexico, with "Mexico" crossed out in red and "Chesapeake" written underneath.
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Chesapeake Bay @chesapeakebay.bsky.social · 03/01/2025
So, I may be getting covered in white stuff Sunday evening! That doesn't happen as much as I'd like these days.
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Chesapeake Bay @chesapeakebay.bsky.social · 02/01/2025
I heard Mt. Adams dislikes humor of a certain type and yet...
Located just 30 miles from the peak of Mt. Adams: Willy Dick Crossing.
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Chesapeake Bay @chesapeakebay.bsky.social · 02/01/2025
SUCK IT, NANTUCKET
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Chesapeake Bay @chesapeakebay.bsky.social · 02/01/2025
Sometimes, that's just the kind of mood I'm in.
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Beth Bains @atmakaram.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
Good morning from the Chesapeake Bay
Good morning from the Chesapeake Bay.  A.pictire from a beach along the Chesapeake Bay taken Jan 1 2025
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Chesapeake Bay @chesapeakebay.bsky.social · 02/01/2025
They had fun, though!
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Chesapeake Bay @chesapeakebay.bsky.social · 02/01/2025
I loved having you in me!
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Chesapeake Bay @chesapeakebay.bsky.social · 02/01/2025
I'm tidal. I look at it twice a day.
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Chesapeake Bay @chesapeakebay.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
San Andreas is a size queen... demands at least 8.
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Chesapeake Bay @chesapeakebay.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
Crustacean Research Topics?
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Chesapeake Bay @chesapeakebay.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
Is 2025 over yet?
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Chesapeake Bay @chesapeakebay.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
Please make sure your furry friends have a quiet, comfortable space for the evening!
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Chesapeake Bay @chesapeakebay.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
It's okay, you can do this, Chessie. You'll feel the sweet caress of sailboats and swimsuits soon enough.
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Chesapeake Bay @chesapeakebay.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
I love feeling the @atlantic-ocean.bsky.social in my mouth.
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Chesapeake Bay @chesapeakebay.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
It's a start!
bayjournal.com
End-of-year bills offer support for Chesapeake Bay work
Congress gave Chesapeake Bay restoration advocates a few gifts as it wrapped up its end-of-year business by renewing support for key programs, bolstering support for oyster recovery and promoting outd...
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